y&r.Jtiv WOULD YIELD TO RUSSIANS fcome Hears That Commander of Przemysl Offered to Sur render. HIS TERMS REJECTED 'Fail of Austrian Stronghold l« B< lleved by Czar's Troops to Bs Im minent--7,000,000 Men Taking Part In Great Battles-- Seek to Retake Os- tend. Rome, NOT. 23.--Przemysl has of fered to capitulate on condition that the garrison march out with arms and baggage. The Russians refused to ac cept the offer because they believe the fortress cannot hold out much longer. Surrender is imminent. Because of the important bearing on the war in general and the great num ber of men engaged Interest centers OD the battles in Poland. General von Hindenburg, command er of the German troops, and Grand Duke Nicholas, commander in chief of the Russians, two of the greatest strategists the war has produced, are maneuvering for positions between the Vistula and the Warta and a big battle is in progress on the Cracow- Czenstochowa line between Russian and Austro-German forces. An unofficial dispatch coming through Rome says that the Russians repulsed two attacks before Cracow, but beyond the Russian official state ment that the Russians have had par tial success northwest of Lodz, there Is nothing to indicate how things are going. 7,000,000 Are in Battles. Seven million men are engaged in the battles on the Russo-German fron- lers, 3,000,000 on the Austro-German side and 4,000,000 Russians. Petrograd claims that the German offensive between the Warta and Vis tula has been checked. An official statement issued at Ber lin says: 'In the eastern war theater the op erations are still further developing. ^Nothing can yet be reported regarding the situation in East Prussia. The pursuit of the defeated enemy, which was driven back through Mlawa and Plock, continues. Our defensive at Lodz has made progress. "In the region of the east of Czens- tochowa our troops are fighting by the side of our allies and have gained ground." At Arys, where the Russians are re ported to have made a considerable ad vance in the last few days, they have been compelled to storm concrete block houses.' resulting in some in stances In heavy loss of life. Great trains of German Wounded have been sent tp Ghent and more dis tant places. ' Large quantities of bridge building and engineering material have reached the flooded area of West Flanders- Systematic efforts to cope with the ob stacle of water by damming and bridge ing It have begun. > The work of fortifying the whole coast from Ostend to the Dutch fron tier, which the Germans began weeks ago, seems completed. Between Knocke and Zeebrugge nearly the whole sea dyke has been converted into an artillery fortress. At least six submarines have been brought overland in sections by the Germans and are now at Zeebrugge. The people living north of Zeebrugge have been ordered to leave their homes, and, with a view of breaking any communication with the allied fleet, they have been forbidden to seek new homes on the coast. German Fleet Getting Ready? London, Nov. 23.--An Exchange tele gram from The Hague says a message has been received there from the north of Holland reporting unusual ac tivity at the German port of Emden. It is believed the German fleet Is preparing for some decisive action In the North sea at an early date. A visit by Prance Henry of Prussia to Emden for an' Inspection of the sub marine and torpedo craft also was re ported yesterday. TAKE 3 RIISS CITIES German Forces Capture Lowiez, Debske and Rezlazlow in Poland. MORE TROOPS FOR THE CZAR SAYS QTOOK BRpT GOOD TIME BELL RUNG CHARLES M. SCHWAB. •V STILL WAITING FOR NEWS. State Department Has Not Heard From Tennessee's Captain. Washington, Nov. 21.--The state de partment is nettted over the failure of Ambassador Morgenthau to reply to the government's cable asking an explanation of the firing at a launch of the cruiser Tennessee at Smyrna. Capt. B. C. Decker of the Tennes see, now at the Greek island of Chios, to which he was ordered from Smyrna by Ambassador Morgenthau. cabled that he had got Secretary Daniels' rigid instructions to do nothing that would down the German gunners and cap- Re-Enforcements Postpone Decision Of Battle -- Moscovites Occupy Gumbinnen After Terrific Fight With Kaiser's Men. London. Nov. 25.--The Russian armies under the leadership of Grand Duke Nicholas apparently have won a decisive victory over the German forces under General von Hindenburg. All reports from Petrograd received indicate that the second German at tempt to capture Warsaw has failed. The Germans, who penetrated Rus sian Poland between the Vistula and Warta rivers to within thirty-five miles of Warsaw, again are reported retreat ing toward" the frontier after battles covering five days, in which they sus tained enormous losses. Germans Take Three Towns. Berlin, via Amsterdam, Nov. 25.-- Steadily pressing forward south of the Weischsel (Vistula) river, the German forces in Russian Poland have cap tured the three towns of Lowlcz, Deb ske and Rezlazlow, according to a semiofficial dispatch received here from the front. These three towns are on the Bzura river. Rezlazlow is only 31 miles west of Warsaw. While Russian and German armies are locked in a sanguinary conflict along the entire front in Poland the czar's troops are continuing their •strong offensive in East Prussia. *Fhe Army Messenger announces at Petro grad the capture of Gumbinnen, after a hot fight in which Cossacks rode SEVERE BLOW TO FRENCH. Twenty Thousand Reported Killed In the Recent Fighting. Berlin, Nov. 21.--Reports received from Holland, according to informa tion given out in official circles here, are to the efTect that in the fighting near Blxschoote and Dixmude the FYencb lost 20,000 men, and that 1.500 British were drowned in the Yser canal. London, Nov. 22 --The battle front In Flanders and in France, from the sea to the Meuse, is storm-bound. The rival battle lines that a week •go were great towers of strength, waging a titanic struggle for the gain of a few hundred yards, only to lose It again as the vanquished of the morning's conflict by a supreme ef fort became the victors with the com ing of night, today remained two im potent masses. Great numbers were stricken down before the fury of a terrific blizzard which leveled the trenches, enveloped the big guns and chilled the marrow in the bones of the fighting men. Where a week ago singing bullets and shrieking shells bore the fearful message of death, disease now stalks as the enemy of friend and foe alike. Thousands Are Stricken. Thousands of cases of pneumonia have been reported from the front and every train to the rear from the allies' lines today bore great contin gents of officers and men invalided back by serious Illness. embroil this government with Turkey. A message also came from Captain Oman of the cruiser North Carolina at Beirut, the senior officer in Turkish waters, that he had got the secretary's word to "go slow." MEET IN NAVAL BATTLE. Russian and Turkish Warships In Action Off Sebastopol. London, Nov. 20.--Russian and Turkish squadrons have met in a long distance duel off Sebastopol, and both claim to have had the better of the encounter. According to the Russian report, the former German cruiser Goeben, now attached to the Turkish navy, was damaged, while the Turks assert that a Russian battleship suffered severely and that other Russian warships were compelled to retire. Petrograd, Nov. 20.--The following official statement was given out by the Russian ministry of marine, re garding the naval battle in the Black sea between the Russian and Turkish fleets: "A division of the Black sea fleet, returning to Sebastopol from its cruise near the coast of Anatolia, sighted 25 miles from the Chersonese light, a Turkish detachment, consisting of t}ie Goeben and the Breslau. The Russian fleet Immediately drew up in battle order, bringing the en amy to star board, and opened fire at a distance of 40 cable lengths. The first salvo of 12-inch guns from the flagship Admiral Evstafry struck the Goeben and caused an explosion amidshlp, setting the ship on flre. "Following the Evstafry, the other Russian ships opened fire, the Rus sian guns giving an excellent account of themselves." SEEK TO RETAKE OSTEND. Germans Have Lost 1,230,000. London, Nov. 22.--The Evening News publishes the following dis patch from Copenhagen: "A Berlin dispatch says that mili tary circles calculate the losses of the whole of Germany to date at 1,230,000 killed, wounded and missing. These figures do not include the sick officers and soldiers, the number of whom is reckoned at nearly half a million. These calculations seem to be proved by 80 official German lists carrying 580,000 names. These addf- tional lists have also been given out: Saxony, 57; Wuerttemberg, 60; Ba varia, 53; navy, 12. These additional iists carry 400,000 names. tured the batteries which were inflict ing heavy losses on the Russian troops. The Army Messenger gives this de scription of the capture of Gumbinnen which is 65 miles east-southeast of Koenigsberg: "The Germans had strongly in trenched themselves at Gumbinnen aft er obstinately resisting our advance to that point. Their batteries in flicted heavy losses upon our troops as they advanced. On three succes sive days our soldiers made direct as saults upon the enemy's positions only, to be driven back. The fourth day was devoted to a heavy bombardment from our artillery, heavy guns< having been brought up. German Batteries Taken. "On the fifth day, after our artil lery had driven the Germans from their first line of trenches, the Cos sacks made a daring charge and rode down the enemy's gunners. The Ger man batteries on the east and south sides of Gumbinnen were all captured, and then we occupied the town itself, the enemy retiring toward Insterburg. Our troops are in pursuit." % mm- Desperate Efforts of Allies Have Re- sulted in Heavy Losses. Rotterdam, Nov. 23--Large bodies Of German troops from Bruges have been hurriedly sent to Middelkerke, south of which there have been a number of fierce hand-to-hand strug gles between opposing infantry forces In the allies' efforts to retake Ostend. Terrible losses wefre suffered by both aides. PREPARING FOR LONG WAR KItchtfner Determined That His Armies 8hall Be Fit When He Puts Them In the Field. That Lord Kitchener believes as Well as says it will be a long war 1b made evident by the methods he is using in preparing the British recruits for service. Persons hopeful that the «Bd might come this winter will be in terested to know that its first hundred thousand of the extra division men WORSE SCOURGE THAN WAR Asiatic Cholera Always More Feared Than Any Possible Invasion of Armed Men. Aaiatfe cholera, reported as having broken out in Vienna,-is one of the most virulent diseases known. Even In mild cases its mortality is above 50 |}er cent, while 90 pgr cent of severe cases result in death. If the ne^s of Its outbreak be true, Austria's Capital pnvst combat a foe wlthljx its own Mine Sinks Austrian 8hlp. London, Nov. 22.--The Central News says that the Austrian-Lloyd Naviga tion company's steamer Metkovlsh struck a mine in the harbor at Salo- niki, sinking immediately. Nearly all of the passengers and crew were lost England Gets Big War Loan. London, Nov. 22.--The government'^ request of $1,375,000,000 with which to carry on the war was granted on a supplementary vote in the house of commons. This carried it past the re- port stage. will not be fit to take the field until after Christmas, although the training centers have been at work with them for weeks. The raw men are being put through their paces as If they were to make soldiering their work for the rest of their lives, as, indeed, many of them will. What with physical and squad ron drills, musketry, night work and marching, each man puts in about seven physically active hours a day. He is to know not only how to fight, but what he 1b to contend against. gates far more dangerous than ever Riissla or the Balkan allies could be. The disease must not be confnsed with bubonic plague, another product from the Orient. Their only similarity is their high death rate and sbortness of duration ln the individual «aae. Black death" usually means bubonio plague, but sometimes is applied to Asiatic cholera. The cholera has bnen known since before the Christian era. Again and again it swept over the world, taklna millions to death. Germans Mass for< Battle. London, Nov. 25.--The end of the battle of the Yser is in sight. The Germans during the past three days are reported, in information from the north of Flanders, to hav? brought up 80,000 men and more than two hun dred guns for J. final effort to cut the allies' line before winter sets in, bring ing to a period extensive operations on this front. A war correspondent of the Paris Temps reports also that the Germans are bombarding Rethune. The can nonading has been| continues for 20 days. The guns directing the fusi'.- lade are planted in the outskirts of Lille. A number of civilians in Be- thune already have been 'tilled. Warships that recently resumed their bombardment of the German po sitions along the Belgian coast have been driven off by the Germ, n artil lery, and the Germans are making gains ln the Argonne region of France, capturing trenches there, ac cording to an official statement issued at the Berlin war office. Kaiser Loses Submarine. i. London, Nov. 25.--The official press bureau announces that the German submarine U-18 has been rammed on the north coast of Scotland by a Brit ish patrolling vessel. The submarine later was sighted on the surface fly ing a white flag. Subsequently she foundered. A dispatch to the Times from Montevideo, Uruguay, says the arrival of the German steamer Sierra Cordoba there with the passengers and crew of the British steamer La Correntina and the crew of the French bark Union has cleared up the mys tery surrounding the fate of the Cor rentina. The liner Correntina left Buenos Aires for Liverpool earlv in October with a cargo of m:at valued at $1,000,000, and her nonarrival at the British port had aroused fears as to her safety. Germans Sink British Ship. London, Nov. 25--A dispatch to the Times from Montevideo, Uruguay, says the arrival of the German steamer Sierra Cordoba there with the passen gers and crew of the British steamer La Correntina and the crew of the French bark Union has cleared up the mystery surrounding the fate of the Correntina. The liner Correntina left Buenos Aires for Liverpool early in October with a cargo of meat valued at $1,000,000, and her nonarrival at the British port had aroused fears as to her safety. r f f e v . ; Moors Slaughter French. Madrid, Nov. 25.--Defeat of a French column and the slaughter of 33 offi cers and 600 soldiers by Moroccan tribesman, is reported in a dispatch to the I'mparfcial from its Tangier con- respondent. "While a French column under Col onel Leverdure was returning to Ja- rifa after punishing the Zaiau tribe," says the dispatch, "it was surprised and completely destroyed by 5,000 Za iaue. The column lost 33 officers and. 600 soldiers killed, numerous wounded and two batteries/' Steel Magnate Is Optlmletlc Regard* Ing Business Conditions Through- "out the World. New York, Nov. 23.--Charles M. Schwab, president of the Bethlehem Steel company, returned from Europe the other day with an optimistic out look in regard to business conditions In the United States. In his clear, direct manner lie brought out several important points in a statement that be declares to be his first optimistic interview in three years. "For several years," he said, "I have been rather pessimistic regarding busi ness conditions throughout the world, and especially in the United States; but now I am free to say that I believe we are on' the threshold of a great change. "The conditions ln the United States take on two phases--first, commercial, and, second, political. 1 am convinced that we are about to enter upon an era of^great business re\lval,and that the depression which Las hu J so heavy upon us for several years has reached the end. "The second phase I mention--polit ical--bears heavily upon the return of general confidence. Our government at Washington has Bhown in every way a disposition to end the enact ment of what has been termed de structive legislation. Whether or not such legislation has been properly named I need not discuss. "The true and thorough neutrality Washington is preserving is a great help at this time, and it will play a big part in our development." LEAVE VERA CRUZ UNITED 8TATE8 SOLDIERS AtiD MARINES EVACUATE THE MEXICAN PORT. FORCE WILL GO TO TEXAS General Funston Has Not Received In structions to Turn City Over to Any Particular Faction--Villa De- laye Entering Capital. FLASHES OFF THE WIRE Rome, Nov. 23.--Pope Benedict XV quietly celebrated his sixtieth birth day Saturday. Messages were received from all nations, some of the heads of nations expressing the hope that the pope's plea for peace will soon be real ized. Burlington, la., Nov. 23.--J. W. Rich ardson, a prominent grocer, is in a dying condition at a local hospital as a result of drinking insect poison which he mistook for grape wine. Chicago, Nov. 23.--The body of a man found in Sheridan road and bear ing evidence of having been thrown from an automobile, was identified as W. G. McNair of New York. San Diego, Cal., Nov. 23.--A mid night salute from battleships in San Diego harbor, the flash of a signal from the White House in Washington and thei' tumult of a Spanish ^New Year's fiesta will open on the dawn of 1915 the Panama California exposition here. It will run concurrently ten months with the Panama-Pacific expo sition in San Francisco. Chicago, Nov 21.--The first death from cold thisJpMnter was reported when A. Hinkel, a deaf-mute who sold shoe laces, was found dead in a five- cent lodging house. Sayre, Pa.. Nov. 21.--While on their way to school, Charles Listman, four teen, shot and killed Aiidred Milton, fifteen, as a result of rivalry for the* affections of Minnie Landon, thirteen. Hickeville, N. Y., Nov. 21.--Henry Kremp comm.tted suicide because he regretted the failure of the religionists to end the European war. Washington, Nov. 24. -- Brigadier General Funston's infantry t and ma rines, .numbering about six thousand men, hauled down the Stars and Stripes which have been flying over Vera Cruz since last April ahd began to evacuate the Mexican p<ut, in ac cordance with Instructions from Presi dent Wilson. * The five battleships at Vera Cru* and Tampico and the string of vessels on the weAt coast will remain indefi nitely. It was just seven months ago that the bluejackets and marines under Rear Admiral Fletcher seized Vera Cruz by order of the Washington gov ernment as an act of. reprisal in re taliation for affronts to the American flag at Tampico, where a boatload of American bluejackets were arrested. General Huerta, who controlled the forces at Tampico, hfad refused to com ply with the demand of Admiral Mayo for the salute of 21 guns. President Wilson Is hopeful that the evacuation of Vera Cruz will be an enduring demonstration to Central and South American countries of the pol icy of the United States enunciated in his Mobile speech a year ago to seek no territorial aggrandizement south of the Rio Grande. In withdrawing from Mexican soil the United States government has taken pains that no faction shall be recognized. General Funston has no specific orders to give the possession of Vera Cruz to General Aguilar or any other chief. The $1,000,000 or more ln customs duties will be held until a government is formally recognized by the United State*. After General Funston has Bafely landed his command at^Texas City it is probable that he will be assigned to the command of the central depart ment, with headquarters at Chicago. El Paso, Tex., Nov. 23.--The occupa tion by Villa troops of Mexico City has been delayed. It probably will not occur until after the evacuation of Vera Cruz by the American forces. Fighting is already under way at Guadalajara, metropolis of the west coast country, according td unofficial reports. It was said that a strong command of Villa troops was assault* ing the Jalisco capital. A column of 1.500 Villa troops, with a battery of artillery, left Chihuahua City to invade Sonora and assist the Maytorena forces, now attacking Naco, Sonora. WINCHESTER • r Smokeless Powder Shells "LEADER-and "REPEATER" : The superiority of Winchester Smokeless Powder Shells is undisputed. Among intelligent shooters they stand first in pop ularity ,frecords and shooting ' qualities. Always use them For field or Tra|> Shooting, j Ask Your Dealer For Them. | 'SOOOOO# Canada is Callin£Ybn to her RichWheatXands ""She extends to Americans a hearty in vitation to settle on her FREE Home stead lands of 160 acres each or secure some of the low priced lands in Mani toba, Saskatche wan and Alberta. t This year wheat is higher but Canadian land just as cheap, so the opportunity is more attractive than ever. Canada wants you to help to feed the world by tilling some of her soil--land similar to that which during many years has averaged 20 to 45 bushels of wheat to the acre. Think what you can make with wheat around $1 • bushel and land so easy to get Wonderful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed farming is fully as profitable an industry ag grain growing. The Government this year is asking - farmers to put increased pcreage into grain. Military service is not com pulsory in Canada but there is a great demand for farm labor to replace the many young men who have volunteered for service. The climate is healthful and agreeable, railway facilities excellent, good schools and churches convenient. Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Superintendent Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to C. J. Broughfon, Room 412,112 W. Adams Strtel, Chicago, III.; N. V. Maclises, 176 Jeilersss Avs.,Delr*ii .Mich. Canadian Gorcrmnaat, mi &v BALANCE KEPT BY NATURE TWENTY-SIX DIE IN STORM HELP FOR SMALL FACTORIES Mississippi Valley Trade Conference Wants to Assist the Little Con cerns in Getting Business. Memphis, Tenn., Nov. 21--Foreign t.tde fpr the small factories will be the slogan c~ the Mississippi Valley trt.de conference, ln session here, with delegates from 17 states in the valley. lr the Mississippi valley there are more than twenty thousand small fac tories, scattered from New Orleans to Montana, none of which have liny means of getting in direct communica tion with buyers outside the United States. As the result, when business I? slack in the United States the em ployees are cut of work, and the own ers are out of Income. The big con cerns don't need help In getting for eign trade, according tq the delegates. Twelve Bodies Are Found in Wreck age Washed Ashore--Two Steam ers Are Overdue. Sault Ste. Marie, Mich., Nov. 24.-- There now remains no doubt that the steamer Curtis and its two tow barg es, the Annie M. Peterson and the S. E. Marvin, carrying crews totaling 26 men, were lost in the season's most severe storm on Lake Superior. The down bound steamer Flagg re ports going through heavy wreckage and lumber between Crisp point and Whitettsh point. Four more bodies, making a total of 12, among which wag that of Capt. J. P. Jennings of the steamer Curtis, were picked up by life savers in their search.: SAYS HE STRANGLED BOY TRAIN KILLS FOUR PEOPLE Two Ohio Doctors and Their Wives 'itruck by Broadway Limited Near Fort Wayne. Fort Wayne,' Ind., Nov. 21.--Dr. H. DeHays and wife and Dr. D. W. Leslie and wife, all of Conway, Q., were iir- Btantly killed when their automobile was struck by the Broadway Limited •of the Pennsylvania, 30 miles east of here. Dynamite Blast Kills Four. Burlington, la., Nov. 23.--Four labor ers employed on the government levee, 20 miles north cpf Burlington, were killed by dynamite. The men were thawing the explosive when the ac- oident occurred. Red Cross 8ends Aid to Servla. Washington, Nov. 23.--Two Addition al American Red Cross units, consist- trig of six surgeons and 12 nurses, for 8«rvice in Servia. will 'depart from New York today on the Red Star liner Finland. 8ewer Workers Entombed. Cleveland, O., Nov. 21.--One man |g dead, another fatally injured and ten more are buried and may be dead in a sower excavj<iion at Buckeye and In dependence : jads. Twelve were en tombed. President to Visit Daughter. Washington Nov. »i. -President Wilson will upend Thanksgiving day with his daughter, Mrs. Francis Bowes Sayre, at Williamstown, Mass. The Stork is expected to visit Mrs. S&yrt L, the near future. Philadelphia Man Confesses That He Dragged Child to Culvert and Killed Him. Philadelphia, Nov. 23.--Confessing that he had strangled Albert Kraft, the eight-year-old boy 6hose body was found in a sewer culvert, Victor E. Eshelman, aged about thirty-flve years, who says he lives at the Inasmuch mission in Locust street, was held under $1,000 bail for a further hearing by Magistrate Pennock at the German- town police station. When arrested Eshelman coolly stat ed to the patrolman that he had dragged the boy to the culvert and strangled him with his Angers. Increase of the Human Race Seems to Be ^Regulated by Wars and Other Devastations. Every year, according to scientists who attempt to keep the general rec ords, at least)80,000,000 human beings are born on this earth nad 60,000,000 or 70,000,000 die. This indicates a dail birth rate of about 220,000 and a death rate of 180,000. The daily increase in population therefore is about 40,000. The total population of the globe is estimated at 1,800,000,000. The ravages of war do little to im ped* the increase. Far more effective have been the upheavals of nature The Franco-Prussian war killed about 130,000 in seven months. The death roll of the Russo-Japanese reached about 200,000. A single earthquake (1737, in India) has been estimated to have caused 300,000 deaths. The fa talities of the Messina earthquake in 1908 cannot have been far short of TOO,000. A tidal wave in 1896 drowned 27,000 persons in Japan, causing a greater loss of life than the whole war with China in 1894. The earth quake in Japan in 1703 is said to have killed 200,000 people. The Lisbon earthquake in 1755 destroyed 50,000 human lives, while 40,000 were lost in the same year in earthquakes ln Per sia. Domestic Menace. On matters of feminine dress we sel dom venture to express an opinion un less it be occasionally a word in .de fense of that liberalism which permits a woman to consider her freedom and comfort as well as her appearance. But we are prompted now to utter protest against the progress of Amer ican fashion designers, who, with a free field for the first time in history, can think of nothing better than to mimic the military uniforms of Eu rope. Is it not enough that~we should have the horrors of the war thrust upon us by the news, filling our imaginations, coloring our dreams? Is it not enough that there should be signs of a mili tary epidemic in all our magazines, articles on strategy, stories of fight ing and bloodshed? Must we have the world's nightmare intensified by the very clothes the women wear?--Chi cago Post. Elliott Again Heada New Haven. New York, Nov. 21.--At a meeting of the directors of the New York, New Haven & Hartford Railroad cc pany held here, Howard Elliott was re-elected president of the com pany and chairman of the board of directors. A. 8. May was re-elected treasurer and A. E. Clark was re-elect ed secretary. Cattle Quarantine Lifted. Washington, Nov. 23.--The quaran tine against cattle shipments from Canada to the United States, imposed because of the foot-and-mouth disease, was lifted by the department of agri culture. John D. Takes Treatment. Hot Springs, Va.. Nov. 23.--John D. Rockefeller Is taking a course of treat ments here for rheumatism. Every day for an hour and a half he holds his hands in an electric oven with the temperature at 325 degrees. Peoria Canker M&rrlcd. Kewanee, II'.. Nov. 20.--Joseph P., Durkin, a prominent Peoria Democrat, stfoi.gly backed recently for collector o- Internal revenue, was married here. His bride ws Mrs. {Catherine Good man of Peoria. Mr. Durkin is a bank er at Peorls- Puplla 8ave Money. Ch*-C££0, Nov. 2c.--Pupils In the forty-e'.ght city schedules which have branch banks have made savings de posits totaling $5,340 so far this year, according to the announcement "--By Wire." Louise Randolph smilingly confirms this tale told of her the other day: She was in her dressing room pre paring to go "on" when the call boy announced that she w^§.wanted at the telephone. The boy returned shortly, slightly embarrassed. "You had better come, Miss Ran dolph," he said. "It's your daughter, and she wants to give you a kiss over the phone."--Green Book. The Tip. "Study a child's character," said Henry Ford in Washington. "Note his proclivities. Then choose a trade or a profession for him accordingly. "I eent a little boy out the other day with a quarter to make a small pur chase for me. On his return he' told me the article I desired was out of stock, and handed back my quarter-- in the form of two dimes and a nickel. Father's Ultimatum. "I think two can live as cheaply as one, sir." "You can't edge into my family on that theory, young man. I'm willing to keep on supporting my daughter, but you'll have to pay board." Ita Period. "What is your new cottage like?" "Our architect says it Looey Kan sas style." Don't envy the blufTer. He isn't al ways as happy as he looks. Halted in His Search. "They say your husband was out lookSig for work." "Yes, I believe he's out looking at work. There are some men digging a hole down at the corner, and he doesn't seem able to get any farther," --Stray Stories. Conscience. Maid (knocking in the morning)-- Madam, I've forgotten whether you wanted to be waked at seven or eight • "What time Is it now?" "Eight."--Lustige Blaetter. No Need.' He--Do you believe in auto sugges tion? She--No real gentleman forces a lady to make one. Austrian Army. Adjutant--Our equipment Is no good. General--So much the better! When the. Russians get it they can't use it. Plainf of Pessimist. "Half the world doesn't know how the other half Uvea." "But it has its suspicions." Proof of It. 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