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tifertes e«pid fatalities KINGS AND to came 'restive. , StfiftlaVS grenadier over tie body la tbe tferonemcwi Buckingham false#, Tfcejr were ' ouri-mb almpto cer«»'k r gome one of the visiting royal. " entered the town every now and Body In 'M'agnHfeent T®m% body of K"W« Edward lies with that of his Immediate ancestors la the magnificent mmmlmm at Frogmore, Is the Horns park of Windsor castle, this structure, erected by Victoria, at a cost of $1.000,000 Albert Edward, father of the king, *as Ifcid to rest in 1881. In same yes? -Queen victoria's the duchess of Kent, was burled in m elaborate tomb in tbe grounds near by. 1901 Queen Victoria herself was jrled la iM wmisitem to tbe farm" obtcry Is • •• r •• • ' *--• respectfully call to tbe weather b attention tbe fact that the harvest was completed daringthe sr winter months. , , should college girls smoke When there are so many in- and useful things, f«rO*n» to do in this short life? . ' • H i % me man or movement that keeps In the middle of the road and is not rtglrt or left of success. may ten no tales, Iwtt defunct chickens would if they,, their pallid skins the date it Into cold storage. - . . _ -- ' t/;- Syrian princes who have &btt they da. not desire rick brides omit to siaie what ' as alftuence.. . ; for ttahsimts have lewety *ad luxurious, but your wU! refuse to become for that reason., TpSdlieidV yielding *$S» m l«a. SHU. look at the record mm? i)j w «M who mil- » a ball the other day and from tbe Goer of the remarkable of lis. incident was that the mmm touched the umpire. *" , PRINCES OF ALL OP QUEEN VICTORIA. A SIMILAR FUNERAL OF KING EDWARD. - FUNERAL RITES OF> •:jrc 4% KING EDWARD Edward is 'declared to have Been the most imposing ceremonial ureat Britain's capital ever witnessed. Thirty thousand soldiers were tooaght from Aide-shot and other military camps to line tbe streeta when the to §o la the streets. At baS" advised. Bare net to fight. The advice migfit «e8 be extended . to all Central and Soqth American. republics, no matter "wiether they happen to be fighting or preparing to fight just now or not : A Pennsylvania bis Wife in bis will and also the widow neact door, dividing his property be­ tween them but stipulating that if either started a quarrel her share goes '• ip».the other. The vaunted wisdom of Maura could have gone no further . .than thM. • . y S A Baltimore man wants a divorce teeause bfe wife loves bun so much ,: that her caresses and words of en* 4fe*rment bore him. It is hoped that women will not £'morally regard this ** & solemn warning. Our opinion of the man is that be doesn't bulk very lance aaa lord of that his company gets old rope alt parts of tbe world, auu that tons of it were raeaufactured v -nvi«n->tt 1M IIMJM ,aaum^ ' *•-« IM* "' *•••• *kv psper in tm» county iaR year. "fHs will surprise those wSiW had that tbe only use fcr ./(Wgyia making campaign cigiu^. x tbem over night, the soldiers bivouaced in the parks and streets. The city had tlis appearance of an invested town for two days. * Some of tbe soldiers slept in tents in the parks, while tbe remainder lay down beside their guns mfcofr through Westminster hall to look upon tbe coffin of the king lying in state. Barriers were built, by f which the people were through in four lines at the of 18,000 an hour. The body of the late Mug was not exposed to view. Mother Chose Hymns. sung at tbe service at all of the queen moth­ er's choice. They were "My God, My Father, While I Stray," "Now the La­ borer's Task Is O'er," and "I Heard a Scotland yard bad all on duty, and these were reinforced by a hundred more ' Acci. ding to experts government \/-4j»ed*..*re getting better. No long­ er. do cucumber vines come up - when squashes were expected, and no does the beet make its appear- t&e carrot was looked for. It 1. Mte now to plant government without getiiug barley or oats, and Uncle Sara's gr«?ss seed no longer produces weeds. This Mil be welcome •ews to those who go to congressmen for their seeds, but mill the best plan t» to go to a good seedsman and be «*re your seeds will be all right Ph lladel phTa~7urgeons are - jl having conducted cruel helpless orphan babes. Can noth- from Philadelphia? All visitors were watched, but there was little real fear of anarchistic attempts, because it was known that every one under surveilance would be deported from England if any trouble were caused on this occasion, and it was not likely that the persons of the anarchist type would give up volun­ tarily their safest refuge in Europe. The procession to Westminster ball May 17 for the lying in state was al­ most on as great a scale as the fu­ neral procession. Tbe cortege included King George and all the foreign sov­ ereigns on mother an rlages. When the funeral procession started every street car in London came to a standstill for a quarter of an hour. All the public houses in bers of the of commons to Windsor. Electric standards were fixed fcrotriHl tbe place in Westminster hail where the catafalque stood. The public was admitted until ten ©'clock at night The catafalque occupied the spot on which Gladstone's catafalque stood. The court removed to Windsor the day before the funeral. The ,are!|. bishop of Canterbury, assisted by Canon Wilberforce, conducted a short service at Westminster hall toe ar­ rival of the body on May 17. The members of both housea of parliament attended this service. Neither M. Loubet, M. DelcasSe nor M. Clemenceau formed part of the French mission to attend the funeral of King Edward. Premier Briand in­ tended to go, but also gave up the Idea, owing to the fact that Emperor William was there, pnder these cir­ cumstances the mission waa purely formal. It coaslstei of M. # minister of foreign affairs; Dalstein, military governor of Admiral Marquis and an attache rep­ resenting President Fallierea. Pichon, General Ex-President Roosevelt, who named as special envoy of the United States to attend the funeral of King Edward, waa presented to King George soon after his arrival in London. Mr. Roosevelt occupied a place with the visiting monarchs in tbe funeral pro- cession and attended the burial at Windsor. The successive delays in the rn Kisf; 13d~*r,ri.'s fed? fffcai ih« bedroom where he dted to the throne: room at Buckingham palace were due to Queen Alexandre's reluctsgea to al- low the body to be removed from the proximity of he the reception of the body •ne room and notices were issued members o! the household that r would be permitted to vie# the r lying in state there, but day by the removal was invitations deferred. tie . queen's private ... communicate directly with those oi 'the late King, anu « is not mown now often she visited the room in which her dead husband lay or the duration of the vigils she made there, but 11 H said her sister, the dowager ent press of Russia, feared ber , grte4 might prove too great a strain. - . During the later years of the king*! Ufe he and the queen were on th« inost 'excellent terms of frieadsMs and good feeling. Indeed, it is no ex­ aggeration to say they were deeply at tached to one another. The king was most kind and considerate it his at*; titude toward his consort, who valued highly tbe attention* ha always showed ber. King's SensWtratfon for 'Cortsort. - For years they had been, to quote an informant of credit, "the best oi pals." and while the Inclusion in the list published In the papers of a house party at Sandringbad) of a certain Woman's name caused some astonish* Woman's ment in .s«r©M society, there was considerable the more astonishment among those in the inner circles of court life at tbe efforts made by a foreign ambassador to, suppress any mention of the woman's name In the Ust of guests who • were invited to , meet the king at his country house, };: Queen Alexandra herself, a letter which the London Times described af artless, has shown bow deeply she Is affected by the death of her consort Authoritative detail*..oT what on the day of Queen Alexandra's turn to England sbow In what regard King Edward held his queen. On that Thursday -before his death Edward was continually speaklnjg of her majesty to his entourage. In the morning he announced ills intention to go to the station to meet her on her arrival, and when he was forced to bow to the advice of his physician# in this matter he eald he would at least meet her at the head of th# stairs in Buckingham palace. When the queen arrived King Ed­ ward, by an effort which taxed hla powerB to the utmost, stood up to re­ ceive her. As she clasped him in her arms he fell back into the ehaJr in„a state *of collapse. For a time it was co %o«eiy j feared the end waa at hand, closed while tbe procession was pass- Mm- :t* •' •ould That German orld laughing by a piece of spectacu" crookedness was deported' ; island, where me ofiotate < a Joke. Accoraiiigrto a Missouri court you Ity of contributory negligent go near & mule. Just as y* >e if you pounded aalU with of dynamite. distinction as to per- an'/ ticket for the lying in state in halt All had in line. At St. George's chapel. from whence body was carried to final resting place the carved stallb were removed in order to give to timber seating. Otherwise enth of those entitled to attend would have been able to eater. Hie draped with The service held in Westminster abbey did not form any part of tbe royal funeral. It was ,a Memorial tifiliiES?^ TiSOlif* w 9m»Cs siwi as©:#* 1 t' -fi: '"^r . m diaries U H •fetms? c-l the Am&ttism Ssga? Egfls- ing company, was played at the sugar trust uaderwelfhtng conspiracy trial when Prosceutor Simpson tbe govermhent*J^rst wit- . ' ' at ---jL. : UlatSjT aSpl'C25€5T« 5II p0 01 the • Williamsburg . docks, who some months ago was convicted of under- welghtof and sentenced ^two xears la: the penitentiary. . ' ' Spitzer demonstrated to tbe court the working of the" fraudulent .de- ^ie'sa. by which the govsraiiieat was cheated out of millions ot doliats by false weights, It!« alleged v :'Whea 'Spitzer took tlie'steM' John 'Bv^tanchjQeld.'forthe defense, claimed that undftc the federal statute SpitEer, # oonyict<^f jnan, CGuId »ot The sensation of the trial was created by the declaration in that Spitzer had been pardoned hyfjc President »Taft on UW IS lasl Heike' is on trial; in the States circuit .court with five former employes of the American Sugar Re*$r fining company on the charge of con- splracy to defraud the government by. ports. Witnesses have testified to the discovery of fraudulent devices on the sugar docks at Williamsburg, where­ by, it was alleged, employes. of the so-called sugar trust manipulated scales so as -to bring a weights, Spitzer went back to the yeara 1894 and .1895 wjten, he said, an lnvet tlon he made developed the fact the checkers were affecting weights of raw sugar by placing small bagp of lead on the beams of the; scales,; causing the recorded weights! to drop'below the actual, often aa inuch as 40 pounds on each draft. In addition, Spitzer said it was also the practise to stuff paper-uhderneatti the floors of the scales for the same purpose. He 'said that when. Deputy Surveyer Vail took office these de­ vices were abandoned and the use of the steel corset spring instead waa b* •" • UNEARTH BIG GRAIN SWINDLE Chicago Firm Loses $700,000 by Manip­ ulation of ^Conspirators, Who Jug* ,gled Bine of. eelpts city : firm of M. with the business 0f Durant & Elmore, grain operators, with offices in Chicago wad Albany. N. Y., have caused the loss of according to reports from the eastern Monday. Conspirators within the tslde accomplices are blamed for the alleged misappropria­ tion, Which involves, it is said, only the offlcWt-of the.eastern branch. Ed­ win W. Minor®,' of the firm and head of the Chicago office de- parted for Albany last inrtday in re- sponse te a telegram and still la there. - Money was obtained from banks in Albany and New York, it is said. Juggled receipts and bills, and the in­ stitutions reported as swindled are de­ clared to be conducting an investiga­ tion seeking to ^place responsibility and to discover the exact amount or the discrepancy. Gibson Oliver, treas­ urer of the grain Tak. Umi ntbt «r not I once saw--aa ureWii a frog to d'eath. repeated wm vcrsly; wTil I'am y to ba a toad/." -• % sa: mtrs b©ys iresssEslsis altiona before they have acquired prac­ tical experience, is to an Englishman quite imaccotiBtable. He wonders whether it does not mSng .sai. wlll :gp«saifttion;'Im aWer edttatrfea to Ireep elderly in responsible positions because they can be depended upon. Messrs. Bplif &'Sems, m^and/vm- ploy me®. More ti»» half have 30 rears' service, 20 have -been ** ' i" . ... "How's 1W ^ years 1 been a vie- eas«5 that you don't a: to the fleeter, If you this remedy and would • out toy Waumms, »yat*<D. • TerttaontaSs sent in Hint to Autoista. see you out in to all the time. I didn't know hi™ bstter •Jt'5%, Marjorie--I dotit But the color of his car harmonises better with my who plants a ladder what will come up. Weeii fil ttie very UNSIGHTLY CDMPL0CfOI« •mad. washladles set living vrnrn1- the Jtoil, ^YS OF BAKING BREAD • •r.";a$GRGrs chapel, Windsor, prom whence. Arr«a the WIJAL CEREMONIES THE 80DY0F. THE .tATg VEVEO TO THE MAUSOLEUM. ^ ager of its Albany office, is reported to have made a statement of responsibil­ ity in connection with the alleged mis* to have named i former employe : Hudson railway,' and later eneaaed in of the fcrain hoase. use of Cuticura by Cuticura Ointment, for toilet, bath sad mimmj purposes not pwl&da, iukI the skin, scalp, hair Inflammation,' Irritation clogging of the pores, the of yellow, oily, mothy and other unwholesome conditions of the All who delight In a clear skin, soft, white hands, a , wholesome scalp and live, glossy hair, will find Cuticura Soap eeasful in Cuticura Soap and Ointment are ad­ mirably adapted to of the akin and scalp of to­ ad children, and to ilemlshea or inherited akin becoming chronic, and may be from the hour of birth. Cuticura are sold throughout the ©It- to Potter Brag & Chew. Corp., sole proprietors, fop::-their free Cuticura book, 32 page# of invaluable advice on care and «t the fffctn, acalp aad * ' From Habit. - Life Insurance Agetat--'Tite Ba&'faaf" has rejected your"'-'apiwLication on the ground that you lied in your answers. Why did yon say that is good? Mr. Koloom--Honest, 1 couldn't It That's my business. Yon see, I'm advertising manager on the Dally DOUGLAS HOES -' ' Naval Bill Passes Senate. Washington.--By the decisive of; 36 to 26 the senate. Monday proved the two-battleship which has already gone through the house. Both of the new ships will be mi the BreadnaugM class, and the most powerful fighting machines, i« Ilia world. In addition, the senate iMlded a provision to the bill for one submarine boat and six torpedo boat destroyers,, none of which were pro­ vided for in the biii as ii p»»aeu iu« housed As the bill goes to conference. It provides for two battleships, to cost not exceeding 96,000,000 exclusive of armament; two fleet colliers to cost not more "than $1,000,000 each; five torpedo boats at a total of not more than $2,600,000, and to StisklKfe,..It on a Hot Turning * Kettle Over It the V'rfatloM. Jar ta it ieaerai record hi Don't miss the bp- wm-m6ke&-& single cigar tea ought to be Introduced Los Angeles woman who 17 ^ A Cornell professor has succeeded -smoking & cigar for letting It go out to him" the championship. vnlm little mi n ut "la with the primitive ovens buflt behind of the houses in small tot/rs," a correspondent of the Bakers' Weekly. "These were like large bee­ hives, built of clay; they were evi­ dently solid up to the sole, then had the arched soot over, With a door at "They are heated with fires of straw and twigs and when ready for ttse are swept out, the dough put in and the opening stopped up with md clay till the bread la Structures like these are typ­ ical of the ovens found in many lands men have had to evolve appll- for various uses from the ma­ terials they had at hand. "Thus in some places we fin< dug in the earth and imed with In which a firs is kept burning till sufficient |ieat is raised, the being then put W and a stone the over the opening, with a Ira on It to keep up the cooking heat "In these ovens, we are told. South Sea islanders bake their fruit and yams and roast their pork, and doubtless they answer their pur­ pose very well. In some eastern coun­ tries lire is put into a large earthen jar with small mouth and sloping sides, the cakes of bread being stuck on the outside of the Jar to bake. "Then Wf know the old girdle, so much used in t farm houses, on which nocks and oatcakes are fired. This is also employed in Scandinavia for ba­ king the universal 4Flad brod* and It is also in use in many other countries In various shapes. , "In Cornwall the old kettle style of oven is still used tor home baking, the dough being laid on the hot hearth- stone with a large, "round iron pot inverted over it. Fire outside of this keeps up the baking beat and the Cornish 'kettle bread' is 'very good eating Indeed, even if it is a little puddingy in the center sometimes. "Bven more primitive means of when the Australian digger rolls z.p bis 'damper' in leaves and covers It with hot ashes to bake, but still all methods from hot stones to draw plate ovens are used for the one, great purpose, to make bread, and th§ vari­ ety of means used for this end goe* to show the universal importance of that article. Regular bakehouse* with proper ovens seem to have be«« in use. however, for hundreds ot year* and doubtless many relics of *hem are Still in of Absorption. Paper's power for absorbing not only liquids but solids and gases is al­ most unlimited. It Is beginning to ba used in the protection of various ob­ jects from water and Are. Paper "can be made waterproof by saturating it with oil or with resin and tar. Tarred paper Is now used to some extent for the purpose of making boats water* tight. In this way the necessity oi tarring the entire boat is avoided and * better result fat secured. In tarrtn# boats 'with a brush it is hard to »voi4 bubbles, m4 when the bubbles breall the'wood is laid bare, than $750,000 Atlanta, Oa.---Incensed because of their race had been w&unded as ths result of a pistol duel between two negroes, 500 inhabitants of the negro section of Atlanta Monday attacked one of the duelist# and vera about to lynch him wheia by the police. Hail Albuquerque, N. science department of the Univer* of Mexico, was destroyed by fir* Logs <100,000. Louis Francisco passenger train too. 4, ( (get express from Texas to St. Louis, was wrecked Monday two miles south yt Rogers.. Thirty-five persons tn4w5g»- three, probably fatally Hi " Killed In • • tttte&.'N. Y.--Sirs.' Jacob B^Mwinsvllle was killed and five ©tte' WB were injured Monday when tha iarrla«e In which they were riding- was tiii-own against a telegraph poi« you start thinking about begins to go. Lewis' Binder ' straight 5c dgi* U., CHICAGO, NO. 'leara:tliA Is si For Ova 'Thirty Year