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azv/--i hen Gcomc Lnc THE MOTHER OF THIS CHILD HAD GIVE* BIRTH PREVIOUSLY TO TWO OTHER CHILDREN, ONE OF WHICH WAS DEAD AT BIRTH. AND THE OTHErl OF WHICH LIVED ONLY A FEW WEEKS. IN EACH CASE THE MOTHER'S CONDITION WAS SERIOUS. THE LAST BABY WAS BORN WITHOUT MUCH PAIN TO THE MOTHER, AND HER CONDITION BEFORE THE BIRTH WAS FREE FROM ALL OF THE SICKNESS USUALLY ATTENDING SUCH A CONDITION. "Chicago physician achieves some amazing results by treating patient with patient's own blood which has been made into a vaccine HYSICIANS and surgeons from the four corners of the globe have ex­ perimented with cats* dogs and m°nk<y?s to find a serum for ap­ pendicitis, infantile paralysis, diph­ theria and what not. But the latesft serum is the "Lazy Seruiu," which has been demonstrated to have splendid and efficient action on both body and mind. This is the discovery of Dr. L. D. Rogers, formerly surgeon at Cook County hospital, Chicago, 20 years senior pro­ fessor of surgery In the National Emergency hos­ pital, and first president of the American Cancer Research society. ' Technically this new treatment is known as anto- hemic therapy, which means treating your blood with your own blood. The process first became generally known last year, when Doctor Rogers read a piaper before the Chicago Society of Med­ ical Research. He reported to the society the results of his six years of observations treating patients with a serum made with their own blood as a base. The doctor treated all classes of pa­ tients whose troubles were apparently due to faulty blood and his results in general were de­ clared to b» remarkable. In the ten months that have elapsed since the autohemie treatment was made public the serum has become recognized as a discovery as Important as the achievement of Dr. Alexis Carrell, who was the-first to transplant human organs. Autohemie therapy is especially remarkable be­ cause of Its simplicity. Briefly, Doctor Rogers' treatment consists in taking five drops of blood, or some multiple of five, from a vein and putting it into 19 times as much sterilized, distilled water. After incubating It at fever heat for 24 hours, fur­ ther dilutions aTe made according to the needs of the patient, which can be determined only by a physician skilled in its use. When ready for in­ jecting, the serum Is colorless, odorless and taste­ less. Doctor Rogers Is also authority for the statement that he has not been able to find any physiological chemist sufficiently skilled to de­ termine its contents. Twenty to thirty drops of the serum or solution thus prepared are injected into a vein or under the skin. It may also be given by hiouth, but not with as certain results. There1 seems to be no limit to the number of disease? and complaints for which this new treat­ ment is beneficial. It Is easier to enumerate those conditions for which it is not applicable. Troubles mechanical, organic, or of acute bacteriological origin, and those clearly recognized as Incurable, are not expected to be benefited by it, although a few of these appear to yield. The solution has been termed the "Antilasy Serum" because it primarily has the energizing qualities that do away w^th nervous fatigue, while greatly Increasing physical and mental endurance. To Illustrate: Ttie fourth day after treatment a woman walked ten miles and was not as tired as she had been previously after walking only half a mile. ... .. Another case in point was that of a man gener­ ally conceded to be the laziest person In his com­ munity. He drank about 20 "whiskies" a day, but after the administration of the serum he began to do regular hard manual labor. Tills was about the first real work he had done for six years. His rheumatic pains left him. he needed a cane no longer, his appetite returned, insomnia was re­ placed by sound, refreshing sleep, his weight in­ creased five pounds and his general appearance changed from that of a "bum" to that of a clean, wholesome, bright and honest workman. Previous­ ly, too, he had suffered from loss.of memory, but after taking the serum he could recall the names of many old acquaintances whom he could not remember before taking the treatment. Most remarkable 'results have been obtained when the serum was administered to expectant mothers, and it is in this field that Doctor Rogers expects the greatest good to be accomplished through the autohemie treatment. It Is his belief that If the treatment comes into general use the < birth of physical and mental defectives will be reduced 90 per cent, and infant mortality from congenital weakness, the greatest cause of death among children, will be wiped out. Although Doctor Rogers and his associates have treated a large number of expectant mothers with the new serum there has yet to be reported -a case In which relief was not obtained from those troublesome complaints so common during this period. Furthermore, In a series, of cases of mothers who had previously borne children, the average duration of suffering with the birth of the serum baby was three hours, while with the for­ mer children without serum the average was 11 hours. Still more wonderful and more important Is the* fact that children whose mothers had treat­ ment a few months before their birth are stronger, and healthier, mentally and physically, than other children of the same family who did .not have the benefit of this autohemie therapy. Ther^ has not been reported a death among the "serum" babies, although some are now five years old. It was while spending the winter of 1909-10 In Paris and London that Doctor Rogers became to* POOR CHOLLY. Keene--Cholly Spoofem has a very vivid senae of hamor; don*t you think so? Kuttlng--Perhaps. Judging from the Jokes he tries to play on his friends he must have tlW humor, buf I'm not so sure about the sense. RUTHLE68 PROGRAM. "Johnny says he didn't start the fight." . * "He didn't," replied Jimmy. "I had to start It* •myself. He wanted to keep on heaving recks at an* he wasn ' t f ight in** ' .vs terested in the study of 'Mincer. He gave a great deal of his time watching some of England's fa­ mous physicians hard at work in the Imperial Cancer Research laboratory, the Middlesex Hos­ pital Cancer laboratory, and the laboratory pre­ sided over by Sir A. E. Wright, who originated the Idea of vaccination against typhoid. He visltea the Pasteur institute in Paris, and there saw monkeys inoculated with the products of infantile paralysis. Naturally he became greatly enthused over the possibilities of serum treatment, and he came home with the determination to make an attempt to discover a serum to cure cancer, dia­ betes, goiter and pernicious anemia, the most dif­ ficult chronic disease to fight. He has been suc­ cessful in treating some remarkable cases of goiter -without resorting to an operation. Many cures of diabetes have been reported, and encour­ aging results have been obtained in pernicious anemia. Doctor Rogers' treatment of the blood seems to bring out remarkable energizing qualities. Just as the latent energy residing in water may be con­ verted by application of heat into an expansive vapor, steam, having a force capable of driving great engines and draw long, heavy freight trains, and Just as the latest energy residing in gasoline may be transformed by infinitesimal sparks Into an expansive gas having a force capable of pro­ pelling automobiles, airplanes and submarines at a wonderful speed, so the latent energy in the blood seems by the injection of a few drops of the new serum directly into the veins, to be converted into "antibodies" which manifest their power and activity in a thousand ways, and in an amount out of all proportion to the tiny spark of substance that inaugurated their activity or set them on fire. An interesting fact about this serum is that It cannot be made by the wholesale and sold as a patent medicine, because the patient's own blood must be used in making It. It Is created on the basic principle that "like cures like," and the serum must be prepared individually for every patient. In acnte bacterial diseases It Is now considered good practice the world over to secure when possible some of the germs causing the disease, and then inject them, after being killed by heat and suspended In a solution, into the patient whose sipkness they caused. Doctor Rogers affirms that when he uses as a basis for his serum the blood of a patient suffering from a chronic complaint he undoubtedly collects some of these imperfect cells which are causing the disease. /P//YC7 The merits of this new treatment have been veri­ fied by many progressive physicians In various parts of the United States, some of whom have acquired a practical knowledge of the system by attending medical conventions In Kansas City, St. Louis, C'hieago, St. Paul and New York, where Doctor Rogers demonstrated and explained his method. Others have become competent in using the method by visiting Doctor Rogers and taking a personal course of instruction under him. Some Idea as to how this method Is being received by the profession may be inferred from the fact that within two minutes after completing his demon­ stration before the annual convention of the Amer­ ican Association of Progressive Medicine at Kan­ sas City, Doctor Rogers was unanimously elected president of that society. Perhaps the most remarkable instance of a cure yet obtained by means of autohemie, therapy was the case of a trained nurse, whose trouble was diagnosed as Hodgkln's disease, generally consid­ ered incurable. During the three and a half years preceding her visit to Doctor Rice, a physician whom Doctor Rogers had instructed in autohemie therapy, the patient had- had five operations, one for appendicitis, one in which the stomach was re­ sected, and three for removal of glands. She had lost 25 pounds from her normal weight and could neither eat nor sleep sufficiently to keep up. After the first autohemie treatment on October 1, 1916, her condition began to 'Improve so rapidly as to astonish even Doctor Rogers himself. A second, treatment was given a week later, and at the end of the third week she seemed so perfectly well that treatment was discontinued. After an Interval, however, of six weeks, there were some indications of the return of the " enlargement of the glands. Four other treatments a week apart were given, and since that time there has been no trouble of any sort. The patient regained all her weight, and is today the picture of ihealth. In speaking of autohemie therapy, a prominent New York physician said: "We all have known the therapeutic value of blood after developing certain antitoxins. All our artificial serums are products of blood serum. Modern medical science would be unthinkable without this weapon to fight, the manifold diseases to which human flesh Is heir. "With all this knowledge, does itv not seem strange that only now In the year 1916 the curative value of our own blood for our own blood for our own Ills has just been discovered, or, speaking more accurately, been brought to our attention? Many of us are no doubt like a certain great scientist who, when this new discovery, autohemie therapy, was brought to his attention, said: 'This i» absolutely scientific. For a-long time I have known the facts upon which It Is based, but I never thought of their practical application.' "Doctor Rogers' discovery is not only a revela­ tion. but a revolution, in the method of treating a large percentage of the ills of humanity. The applicability of this treatment seems to be co­ extensive with the function of the blood, and Is capable, therefore, of acting upon disease in any part of the body in which the blood circulates, no matter in what- form the complaint manifests itself, nqj what name we give to it." AMERICAN ADVENTURER IS GREAT DISCOVERER One of the great American adventurers died re­ cently. He was Col. Charles Chaille-Long, and his death received the same scant notice that had been awarded so many of his achievements during his lifetime. Soldier, author, diplomatist and explorer, he lived his seventy-five years as thoroughly as any man of his time. He knew four continents and he solved a riddle that had puzzled mankind for many years--the source of the Nile river. As a youth, Chaille-Long fought with distinction in the Civil war, says the Kansas City Times. He entered as a private and came out a lieutenant colonel. Then he figured in a chapter of our his­ tory that is little known to the present generation --our military mission to Egypt. Khedive Ismail wanted to reorganize his army and he wanted (the work done by men who would be free from the petty interests and intrigues of the various Euro­ pean countries, all of which were Interested, in northern Africa. The khedive obtained the co-op­ eration of (ieneral Sherman, and in 1861) ten Amer­ ican officers--half of them Federals and half for­ mer Confederate commanders--were sent to Egypt. Chaille-Long was one of the party, and be became the widest known for his work in Africa. Some of the others of the party were Generals Loring, Libby and Stone, and Majors Morgan and Kennon. Found Lake Ibrahlfa, Chaille-Long came under the influence of the famous "Chinese" Gordon, then campaigning in the Sudan. He and Gordon designed the fortifications of Tel-el-Kebir for the defense of Cairo, and Gor­ don induced the American to explore the upper Nile. In two shallops constructed of tough bark Chaille-Long and two'companions continued along the river until" they found Lake Ibrahim, now known at Lake Choga, They found the bosom of the lake radiant with the great lotus, whose leaves are strong enough to support the body of a child. -The party discovered that the river issuing from the Victoria Nyanza is the Nile, thus settling a question that long had troubled geographers. On this trip Chaille-Long and his two compan­ ions, both Egyptian officers, were attacked by ^ force of several hundred natives. The explorers) carried sheet-iron traveling cases, and barricaded^ MUCH IN LITTLE The Sioux, when on a journey, rode in single file, the chief and hunters first. More than 10.000 bound volumes were added to the library ef Oberlin college last year. Newark (N. J.) window cleaners have secured the nine-hour day and an increase in wages. An eight-hour day for woman workers fn stores, laundries and other estalilishn^nt^ jg proposed lo-- Montana. ' t ' ' . An automobhe with five persons takes more gasoline than when one pma to riding, but p0 Increase ls vefy small. y v • in these they stood off the attacking force for hours, killing more than 80 natives. Chaille-Long led several expeditions Into Africa, conquering the Niam-Nlam country and adding it to Egypt, and exploring a long stretch of the East coast of Africa that hitherto had been unknown to civilisation. Called Back to Egypt. His health failing under the Incessant hardships to which he had been subjected, Chaille-Long came back to this country in 1877 and studied law. He became an authority on international law, after ward teaching for a time in Paris. But at the time of the Sudanese uprising in 1881 he was besought by tl>#> American -government to go back to Egypt and take charge of the consulate at Alexandria, from which all the other Americans had fled. He saved hundreds of lives during - those troublous times, the consulate being made a refuge for all nationalities*. In 1887 Cleveland appointed Chaille-Long con sul general and secretary of the legation In Corea The man's restless energy again manifested itself in exploration and he made an overland trip to Seoul, discovering on the way the source of the Han river. Egypt called him again in 1890 and he spent eight years there, writing and exploring. The honors that had been tardy in their coming began to be showered upon him then. Great Brit­ ain finally recognized his share in the uncovering of the secrets of the Nile and gave him equal rank with Speke and Baker. The American Geograph­ ical society gave him a gold medal, and he was °made secretary for the Universal Postal congress at Washington and later secretary to the United States commission at the Paris exposition, 1900. Chaille-Long wrote a number of books dealing with the lands he had explored. They are standard works upon the little-known regions of the world, but they brought him little revenue. Though hall a d6zen nations honored him with medals and t^ ties, he died a comparatively poor man. His onl;» reward of any consequence was the tribute paid him by "Chinese" Gordon, another of the great ad­ venturers : "This man deserves to rank with the world's chief discoverers." SURE RESULTS. "Young Dubleigh says he makes quite a bit o1 money from his writings." "So; didn't know he had any literacy inclina­ tions." "He hasn't. What he writes is home to father.' ANIMALS m WAR Horses, Dogs and Pigeons Have Played Important Part, r Even the Elephant and the Sea Quit ' Figure in Events of an Unusual Nature ort Land and Watlr, When the historian writes the storj of the world war he will devote several chapters to the work of animals and birds, tor they have played their pari in it, and well. Dogs, horses, carriei pigeons were mobilized early and, eve® a use has been found for elephants-- the work of heavy hauling. Two stories of an unusual sort tell how an angry elephant butted into 8 skirmish and made both sides retreat, stopping the fighting for a time, and how sea gulls saved a British cruiser with 800 men on board from a German submarine. The scene of the elephiint story was in West Africa. A skirmish had been going on for some time when suddenly out of the Jungle came an angry ele­ phant between the two contending parties. The elephant charged one side, then the other. The'soldiers on both sides retreated to await a more favorable opportunity to resume the fight. The British cruiser which was saved by a flock of sea gulls was proceeding on its course when a bluejacket called the attention of the officer on duty to a commotion among the sea gulls not far away. When the sea gufts arose a periscope'was seen; a moment later a zigzag course took the warship out of danger. Practically all the European nations now at war have made use of dogs-- on the battlefield attached to the am­ bulance corps, as dispatch carriers, on patrol duty at far-advanced outposts, as drawers of quick-firing guns and as aids in taking their masters' fam­ ilies out of the line of invasion and Into places of refuge. In their devotion to duty thousands upon thousands of dogs have given up their lives. Some day, some time, somewhere, somebody will erect a monument to the memory of the great work they did in the war. Although the modern general goes to war in an auto, horses still play a tre­ mendous part in the war. How great has been the wastage of horse flesh is told in a brief report of the British war office, which mentioned that the life of a war horse in the first year of the war was ten days. In the sec­ ond year of the war the mortality was reduced somewhat. So far as statistics can be gathered the first six months of the war called for the following numbers of horses by the various nations: uermrinjr, for complete mobilization of the army. 800.000; French cavalry, ,2ftO,O0O (figures for the other branches of the service not available); for the British army, 200,000; Austria, 250,000, and Russia because of her lack of railways, 1,000.000. Carrier pigeons have done conspicu­ ous work in this war, living up to their reputation in the Franco-Prussian and other wars in \^hich they were em­ ployed. In the siege of Paris, It will be recalled, mlcrophotographs of mili­ tary dispatches and even newspapers were printed upon films of collodion and carried by the birds. As soon us a message was received it was en­ larged by photographers and made legible. With telephone and telegraph wires cut carrier pige6ns at times are inval­ uable. Spies with carrier pigeons con­ cealed in fishing baskets, the men themselves pretending to be simple fishermen, have been numerous. Italy Tops Timber Reserves. To provide the necessary timber for the use of the army since the war be­ gan, recourse has been made to the immense forests of Slln In Calabria, southern Italy. Before the war the country imported two-thirds of the tim­ ber required annually for the use of the civil population from abroad, prin­ cipally from Austria, and no small problem was presented to the author­ ities by the necessity of providing the enormous quantity of timber needed for the miles of trenches .and for all- the temporary buildings which have been erected behind the front. Com­ mittees were set up to devise a metho­ dical system by which, in all the woods anywhere near the zone of the war all cutting down should be done that was possible without complete deforesta­ tion. To further the felling of the timber in the forest of Sila roads have been cut and quantities of machinery set up. It Is expected that the district will provide about 35,000,000 more cubic feet of timber this year than In normal times. AN UNUSUAL FEAT. 'Not many people can overcome a difficulty Mu (the Revolutionary hero/* *-"-"How was that?"i , * "He leaped into a hole to get o# of me." New Type of Airplane. A new type of airplane has been planned and constructed by an officer in the Swedish army,. Lieutenant von Porat. It differs from ordinary types in that it Is made entirely of steel and woven fabrics, with the exception of the propeller, which is of wood, and in the arrangement of the wings. The lower plane of the machine--" which Is a scout byplane with some resemblance to the Fokker type--lies for thr^e-quarters of its width back of the upper plane, instead of being directly under It, as in most machines. The especial advantage claimed for the new airplane lies in its climbing ability, which is declared to be 3,000 feet in four to five minutes. Its speed is 100 miles an hour. The motor is Of 100 horse power. , Would Have Doctors Exempted. Many members of the medical pro­ fession are indignant at the fact that medical students have not been ex­ empted from military service" under the compulsory-service bill, although theological students have been ex­ empted. The need for a supply of physicians, of course, will be increased by the War, which will take many of them to the front. Keeping enough doctors "at home to take care of the %vll population is one of the perplex­ ing questions faced by the council of national defense. Also, the number of students in this country has been re­ duced in recent years by the strict standards imposed upon schools, which has put many of them out of business and increased the length of time re­ quired 4ot a physician to qualify ,for practice. , • r The High Cost of Living and How to Reduce It--see ad on this page.--Adv. during a dinner in Venal Justice. Former President Taft, visit to Texas, said at a Galveston: "There is a story which Illustrates the importance of keeping our judges out of business or trade. "It's a story about a magistrate who was also a flour and feed dealer. A farmer was brought before the man for failing to notify of a case of cattle disease. The magistrate delivered judgment ,as follows: 'You are fined .$5 for this offense, with $2.50 costs, making $7.50, and $0 you owe me for your last bill of feed, or $16.50 in all--$16.50, or thirty days.'" DON'T WORRY ABOUT PIMPLES Because Cuticura Quickly Them--Trial Free. Remove* On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash off the Ointment in five minutes wit! Cuticura Soap and hot water, using: plenty of Soap. Keep your skin clear by making Cuticura your every-day toilet preparations. Free sample each by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.---Adv. Cynical Descendant. "Remember It was one of your fore­ fathers who pledged his sacred honor for his country." "Yes, and how much did he raise on it?" Disappointed. He--1 only know that I love you. She--Oh, dear! I thought yon knew how to make money, too. Shortage Creates Longing. Knicker--Funny thing about food. Bocker--Yes; a shortage and a long­ ing exist at the same time. CLIMBED STAIRS ' ON HER HANDS Too ID to Walk Upright ftpinlim Advised, Sired by Ljdk % Pinkham's YegeisUe Campcwt This woman now raises chickens old does manual labor. Read her story: • . Richmond, Ind.---"For two years I' was so sick and weak with troubles from my age that w h e n g o i n g u p stairs I had to go very slowly with my hands on the steps, then sit down at the tcip to rest. I The doctor said ha thought I should have an operation, a n d m y f r i e n d s thought I would not live to move into our new house. My daughter asked me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as she had taken it with good results. I did so, my weakness dis­ appeared, I gained in strength, moved into our new home, did ail kinds of |jarden work, shoveled dirt, did build­ ing and_cement work, and raised hun­ dreds of chickens and ducks. I can­ not say enough in praise of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and if these facts are useful you may pub­ lish them for the benefit of other women."--Mrs. M. O. JoHNSTQN.Rout® D. Box 190, Richmond. Ind. The High Cost of Living and How to Reduce It A practical way, easily open to every consumer. JUST WHAT YOU WANT. Particulars FREE. 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U., CHICAGO, NO. 25-191?., :i® •--is/. -M '1 1 Canadian Farmers Profit From Wheats The war's devastation of European crops has caused an unusual demand for grain from the American Conti­ nent. The people of the world must be fed and wheat near $2 a bushel offers great protits to the farmer. Canada's invitation is therefore especially attractive. She wants settlers to make money and happy, prosperous homes for themsel ves by helping her raise immense wheat crops. Ton can set a HoMitcad of 160 acres FREE u and other lands at remarkably low prices. Dunns many yean Canadian wheat field* faave averaged 20 bushels to the acre many yields as high as 45 bushels to the acre. Wonderful crops also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed fanaiag at profitable an industry as grain rais­ ing The excellent grasses full of nutrition are the only food required for beef or dairy purposes. Good f Fwolst churches, markets convenient, climate excellent. There is an extra demand for farm labor to replace the many young men who tiave volunteered lur the war. Tbe Government Is urging farmers to put extra acreage Into grain. Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Supt. of Immigration, Ottawa, Caaada. O* C. J. Broughton, Room 412, 112 W. Adama Street. Chicago. 111.; M. V. Maclnne*, 17$ Jtffuwo Avenua, Detroit. Mich. Canadian Government jv£@nt8 k\ ri<'i1 Explained. "I know a man who is very suc­ cessful in business, and yet all his customers know his talk about his goods is chiefly hot air." "How does he manage to fool them, then?" "He doesn't. He deals in furnaces." Important to Mothers Examine carefully everjr bottle of CASTOlilA, that famous old remedy for infunts and children, and see that it Bears the Signature In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria m uuu ciiMurcu, uuu see uuu u of Out of His Size. Lady (entering bank, very business­ like)--I wish to get a Liberty loan bond for my husband. Cerk--What size, please? Lady--Why, I don't believe J know, exactly, but he wears a fifteen shift. WII4 Life on St. John Island. St. John is extremely interesting as the best remaining example of what the Virgin islands were like before their discovery by Columbus, for a goodly part of it is simply mountain and forest, where wild pigeons, par­ rots and other native bifdg abound. Its' scientific interest Is further in- creased by the fact that it was a stronghold of the Carib Indians, who Jbaw given their name to the whole region but are now extinct. On some of the rocks in thfe mountains of St John there are very perfect and beau* tigul hieroglyphs left by these abori­ gines. i Twenty-Fife Years' Experience With This Kidney Medicine It is a quarter^ of a century since I in­ troduced Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root to my trade and they all epeak very favor­ ably regarding it, and some friends said it is the best medicine they have ever used. The sale we have enjoyed on the preparation and the splendid reputation that it feels is a positive proof that it is one of the most meritorious remedies on the market. Very truly yours, P. E. BRITTON, Druggist. Nov. 28th, 1916. Joneeboro, Tenn. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For Yon Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bot­ tle. It Will convince anvone. You will *1bo receive a booklet of valuable infor- nation, telling about the kidneys and blad­ der. When writing, he sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one- dollar size bottfes for sale at all drug stores.--Adr. . \A- It Was Heavy on His Mind. Two gross inebriates.had approached Ninth street and Grand avenue the other night, reports C. H, St, when one said: "Walt a minute. I've sum|m Vfry 'mnortant to say to you." , "Aw, come on,," protested the other. "We're 'n a hurry." . "Yes, I know, but this is vayit tance. You'd never guess." < "C'mon, 'slat<^ | I f "Aw right. But yon'U see. Md d£k*t blame me.", "Well, then. wbftt is »tr.. ' I "'Tis jus this (very solemnly): D--*-- a Turk."«*~Kanmts .Otjr Star. , FRECKLES Now la (be Tine to Get Rid of Tbea* r*ly Spots. There's no longer the slightest need of reeling .ashamed of your fr. ckle». as tbo prescription ottaine -- double Btrcngth -- !• guaranteed to remove these homoSy spots. Simply tret an ounce of othine-^laaMa strength--from your druggist and apply a little of H night and morning and yon should soon see thftt even the worst freckles have begua to disappear, while the lighter Oties have vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ouaco is needed to com­ pletely cle&r the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double s'rength othine, as this is sold under guarantee of money tack If tt falls to r«mot» fisffclMi '"n* # W ' Very Particular. ® Doctor--Did the patient have his Insomnia medicine every hour •» I ordered? 4 Nurse--Oh. yes, doctor. I woke him for every dose till he staid awake to take It. Jf>\ N 1 "Do you agree?* "He never does. One-Sided. and your 1 What most men need tonic for the intellect. la ft -1 Wrong Time. "So she refused you?" Broker--Yes, but it was my own fault. 1 proposed on a declining Biar- ket. 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