r 1- , /ft . vwrw® -«*^w •: "'""ft 1";'^--;*W * .VllmiB»iw. 4 •; - ,, ./ - ̂ 'l";u"̂ 'r' ?#£:•£ r" >7" * 4" ; •••iiwMiya'r'i '~"i f liii'irniV'r ^ffn«aiwLai fpi< rnmr nrnmnr̂ vviLmrm^wtr̂ enmiBttT' eeix »/ l^,^!ll^|»-^l,lytfri, ^ ,y^,, ^ { -•*--j ?F~ ,5*S#*8 " ̂ ? * ' '»J - V , . ' ' • " . J ! * - « '- • •• »' jr. • . I . A „' - WOMEN TURN TO ONE-PIECE Jf y*^ » $•*(»j > It Chiefly Because ofGrow ing Aversion to Marked Waistline. $ "fc -'. * . ;;W--r FINALLY ADOPT FRENCH IDEA ?•- i Americans, After Year# of Opposition, Decide That Feminine m Well as Masculine 8hirttleeves Should Be Hidden. New York.--There Is no doubt that U»e Increasing popularity of woolen Jersey has solved several problems of Importance for many women. It has jfoeen difficult to find a suitable com promise between serge and muslin for trarm, leather. When that weave known as Jersey made its appearance In sweaters. It *was greeted with en thusiasm, for there were undoubted ' disadvantages in the knitted garment l»i hot days, and there has come about inich a rooted aversion to the marked -%aistline, or, rather, the admission of |t by leaving it uncovered, that every 'v.ftoin&n, slim or stout, desires a sack some kind to drop from shoulders to hips. In jersey one-piece frocks they find the right substitute for the akirt and separate blouse. The French have always been the strongest opponents of that keenly drawn division of the skirt from the bodice, and even after they adopted the Anglo-Saxon coat and skirt made of mannish suitings. Severely built, they did not remove the jacket in the bouse. In those days we were In the habit of laughing at them and showing at all times a rather contemptuous atti tude toward their abuse, as we said, This frock of gray jersey has organ die ruffles at neck and wrists. Pockets •re braided with gray silk. The but tons are silver and the belt of blue suede. ^ of the type of apparel we had made famous. When Americans in Paris went about on hot days without a coat, wearing a dark skirt and white lingerie blouse, the little midinettes at the noon hour were wont to turn and laugh in that provocative manner in which the French women are adept. We thought they were ignorant of the proper way to treat a coat suit. We hated to hear that laugh of derision intended for "women who turned out on the streets In their shirtsleeves, which even the Fnmch workman did not do," as they put it, but we acted in a like contemptuous manner, and each, side thought It had drawn blood, as it were. When Americans turned Into the tea places where there was dancing after live o'clock and found women dancing with their jackets on, we wondered how they stood the discomfort of it, and we immediately took off our coats to show elaborately embroidered chif fon blouses which we thought very suitable indeed. Evidently the Parisi- enne did not think so, from the uplift ed eyebrows that greeted the costume. But America is usually, toplofty at first and imitative In the end. The several seasons of amused -ierision on the part of the French for the woman In shirtsleeves finally began to have its effect and sensitive souls began to k<eep oil their coats in public places. Covering the Shift Sleeves. Then the Americans went over wholeheartedly to the French idea" that a woman, as well as a man, must hide ber white shirt sleeves. It was found ed, you see, on the right artistic idea as well as on good taste. The control ling reason behind the French attitude was the one that rules whatever the French do in dress: which is to make the best of the human figure and give It as good an outline as art aind nature combined can produce. Today It is exceedingly difficult to make an American woinun 'appear in her shirt sleeves in public; in the pri vacy of her own home, yes; bitt even there she finds a one-piece frock faf more artistic than a cloth skirt with a separate white blouse. It is because she has discovered, after many years, that the figure looks infinitely better and more graceful with a long line reaching from neck to hips, that she wears a sweater constantly in the house. She has begun to feel that the waistline should be obliterated at all costs. In this frame of mind she naturally turns to the gown cut in one piece, hanging in a long line. It allows her to comfort herself with the thought that, even if her waist is too thick in front and her skirt rides, these deficiencies are covered up by the frock or coat that, charitably a trifle too high in the waistband, passed them b7 without re vealing them to the onlooker. Long Line Under the Arms. So insistent have the women be come hpon hiding the waist, except by the merest fraction of a supple curve, that the dressmakers are pleas ing them by Introducing drapery un der the arms which hangs below the knees. It is transparent, this drapery, and floats about in the air as the wear er uses her arms, but it fulfills its mis sion of straightening out the figure in an admirable manner. It cannot be em ployed on an informal frock, the kind that one would wear between the hours of eight in the morning and seven in the evening, but on any type of eve ning frock, it is well placed. Another method that the dressmak ers have of catering to the concealment of the waistline is the use of the elab orate cape of tulle or lace that goes over the slionlders and extends to the tips of the fingers. The fashion for lace of any ltind gives one a variety of methods of draping the body line in a lissome manner. In daytime frocks the long line Is given by the Use of braid, of ribbon, of plaiting and em broidery. There are also glorified sus penders of ornamentation that are at tached to skirts with chiffon blouses that give the correct and desired sil houette. They do not extend over the front and back of the frock, but pass Over the shoulders, reach to the hips, widening as they go under the arms, and are often loosely belted in at the waist by one or more of the draped girdles that attach themselves to every kind of gown this season. These suspenders, by the way, should prove an inspiration to the woman who wants to bring the gowns she possesses into the present picture. If she has a dark silk or cloth skirt, for example, with a thin blouse to match in color, she can easily bring the two into a composite whole by the addition of this skeletonized jacket of em broidery, or soutaching on net. Lace Is Rioting Over Clothes* The experts prophesied a revival of lace in the immediate future ana the knowledge they possessed, proved exact. Lace positively riots over the new clothes, it is used for entire "frocks, for long wraps, for parasols, negligees, petticoats, coats and eve ning frock drapery. There is surely some economical rea son behind this furore for a valuable and not easily procured article of dress. It is quite evident that the French wish to make lace the high fashion in order to give employment to the thousands of needleworkers of its own country and those who have come from Belgium and who have to be supported by the French govern ment. This strain of caring for the homeless of the neighboring country la telling on France, for, in addition to the prisoners she has taken, tlie num ber of alien mouths in which she has to put food, constitute a small nation. Therefore, to give the Belgians and the French widows work, all sorts of in dustries have been revived and encour aged, especially those that will have a good chance of bringing in American dollars converted Into francs. In Amer ica, we are minus needleworkers of importance, so the major portion of what we must use, comes from the lacemaking centers of Europe. The fashion for it may lead to a foolish and inartistic application of cheap and taw dry laces to frocks, and a mass of it where it should be avoided, but, so far, there is no diminution of the fashion which came into its first bloom as the spring openings were held. ^Copyright, 1917. by the McClure Newspa per Syndicate.) Met and Siik Nightgowns. Nightgowns of white net over pink crepe slips have yokes trimmed with filet or val lace and ribbons. PRETTY APRON-OF-ALL-WORK Embroidering Such an Article of Ap parel May Seem Rediculoua^ but It Is Worth Effort. * Did it ever occur to you to embroid er a work apron? While this may found ridiculous at first, the finished fesult is pretty enough to warrant In vestigation into the subject. You see, the apron is a cover-tfil affair of white cotton ribbed matrelal with fine blue fltripes an Inch apart. The . apron apens in front as far as the waist line, god is closed by means of pairs of pearl buttons sewed on with blue satin •otton and loops of the cotton crochet- in plain «:hainstitch. if Across the front of the apron on the Waist are embroidered sprays of flow ers, all in blue, most of the sprays out- ' lined,, but a few of the petals being Ailed in with satin stitches. The apron is cut with kimono sleeves and 7 lis fullness held itf with a belt. Along the edge of belt and sleeves a fancy buttonholing has been' employed. b£- to»C done with the blue cotton. After #- tile buttonholing has been used to fin-' ish off these edges a crocheted edge (which can be imitated with the but tonhole needle) still further embel lishes sleeves and belt. The beauty, of such an apron is that it does not look like an apron. One can wear it through the morning as a work frock, or slip it on in the eve ning over a good dress, where it will form a protective cov&r-all, but not look" so worklike as the over-all of gingham. And it should not take an awful long time to make. < ' A New Trimming. Silk mosaic might be the name of an Interesting sort of trimming ap plied to a charming set consisting of hat, cape and muff. The three pieced were made of gray taffeta, and each was trimmed with a floral design--the flowers were suggestive of hydrangeas --in shades of lavender and pink. The design was formed with tiny squares of silk glued to the surface of the taffeta. ELECTRIFICATION OF SUBURBAN ROAD HOME-PLANNING IN COUNTRY if. V PASSENGER COACH ON BUENOS AIRES-TIQRE ROAD. Tlgre, one of the most popular pleas ure resorts for the people of Buenos Aires, was recently linked with the capital city by the completion of the electrification of a suburban railroad. Tigre lies on the Plata river about rwenty-seven miles above Buenos Aires, and for some years the Increas ing flow of people between the city and the pleasure grounds, or rather boating waters, was by means of boats and the steam railroads. The contin ued increase in the popularity of Tl- ?re, however, necessitated better pas senger-traffic facilities than those pre vailing, and notwithstanding the dis turbed conditions of the world, the work of electrification of the route to Tlgre has continued with little inter ruption. The road belongs to^he Cen tral Argentine system. The electric alternating current is produced at 20.000 volts at a main pow er plant near the Tigre end of the road and transmitted to substations by un derground cables. A third rail con veys the current to the trains. The coaches are of the multiple sys tem, the unit consisting of one motor coach having two motors and a trailer coach. The standard train will have two units or four coaches, but may be Increased to six units or twelve coaches. All of the coaches have cen- ROADS IN PANAMA Three Important Projects Now Under Consideration. > j tral as well as end doors, and are thus ! equipped for the easy ingress and egress of crowds. ; The .new electric service will not only facilitate travel between Buenos Aires and Tigre, but the various su burban villages through which the roajl passes will be equally benefited. Towns and villages are numerous along the route, and many business men of the city have thei* homes In these subur- jban sections. In the past the steam railways have operated from 30 to 50 trains a day between the capital and Tigre, from which fact we obtain an idea of the enormous amount of travel. With more modern facilities, the whole region along the electric line^seems likely to be more popular thati in the past. Tlgre Is often referred to as "Little Venice." Its location at the confluence of the Tlgre and the broad La Plata, | together with the numerous islands of jthe vicinity, especially favor aquatic sports. These the Argentine has devel oped on a large scale, and the various contests in season never fail to draw enthusiastic crowds. There are beau tiful gardens, vine-clad cottages, fine shade trees, and on the- mtfin shore 5 the splendid hotels and amusement pa- | vilions offer every facility for pleasure land entertainment. - ENGINE OPERATES CAR DOOR RAPID TRANSPORTATION AIM First Is Construction of Military Line Connecting Punta de Toro With Fort of San Lorenzo at . Mouth of Chcgnes Rivsr. Three important railroad projects as part of a defense scheme for the Pan ama canal hnve been under considera tion for some time and present condi tions are likely to hasten their comple tion, says Indianapolis News. First of these is the building of a military railroad connecting Punta de Toro with the ruined fort of San Lorenzo at the mouth of the Chagres river. The latter point, which figured prominently In the history of the isthmus under Spanish rule, commands the entrance of the Chagres river which admits of easy approach by water to the Gatun locks. As a fortified position it would also have to be reckoned with by any military expedition directed at the cit ies of Colon or Panama. The primary object in the construction of the road is the rapid transportation of troops and military equipment from Fort Sherman to San Lorenzo in case hos tilities were attempted by way of the Chagres. The road will be six to eight miles long and will be of five-foot gauge, the standard in use on the Pan ama railroad. The road will be part of an elaborate defense scheme and will cost from $7.rK),000 to $800,000. Two Other Projects. Two other roads are projected which are not primarily of military charac ter, but would be useful In case of hos tilities. The Panama national assem bly has a bill under consideration pro viding for the construction of a rail road in the province of Cliiriqui ex tending from the town of La Concep tion through Divala to a point in the bay known as Charco Azul to be de termined on later. The line will be a branch of the Chiriqui railroad now in operation. It is expected to aid great ly in the industrial development of Chiriqui, one of the richest and most fertile sections of the country. The assembly is also considering the con struction by the United States and Panama jointly of a series of railroads and highways connecting the cities of Panama and Colon with points In the interior. Such roads, it is believed, would help the growth of the cities as well as the development of the In terior. Under the provisions of a pro posed bill Panama Is to pay 50 per cent of the cost' of construction and the executive is authorized to treat with the United States government through a special mission. Whole Farm Layout Should Be Skstjthed «nd Studied B«for«| 4p)f Buildings Are Srected., v. Put the bouse, if possible, on an eloi- nence, or rise, facing east or south, with a gentle slope away from the front. Don't build too near the road, jpor yet too far back--150 to 250 feet will generally be about right. „ Don't, don't ever put the barn and tot buildings In front of the house. The only logical place for these Is In the rear and hidden, if practicable, by trees, vines and shrubbery. Before building, give study and lime to planning the whole fai'm lay out, Progressive Fanner advises. Doing this may save many later re grets. Take paper and poncil, and, with ;he aid of the family, sketch the <_rfounds as they should lie when the building and planting scheme is com pleted. It may and probably will l>e years before all details of building and planting are completed, but then ihere will be a harmonious, pleasing whole. Aim at an ideal aid come as near reaching it as possible. As never before', convenience and simple dignity are the aiiiM Of house building. A compact, wt 11-arranged *plan saves steps for the housewife And likewise building materials. . Put in plumbing ami wiring as the house is built. Every live, ftustlinjr farmer these days should aim at noth ing less thah waterworks, a sewage disposal system and electric lights, oi at least an acetylene lighting system. Make the farm home fit its surround ings ; the country is no place for osten tatious show. Multitudes of gables, bay windows and vivid-tinted paints jar especially in country houses, be cause they gi$ an air of artificiality among nature's harmonies of coloring. Have an open grass lawn. How ever well designed and built a house may be, if it has no green lawn in front it*is incomplete. Make the lawn open and free from shrubs or flowers except at the borders. Frame the whole picture with flow ering shrubs and trees.Directly in front of and near the house is no place for trees, however beautiful they may be; rather place them at the Side »tnd toward 'the back, bordering them v(|th flowering shrubs like the crape myrtle, and these, In turn, with banks of the easily grown flowering annuals like zinnias and salvia. Put vines, preferably a hardy ever green like the English ivy, over un sightly fences, stumps and walls. Make stately, cool avenues of the hot, dusty lanes by bordering thbui with pecan trees. •• FARMERS ARE WOBKIRI HARBER And using their feet more than ever before. Por all these workers tte frequent use of Allen's Foot--Ease, the antiseptic powder to he shaken into the shoes and sprinkled in the loot-lith, increases their efficiency and la- tores needed physical comfort. It takes the Friction from the Shoe, freshens the feet, and prevents tired, aching and blistered feet. Women everywhere ate constant users of Allen s Foot™Ease. Don't get foot sore, get Allen's Foot-Ease. Bold by dealers every where, 25c.--Adv. Men who lack Imagination are often forced to adopt the expedient of telling the troth. 8he Knew Htm. -U "Did you make these biscuit, , "I did." "They're smaller than usual, arent they?" - . *; «' "They are. That'S-io yofc'll have k|| to find fault with." Pedple who are too anxious to live on velvet soon get called on the carpet. . it v Safe Deduction. SlmBon--I wonder where the ateptaf* der Is? Mrs. S.--Willie had It last. £ Slmsoa--Then it must be in the Pi* try. , .Organize Farm Help. Several Canadian municipalitliMi have taken steps to organize for farm help and greater production. What is Castoria CASTORIA la a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guai* ' antee. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the reiie# ; of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverish- ^ ness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowel̂ ; aids the assimilation of Food * giving healthy and natural alee ̂? ̂ ; The Children's Panacea--The Mother's Friend. I The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for ot€t̂ 'L' 80 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under 4 his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this!#.- All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just*as-Good" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and • Children--Experience against Experiment. Genuine Castoria always bears fche signature of • . 3 1 £ Pneumatic Motor Opens or Closes Rail- • Way1 Car Door and Is Contf-olled by Push'Button. For opening and .closing heavy car doors a pneumatic motor of a new type lias been brought out recently by a car-heating company. The control of the motor Is electro-pneumatic, by means of valves placed on each side. The air is cut off from the engine at each end of the stroke, which econo mizes the air used and also permits at mospheric check, or cushioning, so that the door does not slam. There is a safety feature which permits a passen ger to hold up the door in case of pre mature closing; and if clothing is caught in it, the door may be pushed German Engine Is Fast. An internal combustion locomotive of German invention that uses crude oil for fuel, frequently attains a speed of 60 miles an hour.. Use Wood Preservatives. • -Russian railroads protect ties and telegraph poles against decay by soak ing them for several months before use in strong brine. "Weekly Payments" for Wives. Generally speaking, says a writer In the Wide World Magazine, a Soudan ese is content with one wife, but the j marriage law s vary considerably anioug I different tribes, though all have much 1 tii common. A uian buys his wife, or j rat Iter gives the value agreed upon-- cash in prosperous towns like Oiudur- j man, and cattle aud grain in the coun- . try. Half of the amount is usually hand- led over to the bride's people before j marriage, and is spent on wedding ft>s- tivities; the remainder Is paid by in stallments. You get your wife, in short, on the hire-purchase system; the mot to of Soudanese fathers-in-law, where eligible daughters are concerned, is evi dently "Weekly payments taken." The price of a wife varies considerably. In Onulurman, where the natives are well- to-do, a wife costs from *75 to $150, or £ven more. There is no restriction up on the number of wives a man may have; a wife is regarded as so much personal property, und valued accord ingly. New Pneumatic Engine. open five .inches, but thi^ is the limit of emergency oi>ening, as there Is a positive stop to prevent a false open ing. The engine is extremely light, the cylinders being of brass tubing. The arm, rack, and pinion are of cast steel. Opening and closing of the door are controlled by a standard push button. A number of the motors are in use on the New York Municipal railroad.4 TRAINING FOR COLLEGE MEN Chance Offered Them to Secure Re sponsible Positions in Freight De partment of Railroad. Opportunity for ambitious young men, university graduates preferred, to secure training which will fit them for responsible positions In the freight department of a certain railroad In the South is offered through the appren tice squad which that railway has organized in its general freight office in Atlanta. Authorities of leading Southern uni versities have been asked to recom mend deserving young graduates wl» may be listed for places on this squad, but applications of young men who have only completed high school courses, but are otherwise acceptable, will also be given consideration. The squad members are started at $40 per month and advanced to $50 after six months if their progress has been sat isfactory. Lessens Learned in Sleep. Lessons have been learned and diffi cult problems solved while in sound slumber. A young girl, through the death of her father, was told that she must leave school unless she passed an ex amination which would entitled her to a scholarship. She studied assiduous ly, and on one occasion carried her school books to her bedroom, intending to rise early the next day for the pur pose of study. In the morning, on looking over her lessons, she was sur prised to find that she already knew them. This happened for several suc ceeding days, when she mentioned the circumstances to her mother, who de termined to watch her. This she did, and observed the girl get up as soon as it was light, appiy herself to her lessons, and then return to bed. When awake she had no Idea of what die had done. W. L. DOUGLAS "THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE" $3 $3.50 $4 $4.50 $5 $6 $7 & SB MpgRŵ Save Money by Wearing W. L Douglas shoes. For sale by over9000 shoe dealers. The Best Known Shoes in the World. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on die bottom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed ami the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The retail prices ace the same everywhere. They cast no not* in San Francisco than they do in New York. They are always worth the price paid for them. ' I 'he quality of W. L. Douglas product is g-;s:?anteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in die Fashion Centres of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass. by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money Can buy. Ask your shoe dealer far W. I-Douglas shoes. If he can not supply yon with the kind you want, take no other make. Write for interesting booklet explaining how to Set shoes of the highest standard of quality for the prloe, TJJ •» , «i y return mail, postage free. SnOfle LOOK FOR W. L. Douglas (g JTcn ri name and the retail price $3.00 $2.50 ft $2*00 •tamped on the bottom. President ^W.Iu Donglas Shoe Co.. BEWARE SUBSTITUTES 185 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. Open-Afr Exercise and Carter's Little Liver Pills are two splendid things If you eta For Constipation j *t get all the exercise you should have^'Will! SmH>osc IMMlrriCg CARTERS ITTLE PILLS. the more important that you have the other tried-and-true remedy for a tor pid liver and bowels which don't act freely and naturally. Take one pill every night; mora when you're sure Its necessary. Genuine bear* signature CHALKY. COLORLESS COMPLEXIONS NEED CARTER'S IRON PILLS irs FAREWELL TO 0LGA NOW Want Law Repealed. Railroads operating in New Jersey are attempting to have the full-crew bill, repealed. , 8tartlng a Locomotive. " When starting, a locomotive puffs fl™ times to ons revolution of the driv ing wheel. Railway Traffic in $f>ain. "Railway traffic In Spain is to be placed under the control of committees headed by the director general of the public works. Straight Piece of Road. There is in New Zealand a railroad that runs in a perfectly straight line for 136 miles. European Record Broken. "An American-built locomotive reoeflt- ly broke the EurojwaA record for hearj hauling. - Dishes From the Indians. The early American colonists adopt ed certain dishes from the Indians, among them samp, which is coming into popularity once again today. Roger Williams is credited with having de scribed this as "Indian corn beaten and bolted and eaten hot or cold with milk or butter." "Hominy" was the term applied., to maize boiled with alkali, which removed the outer skin of the grain, leaving the inner part soft and good to eat. "Hoe Cake." popular with the negroes of the South, Is said to have been adopted from the Indians who once inhabited that section of the United States. Qualified. "See here, you little ruffian. I'll teach you to throw stones at my chickens," shouted the angry matron to the boy next door. "Well, if you want to teach me the same method you use when you throw them at my £at I'll go elsewhere for instruction," snickered the little ruf fian. whose father was a college pro fessor. Not Womanlike. , "Do you see a face i^ the npooa, dear?" said the sweet young thing. "Yes." he replied. "Does it seem like a man or a wom an?" "Like a tnno, dear. It's altogether too still to be like a woman." * Sassafras Tea. ~ Tea made from sassafras root, once so common a beVeroge under the name Of "saloop," is still used to some ex tent in parts of the United States, both in the home and commercially. No Longer Will the Beautiful Nihilist Qrip Readers of Russian Novels, and Short Stories. Czarlsm having vanished from the Russian scheme, we are preparing to take leave of several friends long en deared to us by many a novel and short story. We shall miss Olga, the beautiful nihilist, very much, declares the London Globe. She had so many tones of voices, but her chief tones were either langorous or tense. The former was used when she was striving to fascinate the tall young Englishman from the embassy in Pe- trograd; the latter when Olga was getting on with her life work of blow ing up disagreeable governors with bombs. We generally noticed it was Olga who was selected to project the disin tegrating missile Into the bad gover nor's sleigh. Her men friends simply sat around and egged her on, and alluded to her in admiring tones as the "Daughter of freedom" (or of the "Revolution" or something). We also noticed another thing about Olga, and that was, that If she was not named Olga she was called Vera. Or vice versa. But, Olga or Vera, we shall miss her very much, with her eyes "dark as night." We never knew how much we liked her tili we read a real Rus sian novel and found nobody in It re sembling her at all. HYIKMA MADE FIOK THE HIGHEST QAK09MN WHEAT COOKS !M2NIX1RES. COOK BOOK FRfB SKINNER MFG. CO OMAHA, U.S.A. We Want a Young Man. Of good standing and business abil ity to represent us in this section, or ganizing the producers for the purpose of selling direct to consumers. Liberal compensation to the right man. Write Farm to Table Association. Inc., 171 Hadlson Avenue, New York.--Adv. At the Club. "You look tired, old man." "Well, why shouldn't I? Going up on the subway tonight I couldn't get a seat." "Bad enough." "When I got to my apartment house I couldn't sit down In the elevator 'cause there were two women in It." "Hard luck." "And when I reached my apartment I found my wife had put In her time today varnishing all the chairs." WHO is BLAME TYPHOID Women as well as mea are made miserable by 'T,f\ kidney and bladder trou- - ble. Thousands recom mend Dr. Kllmtr'i Swamp-Root, the freat kidney medicine. At drug-gists in ftfty- cent and dollar sizes. Tou may receive a saniple sire bottle by Parcel Post, also pamphlet telling' about it. Address Dr. Kilmer it Co., Binjthamtor.. N. Y., and enclose ten cents, also mention this papar. to no more neceutf? thanSmallpox. Ai^ experience has tbe almost felraculous e*0L CS&« and bannlessnen. ol Antityphoid VaucinatidB. Be vaccinated NOW by ycur physicists, you aat jnhi family. It is more vital than house i;.3^runaa» Ask your physician, linnjsfctt. or seni for yen bad Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccina, sesulu from use, aud djuifier from Typhoid Cartleab Practicing Vaccina* tod Serumt iindar U . S. LIomNS TIm Cutter UNratary, B*ri«l«y, Calu Cbieit*. Kill All Flies! flea*-. aad ktfcril ftba. d«*n, omaiDMttl, --iTwniml, UailMMkiZ Daisy rly MmwlMl by 9Ua» imkoio soaauta, iso e« iuu «»i. ukooklvn. • factory Is planned for South Caro lina to make a starch from sweet po tatoes. Corks steeped In vaseline can be used In many cases where glass ones are dwlred. """" PARKER'S NAIR BALSAM i- in Baaaty to Gray or Fa^*<2 Haia Me. and frmtKWt*. PATENTS Piifii! l-»wy*r W 1.-6 WMi li t.' AJn.0*' aoJ !IML Rates reaaonab.o |t)hgn your gugc Need ClTI j Ex«pdeaa!Oppwt»»iiy Try Murine Eye Remedy Mr, Smarting --J"St Kye Comfort, SO o«M» a* Iv^sta or mill. Write for free Bye Boot ( ftUUCBX CO.. CHICAGO j oiferal lip- 1 W markVt. w? outm Auu.cik ! Ko COU:pt>UUOD. bHkmtU CWf. 1**1 % •/.$ • ; How to Tell a Counterfeit Dollar* He was from Kentucky. Seren his age. Dewey was his name. "Say, teacher, my brother found .• counterfeit dollar." he announced. "How do you know it was a countap* felt?" the lad was asked. "Because it didn't have an eagle «Q It or 'God bless our hoipe."Ir apolis News. * inNs Sihv A Suret Sign. "Is he doing his bit Cor his country?* "I guess so. He cause over r»nd bor> ro^ed my jrardwn tools." ••-J/*- , 1 v "* T - ^ £l • M i tf M i • •. . V' •-'< •i 0 * fl •' * 14 ^ 'A W. K. U, CHICAGO, NO. 22-1912k Mb M