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•r^;8"^r^Tvv '*%' :*.» vp^:fi1 ? "% *\* **^4/;^ ̂ ̂ -«•!? \.*\ ;*V*\?$*? ^T-^v*, w The McHciuy Plaindealcr Published fc; F, €L 8GH REINER. GOING? .. y<, & |ff -V McHENET. ILLINOIS. Have you taken IB minutes off to learn Esperanto? Dear, dear, when an asbestos plant Vv". Iwrna. where does safety He? vl .,?• £ C ' m k/ In time to com* man may evolve a blunderproof. wreckless railroad. Paris has thoughtfully relocated the vra ikirt w lire tuusruiu Oi oufrvfi. In the agreement between Korea and Japan the latter did the agreeing ffflr both. -I " p; fx- • A Long Island milkman mistook a for a raw. Moral: One cannot hi too careful. A detertnttwioa to practise what we pr*®^h krep® as from doing too «weh preaching. TCwftdamwIgoghitt." the cues word i Kapernnto. is onuaMtal. hot too ug for tsrartk-*! i»». There oczgM i<o be a greater differ­ ence between civilization and tJbe merely eompUested life. WHAT A STRIKINGLY STRONG ARTICLE BY COL. HARVEY Mil? "" cWi sUU., v" k IS "Hft W*vMEl fcARTAIN KLAUS' LARS CM MAKES MiCCESSrUL TRIP THROUGH j, NIAGARA'S RAPIDS. IKE WRITER SEES NO CLOUD "A Plea for the Conservation o# Common Sense" That Is Meeting With* Cordial Approval. i Men may beat the birds flying, but the birds don't have much trouble with their propeller blades. "A woman-hater has been captured by cookies." More than one man- hater has been won by dough. Europe cannot expect to experience • cholera epidemic and an epidemic of American tourists at the same time. In the coming sham battle of areo- planea is the contest to see which crowd of aviators hurt themselves least? Washington has displaced the eagle and has made the woodpecker the state bird. This will make Old Baldy red-headed. Occasional showers are useful, but the weather man should not go away on his vacation and forget to turn them off It has been decided that a divorced woman Is the widow of her former husband. This classes husbands with the dead ones. Married men, according to statistics, are subject to fewer accidents than Are single men. Somebody is keeping tab on their hours. An Illinois man has patented a safe­ ty pin with two points. However, wearers of the gallus are still waiting for the two-headed nail. •U t It may be marvelous, but it is hu­ man that Busie, the pet ape, should refuse chewing gum simply because ^ ^^her teacher tells her to? The Philadelphia man who was choked to death by a high collar died a death that ought to turn Harry Lehr and Berry Wall green with envy. Half a million In counterfeit coin has been recovered by the United States in the past year. Has any one heard of any real money being recov­ ered ? Correspondents are arguing that a lie is occa&iouaiiy justifiable and a Brooklyn judge decides that "dam" is not profane. Being good Is becoming aaaier. In Paris Met of beef is worth 50 cents a pound and only cheap cuts of horse meat are as low as 20 cents. No wonder they call It "that dear Parts." The language of the North American Indian and the Japanese contain no cuss words. What a handicap when an aborigine hit his finger with a pre­ historic ax! Canada has discovered that it $89,000,000,000 worth of peat bogs and It is wondering how it can induce its people to use peat at a low coat in preference to coal at high cost. The uncle of the King of Portugal, who saw a man killed In a street fight among ruffians in New York, is now in a position to go home and write a book about American civilization. Esperanto will never offend against the pure-food laws, unless its advo cates, being merely human, revolt against its limited expressions for •motional relief, its vocabulary doei not contain a single swear word. England Is now figuring on a ga» driven battleship to render obsolete all vessels of the Dreadnought type. People over there must sit up nightf thinking of new ways to spend public money. A strikingly strong article by Colo­ nel George Harvey in the North American Review, for September, is written in a view of such hopeful­ ness for the American future that it has attracted wide attention. The article is entitled. "A Plea for the Conservation of Common Sense" and It is meeting with the cordial ap­ proval of business men of ail shade* of political opinion throughout the en­ tire country. In part Colonel Harvey •ays: Tnquest ton ably a spirit of unrest dominates the land. But, If It be hat fundamentally the condition of the country » sound, must we necessarily succumb to despondency, abandon effort looking to retrieval j and cringe like cravens before clouds that only threaten? Rather ought we not to analyze conditions, search for causes, find the root of the dis­ tress, which even now exists only in men's minds, and then, after the American fashion, apply such rem­ edies as seems most likely to produce beneficent- results? Capita! and Labor Not Antagonistic. "The Link that connects labor with capital Is not broken but we may not deny that it is less cohesive than it should be or than conditions war­ rant. Financially, the country is stronger than ever before in its his­ tory. Recovery from a panic so severe as that of three years ago was never before so prompt and compara­ tively complete. The masses are practically free from debt. Mtmey is held by the banks in abundance and rates are low. "Why, then, does capital pause upon the threshold of investment? The answer, we believe, to be plain. It awaits adjustment of the relations of government to business • • • The sole problem consists of determining how goverfiment can maintain an even balance between aggregations of interests, on the one hand, and the whole people, on the other, protect­ ing the latter against extortion and saving the former from mad assaults. "The solution is not easy to find for the simple reason that the situ­ ation is without precedent. But ia not progress being made along sane and cautious lines? • • • Conserve Common Sense. "Ia not the present, as we have seen, exceptionally secure? What, then, of preparations for the future? Patriotism is the basis of our Insti­ tutions. And patriotism in the mlnda of our youth is no longer linked solely with fireworks and deeds of daring. It is taught in our schools. A new course has been added--a course in loyalty. Methodically, our children learn how to vote, how to conduct primaries, conventions and elections, how to discriminate between qualifica­ tions of candidates and, finally, how to govern as well as serve. They are taught to despise bribery and all forms of corruption and fraud* as treason. Their creed, which they are made to know by heart, is not com­ plex. it Is simple, but comprehen­ sive, no less beautiful in diction than lofty in aspiration. These are the pledges which are graven upon their memories: "As It Is cowardly for a soldier to run away from battle, so It is coward­ ly for any citizen not to contribute hia share to the well-being of hla country. America is my own dear land; she nourishes me, and I will love her and do my duty to her, whose child, servant and civil soldier I am. "As the health and happiness of my body depend upon each muscle and nerve and drop of blood doing its work in its place, so the health and happiness of my country depend upon each citiaen doing his work la' his place. "These young citizens are our hostages to fortune. Can we not safely assume that the principles ani­ mating their lives augur well for the permanency of the Republic? When before have the foundation stonee of continuance been laid with such care and promise of durability? "The future, then. Is bright And the present? But one thing is need­ ful. No present movement is more laudable than that which looks to conservation of natural resources. But let us never forget that the great­ est Inherent resource of the Amer­ ican people is Common Sense. Let that be conserved and applied with­ out cessation, and soon it will be foun<i that aU the Ills of which we complain but know not of are only such as attend upon the growing pains of a great aad blessed country. Pill KILLED SCIENTIST ON STAND IN CRIPPEN CASE DECLARES HE FOUND NO OTHER CAUSE. WOMEN CROWD THE bUURT Many Remove Their Hats So Those In Rear May Not Miss a Move of Trembling Girl Prisoner--Dentist Retains Jaunty Air. London.--On the resumption of the trial of Dr. Hawley H. Crippen and his typist, Ethel Leneve, charged with the slaying of the former's wife, Belle Elmore, the actress. Dr. William Henry Wilcox, scientific analyst to the home office, who discovered poison in the body found in Crippen's residence, went on the witness stand and swore that death was caused by the deadly drug. \ The physician described the nature of the medium used and said that from a quarter to half a grain would prove fatal. He had found two-sev- enths of a grain after a lapse of four to eight mouths, and judged that more than half a grain had been adminis­ tered. He found no other cause of death and expressed the opinion that the victim survived the dose an hour or more Before Doctor Wilcox was called the crown introduced medical testimony to corroborate that given on Wednes­ day by Prof. Augustus J. Pepper, pathologist of the University of Lon­ don, who swore that the body had been disfigured by one familiar with the science of anatomy. The grewBome exhibits and the un­ pleasant charcter of the testimony at the last session did not deter the curious from struggling to get into the Bow street police court, and the section apportioned to the public was crowded. CHANLER GIVES ALL TO DIVA A Poughkeepsie man who went tc California to accumulate a fortune rapidly has Just returned after an ab aence of 51 years. The old gentlemau will probably put In the rest of hie days reading all the get-ricb-quick lit erature he can find and giving it th« ha ha. In the presence of all this wonder ful aviation on the other Bide of the ocean it would seem to be high time lor Americans to do a few stunts; or la it to be said that an aeroplane la to iMive no honor In its own country? Army experts who claim that it la hard to hit an airship with a rifle ball will merely whet the aspiration of the j»rize imbecile who thinks it a Joke tc •hoot at a passing aviator. Smuggling diamonds through the the scteerage is a dodge which failed to work with the alert New York cus­ toms authorities lately. The smuggler ^ argued that the authorities would not 'j think of looking In the steerage for valuables, and the authorities argued jtfce ateeras* might think Just that . ¥ : ^ jQW a Splrltuallzatlon. Religion snould be native. It should be concrete and applicable. Religion is the natural expression of living, not a set of actions or of hab- its, or a posture of the mind added to the dally life. The type of religion, therefore, is conditioned on the kind of living, and the kind of living ia conditioned, in its turn, very large­ ly on the physical and economic ef* fectiveness of lige. The religion of the open country should run deep into the indigenous affairs of the opea country. Lawyers File Cavalieri Ante-Nuptial Agreement Between Opera Singer and New Yorker. New York.--The pre-nuptial agree­ ment between Mme. Llna Cavalieri, the opera singer, and Robert Wlnthrop Chanler, the terms of which have been the subject of many divergent re­ ports of disagreements between scion of the old Astor family and the Italian diva, was filed Friday In the register's office by counsel for the singer. The agreement recites that in con­ sideration of the intended marriage and of the sum of $1 that Mr. Chanler gives to Mme. Cavalieri "all those three farms, known respectively as Cole farm, Chowell and Benna farm In Red ' Hook. N. Y.. approximating 350 acres and subject to a mortgage of $600,000 The agreement further provides that Mr Chanler turns over to Mme. Cavaltaii the land and buildings In New York oity situated in several parta of the city, comprising in all thirty pieces of property and con­ cludes, "and all other realty forming part of the share of the above named Robert Wlnthrop Chanler of and in the estate of the late Mrs. Lanra Del ano, subject to a mortgage of $140.- 000." The agreement further provides that Mr. Chanler agrees to pay the yearly sum of $20,000 to Mme. Cava lierl during her life, by four quar­ terly Installments of $5,000 a quarter, the first of which shall be paid with­ in thirty days from the marriage. It was agreed that the property of each of them, both personal and fu­ ture. should remain the separate property and under the sole oontrol of each of them. Lexington, Ky. -- In the pri­ mary of the Republicans of the Eleventh congressional district Caleb Powers, who for eight years was a state's prisoner on the charge of com­ plicity In the murder of Gov. William Gobel on the streetp of Frankfort Jan­ uary 29, 1900, defeated Don C. Ed­ wards, the present Incumbent. Since Powers was ffeed by a pardon from Governor WUlson, the moun­ taineers have stood by him, believing him to be a political martyr and de­ spite all Influences that could be brought to bear on him by the fol­ lowers of Edwards they returned Pow­ ers the Republican nominee by a large majority. Money was spent freely on both sides, It is said. The Indications are that when all re­ turns are received Powers will be nominated by 5,000. Much trouble was had at the polls among the ad­ herents of the two principals and at Grape Vine, Squire Colwell shot and killed John Holmes. Trouble arose over the election and the killing re­ sulted. The fight for the nomination has been the most bitter In the history of Kentucky and It was feared that the followers of Powers and Edwards would come to open conflict, hut aside from the trouble at Grape Vine, no shooting occurred. SEE MRS. TINGLEY IN PLOT Leader of Theosophlst Cult la Sued by Dead Woman Convert's. Son-- Conspiracy Charged. Newcastle, Pa.--George L. Patter son, vice-president of the National Bank of Lawrence County, has sued Mrs. Katherine Tingley, head of the TheosophUt colony at Point Loma, Oal., to recover $300,000 from the es­ tate of his mother. He also asks for an accounting for $700,000 more. His mother, Mrs. Harriet P. Thurs­ ton, was a member of the colony, and charges of undue influence on the part of Mrs. Tingley are the basis of the suit. It is charged that In furtherance of a conspiracy, Mrs. Tingley placed as­ sistants in constant contact with Mrs. Thurston, and that they impressed upon the dying woman the doctrine that the people of the world should continue one universal brotherhood; that family ties were to be regarded as of minor importance, and that her three children were not entitled to any part of her fortune. HOW THE BALL CLUBS STAND Qamea Wen and Lost and the Cent Average of the Various Nlnea. NATIONAL LEAGUE. Clubs. W. L. p.C.I Clubs. W. U F.C; Chicago . .88 Pittsburg .78 New Yorlc.76 PhlMTla .68 .687 Onc'natl .582 81. Louis.. M ^Brooklyn ..62 .507; Boston 45 Charged With Murder, Ends Life. Doniphan, Mo.--Thomas N. Kennon, who was on trial on the charge of murdering F. M. Hughes, left the courtroom and killed himself In a ho­ tel Saturday. He left a note which read: "Swearing lies has ruined me Good-by to all my friends." AMERICAN LEAGUE. PhlldTla .93 40 .©SiCleveland .61 74 New York.77 M ,67» Waah'ton .6* 77 Boston ... 76 67 .571 Chicago ...68 80 Detroit 77 69 . 696!8t. Louis...41 94 AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Mln'p'lls .101 66 646jKan. City. 80 76 Toledo ...87 70 .BSJlMll auk-e .73 86 C'lumb's .83 72 . 641ilnd'&p'ls .68 98 St. Paul.. 81 76 .515IL'uiavUle ..69 98 THREE "I" LEAGUE. 81o'x Clty.98 63 6490maha ....76 73 Denver ...91 61 599l8t. Joaeph.66 88 Lincoln ...87 63 .6801D. Moines..66 86 Wichita .80 71 .5S0!Topeka ....39 112 WESTERN LEAGUE. Spri'gf'ld -87 47 . 660;Bl'm'rt'n ..60 75 R. Island .80 67 .584 Dubuque ..60 77 Peoria ...73 64 , 633|Davenp'rt .69 78 Waterloo .71 66 .618'Danvllie ...66 81 .B00 .411 .408 .m .484 .113 .408 .380 .610 .443 .4*0 .288 .613 .438 .431 .406 Immune. "1 never worry about my health any more." "How lucky you are. Don't you ever feel ill?" "Oh, yes, often; but I've had all the operations It is possible to undergo." Of Course. "They aay a woman always reads k love story backward." "I take no stock in that claim. IS ao, the maangers would be giving plays with the last act first."--] vllle CourierJounwL Find New Scourge on Increase. Harrisburg, Pa. There are 058 cases of Infantile paralysis in 45 of the 67 counties of Pennsylvania, ac­ cording to reports received by the state department of health Saturday. Capture 7$ in Gambling Raid. 8eattle, Wash.--Sheriff Hodge of King county, at the head of seven deputies, raided tbree of the largest gambling houses In Seattle Friday. Axes were used in breaking down the doors and several hundred dollars' worth of property was destroyed. Seventy-five men were captured. Turkey and Russia Are Allies. Paris. -The Temps Saturday con­ firms the report that Turkey and Rue sla have entered into a military alli­ ance, and says that the convention in­ dicates that Turkey's rapproachement with the powers in the triple al­ liance. Maximilian's Widow Failing. Brussels.--Ex-Empress Marie Char­ lotte, widow of the late Emperor Maxlmlllon of Mexico, who has been 111 for a long time, is reported to be falling rapidly. Ship's Officer Swept Overboard. Algiers.--Second Officer Punnell of the steamer flwazt. from New York, Jollet Population 34,670. Washington.--The population of Jollet. 111., is 34,670, an Increaee of 11,317, or 18.1 per cent., as compared with 29,353 In 1900- The population of Cleveland, Ohio, Is 560,663, an in­ crease of 178,895, or 46.9 per cent., aa compared with 381,768 In 1900. Was Graduated 79 Yeara Age. Newark, N. J.--William Rankin <4 Summit, N. J., the oldest living col­ lege grbduate In the United States, i wm swept overboard and lost during ! celebraLwd his one hundredth birthday a fierce 011 September i | tnairtwr Thuradaf., SHOOts RAPIDS LIKE A FURY Cnglne of Motor Craft Qeta Out of Order, Preventing Oaring Man from Completing Scheduled Trip-- ; te Slightly Hurt. CALEB POWERS FOR CONGRESS IS NOMINATED BY REPUBLICANS IN 11TH KENTUCKY DISTRICT. Served Eight Years in Prison for Com­ plicity In Murder of Governor Gobel. Niagara Palls, N. Y.--Capt. Klaus Larsen Sunday in his motor boat Fer- ro made a successful trip through the whirlpool rapids of Niagara. Because the engine was put out of order in the vicinity of the whirlpool he did not go clear to Lewlston in the boat which, after leaving - the pool, drifted into Dead Man's eddy near Nl- agara university, where it was swung to shore. Laraen was picked up by an electric car and taken to Lewis- ton, three miles further down stream, where his Injured arm was treated. The boat waa apparently undam­ aged. Starting at five o'clock. It took Lar­ aen five minutes to reach the railway bridges and the next minute his boat, the Ferro, had ridden the first wave. Then camfe a frightful tumult of strike after strike. Never before had a mo­ tor boat been In such, a sea, but It was clear that Larsen was in control as the boat responded nicely to the helm. He shot through the rapids and Into the pool like a fury and was soon being rushed across the great river pocket, having failed to make the out­ let as he expected. He swung to the Canadian side and Into the driftwood. But from this he hurried away under power. He drove his boat away across to the New York side and swung out of the outlet. It was about this time that the en­ gine went wrong and he drifted into an eddy near Niagara university be­ low the Devil's hole. As the Ferro swung toward shore it seemed as though it would be beaten on the rocks, but people on shore prevented this and helped Larsen land. Speaking of his experience, he said: "I tell you those waves in the rap­ ids gave me some fierce hits. I thought they would beat my head off, but at no time did I fail to realize where I was and what was taking place. I had passed the worst of it when my boat failed to respond to her power and I could easily have reached Lewiston by drifting had I not been caught In that eddy." BLAST WRECKS EISAiRSiP ZEPPELIN OIRIGIBLfE NO. 7 E* • PLOOES IN AftRODRONia, * Three of Crew Are Hurt When Motor Cylinder Blows Up at Baden- Baden. Baden-Baden.--The German dirigi­ ble balloon Zeppelin VI., while enter­ ing its shed, was blown up Wednesday by an explosion of the motor cylinder in the rear gondola. Three of the airship's crew were injured seriously. The accident happened as the dirigi- • 1 «1*«»,IM ••• 4«k4<K WttB ueiuf BiUivi/ wVM «cu mw im she^d here. The defective motor had mi w/% BROWNE GETS NOMINATION Leglelator Freed From Bribery Charge Wins In the Illinois Primary Election. Chicago.--In the Illinois primaries Thursday Frederick H. Oansberger defeated Congressman Henry Sher­ man Boutell for the Republican nomi­ nation for congress in the Ninth dis­ trict George E. FOBS, another of the vet­ erans from Chicago, had a narrow call in the Tenth district. Late returns Indicated that G. P. Englehardt #as leading by 100 votes, with nearly fifty precincts to hear from. With the exception of the Ninth and Tenth districts, the Republican con­ gressmen from Cook county were re­ nominated without a break. I" the districts outside of Chicago the chief items of Republican interest were the nominations of George W. Conn, Jr., of Woodstock In the Elev­ enth district, over Ira J. Copley and John C. McKenzle of Elizabeth In the Thirteenth district. In the Eighteenth district, 8peaker Joseph G. Cannon won in a walk, his opponent, Henry B. Downs, hardly getting Into the race. The other Re­ publican incumbents throughout .the state were renominated with little trouble. The hardest fight for the Democrats came In the Fourth district, where State Senator Ralney and Congress­ man McDermott ran a neck and neck race. McDermott, however, won by a comfortable plurality. Incomplete returns indicate that the men who voted for William Lorimer for senator in the general assembly, both Republican ̂ and Democratic, gained a sweeping victory. Even the men who were drawn Into the "Jackpot" Investigation have been renominated by overwhelming majori­ ties except In perhaps two instances. Representative Lee O'Nell Browne outdistanced all his competitors in U Salle county. State Senator John Broderlck, un­ der indictment In Sangamon county, won by a vote of almost 2 to 1. Robert E. Wilson, In the Sixth dis­ trict, also wins handily. Speaker Shurtleff waa renominated by a plurality of more than 8,000 votes. Later returns indicate that the Legislative Voters' league was badly beaten throughout nearly all the pre­ cincts in Chicago. It was in this field that the league made Its hardest fight Found Guilty of Fraud Plot. Reading, Pa.--Former City Engineer Elmer H. Beard and Penrose W. and Albert H. Hawman, contractors, were Saturday found guilty by a Jury here of conspiracy in connection with the construction of a street railway. Politician Shoots His Rival. Seguin, Tex.--County Judge H. M. Wureebach of Guadelupe county was shot and seriously wounded Saturday by Adolph Seidemann, a rival candi­ date for county judge on the Inde­ pendent ticket. Qoee to College at SO. Columbus, Ohio.--What Is believed to be the oldest woman student in the United State# was enrolled at the Ohio State university Friday, in the person of Mrs. A. D. Winshlp, aged eighty years, of Racine, Wis. Miner Heir "Comee Baok." Indianapolis --Minor Heir, the good brown son of Heir at Law, broke another world's record at the state fair track Friday, pacing a mile with one runner for company in 1:58% fte former reooid i:f§. j \( Count Zenpelln. been operating as usual, when sud­ denly the crew were whirled from their posts in the rear gondola as the craft trembled and lurched. There was a sharp report, a flash of flame and in a moment 'he Immense fabric of silk canvas was afire. The fire spread so rapidly that the shed was soon destroyed. ENDS WAR ON INSURGENTS Preeident Taft Declares That Patron­ age Door Will Hereafter Be Open to All 8ide«. Beverly, Mass.--No difference be­ tween so-called "Progressives" and "Regulars" will be recognized by Pres­ ident Taft hereafter, but all party lead­ ers will be treated alike as Republic­ ans in the matter of federal support. The president's views to this effect are given in a letter from Secretary Norton to a Republican leader of Iowa, whose name is not disclosed. In the letter Secretary Norton stated that while Important Republic­ an legislation pending In congress was opposed by certain Republican leaders, the president felt that his duty required him to withhold federal patronage from senators and repre­ sentatives who seemed to occupy a position hostile to efforts to fulfill the pledges of Ahe party platform. That attitude on the part of the president ended, however, with the more recent primary elections and nominating conventions to which the people have declared themselves, and the president now looks upon "Pro­ gressives" and "Regulars" alike as Republicans and as such entitled to his support and the support of the party, and the fall elections, Secre­ tary Norton's letter says, must set­ tle the question whether the differ­ ences of the last session of congress shall be perpetuated or forgotten. Among those from whom, it is said, the president temporarily withheld federal patronage were Senators La Follette, Bristow, Dolllver and Cum­ mins and Representative Hubbard of Iowa. ROOSEVELT DEFIES HIS FOES Challenges Opponents to Come Out in Open and Fight--Warmly Com­ mends Taft. Syracuse, N. Y.--Coming Into a stronghold of the opposition, former President Roosevelt boldly challenged the opponents of his political doctrines to come out in the open and fight if they dared. He prophesied that if they did they would be beaten. The colonel also warmly commend­ ed President Taft as a public official, and expressed his approval of a num­ ber of the accomplishments of the Taft administration. He did not In­ dorse the administration as a whole. What he did have to aay, however, placed him on record for the first time in regard to many of the more Important featurea of It, breaking the silence which he had maintained steadfastly on the subject except for his brief references to his successor made while fee was on his western trip. When Colonel Roosevelt arrived here Saturday from New York the state fair grounds where he spoke were thronged with a crowd estimated at 40,000. Ends Walk of 8,600 M!lee. Oklahoma City.--George Palmer reached home here Friday, affer a walk of 8,550 miles. He, started De­ cember 1, 1909, walked to San Fran cisco. from there to New York, and thence back here. Wilson to Quit Princeton. Princeton.--Dr. Wood row Wilson announced Friday that he will resign as president of Princeton university before beginning his campaign for the governorship of New Jersey. Ban on Women Smokers. Pittsburg, Pa.--Strong resolutions protesting against the use of cigarettes by women were adopted Thursday by the woman's organization of the Na­ tional Association of Retail Druggists, now in aesaion here.* Select Gray for Governor. Minneapolis. Minn.--James Gray, editorial writer of the Minneapolis Journal, was Thursday selected by the Democratic state central committee aa the Democratic candidate for govar I went any person who suffers with fWWwi, constipation, iadigtatloa or ny liver or blood ailment, to try my Pbv-Pm Lir«ir Pills. I jprnrantfta they will purify tke wood and prst tb« liver and •tomiu.-h Into • healthful condlttoA ai*d will positively mv biliousness and constipation, or I will refund your money. -- Munyon'a Homeopathic Hepa Remedy Co., 63rd and Jefferson Sta., Phils., li ^ I ft & Joy jnp T' ttLtX Ortmntml ** Cremm ,•»,«.# SmwHRm JiM*. '• Tan, r!oipl«aL JTrecliif'S Moth Patcbea •Ml K.'iil Skin Dianaee% and, every blem­ ish on beauty, •-i.il detlps d«teo> slou. 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The sand Is flowing out of the glass day and night, night and day; shake It not. You have a work here.- eral Gordon. Let Us Cook Your Breakfast! Serve Post Toasties with cream or m9i and notice tuC pleasure the family finds in the appetizing erispness and flavour of this delightful food* "The Memory Lingers" vmmOsMiOb, isc BAMIV Gtowltt MMM il