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By Hettinger Shnus and Roach DOESN'T CAKE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T PUT fflPf Df JAIL i" A C f^AX.115 | KlVf W YOU'D BUST MY SHAVING- WLNr BEFORE YOU ST ARTE Yhats fine, *>hnus. just keep THAT UP AND YOU'LL 60ON BE A PRIZE WINNER. THERE'S GOOD MONET m THAT KINO OP WORK, ~ TOO. AW,WHftT 00 I THEY CANT PUT M IN JAIL FOR- BUSTING; A 10 4 HUGr, A L TEACH YOU TOfr- LOOK WHERE YER GOING-. my mv* SHAVING* HUG! f t cv. A-- in i * * jj| Professional. Society >• | use Wiring: and Supplies BEST OF EVERYTHING ELECTRICAL COPIERS AND GOERS OF A WEEK IN OUR BUSY LITTLE VILLAGE. DAVID G. WELLS. M. D. MTHENRY, ILL. TELEPHONE No. 102-N ITEMS OF LOCAL INTEREST CCMJiCHXEEZC PUBLISHED ITIKT MDB8DAY BT F. O. SCHREINER. OlMl> Buk BsUdlsg. Telephone, No. 871. TBftM* OF •UBSORIPTIONi M|MT ®-®® lltaoBlb*, nett. Three moathi. Mote. Thuradmj, July 4* HYSTK WORKERS RATES ADVANCED n* CENT INCREASE ON EACH 91.000 DE­ CIDES AT BIENNIAL MEETING. Insurance rates in the Mystic Work­ ers of the World will be advanced 10 cents on each $1,000 carried by the members, beginning January 1, 1913. Thin was decided by a vote of the del­ egates at the biennial convention of the lodge at Milwaukee recently, but fc-- been kept quiet outside the mem­ bers of the lodge. The advance came as a compromise advance following a motion to make th* increase fifty per cent. The rate proposition was one of the most im­ portant at the convention and other members of the lodge watched with interest the^fection of the delegates. v The slight advance of 10 per cent will do away with what promised to be a break in the ranks similar to that of the Modern Woodmen. The rate question has been one of great dis- enasion in the ranks for months, ever «|m»j the Woodmen rates were ad­ vanced. Defeat of what a majority of the delegates regarded as too high a raise to 50 per cent led to the 10 cents on 1 each $1,000 being obtained without much difficulty, for it was patent to nearly all presept that an advance is Beoessary and that the head officials of the order, who are in a position to Wruiw the conditions, would not stand for an advance unless they regarded tike action as essential to the good of the order. And in order that a more definite understanding may be reached, it was voted that a committee of three be named to make a thoro investigation looking to the society going on a more adequate rate and to submit their find­ ings to the membership before the convening of the head lgdge meeting two years hence. Fred Zick and E. E. Fitch, members of the board of direc­ tors for many years, and Edmund Jack­ son, supreme secretary for twelve years, were named as the committee to make the adequate rate investiga­ tion. The 10-eent-a-thousand increase will not become effective until January 1 at next year. Only minor changes were made in the by-laws of the order, one of which WAS that hereafter applicants can be written at the age of sixteen instead of eighteen years and up to forty-eight years instead of fifty-one years as at present. AS SEEN BY PLAINDEALEK REPORTERS AND HANDED INTO OUR OPPICE BY OUR FRIENDS. Jake Schaefer was a business visitor in Chicago Tuesday. Miss Anna Wolff is the guest of rel­ atives and friends in Elgin. Dr. F. C. Ross of North Crystal Lake was a McHenry visitor Tuesday. Miss Lillian Tidmarsh of Wauconda passed Tuesday in the home of Mrs Anna Byrd. Miss Elise Marty of Chicago is visit­ ing at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A W. Bickler. Miss Mame Meyers of Kenosha, Wis. is spending a few days at the home of Simon Stoffel. Mike Winkels of Deerfield, 111., was a guest in the home of his brother Theo., Sunday. Miss Ruby and Harold Brooks of Slocum's Lake visited with Miss Lucile Byrd Tuesday. Mrs. Elizabeth Buss returned Tues­ day from a two weeks' visit with rela­ tives at Quincy, 111. John P. Schreiner is taking a two weeks' vacation from his duties at the F. A. Bohlander store. Miss Gertrude Schaefer of Wood stock spent Sunday at the home of her mother, Mrs. Theo. Winkels. Miss Rose Meiler of Chicago was a guest in the home of Mr. and Mrs. N J. Justen the first of the week. Prof, and Mrs. A. E. Nye returned yesterday morning from a visit with relatives in Indiana and Ohio. Miss Lucile Byrd is a guest in the home of A. L. Hart at Woodstock and is celebrating the Fourth in Belvidere. PROBATE NEWS IFwnislied by McHenry Ooapui}, Woodstock, Illinois. County Abstract Office In Ar •Old" Block, eaHt Hide public square. Ab Sttfecu of title and couveyauclnit. Money Sift on real estate in sums of five hundred ton thousand dollars. Time and payments •O salt borrower. Phones 90S ana dil l PROBATE PROCEEDINGS. Estate of Susanna Mueller. Final report ap­ proved and distribution ordered. MARRIAGE LICENSES. John Quartel, Jr., 22..Plymouth, Mich Lain Byrd, 22 McHenry Alford C. Strain, 30 Harvard Esther Luella Hagan, 25 r " Oriow Brown, 49 ..Woodstock Hannah A. Kelly, 37 " Lawrence V. Kilu, 22 Cary Rosa A. Bionwr, 20 Ffcank A. Sehuett, 2Q._ Woodstock Mathilda Oahlbeck, 23 Seneca Twp Lincoln S. Brown, 45 Pittsburg, Pa Jennie Lind Schryver, 43 Chicago John M. Freund, 26 Spring Grove Sophia Frances Wagner, 23 t .Spring Grove Charles J. Dense, Jr., 29; Chicago Mary E. Tinsley, 28 ..Rock Creek GIVE US YOUR ITEMT. Every once in a while a subscriber comes into this office or meets us on the street and tells us that he enter­ tained company and that we did not have it in the paper. One subscriber who lives out in the country told us last week that he was going to stop the paper for the reason that we did not publish any news concerning him­ self, his family or relatives. We po­ litely informed him that we were only too willing to give mention of all news items that we know and are told us, but that he could not expect us to mention happenings that were not sent to us either by phone, mail, left at the office or placed in our item box­ es. A number of our subscribers, both village and rural, have acquired the habit of sending in their news items and to those we wish to extend our sincere thanks. Now if all of our sub­ scribers will form the same habit we are sure that The Plaindealer will not let any news item get away. Just cut out this siip and place it where you will see it every day. Just tell us the news and we assure you that you will see it in print. If every one of our subscribers will do this we are sure that we can give you a paper that will not take a back seat for any of 'em. Now don't forget, if you have enter­ tained copipany, gone away yourself, had a v edding, death or birth, acci­ dent or social gathering in the family, tell us about it and we'll do the rest. OPENING DANCE Yourself and ladies are cordially in­ vited to attend an opening dance at Buch's hall next Saturday night, July 6. This will be the first of a series of dances to be held in this hall during the summer months. The hall is sit­ uated on the banks of Fox river, right near the bridge, and is sure to be the coolest dance hall in McHenry. The management of these dances is ex pecting a large crowd and feels safe in saying that everyone is sure to have good time. Don't forget the opening date. Music by the Imperial orchestra. Dance tickets, 50 cents. AS PICKED UP BY PLAINDEALER RE POSTERS DURING WEEK. WHAT PEOPLE ARE* DOING IN THIS VIL­ LAGE AND THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY- OTHER SHORT PARAGRAPHS. Not a "dead" one on the bill at the Central opera house next Sunday even­ ing, July 7. 3 The water in the mill pond has been lowered so as to kill the weeds and other growths. Have you secured the dog license and had your dog muzzled? If not, you had better do so at once. The carpenter work on the new bun­ galow that is being erected by C. W. Stenger is progressing very favorably. There is some talk among the sport­ ing element here of pulling off an athletic exhibition at the Central opera house some time in the near future. The water pump at the pumping station is putting in overtime these warm days. The well, we are told, is pumped dry every day. There is plen­ ty of water, but the reservoir is too small. A second reservoir is sadly needed. This is the glorious Fourth. The McHenry people are scattered all over this section of the country. Some are at Spring Grove, others at Jbhnsfiurgh and Crystal Lake, while there are some left to pass the day quietly here at home. The electric light service was very poor in McHenry last Sunday evening and as a result the moving picture shows at the air dome and Central op­ era house were put out of business. The air dome showed the Sunday pic­ tures on Monday night. Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Sutton of Emer­ ald Park are caring for a bright, bouncing boy, which arrived at their home on Monday, June 24. "Mack" is talking "farm" to the youngster al­ ready and by the time he reaches his majority the boy should be able to put it all over his daddy in the line of farm work. Local fight fans are anxiously await­ ing the result of the Johnson-Flynn fight which is taking place at Las Vegas, N. M., today. Most of the local followers of the game seem to believe that the "Lil Arthur" will win with ease, while there are a few who are willing to place a small wager on the Pueblo fireman. On the editorial page of this issue we reproduce a cartoon drawn by Mc­ Henry's young cartoonist, H. Hetting-' er, whose parents have a summer home on Fox river. The work of this young artist is wonderful for a boy of his age a.nri we can see where he will be one of the top notchers in that line of work some day. We have a few more of his cartoons which will appear in latef* issues of The Plaindealer. SERVICES AT M. E. CHURCH. , Hegular services will take place at M. E. church here next Sunday Smadaj' school at ten o'clock and r by the pastor, Rev. W. A. CkOW, jyfrlevan. All are Invited. Get jour brick ice cream for the >Wmuelh at Me A Ulster's. 34W-J. DANCE AT NELL'S PAVILION. The next dance at Neil's Columbia park pavilion will take place on Wed­ nesday evening, July 10. These dances always draw well and the young folks of this vicinity appear to take special delight in attending dances at that place. Heimer's ragtime orchestra of this place will furnish the music. Everybody welcome. Dance ticket*, 50 cents. Ail kinds of painting and paper hang­ ing. Lewis Baker, McHenry. Phone Chicago & North-Western. Effective May 26. lttt. wm DAY num. , uAtiMikuArfwn ArrlTB Chicago. McHenry. •7.00 a lua Via Elgin 10.10 a in a ui Via Dett Plaints 1018 « m tl.OO V m ... via Dea Plaints 2J2 p m p in Via EIkIm 2:*5pm ..Via Des Plains# 2:46 pm Via Den Plaints *it.t& p m Via Elglu tt.587 p na *4.49 p m Via Dfcfc Plaints tJtl p no SUNDAY TRAINS. J i . m V i a Elgin 8 43 a in Via Defc Plaiuee 9.00 a m Via Des Plaium, 1.06 p m Via Elgin -- Will DAT TKAIJM gOOTBBOOHD ..Via Dew PlulueS Via Elgli ,u. t»l«l Leave McHenry. *7.10 am.. *7.10 am.. tT.ltl a in. 10.86 i 10.04 a m . 10.8ft a m . .4.65 p tn Arrive Chicago. .9.05 a m 10.10 a m . .8.36 a m #.40 l Via I)et< Plaints .6.45 pm .Via Des HuiiWS 7.55pm •OMDAY THA1HS. Via Des Plaiuet ».86a m . . . V i a E l g i n 9 ^ 5 a n a ..Via Den Plaints 8.40 pm ..Via Des Piaintti 9.80p m Via Elgin 10.26 pm ..Via L>e.-j Phtin* *».3a am Via De« Plaint *4.45 u nj *6.27 p m 7.10 a m. 7.10 a m 7.20 p m. 7.32 y m. 7.32 p m. *l)atly except Butiday. ^Saturday only. {Monday only. What U Chi-Namel? As everlaatiag varniah rich is Chisftr CM. Contain! no ro«n oc Irnirinr Eaay to apply. Flow* out perfectly. Shows no brush mark* oi Uj*. Require* little brushing. What it Chi-Namel For? To make old woodwork look new. To keep new wood from looking old. To preserve its natural beauty. To make wood waterproof, wear­ proof, timeproof. To brighten up old furniture, give new color and lustre end hide the white Matches. \ What will Chi-Namel Do? Stand more abuse and hard knocks than any ordinary varnish. Lustre, color and durability are not injured by boiling water or seap. A hammer blow that dents the wood will not cause Chi-Namel Varnish to flake or powder.' To change old color andV, give a high gloss with one"" application, use colored Chi-Namel Varnish. To give brilliant lustre without changing former color, use Natural Chi- Namel Varnish. I Costs only ooe-haH cent per square toot. Wm AON it in att ma99*.«u»d colsrs -- & _ - S. &IDi6W0(NU>v This is the place "where the best of meats and the fresh- oaf rvf rvi«A^AmAo trArpofoKloe VUW 1/A gi WV1IVD) V V^VMIliL/*ui3 and fruits are always obtain­ able. We aim to please our customers and with that end in view we buy nothing but the very best and sell at a price that is fair. Our ser­ vice cannot be surpassed. W©^.solicit your patronage. J. W. Aebischer (SacHMr to C. G. Fiwtt.) KcHENRY. ILL. 'PHONE 80-W Telephone No *93. SIMON STOFFEL Insurance agent for all classes of property in the#best companies. Weal McHeary, IIHaeto All fcdvertUemeiita Inaerted under tilts bead at the fallowing rate*: Klvellneaor leas, £6 cents tor flrat Insertion; It cent* for each Kubaeiiuent innertion. More than Ave line*, i eent* a line for Inl laaevttoa, and S cent* a line for addltlonl Inaerttona. "CVJR SALE--Houses and lots In x Also river property with acreafe per acre or lot. Inquire of O. A. b West McHenry, 111. McBenry Sold IATTBM, 41-tf XjMJR SALE--A number of heavy milk wag- *• ons. Will carry from 18 to 20 cans. Wag­ ons are very well constructed and well worth the money we ask for them. Jos. MAY, BIUK- " * " " F wood, III. St-tt TfU>R RENT--A furnished summer borne on -*• the banks of Fox river near McHenry, All uiodorn conveniences and pleasant sur­ roundings. Inquire of or write M. D. Wn.- KINS, McHenry, 111. 46-tf TpOR HALE--The home of the late John x Walsh, consisting of about 4H acres of land, house, barn, etc. Good spring water. Would make an Ideal poultry farm. Inquire M. J. WALSB, West McBenry, III. fo-tt Riverside Park, McHenry, -WILL PRE8ENT- Movinsr Pictures OF EACH WEEK, GIVING TWO SBOWS EACH EVENING c. Send ika LDiuance and Doctor €€ A LITTLE boy has just been knocked i \ down by a team in front of our house. Please send the ambulance and a doctor. I'm afraid he's very badly hurt." Such a telephone message, received at the police station, sends the ambulance and police flying to the relief of the sufferer. Prompt telephoning is often the means of saving life. Every Bell Telephone Is a Long Distance Station 0HIGA80 TELEPHONE ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES AT THE PUBLIC SERVICE CO. OF NORTHERN ILLINOIS PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND OCULIST. Of­ fice and residence, earner Elm and Gr*an streets, McHenry, Illinois. Telephone No. 911. DR. N. J. NYE McHENRY, ILLINOIS PHYSICIAN AND SU 1 a t Johnsburfh, 111., f rom 7:30 a. m. to 11:30 a. m. Wednesday and Sunday el each week. PHONE; McHENRY 339. House Pirate,, 246-J "hone 287- CHARLES H. FRANCIS LAWYER ESTATE WORK A SPECIALTY Kendall Block 112 1-2 Cass Street WOODSTOCK, ILL. POCKET, BILLIARD HALL BOWLING ALLEYS o Located in Centerville. Aloe packet billiard hsll ever E. F. Matthews' meat market in West McHenry. Geed places te spend year idle hours. Bewlinf alleys open te the ladies every Thursday afternoon. EMIL GEIKR, PROPRIETOR Pine Stock Merchandise Farm Sales Real Estate G. A. SATTF AUCTIONEER Telephone No. 894 WEST H'HENRY, ILL L. Q. SENG efex- n liquors meevery- thini except the @r~NUMBER_4a Is 106 N. Oth Ave. CHICAGO. PARCELS CHECKED FREE The Vegetable season is at hand and we will endeavor to Keep our customers and the pub­ lic supplied just as fast as the new goods ap­ pear on the market. Our line of Groceries and Fruits is always of the choicest. Try us. M. H. NIESEN TELEPHONE NO. 694 HcHenry, - Illinois. WHY DID TOM, THt; tiffin SOU,WHO smt: A PIC, mm DOWN THE SWEET BECAUSE THE TOWN NARSHAL WAS AFTER HIM. The pi# was eat and Tom was beat. That was a perfectly natural ending for the porker, but we feel sorry for poor Tom, who probably was not brought up right. You'll not be beat if our pork you eat--we came by it honestly. ,E. F. Matthews WEST HeBEMSY. ILL. a THONE I u f.' %'i. .