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i {* tX *$*#•jalaJ^ny^.-tfykmyl; a -V 4«( -> , .' * - i •"• • ' •- " v A*. - Kv i|2 rime McHenry Halndealcr ^ _ • • * Published by F. O. 8CHREINER. - ; fccHENRY, lLUNOia i - • J -- I -- -- -- -- The troubw with sultans is Uwy**s all alike. Ia the spring a young maul fancy tarns to thoughts of summer togs. Ill • peace congress the . war lords are relegated to the peanut gallery. Those Wright brothers have put Dayton on the map of the world In big letters. When traveling in the air becomes common fly-by-night" schemes will be m u l t i p l i e d . . . . Among the situations which try men's souls just now is holding down a job as missionary in Asiatic Turkey. If Mars is so much farther ad­ vanced than we are why has It not devised a way to signal us? With only two wives to buy hats and gowns for, the new sultan should manage to get along comfortably on his income. Under the French law, an autoist who flees after an accident Is liable to a prison sentence for such flight. Pretty good law. Now that the trout season has opened the regularly organized Ana­ nias club can hide its diminished head, or open a fishery branch. There is but one Sbowhegan. but how many of our esteemed friends now present know that there are two Oshkoshes and three Kalamazoos? An Knglish writer has come to this country to study our millionaires for the purpose of putting them in a book. No wonder that the afflictions of wealth make some unhappy rich men fine to die. poor. l&*Sr The Tokyo government, which keeps dose watch of such, things, reports that the total number of Japanese in the United States is 59,100, about fifty per cent, being in California. The others are scattered all over the coun­ try. And really that does not appear to be such an "invasion" as to consti­ tute a -tremendously threatening dan­ ger to the republic. ... J At the hearing of a divorce case in f:. """fpKJndon ' the court was crowded be- cause for the first time in English le­ gal history a North American Indian •Ij Igured In a lawsuit as corespondent. JPerhaps the crowd thought, and even iv v ijlecretly hoped, that the copper-colored Son of the forest would give the war- . ... aery and •scalp the plaintiff in^open \ fourt ^ Georgia expects a big peach crop t" ' this year, and the fruit is ripening } H ^ fapidly. Shipments north will begin *•' jp 1 -Soon, and even a shortage in £>ela- " ware will not deprive the country of f»ne of the most delightful and appe- jo-:\tising of food articles. The great and * * r Iplorious American people have come s- •4jo rank peach short-cake hardly sec- [ ,,, *' ibnd to the delectable strawberry con- ?;;'f V* tsoetion. •» --- ^4* There does not appear to be ........ any ;; r v';X;; Serious alarm as to the danger of •4* - ' tsew England losing industrial prom- t '-4nenoe. Official figures show that in |jthe four states of Massachusetts, Hthode Island, New Hampshire and Elaine plans have been perfected and contracts let for constructing more 3 than 100 new mills or additions to old plants. The total cost will be over *54,000,000. • < :.<rl ' Uncle Sam is by no means as large ft proprietor of real estate as he used to be, but he still has land for settlers jfwho wish to get it on easy terms. ffThe opening of about 700,000 acres in Montana, Idaho and Washington gives opportunity for securing rich farms. Precedent will be followed, of course, and before long regions now idle and uninhabited will become thriving com­ munities, adding to the wealth and prosperity of the country. Congressmen who have bees in v^Porto Rico announce that the outlook -'»for the island is bright. Agricultural Conditions encourage expectation of large returns, and there is abundant Inducement for the investment of American capital. If Porto Rico will suppress Its political disturbers and Utilize its many natural resources to the best advantage It will be all Fight. And the United States will stand by Porto Rico in that endeavor. nmy is 1 NFJIFCX EARTHQUAKE C^U?£3 PANIC1N MESSINA AND REGGIO. > FULL DAMAGE NOT KNOWN District In Which 200,000 Wets Killed Last December Again Rocked and the People Flee from the Cities' Ruins. | Messina, Italy.--Southern Italy and Sicily where 200,000 lives were lost December 30 by the most terrific earthquake in history, have again -been shaken, and had Messina and Reggio which were laid in waste at that time been rebuilt they no doubt would be devastated again to-day. The full measure of damqge and loss of life in the new shock are not yet known. It would seem that nature is^ de­ termined to blot out Messina, but re­ cently one of the fairest cities in the world. While minor shocks have been of frequent occurrence in Sicily, in the last six months they became more serious and caused considerable alarm. The most severe qualf^s came at 7:20 and 7:25 and were similar to the fatal disturbances of December, being accompanied by the same roar­ ing noises that added to the terror of that fateful night. The population again fled in fear, and cries of terror rent the air. The people hurried to the o^en places praying to the saints that their lives might be spared. It is impossible to accurately de­ termine the number of casualties. Some of the reports are alarming, but they cannot be verified. So far as is positively known only a few persons were hurt. One woman was killed by a falling wall, and a child was seriously injured. Gradual­ ly, as the confidence of the people re­ turned, Messina had acquired a popu­ lation of something over 25,000, but now the people again are in terror and do not feel themselves safe even in the temporary huts erected for their shelter, and have fled to the country, preferring the shelter of trees and caves to the danger from falling walls. They lack food and covering, and are camping out in piti­ ful and desolate groups. Sailors, soldiers and policemen have been sent out through the dis­ trict to prevent looting and give cour­ age to the people. Between eight o'clock at night and 7:20 o'clock In the morning eight shocks were re­ cords, and the instruments* at the observatory registered a total of ten shocks of varying severity. The earth shocks have been becom­ ing more intense recently, and they were sufficiently severe to cause alarm. The Bhocks were undulating and vertical, , and accompanied by deep roaring sounds. The first one was followed by an explosion like the roar of cannon, and-lasted between eight and ten seconds. It is said that this quake was of greater severity than the fatal one December 28. SENATE PASSES TRUST TAX. The deposed Sultan Abdul Hamid has been removed from Constanti­ nople and will be kept, practically a prisoner, in a large establishment at Balonica. Moreover, an effort is like­ ly to be made to ascertain the where­ abouts of the ex-sultan's fortune, esti­ mated anywhere from $25,000,000 to $200,000,000, and which might come in handy for the deposed monarch should lie want to get up a counter-revolu­ tion. And, as in the case of some other notables, there Is a great deal of curiosity as to "where he got It." • Public opinion will sustain "patri­ otic effort to prevent the national flag from being used for advertising pur­ poses by any one for any object. It is one thing which should be kep* sacred from commercialism. Tsft's Corporation Amendment Wins by Vote of 60 to 11--Only Three Democrats Oppose. Washington.--The first big victory for the Taft policies came Friday eve­ ning when the corporation tax amend­ ment to the tariff bill, suggested by the president and drawn by his attor­ ney general, was passed by the sen­ ate, following a day of spirited debate and the defeat of the income tax sup­ porters. After much tribulation the senate reached a vote on the proposition shortly before adjourning at seven o'clock last evening and the amend­ ment was agreed to by the large vote of 60 to 11. With all modifying amendments disposed of many Demo­ crats voted with most of the Repub­ licans for the amendment. Only three Democrats voted against the pro­ vision but some refrained from voting at all. The test vote was on the substitu­ tion of the corporation tax amend­ ment for the Income tax provision and on that vote 45 senators cast their ballots in the affirmative and 31 In the negative. On* this ballot all the Democratic votes were cast in favor of the income tax, which also received the Bupport of insurgent Re­ publicans. An aerial navigation company hopes to have airships flying between the United States and Europe by next Christmas. There will be no seaslck- ness in this trip, but there may be danger of interest---and Incidentally a few passengers--falling down on the tour. Champlain Fetes Opened. Crown Point, N. Y;--The fetes in celebration of the tercentenary of the discovery of Lake Champlain began here Monday in the presence of a multitude of persons. The exercises are taking place near the ruins of Old Fort St. Frederic and of Fort Crown Point. The local program Included elaborate water pageants deDicting the discovery of Lake Champlain and the fight of the Algonquins and Hu- rons led by Champlain against the Iroquois. A hundred and fifty In­ dians took part in these pageants. Fol­ lowing came the presentation of the Indian drama "Hiawatha." Prisoner May Be Slayer. Appleton, Wis.--A man believed to be John H. Demoss, wanted at Mel­ bourne, Campbell county, Kentucky, on charge of murdering Louis Fell- hardt on June 16, is under arrest here. A reward of $1,000 is offered for the arrest of Demoss. 0. K. OR MEAT INSPECTION M t _ HARMS'/ CHARGES AGAINST pf- FICIALS GROUNDLESS. Secretary Wilson Approves Commit­ tee's Report and Discharges Three Depsrtment Men. /_____ . it v.-$' The committee Wilson, corn- Washington. pointed by Secretary posed of Dr. A. D. Melvin of the bu­ reau of animal industry, and George P. McCabe, solicitor of the depart­ ment, which investigated the charges of J. F. Harms that the federal meat inspection service at East St. Louis, was "rotten and a farce," have re­ ported that the inspectors there were honest men and performing their du­ ties efficiently, and that no meat had been passed which was unfit for hu­ man tood. The report concludes as follows: "It is the belief of your committee that the men at the East St. Louis station, from the top to the bottom, are absolutely honest and competent; that thty are discharging their duty to the service and to the public in a conscientious, high-minded, efficient way, and that no meat is passed from the East. St. Louis station bearing the mark of federal inspection which is not in every respect fit for human food. The record shows that many of the employes at the East St. Louis station have worked overtime fn their efforts to give an honest, efficient in­ spection. "It is to be regretted that the word of a disgruntled, dissatisfied employe, irresponsible and answerable to no one, should be made the occasion of an attack upon a service which is honestly conducted and which means so much to the American consumer of meat food products, and to the cattle, sheep and hog raisers of the country, who are bound to suffer from any at­ tack, no matter how uncalled for, which may be made upon the serv­ ice." As the result of the report Secre­ tary Wilson has ordered the summary dismissal of Meat Inspectors Harms and Bischof and Veterinary Inspector Michael. SUGAR TRUST MEN INDICTED President, Directors and Two Law­ yers Charged with Conspiracy in Restraint of Trade. New York.--The American Sugar Refining Company, six of its di­ rectors and two other individuals were indicted by a federal grand Jury on a charge of conspiracy in restraint of trade. The individuals indicted are Wash­ ington B. Thomas, president of the American Sugar Refining Company; Arthur Donner and Charles H. Senff, and John E. Parsons of New York; John Mayer of Morristown, N. J., and George H. Frazier of Philadel­ phia, ail of whom are directors oi the company. Indictments also were found against Gustav E. Kissel and Thomas B. Har­ nett, counsel for Adolph Segel. There were 14 counts in the indictment. The indictments charge the corpo­ ration, the American Sugar Refining Company and the persons accused of conspiracy in restraint of trade in violation of the Sherman anti-trust law. The penalties for the offenses charged in the indictment are not se­ vere, as they rank as misdemeanors. The corporation if found guilty can be fined not to exceed $5,000, while each of the individuals if proven guilty are liable to a fine of $5,000 or one year's imprisonment, or both. TEACHERS THRONG DENVER. Forty-Seventh Annual Convention National Education Association Opens There. of Denver, Col.--Denver is fairly alive with school teachers. They have flocked here from every state in the union, and every train that arrives brings many more to increase the throng. All these visitors have come to attend the forty-seventh annual convention of the National Education association which was formally opened Monday evening in the great Auditorium with a general session at which the president, Lorenzo D. Har­ vey of Stout institute, Menominee, Wis., delivered his annual address. The convention will close Friday, and many of those In attendance will then go on excursions to points in Col­ orado and adjoining states and to the Alaska-Y ukomPacific exposition at Seattle. • doctor in Connecticut married a patient to cure her of heartache. That he found himself , in consequence in divorce court is only another proof ^ that the vagaries of sentiment are something over which exact science has little curative control. Prof. Howard has gone to Europe to find a bug or insect to loose against the brown tail moth. He would be s wise when he makes his choice to ob- 5 serve the beast five years in a her­ metically sealed glass house lest ths " IMUfiftfly jPjnPYft UQCM ihAA tha dlflAAflft. Fireman's Burns Prove Fatal. Vallejo, Cal.--Benjamin F. King, fireman second class, who was scald­ ed by the bursting of a boiler tube aboard the destroyer Hull, died at the Mare Island hospital Friday. Lincoln Pennies Are Ready. Philadelphia.--The new Lincoln pennies coined at the United States mint in this city are ready for de­ livery. The new pieces are much like the old ones with the exception of the Indian head. President Warns Party. New Haven, Conn.--President Taft paused in the course of an after-din­ ner speech to 1,800 graduates of Yale, gathered at the annual alumni feast Wednesday, to issue a serious note of warning to congress and to the leaders of the Republican party. The president declared that if the party which placed him in power and so long had controlled the government failed to live up to its promises and the expectations of the people, it would be relegated to the position of a minority opposition. Punished for Refusing to Fight Firs. Munsing, Mich.--For refusing to as­ sist in fighting a forest fire, Amil Honka was sentenced to spend 90 days in the Detroit "house of correc­ tion. The case is said to be the only one of its kind in the history of the state. Steel Men Get Wage Increase. Baltimore. Md.--The wages of the 3,500 men and boys employed in th« plant of the Maryland Steel Company at Sparrows Point, have been in­ creased* ten per cent., thus restoring the scale in effect before April J. Bandits Rob Bank of $10,000. Winnipeg, Man.--The Bank of Nova Scotia at Rainy River, Ont., across the river from War road, Minn., was robbed of $10,000 by three armed men who held up Manager Templeton. Fifty Chinese Pirates Captured. Hongkong--Fifty Chinese pirates were captured by the police in an un­ tenanted hou^fe at Macao after a sharp fight in which two pirates were wounded. A nuniber of women were included in the number captured and several children were recovered. ^UNCLE SAM DOESN'T WKE HIS TUNE. 54 'GfotofNG. 4MGK/C* C0#]ft4crs "UY//Z& n B r o a d LOW? HER FRIENDS WONDER Mrs. Kessler Was Rescued ̂ rora Almost Certain Death. * Jron •, Few have lived through such trials and suffering from kidney disease as were endured by Mrs. Caroline Kess­ ler of W. Main St., Paw Paw.Mich. Well and strong again, her case is thought a mirj|cle by her. friends? What Mrs. K e s s l e r w e n t through makes a long story -- back­ ache, rheumatism, dizzy and fainting spells, urinary disorders, dreadful bloating of dropsy and finally a com­ plete prostration that defied medical skill and caused her to be given up. Through the use of Doan's Kidney Pills Mrs. Kessler is a well woman and is willing to tell about her case to anyone who cares to inquire. Sold by all dealers. 50 cts. a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, NATURE STUpiES. Otmrme/ie AU HE HAD BETTER CMANGE IT IF HE WANTS TO PLEASE. MILITARY TOURNAMENT OPEN THREE THOUSAND REGULARS GATHERED AT TOLEDO. Troops Representing Every Branch of Service Give Stirring Exhibitions at Camp Taft. Toledo, O.--The great military tournament at Camp Taft, which has been established in Bay View park, was formally opened Monday, and for a week the officers and men of Uncle Sam's army will give exhibitions of their work in time of war and peacO. Three thousand troops are here, repre­ senting every branch of the service and they are demonstrating the ef­ ficiency of the army and Its readiness to meet all conditions, muph as the efficiency of the navy was proved by the globe-trotting cruise. Many thousands of visitors wit­ nessed the maneuvers Monday, for in addition to the people of Toledo, the tournament Ms attracted a very large number of persons from all the middle western states. Eleven thousand spec­ tators are accommodated in a mon­ ster grand stand that has been erected. Maj. Gen. Fred D. Grant, command­ ing the department of the lakes, is in command of Camp Taft, and the field events are in charge of Capt. A. J. Bowley, First Field artillery. The sol­ diers have been training for the event for months and go through their drills and maneuvers with astonishing speed and exactness. The commands that are here are the Second infantry, from Fort Thomas, Ky., whose prede­ cessors participated in the defense of Fort Meigs i« the war of 1812; the Tenth infantry, from Fort Benjamin Harrison, Ind.; the machine-gun platoons of the Second, Tenth ana Twenty-seventh infantry, and Fif­ teenth cavalry; six companies of the Twenty-seventh infantry, the third squadron of the Fifteenth cavalry, and Battery F of the Fifth artillery, from Fort Sheridan, III.; Company L, Third battalion engineers, and Company A, signal corps, from Fort Leavenworth, Kan.; balloon detachment of the sig­ nal corps, with United States dirigible No. 1, from Fort Omaha; Company C, hospital corps, and a detachment of cooks and bakers from the barracks at Washington. 15,000 Tin Workers 8trike. Pittsburg, Pa.--Fully 15,000 men em­ ployed in plants of the American Sheet and Tin Plate Company quit work at midnight Wednesday and the Amal­ gamated association claims that 20,000 men ultimately will be affected. The principal storm centers will be at Newcastle and Sharon, Pa.; Youngs- town, O.; Bridgeport, O.; Martin's Ferry and Cambridge, O.; Wheeling, W. Va., and Ellwood City, Ind. Descendants of Signers Meet. Philadelphia.--The Descendants of the Sigi.ers, linoal descendants of the men who in 1776 affixed their names to the Declaration of Independence, held their annual meeting Monday in the old state house, In the same room where their ancestors adopted the famous document. The sessions were presided over by the president, Albert McClelian Mathewson of New Haven, Conn. Harvard Crew ths Vlotor. New London. Conn.--In a grand ex­ hibition of rowing by a crew remark­ able for its physical power and endur­ ance, Harvard defeated Yale in their annual varsity boat race on the Thames. The crimson's crew led from start to finish, and won by six lengths. Harvard's time was 21:50; Yale's, 22:10. By this victory Harvard won her second consecutive boat race front Yale in 28 years. Not since 1880 and 1881 has Harvard won two consecu­ tive races from Yale. Since tftf Har­ vard has won five times. \-rA • .'^4 i-~. Mi' Toy Pistol Causes Death. Detroit, Mich.--Marvin Barnstt, aged 14 years, is the first Fourth of July victim in Detroit The lad wounded his hand while firing a toy V r ; i v - ' • '• -u; ̂ Panic at Milwaukee Fire. Milwaukee.--Fire which destroyed the plant of the Kieckhefer Box Com­ pany caused a loss of about $250,000, and 160 employes narrowly escaped death in the rush. Many of the em­ ployes were brys, and when the fire started rushed for the exits. Three sustained broken arms or other in­ juries. In fighting the fire, firemen were overcome by smoke and heat, but none of the Injured is nerlounly hurt and the firemen were all able to leave the hospital later in the night. The firs was confined to ths bulldins. TAFT AT FORT TIC0NDER0GA. President and Other Notables Take Part in the Lake Champlain Tercentenary Celebration. Ticonderoga, N. Y.--Tuesday was the great day of the Lake Champlain tercentenary at the southern end of the lake. Early in the day a battery of field pieces on the summit of Mt. IndependenceJ opposite old Fort Ticon­ deroga, thundered forth presidential and gubernatorial salutes, telling that President Taft and Gov. Hughes and their parties had arrived. The distin­ guished guestB were taken at once to the old Pell mansion and entertained by Mr. and ®4rs. Stephen H. P. Pell of New York city, who own also the old fort and are having it restored at a cost of about $500,000. Already the restoration of the west barracks has been completed, and there, where Ethan Allen made his famous demand of the English commandant for the surrender of the fort "in the name of the Great Jehovah and the continental congress," the exercises of the day were conducted. Near by, in a big glass frame, lies the hull of the schooner Revenge, one of Benedict Arnold's fleet that was burned by the British and recently raised from the bottom of the lake. An especially interesting feature of the exercises was a sham battle fought along the old French lines of the fort by soldiers of the Second regiment, N. Y. N. G. The artificial island and its pageants of Indian life and war­ fare, used Monday at Crown Point, and brought here, also attracted much attention. The presidential party and other notable guests were entertained at din­ ner at the Pell mansion. OUSTS GOTHAM POLICE HEAD. Mayor McClelian Fires Bingham from Commissionership -- "Politics," Bays ths Deposed Officsr. New York. -- One of the most drastic upheavals in New York city's police history occurred when Mayor McClelian summarily removed Commis­ sioner Theodore A. Bingham for in­ subordination after the latter's refusal to comply with certain revolutionary orders issued by the mayor. With Gen. Bingham's retirement Went several of his closest advisers *nd the leading supporters of his regime. As the head of the new regime the mayor at once appointed William F. Baker, hitherto a deputy commissioner, who indicated that a considerable change in the policy , of the department is to be. expected. Gen. Bingham and his friends were outspoken in their declaration that ttie principal reasons 'or the mayor's act were political. Wright Makes Flights. Washington.--Calm, confident and nerveless, Orville Wright, late Thurs­ day afternoon, encircled the Fort Myer drill grounds time after time in his aeroplane in three successful flights while a crowd of thousands cheered him for the success that at­ tended his persistency and pAick. Mr. Wright would not estimate the speed at which the aeroplane trav­ eled, and the length of the flights could not be accurately determined. Dead Man May Be Baronet. Yuma, Ariz.--Papers found among the effects of a stranger found dead at the South Pacific station indicate that the body is that of Sir Arthur Carl Stepney of London, an English baronet of large estates and a scient­ ist of distinction. Attempts 8ulcide After Arrest. San Antonio, Tex.--Ten minutes after he was married to a young woman of this city Earl Clark was ar­ rested, charged with bigamy. Glark swallowed poison and may die. British Officials Assassinated. London.--A startling double assas­ sination, of a political character, oc­ curred late Thursday night towards the conclusion of a public gathering at the Imperial institute. An Indian student shot and killed Lieut. Col. Sir William Hutt Curzon Wyllle and Dr. Caias Lalcaca of Shanghai. Accused of $200,000 Thuffs* New York. -Max WalK. chief of the band accused of stealing $200,000 worth of goods from the Adanp JEx,- tprslf Company, was srrested. The Phunnibeak Bird--Hello, who are you? ' ^ The Other Bird--Don't you know me? Why, I'm "The harp that once through Lara's Halls." The Phunnibeak. Bird (shortly)--Oh, tut; tut! You're a lyre! That's what you are. Here's s Good One. A friend of mine told me of a curi­ ous experience. .He was carefully stalking a big bull elephant In a large herd, when they got his wind, and a big cow elephant charged him. He jumped behind a large tree as the elephant reached him, and, being un­ able to stop herself in time, the ele­ phant drove her tusks with such force into the tree that they snapped off close to her head. The elephant was stunned for a moment, but luckily turned and galloped after the fast re­ treating herd, leaving him the posses­ sor of some 80 pounds of ivory, valued at about $250.--Circle Magazine. Cheering Him Up. "Bill," said the invalid's friend, *Tve come to cheer you up a bit like. I've brought yer a few fiahrs, Bill. I fought if I was too late they'd come in 'andy for a wreaf. yer know. Don't get down-'earted, Bill. Lummy, don't you look gashly! But there, keep up yer spirts, ole sport; I've come to see yer an' cheer yer up a bit. Nice little room you 'ave 'ere, but as I sez to meself when I was a-comln' up: 'Wot orkard staircase to get a coffin dahn!"'--London Globe. The Earth and the Moon. That the earth must shine on the moon even as the moon shines on the earth is obvious. To detect this light from the earth on the lunar surface and scientifically prove its existence is another matter. It is interesting to find that a recent number of a French astronomical paper contains two pho­ tographs of parts of the moon illum­ inated by earth light. They we*e taken by M. Quenisset at the JttTisy observatory. Like an Hour Glass. Nelle--Is that fellow of yours ever going to get up the courage to pro­ pose? Belle--I guess not--he's like sn hourglass. Nelle--An hour glass? • Belle--Yes; the more time he gets the less sand he has.--Cleveland Leader. Leave It to Him. M Wichita man was fussing because of his aching teeth. "Why don't you go to a dentist?" asked one of his friends. "Oh, I haven't got the nerve," was the reply. "Never mind that," replied the friend, "the dentist will find the nerve all right"--Kansas City Jorunal. Skill to do comes of doing, knowl­ edge comes by eyes always open and working hands, and there is no knowl­ edge that is not power.--Emerson. Food Products' Libby's VloitnM Saummga Is distinctly different from ssty other sausage you ever tasted. Just try one can and it is sure is become a meal-time necessity, to be served at frequent intervals." U h h V t w n n m S a m * TS00 just suits for breakfast, is fine for luncheon and satisfies st dinner or supper. Like all of Libby's Food Products it is care­ fully cooked and prepared, ready to-servB, in Ubhy'm Qnomt Whito K!toBt&n- the cleanest, most scientific kitchen in the world. Other popular, ready-to-serrs Libby Pure Foods are:-- Oookod Oomotf Bmmi Pmwloss DriedBomt Ifoal Loaf Evagtormtod ACMr Bakod Beianm Uhow Ghow Mixed PktidoB Write for free booklet,--"How to make Good Things ̂ to Eat". Insist on i.Ubby'm at your grocers. Ubby, Moliotl/ A Ubtoy Chicago The umbrella dealer has a lot put by for a rainy day. Lewis' Single Binder straight 5c cigar is made to satisfy the smoker. A Youthful Idea. "See, my son," said an enthusiastic parent, anxious to impress the beau­ ties and resources of nature, "what beautiful green dresses of leaves the trees have now, when in winter they are quite bare." "I guess," said the youngster, thoughtfully, "that when winter comes they pack these pretty green dresses in their trunks, don't they?" No Romance About It. The stricken man constantly moaned the name of the young woman who had jilted him. "Tell her," he said to the medical man, "that her cruelty killed pie. Tell her I am dying from a broken heart" The medical man shook his head. "Aw, go on," he said. "That would be shamelessly unprofessional. Your heart's all right It's your liver that's the trouble." The Marital Grasshopper. What is a grasshopper? The latest definition comes from western Aus­ tralia. Domestic servants are almost unprocurable there, and wives have to do nearly all their own household work. The consequence is that they are compelled to recuperate at the sea­ side in summer. In their absence the husbands have to prepare their own meals and do domestic duty generally. Husbands so engaged have come to be locally known as "grasshoppers." No doubt the word Is the husband of the more familiar "grass widow."--Lon­ don Chronicle. Unexpected Prize. With a deftness acquired by long asid patient practice the pickpocket extracted an old but well-filled wallet from the hip pocket of the unsuspect­ ing old gentleman with the beaming countenance against whom he had carelessly brushed when leaving the street car, and on reaching a secluded place he opened it The contents had been wrapped with great care in numerous thickness of blank paper. Removing the wrappings one by one, he found in the center of the package a card with this inscrip­ tion upon it: "Youi-g man, Give Up Your Career of Grime! Nothing* In It!." Charms Children Delights Old Folks Post Toasties c .ff 'j Post Toasties «t»m»r» >»• xstrrs »*TrKT orTO * impound "OStum Cereal Limited The crisp delicious, g o l d e n - b r o w n f o o d , made of Indian Corn. V A tempting, teasing taste distinctly differ* ent--all its own. "The Taste Linger*" Sold by Qrocersi Popular pkg., 10c. Large Family sis* 15c. Fostum Cereal Co., Creek, llich. Ltd. # '-x t ) , " .-r-;