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BY GEO. V. HO BART, (^HUGH M'HUGH.") Dear Bunch: Tour letter from Vienna received, and glad we are to taow that you and Alice are crowding Jie occasion with the joy of living. On next year's trip Peaches and I ttope to be with you, and what we'll do |D Europe will be a pitiable shame. I met Jack Golden the other day, and he sends his kindest to you and Alice. . Jack says he's going to get married some of these days and do that Eu- !"W»pe gag himself. . Can you imagine Jack with a thou- dollars' worth of blushing bride banging on his elbow, hiking through Europe and stopping in at the Louvre occasionally to make fae«a at the '•paintings? I can't. - 1'- i."' If ever a bride drags Jack away Bpom Stone street she'll be the limit ill, ladies' dress goods, and that's no Jovial outburst. We aire all well at home with the exception that some fresh friend told Aunt Martha that she was getting "The Muscle Goods «tout, and the old lady promptly fell for every obesity cure known to mod­ ern science. Even at top weight Aunt Martha doesn't go over 164 pounds, but she got the idea in her head that com­ pared with her Barnum's original fat lady was a pikerette, so she decided to SO after that obesity thing with an ax. We tried to flag her and talk her out of it, but she waved us all back, •nd said she'd made up her mind she wasn't going through this world lead­ ing a double chin. Well, Bunch, Aunt Martha started in to put the sabots to the fatty tissue, and for a week Uncle Peter's peace- Ail home across the road looked tike a moving picture entitled "The Original Rough House." First flop out of the box Mrs. Grim- shaw, who weighs 278 in her war­ paint, told Aunt Martha that exercise was the only thing to keep down the •weight, so Uncle Peter was chased off to town for a rowing machine, a set Of Indian clubs and a proud assort­ ment of deaf and dumb bells. Presently the muscle goods arrived, and next morning about daylight Aunt Martha jumped on board the rowing machine and bore away to the north­ west, with a strong ebb tide on the port bow. She was about four miles up the rtver and going hard when a strap broke, whereupon Aunt Martha went overboard with a splash that upset most of the furniture in the room and ^nocked her manicure set down be­ hind the bureau. , One of the oars went up in the air and landed on the bridge of Uncle Peter's nose, because his face hap- *On« of the Rubbe* Suing* Broke." poned to be in the way when the oar came down. ' When loving hands finally pulled Aunt Martha out of the interior of her rocking-chair, she found that, with the help of the rowing machine, she had lost nearly two pounds, mostly off the end of her elbow. The next day Mrs. Cooper, who weighs atf&iit ^246, told Aunt Martha that she wasn't using the best kind of physical torture, so Uncle Peter was once more chased off to the store, Where he bought one of those rubber contrivances you fasten on the wall and then try to pull it off again with the handles. Bright and early the next morning Aunt Martha grabbed the handled, Mud was getting away from her obes­ ity at the rate of an ounce an hour, when suddenly one of the rubber strings broke and something kicked Aunt Martha just where a good singer gets her coloratura. When Aunt Martha fell wounded on the field of battle every picture on the walls fell with her, and there was such a crash that the cook thought the end of the world was coming, so •he ran screaming in the direction of Uaterson, N. J. They had to pour about a bucket If water over Aunt Martha's map be­ fore she came to, and then she found that all she had lost by this new proc­ ess was her breath and a couple of tide combs. "N. . Mrs. Gaddings dropped in that day add told Aunt Martha that the only Way to reduce the flesh is to take a long walk; so Auntie picked out a long walk and took It. After she was gone about six hours, and it was getting dark, she called Uncle Peter up on the long distance telephone and broke the news to him that she had walked 15 miles, and that she had been so extravagant she had («sad up all the walk that was in her. and that she would have to stay there in a foreign land alone, among utter strangers, unless he sent a cab for *er. ifk When Aunt Martha got home that night she found that all the flesh she had lost was her pocketbook with ten dollars in it, and Uncle Peter lost About ten dollars for cab hire, making a total of four pounds, English money. , A day or two later Mrs. Carruth- ers told Aunt Martha that the only sure cure for obesity was to take elec­ tric baths, so Uncle Peter had one rigged up which was a great shock to his pocketbook. As soon as it was up Aunt Martha wept inside of the frame-work and sat among tho electric lamps with only her head out in the atmosphere for about two hours. , Then she came out smiling, and said she felt fine and that she must have lost Jen pounds. Uncle Peter peeped inside to look the bath over, and found that she had forgotten to turn the current on. Next morning when Aunt Martha went after the electric bath Uncle Peter turned the current on himself to make sure, and when Auntie stepped in It she accidentally put her foot on an ohm or something, which tickled her so that she let a blood­ curdling yell out of her that could be heard for 27 miles as the crow flies. Then she put her other toot down, and that landed on a volt or an am­ pere or some foolish dingus which "Could Be Heard 27 Miles." caused Aunt Martha to become short- circuited. Bunch, she was the* shortest circuit that ever happened. For a couple of minutes that room looked like a thunderstorm, with Aunt Martha playing the thunder. When Uncle Peter finally got the current turned off and all the live wires out of her hair, Aunt Martha collapsed on the sofa, screaming: "Take it away! Take it away! Now I know what a hard life the third rail must lead!" I think the electric treatment has cured Aunt Martha. At any rate all the exercising par­ aphernalia has been thrown out in the back yard, and I think that now she will be perfectly satisfied to go through life leading a double chin as nature intended. Yours in the current of friendship, JOHN. (Copyright, 1908, by Q. W. Dillingham Co.) LAWYER NOT YET A BELIEVER. Spiritualistic Friend Failed to Keep His Appointment. A Cleveland man sentenced to he electrocuted on a murder charge was a strong believer in spiritualism. Whenever he talked with his lawyer he was either abusing him for not getting him acquitted or else arguing with him about spiritualism. The lawyer never had believed in spiritualism, but he was open to con­ viction. The day before his client was to go to the death chair the lawyer made a proposition to him: "By this time to-morrow," he said, "you will have crossed the mysterious river. Tou say it is possible for spirits to re­ turn. If you think you're so smart, Just return and then I'll be con­ vinced." The client was a matter of fact sort of man. He readily agreed to the lawyer's plan. "If there iB any way I can appear to you," he said, "you can bet your neck I'll do it If I'm not on hand at the appointed time you can just make up your mind it's because there's nothing in spiritualism. But I'll come around all right" The two decided on a -time and place for the meeting. "I broke another engagement In or­ der to be there," said the lawyer In telling of the experiment, "and waited around for more than an hour on the fellow, but the cuss never showed up.?* --New York Press. Why He Escaped. lad hot Two men who had hot seen each other since they parted after an ocean voyage that was noteworthy for its roughness stopped to talk about the journey. "Do ypu remember that particularly rough day on the Banks," one of the men asked the other, "when you were the only man who went to lunch?" The good sailor allowed that he did. "Well, sir," pursued the other, "you never knew how near you came tc death that afternoon. When Glllen and I saw you coming out on deck with a novel in one hand and a cigar in the other, looking disgracefully well, Gil­ len said to me: 'Any man who has the nerve to flaunt his ability to stand this rolling in the face of men as sick as we ought to be thrown overboard.' I agreed with him. But you escaped be­ cause neither of us was able to get up to do it" Woman's Limitations. Any woman thinks she's capable of reforming a man, but when it comes to reforming herself she employ^ a dressmaker.--SL Lovis Globc-Dem* crat ... ' HAULING MILK TO HOG8. Barrel on a Sled Proves a Great Convenience. I have five acres of alfalfa a quarter- mile from the house fenced to hog pas­ ture. There Is nothing finer for hogs and three times a week I take a barrel of milk to them, writes a farmer fh Farmers' Mail and Breese. The sketch Barrel Sled. gives an Idea of my transportation scheme. The runners and two by fours on each side of barrel are notched to keep the barrel from roll­ ing. Four pieces of strap iron twisted half are also fastened to ends of run­ ners and then to barrel with tire bolts to steady It. This is better than set­ ting a barrel upright and it can't up­ set. TO BREAK COLT OF KICKING. CARING FOR THE HOG. How One Successful Stockman Han , dies Them. At a meeting of swine breeders, L. H. Roberts said: The bog is a nat­ ural grazer and grass is the cheapest food element Involved in his growth. Every lot in which hog* are kept should grow a crop of some kind every year, and for a double purpose, The cultivation and growth of the crop freshens the soil and tends to assist nature in her constant efforts to destroy disease germs. Fresh soil has certain disinfectant properties that cost nothing except the effort expended in stirring It up. Rye is good for early pasturage, ani rape may be sbwn for late use on the same lot. Oats may be grown, and corn will be found an excellent thing. But any­ thing Is better than bare and filthy lots. About buildings and adjacent grounds a free use of air-slaked lime is advisable at all times. Good sleep ing quarters and good dry bedding go a long way toward promoting health and thrift. I do not permit my hogs to occupy their sleeping quarters dur­ ing the day., I water early in the morning and provide plenty of it. Water helps to keep the bowels in proper condition. BIRD8' NESTS ON GARGOYLES. 8parrows Use Carved Animal Heads at the Zoo for Homesteads. The heads of animals carved in stone which form the gargoyles along the cornice of the new elephant house at the Bronx park zoo, while as real­ istic as a sculptor can make them, have proved no bugaboo to the wild birds which build their nests in the park. Although the work on the ele­ phant house is far' from complete, sparrows have already built their nests along the cornice. One pair chose their nest site on the top of a rhinoceros head near the south end of the building. The nest, a bulky structure of straw and grass and feathers, rests just above the rhi­ noceros' horn and covers its eyes. The birds built it there several weeks ago. The eggs hatched out a few days ago, and now the parent- birds can be seen every day resting on the snout of the rhinoceros or diving down from the nest to the ground in search of worms or stray grains of wheat or corn wasted by the fowl in the duck pond near by. Another nest Is under construction on the top of one of the carved ele­ phants' heads. The sparrows are ar­ ranging the dried grass stems between the elephant's tusk and the fore­ head. The carpenters and masons have re­ frained from disturbing the nests. They consulted Director William T. Hornaday about them and he told them to leave the nests until the build­ ing was complete and it would then be decided whether they would be al­ lowed to remain or not. Toe Formal for "Fighting Bob." - An officer who was with Admiral Evans at San Francisco writes home that he was one day talking with "Fighting Bob" when a petty officer appeared on the scene. The under of­ ficer, not recognizing the two, came blustering up with, "Say, do you know where I can find Evans?" The ad­ miral gased up at him quietly a mo­ ment and exclaimed: "Oh, don't bother about being so formal. Just call me 'Bob.'" Animal Nearly Extinct. About 300 specimens of the steln- bok are under protection on the south­ ern slope of Monte Rosa, but, apart from that, the animal is nearly extinct in the Alps. It breeds slowly, and the efforts of the government In its behalf have helped little. In two places pri­ vate herds have lately been estab­ lished, and it is hoped thus to prevent the extinction of the steinbok. Smoking Meats. For smoking meat I use an old heat­ ing stove that has a top or drum on it, writes farmer in Journal of Agri­ culture. In the bottom I put the coals and green chips and taabg the meat in the drum above. This is better than barrels because there is not so much danger from fire. Pastures for Hogs. One of the advantages of the pas­ tures for pigs is, that they will fill their stomachs on the palatable green stuff, and besides its other qualities it distends the stomach in the develop­ ment and make them larger for finish­ ing with corn later on. ^ v y " t, „ ^ f . . . . . ?i. t JteaSfe;. r. ff i nr rf .rrTli I'ljAiYi ^Bti- iMt HBL -V Suggestions Which Will Prove Helpful In Handling Animal. There is a cause tor a colt getting the habit of kicking, just as in all other habits, and it is necessary to first remove the cause before the de­ sired results can be obtained. Many colts are frequently vexed witfc im­ portunity at this and an earlier age, which is something they dislike, and to defend themselves they will either bite or kick. Thus a habit of this na­ ture is usually formed. I do not know of any contrivance that could be used on a colt to break it of the habit of kicking, says a wri­ ter in Farmers' Voice, that would not at the same time be of more injury than benefit. If the colt kicks the sides of the stall he may be broken by hanging a stout stick of wood by a rope from the ceiling above, so that when he kicks this is struck. If he kicks from nervousness, always speak to him as you step behind him, and if he is treacherous it would be well to have a looped cord over his iiose, running back out of the stall, and as you step up and speak, give it a jerk, which will give you a chance to slip in. It is not best to show the least fear un­ der any circumstances. Once he finds you are afraid of him he will not for­ get it, and he will not be nearly so easy to handle when he becomes older as he would if you give him to understand that you are his master. If he kicks while being brushed or rubbed, tie a cord around his neck, and pass a loop around his lower jaw, holding the other end while brushing or rubbing him. At every attempt to kick give it a sharp pull, and he will soon give it up. By merely tying the tips of his ears together will perhaps break him. A colt cannot think of two things at once, and by attracting his attention to something else he will not think of kicking. WHEN YOU GET RICH. Only Then Are You Appreciated for I Your True Worth. Upton Sinclair, the novelist. Was talking about wealth at Lake Pla­ cid. "It is pleasant to be rich," he said. "Nqbody can deny that Many of the pleasures of wealth, though, are false and mistaken ones. "When I was making my living by the composition of blood and thun­ der tales for boys--and I could turn out my 8,000 words a day-- I knew a pale, bent ink-stained old chap who wrote love stories. "His stories did not pay; he was •ery poor; but an aunt died, and sud­ denly the old fellow found himself a millionaire. "He saw me one afternoon on Broad­ way. He stopped his red car and we chatted about, old times. " 'And is it pleasant to he rich?' I asked. " 'Yes, It Is,' he answered, as he lighted a Vuelto Abajos and handed me another. 'And do you know what is the pleasantest thing about it? You have an opportunity to. make real friends, friends who can understand you. You get at last to know people capable of esteeming you for your own qualities alone. You find, sir, that you are at last appreciated.'" TERRIBLE ACCIDENT1 PENNED UP HOGS. They Will Not Do as Well as Animals on Pasture. Every domestic animal needs sun­ shine and 9. chance to exercise in the open air. Tho hog is no exception to this. But the hog is about the only animal that Is ever kept penned up. In the west, especially on the good- sized farms, it is the custom to permit the hogs to grate in the pastures. But in thousands of small villages and in the environs of cities the practice !• otherwise. The writer knows that in a great many localities the practice Is to buy two pigs in the spring and put them in a pen perhaps six feet one way by ten the other. Sometimes a yard of about the same size as the pen i* at­ tached to the pen. Very often the pen is in a corner of the barn, and from that pen the hogs never corns out alive. When the time comes tc slaughter them, they ate killed in the pens. The writer, in Farmers' Review, states that he has knawn hogs to be­ come so fat In these pens that they could not walk. The lack of exercise was of course the great cause for this. It seemB almost criminal to keep anf mals under such conditions. There are multitudes of small farms where this practice is followed to-day. It is entirely unnecessary, as it would cost very little to fence off an acre or two of land and give the swine at least that amount of room for exercise. But why does the practice exist at all? Simply because people do things without thinking why they do them. To a boy brought up on a farm where it is customary to pen the pigs, it seems the natural thing to do. "What's the matter over there?" "The sword swallower is being choked by a fishbone." Nailing Him. He--It's jolly nice to kiss one you like. She--(No answer). He--That is, of course, if she doesn't mind. She--(No answer). He--If she gets mad it's altogether another thing. She--(No answer). He--I'd like to steal a kiss now-- She--(No answer). He--If it would be quite safe. She--Have you finished? He--Oh, yes! I She--Then how can you make so many fool remarks when you see that I am alone and entirely at your mercy?--Young's Magazine. A Carlyle Wedding. Cralgenputtock, where Carlyle's M8artor Resartus" was written, has Just been the scene of a notable wed­ ding. The bride was Mary Carlyle of Cralgenputtock, a grandniece of Thom­ as Carlyle, a farmer, of Plngle, Dum­ friesshire, a son of Thomas Carlyle's favorite nephew. Pingle is about four milep from Ecclefechan, Carlyle's birthplace, and this village is the original of the Entuphl of "Sartor Resartus."--London Standard. SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CTTtE will pure any possible case of DISTEMPER, PINK E\E, and the like among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease. Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper. Any good druggist can supply you. or send to manufacturers. 50 cents and $1.00 a bot­ tle. Agents wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. YOKE FOR 8HEEP. its Use will Prevent Animals from Get­ ting Through Fence. To prevent sheep from getting from one pasture into another use a hazel How Yoke is Attached. or any crotched stick about 20 inches long and place on the neck of the sheep, says Prairie Farmer. Pull up the forks on top of the neck and fasten across with a wire. BTOCK POINTERS. It is useless to look for the best pigs except among the best breeds. Salt should be placed where the stock can get what they want every day. Dry weather Is said by some to cause the foot of the Bucking colt to contract. Don't take any chances with a kick­ ing animal. Dispose of such a beast as soon as possible. The horse, to get best results, should be given a uniform amount of feed and at regular hours. To keep growing and breeding ani­ mals in good condition they should be fed nitrogenous foodstuffs. Always, before feeding, give horses some water. After feeding they should again be freely watered. No Room to Pasa. "Was I scared?" exclaimed Miss Lacer, "well, I should say! My heart simply sank down Into my boots." "Impossible!" retorted her candk friend, "it couldn't possibly get pas your waist."--Philadelphia Ledger. Lewis' Single Binder straight Sc. Many smokers prefer them to 10c cigars. Youi dealer or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111. KM. WtoitoWs Soothta« am. _ r, softMU the gsroi, redsoet k> curNwMtalki. SoiMlto For children teething, ts miiettnw, sUsyi pain. He has no force with men who haa no faith in them. Tt Cares While You Walk Allen'• Foot-Kaw> for corns and bunion*, hot, swssty cslloacschlng feet. 86c alt Druggist*. It's easy to get tangled up in truth's castoff clothes. FARMS FOR RENT or sale on crop pay- J. MULHALL, Sioux City, la. ments. Love does not stop at the boundaries of liking. Loss from Predatory Animals. The loss of poultry from predatory animals is very large. A predatory animal not only kills what he can eat, but often kills ten times more birds than he can eat The predatory ani­ mals come out of the woods some­ times, and sometimes they come out o* the houses of other farmers and are pet dogs and cats. Sometimes too the predatory animals are on the farmer's own farm and are known as rats. The half-grown birds are not large enough to make a good fight when attacked, and are too large to be carefully looked after by their owners. 5 "Guar®18 0m live Stock end Miscellaneo us Electrotypes I n g r e a t v a r i e t y f o r s a l e a t t h e l o w e s t p r i c e s b y A.N.KELLOCH3 NEWSPAPER CO. 73 W. Adams St, CHICAGO on i?uIe ArV/ Team BORAX •II dealer*. Sample. Booklet and PttrU.r Card Game I'cents. ixjcul anent* wanted. Writ* fur tm'tiey iSkiug i'aciflc CoaM ISvrax Co., I, luoago, 111. A L C O H O L - 3 P E R C E N T /Vegetable Preparation for As­ similating the Food and Regula­ ting rh<? Stomachs and Bowels of INFANTS /CHILDRL Promotes Digestion,Cheerful­ ness and Re slCon tains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral NOT KARC OTIC tSO/H DrSAMl'EL PfTt/fE/f Sfd - Mx • AbtktU* Sa/ts • AtUf Sted - - liiCorienatfStAti - Hart* Srtd - Wmkrfrtt* fttnmr A perfect Remedy for Constipa­ tion . 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