--i -- SWT *5 ifr' Aiwa Kdfenixe Dkisfeafioivs & C.D 13xxles 8YNOP8IS. A curious crowd of neighbors invade the mysterious home ot Judge Ostrander, county Judge and eccentric recluse, fol lowing a veiled woman who has gained entrance through the gates of the high double barriers surrounding the place. The woman has disappeared but the Judge 1b found In a cataleptic state. Bela. his servant, appears in a dying condition anfl Srevents entrance to a secret door. Bela les. The Judge awakes. Miss Weeks explains to him what has occurred during his eeiiure. He secretly discovers the Whereabouts of the veiled woman. Leav ing his guarded house at night, he goes through Dark Hollow to the Claymore Inn to visit her. CHAPTER HI--Continued. Meanwhile Judge Ostrander was looking about him for Mrs. Yardley. The quiet figure of a squat little body blocked up a certain doorway. "I am looking for Mrs. Yardley," he Ventured. The little figure turned; he was con scious of two very piercing eyes being raised to his, and heard In shaking ac cents, which yet were not the accents of weakness, the surprised ejacula tion: "Judge Ostrander!" Next minute they were together In a small room, with the door shut be hind them. The energy and decision of this mite of a woman were surpris ing. "I was going--to you--in the morn ing--" she panted in her excitement "To apologize," she respectfully fin ished. "Then," said he, "it was your child Who visited my house today?" She nodded. Her large head was somewhat disproportioned to her short and stocky body. But her glance and manner were not nnpleasing. There was a moment of silence which she hastened to break. "Peggy is very young; it was not her fault. She Is so young she doesn't know where she went She was found loitering around the bridge--a dan gerous place' tor a child, but we've "been very busy all day--and she was found there and taken along by--by the other person. I hope that you •will excuse it, sir." What he had to say came with a.de cided abruptness. "Who is the woman, Mrs. Yardley? That's what I have come to learn, and not to complain of your child." The answer struck him very strange ly, though he saw nothing to lead him to distrust her candor. "I dont know, Judge Ostrander. She calls herself Averill, but that doesn't make me sure of her. You wonder that I should keep a lodger about whom I, have any doubts, but there are times when Mr. Yardley uses his own judgment, and this Is one of the times. The woman pays well and 'promptly," she added in a lower tone. "Her status? Is she maid, wife or •widow?" "Oh, she says she Is a widow, and I see every reason to believe her." • slight grimness in her manner, the smallest possible edge to her roice, led the judge to remark: "Pretty?" "Not like a girl, sir. She's old 'enough to show fade; but I don't be lieve that a man would mind that She lhas a look--a way, that even women feel. You may judge, sir, if we, old i stagers at the bnsiness, have been Iwiliing to take her in and keep her, 'at any price--a woman who won't show her face except to me, and who will not leave her room without her veil and then only for walks in places 'where no one else wants to go--she i must hare some queer sort of charm 'to overcome all scruples. But she's gone too far today. She shall leave the inn tomorrow. I promise you that, sir, whatever Samuel says. But 'sit down; sit down; you look tired, judge. Is there anything you would like? Shall I call Samuel?" "No. I'm not not much used to walk- 'lng. Besides, I have had a great loss today. My man, Bela--" Then with h!» former abruptness; "Have you no idea who this Mrs. Averill is, or why *he broke into my house?" "There's but one explanation, sir. I've been thinking about it ever since I got wind of where she took my Peggy. The woman is not responsible. 8he has some sort of mania. Why else should she go into a strange gate Just because she saw it open?" "You speak of her as a stranger. Are you quite sure that she is a stranger to Shelby? You have not been so very many years here, and her constant wearing of a veil Indoors and out is very suspicious." "So I'm beginning to think. And FIRST WOMAN TO GET STATUE OODD.A\EAP <^> CXDMPAMi/ there Is something else, Judge, which makes me suspect yon may be quite correcf about her not being an entire stranger here. She knows thk house too well." The judge started. The strength of his self-control had relaxed a bit and he showed in the look he cast about him what it had cost him to enter these doors. "It is not the same, of course," con tinued Mrs. Yardley, affected in a pe culiar way by the glimpse she had caught of the other's emotion, unnatu ral and incomprehensible as it ap peared to her. "The place has been greatly changed, but there is a cer tain portion of the old house left which only a person who knew it as It originally was would be apt to find; and yesterday, on going into one of these remote rooms I came upon her sitting in one of the windows locking out How ehe got there or why she went I cannot tell you. She didn't choose to tell me, and I didn't ask. But I've not felt real easy about her since." "Excuse me, Mrs. Yardley, It may be a matter of no moment, but do you mind telling me where this room is?" "It's on the top floor, sir; and It looks out over the ravine. Perhaps she was spying out the path to your house." The judge's face hardened. He felt bafflbd and greatly disturbed; but he spoke kindly enough when he again addressed Mrs. Yardley: "I am as ignorant as yon of this woman's personality and of her rea sons for intruding into my presence this morning.' But there is something so peculiar about this presumptuous attempt of hers at an interview that I feel impelled to inquire into it more fully, even if I have to approach the only source of information capable of giving me what I want--that is, her self. Mrs. Yardley, will you procure" me an immediate interview with this woman? I am sure that you can be relied upon to do this and to do it with caution. You have the counte nance of a woman unusually discreet/' The subtle flattery did its work. She was not blind to the fact that he "Have You No Idea Who This Mr*. Averill Is?" had introduced It for that very pur pose, but it was not in her nature to withstand any appeal from so exalted a source, however made. Lifting her eyes fearlessly to his, she responded earnestly: "I am proud to serve you. I will see what I can do. Will you wait here?" Judge Ostrander had just time to brace himself to meet the unknown when the door fell back and the wom an of the morning appeared In the opening. CHAPTER IV. Unveiled. On the instant he recognized that no common Interview lay before him. She was still the mysterious stranger, and she etill wore her veil--a fact all the more impressive that it was no longer the accompaniment of a hat, but flung freely over her bare head. He frowned & Monument Was Erected Fifty Years Ago to a Brave Colonial Dame. Admiring friends of Mrs. Woodrow Wilson are planning a memorial. Somebody suggests that this take the form of * statue--"the first statue of a woman to be reared in thiB coun try." Only a few weeks after Nordlca's death. It was said that a statue should be erected to the memory of that sweet singer. On that occasion it was also said that it would be the first statue to a woman in America. But 217 years ago another Ameri can woman did something which not only deserved a statue, but got It Haven't you ever heard of Hannah Dustin? Captured by Indians at Haverhill. dragged from bed, where her one- week-old baby was promptly murdered, this hardy woman walked for days through suow and slush many miles and without shoes. She was destitute From a captive white boy she learned how to kill a human being with a single stroke of a tomahawk. So one night she and the lad slew ten sleeping Indians, scalped them, and fled back through the wilderness to their home. Hannah Dustin carried the ten scalps to the governor of Massachu setts, and she received $250 for them. Just 60 years ago a statue was reared for her upon the island in the Merri- mac river from which she had made her escape.--Philadelphia Ledger. as he met her ayes through this dis guising gause. "This is very good of you. Judge Ostrander," she remarked, la a voice both cultured and pleasant. "I could hardly have hoped tor this honor. Such consideration shown to a stranger ar gues a spirit of unusual kindliness. Or perhaps I am mistaken in my sup position. Perhaps I am no stranger to you? Perhaps you know my namef "Averill? No." She paused, showing her disappoint ment quite openly. Then drawing up a chair she leaned heavily on its back, saying in low, monotonous tones from which the former eager thrill had de parted: "I see that the Intended marriage of your son has made very little Impres sion upon you." Aghast for the moment, this was such a different topic from the on* he expected the judge regarded her In silence before remarking: "I have known nothing of it My son's concerns are no longer mine. If you have broken into my course of life for no other purpose than to dis cuss the affairs of Oliver Ostrander, I must beg of you to excuse me. i have nothing to eay in his connection to you or to anyone." "Is the breach between you so deep as that? I entreat--but no, you arc a Just man; I will rely upon your sense of right If your son's happiness fails to appeal to you, let that of a young and Innocent girl, lovely as few are lovely, either in body or mind." "Yourself, madam?" No, my daughter! Oliver Ostrander has done us that honor, sir. He had every wish and had made every prepa ration to marry my child, when-- Shall I go on?" "You may." It was shortly said, but a burden seemed to fall from her shoulders at its utterance. Her whole graceful form relaxed swiftly into its natural curves, and an atmosphere of charm from this moment enveloped her, which justified the description of Mrs. Yardley, even without a sight of the features she still kept hidden. "I am a widow, sir." Thus ehe be gan with studied simplicity. "With my one child I have been living In De troit these many years--ever since my husband's death, in fact We ar$ not unliked there, nor have we lacked re spect When some six months ago your son, who stands high in every one's regard, as befits his phrentage and hie varied talents, met my daugh ter and fell seriously in love with her, no one, so far as I know, criticized his taste or found fault with his choice. I thought my child safe. And she was safe, to all appearance, up to the very morning of her marriage--the marriage of which you say you had received no intimation though Oliver seems a very dutiful son." "Madam!"--The hoarseness of his tone poselbly increased its peremptory character--"T really must ask yon to lay aside your veil." It was a rebuke and she felt It to be so; but though she blushed from behind her veil, she did not remove it. "Pardon me," she begged, and very humbly, "but I cannot yet Let me reveal my secret first. Judge Ostran der, the name under which I had lived In Detroit was not my real one. I had let him court and all but marry my daughter, without warning him in any way of what this deception on my part covered. But others--one other, I have reason now to believe--had de tected my Identity under the altered circumstances of my new life, and surprised him with the news at that late hour. We are--Judge Ostrander, you know who we are. ' This is not the first time you and I have seen each other face to face." And, lifting up a hand, trembling with emotion, she put aside her veil. You recognize me?" "Too well." The tone was deep with meaning, but there was no accusation In It; nor was there any note of relief. It was more as if some hope deeply, and perhaps unconsciously cherished, had suffered a sudden and complete extinction. "Put back your velL" Trembling, she complied, murmul^- lng as she fumbled with its folds: "Disgrace to an Ostrander! I know that I was mad to risk it for a mo ment. Forgive me for the attempt, and listen to my errand. Oliver wae willing to marry my child, even after he knew the shame it would entail. But Reuther would not accept the sacrifice. Judge Ostrander, I am not worthy of such a child, but such she is. If John--" "We will not speak his name," broke in Judge Ostrander, assuming a per emptory bearing quite unlike his for mer one of dignified reserve. "I should like to hear, instead, your explanation of how my son became inveigled into an engagement of which you, if no one else, knew the preposterous na ture." "Judge Ostrander, you do right to blame me. I should never have given my consent, never. But I thought our past so completely hidden--our iden tity so entirely lost under the accepted name of Averill." "You thought!" He towered over her In his anger. He looked and acted CURE FOR NERVOUS PEOPLE as In the old days, when witnesses cowered under his eye and voice. "Say that you knew, madjun; that you planned this unholy trap for my son.*' "Judge Ostrander, I did not plan their meeting, nor did I at first en courage hie addresses. Not till I saw the extent of their mutual attachment did I yield to the event and accept the consequences. But I was wrong, wholly wrong to allow him to visit her a second time; but now that the mischief is done--" Judge Ostrander was not listening. "I have a question to put you," said he, when he realised that she had ceased speaking. "Oliver was never a fool. When he was told who your daughter was what did he say of the coincidence which made him the lover of the woman against whose father hie father had uttered sentence of death? Didn't he marvel and call it extraordi nary--the work of the devllf* "Possibly; but if he did It was not In any conversation he had with me." "And your daughter? Was he as close-mouthsd in speaking of me to her as he was to you?" "I have no doubt of It Reuther be trays no knowledge of you or of your habits, and has never expressed but one curiosity in your regard. Ae you can Imagine what that Is, I will not mention It." "You are at liberty to. I have list ened to much and can well listen to a little more." "Judge, she Is of a very*affecticnate nature, and her appreciation of your son's virtues is very great. Though her conception of yourself is naturally NOI FOR SHORT, VUtt. SKIRTS ADAPTlD FOR SLIM FIGURES. Average Woman «f MMdle Age Will Find It Hard to Wear the Coming / Style*--One of the New •: Picture Hats.- , Although the outline of the moment cannot be said to be "early Victorian," because of the generous dimensions of the waist, it is yet true that from the waist down the newest outline recall* the quaint fashions which were in vo gue when the great Queen Victoria was a young girl. There is the same very short, and very full skirt and--more often than not--the same shapeless coatee which opeiu in front over a little lace or tulle chemisette. It may be said at once that the gowns of the immediate future will be exceedingly attractive when worn by Just the right girl or woman,, but It Is hard to see how they can be made possible for the average woman of thirty-five or forty. Of course, it Is true that our dress makers are clever at arranging and al tering existing styles to suit individual forms, but at the same time the fact remains that a very short, full skirt can never look really well on a stout figure. The illustration shows one of the new picture hats made of white vel vet The fiat brim is double and the trimmings consist of a quaint cockade made of black moire ribbon and sable. This model has been carried out in dark blue mirror velvet and also In a heavy make of black satin. The important point is that the trim ming should be quite small, but uneom- *1 Can Well Listen to a Little Mors.* a very vague one. It Is only to be expected that she should wonder how you could live so long without a visit from Oliver." His lips took a strange twist There was self-contempt in It, and some other very peculiar and contradictory' emotion. But when this semblance of a smile had passed it was no longer Oliver's father she saw before her, but the county's judge. Even his tone partook of the change as he dryly re marked : "What you have told me concerning your daughter and my son is very in teresting. But it was not for the simple purpose of informing me that this untoward engagement was at an end that you came to Shelby. You have another purpose. What is It? I can remain with you just five min utes longer." Five minutes! It only takes one to kill a hope, but five are far too few for the reconstruction of one. But she gave no sign of her secret doubts, as she plunged at once into her sub ject. "I will be brief," said she; "as brief as any mother can be who is pleading for her ^daughter's life as well as hap piness. Reuther has no real ailment but her constitution is abnormally weak, and she will die of thiB grief if some miracle does not save her. Strong as her will Is, determined as she ie to do her duty at all cost, she h?.r very little physical stamina. S*"?' Here is her photograph, taken but a short time ago. Look at it, 1 beg. See what she was like when life was full of hope; and then imagine her with all hope eliminated." "Excuse me. What use? I can do nothing. I am very sorry for the child, but--" His very attitude showed his disinclination to look at the pictura. (TO BE CONTINUED,) An Early Spring Model by "Jane," a White Velvet Hat With a Doublt Brim and Quaint Cocarde of Sable qnd Moire Ribbon. mon and original. Flat brimmed hats of this order will be very popular all through the spring and summer. They will not be exaggeratedly large and the trimming will always be of the simplest description. This is a shape which may be said to be universally becoming, and for this reason we find it revived again and again. LAST WORD IN RIBBON STYLES Excelsior. "You can never tell these days," r8 marked the man in the. armchair, "where the uplift will bob up next Every time there are several consecu tive days of rain and gloomy weather I oxpoct to read how a committee of earnest persons has got together ana organized a Society for the Promotion of Higher Barometric Conditions." What It Really Amounts To. A man who brags about having plain is usually trying to Physicians Have Found Work to Be as Effective as Rest, If Not More So. Some physicians are finding that work is quite as effective a cure for nervous disorders as rest ever was--if not morQ so. How one doctor Is prov ing this is told In the Survey. He is Dr. Herbert J. Hall of Marblehead., Mass. Doctor Hall discovered that the pa tient must feel "the call of the job" if a cure is to be effected. So in 1S95 he established a workshop in Marblehead wherein patients, supervised and taught by expert*,, are now making ar ticles that are salable and are getting wages for their products. Weaving, foment work, dyeing and pottery have been the most successful trades. Jew elry and metal work have proved too trying for untrained and unhappy pa tients to carry through and sell profit ably. But In the other occupations about seven thousand dollars' worth of merchandise has been made and sold Population of India. The population of British India Is given as 231,085,132. The figures are for some ten years ago, and it would not be far out of the way to put the present population at 235,000,000. One of the Indian princes recently de clared that if called upon India could furnish an army of between seven and ten millions of men. neve# contained more than thirty-eight workers at a time, many of whom worked only a few hours a day. Commenting on this Dr. Richard C. Cabot says: "When Doctor Hall Joined his squad of neurasthenics to the ranks of the Industrial army he added his contribution not only to therapeutics, but to sociology. He attacked ths problem of the sub-staudafd worker-- handicapped in the race of industry, but not necessarily excluded from that inspiring company. He attacked a problem which faces all who deal with the consumptive, the alcoholic, ths chronic Insane and in fact all chronlo invalids, no matter what their disease. Rich or poor, they all need work, for without it they degenerate. mentally £ Lawyer's Versatility.' It seems that a lawyer is something of a carpenter. He can file a bill, split a hair, chop logic, dovetail an an entry, get up a Indictment, empanel in a box, bore a client, sad ether like Matters of Importance Which Wo^en Will Do Well to Keep in the Memory. Watch out for velvet ribbons. They are to be used very freely this spring and summer for dress trimmings. Also be on the lookout for taffeta ribbons in narrow styles not over an Inch and one-half wide with corded edges and rather thin texture. These will be broadly used and espe cially smart in the new colorings. In the millinery field, the vogue for ribbon trimmings will follow that which now exists for vegetable trim mings. Plaided effects will enter as well as satin ribbons in black and In .black and white effects. It is possible for hat trimmings to become very dependent upon ribbon trimmings this season. The band and streamer styles are Indicated as well as brim facings of ribbons. Bciigall^c an* vc'."z rtfctrnrarf on the tapis. Embroideries of narrow velT%t rib bon and soutache braids will be smart trimmings for cloth, muslin and silk dresses. NOT HARD TO CLEAN HATS Little Need to Despair When Matter of Renovation Becomea a dress ing Necessity. A quick and effective way to clean white felt hats is to make a paste of flour and gasoline, rub it into the hat and hang it In the air. When dry it will look Just like new, with all dust and finger marks gone. To clean white plumes, take one quart of gasoline and divide it Into COMMENT ON SPRING STYLES AFTERNOON MODEL 3' Worth model afternoon gown. Skirt is of blue taffeta with red flowers, very full skirt, shirred; dark blue satin waist and band around skirt Hat is Napoleonic shape from Worth,, color of the roses In the skirt* with cerise velvet trimming. Parasol Is of dark blue silk. two parts, just a little more In one part than In the other. Take one cup of flour and mix with the larger part, then shake the plume thoroughly in this part and rinse it in the smaller part Shake well in the air to dry and to destroy the odor of the gaso line. The tinsel braids and ribbons that are so much used at present can be cleaned or refreshed by washing them with a toothbrush that has been dipped first in suds and then in am monia. A good way to clean Children's bon nets made from Angora wool 1b to dust talcum powder through them, rubbing them in the hands as if washing. Lay them away for half a day, then remove all traces of powder by shaking. They will bie aa white and fluffy as when new. DESIGNED FOR THE EVENING Costumer** Triumph Made Manifest in Selection of Colors for This Charming Gown. The evening gown shown In the drawing would have been striking whatever colors had been chosen for Its design, but developed in black and white it has acquired distinction. The graceful fall of lace over the shoulder a jury, put court, chisel . riv,-/ •rS Designs Vary Greatly From Those That Have Been Popular Dur- ( lng the Winter Months. The new spring dresses represent change In silhouette, crlspness of ma terials and novelty in designs. As the season advances the skirts are growing wider and wider, having already reached the three-and-one-half-yard width. The normal and the high waist line are both seen. Coat dresses include military effects, bolero Jackets and various Dutch, Rus sian and peasant effecta, suggesting the coat in the bodice of the dress. Taffeta and faille constitute many smart models with boleroB braided in gold, siji/er or in matching soutache. Flounces, ruffles and even draperies are ustid. When the altirt doo9 nut reach below the ankles, the waist line Is shortened. w;ith longer skills ths normal waist line is used. v in addition to full circular skirts there are gored, aox-plaited, accordion- plaited and side-plaited skirts. Varl- - -"'i "4s with the rich black velvet of the "corselet" girdle showing through, a most artistic effect has been achieved. The fall of lace over the shoulder has been weighted on the points with pearl tassels. The little tucker which shows at front and back of the corsage is of shirred white tulle. Of this the tunic is formed and Joined to the bodice at the line of the hip with a full rucking of the same. This tunic is spangled with silver sequins to the depth of a foot from Ae lower edge. The skirt of white satin is caught In the back drapery with pale yellow rosea ous types of yokes are used, some be ing deep enough to reach below the hip line, while others are short in pointed, scalloped or straight finish. Some have a heading of the material to give a high-walsted finish. Clusters of tucks of graduating widths, or wide tucks arranged about six inches apart from the skirt edge to the knee, make a practical trimming. Models of silk and other soft fabrics^ have pumnga and pleatings at the skirt edge. Tail ored dresses have various kinds of pockets with fancy flaps of trimming or sfelf material. . Taffeta Petticoats. W>r the first time in several seasons the taffeta petticoat 1b again fashion able. Now that the distended dresses are becoming the vogue, the demand for the taffeta petticoat must surely follow. T5y way of compromise, .leap taffeta flounces are used on petticoats of the softer silks. Uusually such com binations of materials are made In matching colors, as it Is undesirable to call attention to the difference la the texture of. the fabric. / * W,FEVERISH, SOT took, Mother! If toogus to coated, give "California ,4 •• Syrup of Fig*.* ^\|f| Children love this "fruit laxative^' and nothing else cleanses the t*nd«|f stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.^. , A child simply will not stop playlnfT to empty the bowels, and the result til they become tightly clogged with, waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach yours, then your little one becomes trass, half-sick, feverish, don't eaL Sleep or act naturally, breath 1B ba4 system full of cold, has sore throat, stomach-ache or diarrhoea. LlBtefe. Mother! See if tongue is coated, thenr give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Pigs," and in a few hours all the constipated Waste, sour bile and . Undigested food passes out of the sys»;• tem, and you have a well child again. Millions of mothers give "California Syrup of Figs" because it is perfect^ ' harmless; children love it, and it net- er fails to act on the stomach, liver and bowels. , • Ask at the store fdr a 50-^ant bottls of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children ~ of all ages and for grov/n-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv. ' . ^ The wise bachelor praises the cook ing of his friend's wife--and gets an other Invitation to dinner. Sailer's White Bonanza Oate, Hade C. J. Johnson of Lincoln On, Minn., famous in growing 243 bushels from 2% bushels sown last spring. Can yon beat that in 1915? Wont you try? This great Oat has tafet. e n m o r s p r i z e s a n d given bigger and larger y i e l d s t hroughout the United States than a n y O a t known. It's e n o rmously prolific. Juffc the Oat for Iowa, Minn., Wis., 111., Ind., Mich., Ohio, Neb., and Missouri. We are America's headquarters for Alfalfa and Potatoes Timothy, Clovers and Farm Seeds. For 10o In Postags We gladly mail our Catalog and sample package of Ten Fa mous Farm Seeds, including Speltz, "The Cereal Wonder; Rejuvenated White Bonanza Oats, "The Prize Winner;" Bil lion Dollar Grass; Teosinte, the Silo Filler, etc., etc. Or Send 12o And we will mail you our big Catalog and six generous packages of Early Cabbage, Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Radish, Onion--furnishing lots and lots of juicy delicious Vegetables during the early Spring and Summer. Or send to John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box 700, Lit Crosse, Wis., twenty cents and receive both above collec tions and their big catalog. ft ft # When hope will make a man forget that he Is hungry It Is well to culti vate the bright star. NEGLECT YOUR SCAUP And Lose Your Hair. Cuticura Pre vents It. Trial Free. Cuticura Soap shampoos cleanss and purify the scalp of dandruff while the Ointment soothes and heals ths irritated scalp skin. Dandruff and Itching are hair destroyers. Get a*» quainted with these supercreamy emol* llents for the skin and scalp. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XT- Boston. Sold everywhere.--Adv. There Is nothing new under the sun. All the good excuses have already been made. ThU wm Interest Kotkwl. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chlldre* to;. Ee-.iE.clic, Eci Stomacfc, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels aod deBtroy worms. They break up Colds in 24 hours. They are so pleasant to talje Children like them. Used by mothers tor W rears. All Druggists, 25c. Bample FEW. Aw dress. A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Light Enough. Flatbush--I see artificial flower^for millinery are being made to inclos#. tiny incandescent lamps, which can be supplied with current from storage batteries bidden inside their wearer's hats. Bensonhurst--Can it be possible that fashionable women want their heads to be any lighter? Long-Felt Want. Flatbusn--I see a novelty Is a; tele scoping phonograph horn, made of a number of sections which slidp to gether for convenience in carrying. Bensonhurst--We don't care so much about the horn, but what I'd like to see is something that would shht up a neighbor's phonograph. Strategic Elementa. The Wife (purchasing new gown)-- Of course, It's quite nice, but there to nothing military about the cut of it. , The Husband--On the contrary, tt..-. reminds me of a series of tight cor ners, very difficult to get out of.--Lon don Opinion. Not by a Long Way. "Let me see, now," said the WIS#* ter at the christening, dipping his pes Into the ink to record the event. "Isnl^ this the 27th?" "I should say-not," retorted the Ik dignant mother; "It Is only the ninths identification. "That handsome woman over thers is a widow of One of the Jaggs brotjb» ers." of? Which brother^ is fhs ths wiioljF' > • "The dead one. London consumea $7,850,009 rt wine yearly.