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t* \ (i'y $ V m ' l-'-<;!S. "fm PLAINDEALER, McHENRY, Hl» >•/«• ,j{. r<w: ir7» ^ „ t ~ %t *< $ ; * - > 'I.? * ' - # r » » > » * v ̂ >T-- ? *! " A " J • », * t»»* ^ «. '/I!'-'-* o"^-' tt*s* r//* • • « t r » leruva . * ; • J "**• •-.Il'si'#' • •„ -<i .4.. , THE aroma oHLfcby's Vienna Sausage» : *-': tells you that it is delightfully seasoned. '*** [ 4 * * >•*** * >4 The first taste that it is made of care* ̂ f, 1 - , vi-V> ";J*" m4. £/f . * . 4U*1 wiat it 19 liidUC Ul MftlC* ^; fully6elected,meat--seasoned to perfection. ^ ^ Have Vienna Sausage for luncheon ;"* Itoday. Your husband «-- your -\*im utaJrill ask for it again and again. ^i'P'\Iiblar» & Libby, Chicago IS£S5SSSSSSSSSiiSSSSiSSIS«SS£SSSSSSSSS«SSSSSSSS5SI5 HAD ATMOSPHERE OF HOME The Reason. * "Tills letter from your son is Terr •iort." , - <•••$," 4- , - t "Naturally. _|8ft fk be when he wrote it- Sooth* Itching Skins With Cuticura. Bathe with Cutfeura Soap and hot water, dry and apply the Ointment This usually affords relief «Hd points to speedy healment For flree samples address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston." At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50^-AdT. if ' " Some people make a virtue of neces- ltj j*a a last resort l<ots of women have a perfectly tie* lightful way of being mean. Not True. Ctifin, six years old, was taking a stroll through Irvtngton with his fa­ ther. "What are those buildings over there?" the lad inquired. "That's Butler college, aso,** the fa­ ther replied. "Oh, that's where men go down to learn to be butlers, isn't It?" pursued Calvin, and his father had difficulty in convincing him audi was not the case. Most men have lofty alms, but are poor shots. ( »«U{ a-' From Steer to Steak MN-. • • .J, Live stock is raised on the farms and ranches of the West. Meat is eaten in the large cities of the East, and by our boys in France -- thpiifian# of mil$f away. •"" . >'V • -» The day of transporting live animals from ranch to seaboard and overseas has passed. There was too much waste. The mod­ ern packer locates his large and specialized plants in the produc­ ing regions. He ships the dressed beef in refrigerator cars, and holds it in his own refrigerated branch warehouses'until deliv­ ered to the retailer. For ship­ ment to foreign ports, he transfers the meat to refrigerated ships. By means of his nation-wide organ* Ization the modern packer maintains a continuous flow of meats to all parts of the country, so that each retailer gets just the quantity and quality of meat his trade demands, and at the time he wants it. Swift & Company recently shipped 1,000 cailuuds of meat productsiii one / week to our Armies and to the Allies. Bridging the gap from ranch to con­ sumer can be done successfully--and at low unit costs and profits--only by large business organizations. . Swift & Company's profit on meat ' ,;:'H: always so small as to have practically . no effect on prices, is now limited by ilJtr-* the Government to about 2 cents on each dollar of sales, ' ... * smm Year Book of interesting and instructive facts sent on request. Address Swift & Company . Union Stock Yards, Chicago,Illinois Swift & Company, U. & A. Sapolio doing its work. Scouring forU&Marine Corps recruits. , Join Now! APPLY AT ANY POST OFFICE for SERVICE UNDER THIS EMSUtM kZXK 1 ' ' t Ambiwsador Quick p See Attractloa 1 "Ho«te«« House" Would Have fw Americans in London. It was an amusing incident that first made tiie seed of the hostess house apparent In London. In 1917 certain American members of a Canadian unit had business with the American am­ bassador, hot could come to. him only on Sunday. Mr. Page suggested that they come to tea at his house. Six of. them arrived, and Mrs. Page poured tea in the drawing-room. It was very cheery and cordial, but somehow the business hung over. They had to meet another Sunday. This time there were ten Americans --and the business wasr not completed. Mr. Page suggested a third Sunday, and 20 Americans came to transact business with him on that day. During the following week he sug­ gested that the Americans in the Canadian unit who still wished to talk to him should come to his house a fourth Sunday and wind up affairs with him, and on the fourth Sunday the Page drawing room was packed with soldiers. The ambassador told his associates about It, and one of them chaffed an American who had. gone there to tea. "Ambassadors are popular with yoo Tanks!" he; said. "Oh, the ambassador's all right!" conceded the American. "But we didn't attach much importance to the business. It was Mr®. Page. She served us tea around an honest-to- goodness log fire, with a tea wagon and fixings. It was great!" And there you are! Mindful of those Sundays, Mr. Page realized that with the advent of American forces in England a substitute home for them was an Immediate necessity; so he was the moving spirit in the estab­ lishment by the Y. M. G.' A. of the American Officers' inn at 5 Cavendish square, London. Friendship that you hare to hQy> is dear at any price. r ^ Slogans That Have Counted. One of the big factors In arousing the people of the United States to the great patriotic service they could per* form through war gardening was through the slogans sounded from time to time, writes Charles Lathrop Pack, president of the National War Garden commission, in an article In the Garden Magazine. "Every gorden a munition plant," is the slogan on the design drawn by James Montgomery Flagg. "Can vege­ tables and fruit and cajQ the kaiser, too," is the slogan of another striking poster. "Grow food B*;p. B.^ the kitchen door," Is one of. the forcpful slogans coined and usqd by the Commission. "Hohenrakes versus Hohenzollerns" ia another of the phrases which has hit the reader between the eyes, , "Get into the garden trenches;" "The hoe is the machine gun of the garden"Food must follow the flag" are slogans that have done their bit. "Keep the home sol{ turning" Is a clever paraphrase of the title of a famous song. Other successful phrases used by the commission are: "Speed up and spade up;" "Tune up the spading fork." ' 1 Companions on lervlce Flag; A thlrteen-star service flag has just been raised In Baltimore. It repre- , sents thirteen inseparable companions. One star is golden and honors the memory of Louis Cohen, a boatswain's mate on the United States steamer Manley, who made the supreme sac­ rifice when his ship and a British ves­ sel collided somewhere in the Atlantic. The other twelve stars represent his mourning companions, who are now prepuring to go "over there." Four are in the navy, one at Camp McClel- \lan, Annlston, Ala., and another at \amp Meade, Md. The flag hangs frbm the window of a store kept by H. Mankodltz, at 1430 Baltimore street, where the "crowd of thirteen" used to meet before being called to the colors. Cohen was a son of Louis Cohen, living at 13 Eldger place. New York. The Manley collision occurred March 19 last. A depth charge aboard rhe ship was exploded by the impact, killing one officer and three enlisted men and injuring a number of others. Fresher 8ymholism. Symbolism has a more direct rela­ tion to our conduct than we are always ready to grant The old conventions of burial and of grief overemphasised the importance of physical and indi­ vidual loss, and so were In themselves an obscuration of the new light we are seeking upon the marble face of death. The growing practice of wearing white rather than black for mourning, or of continuing the habitual colors of one's dress; the movement for placing upon the service flag a gold star in memory of a soldier killed, are attempts toward a fresher and truer symbolism express­ ing our growing protest against the depression and paralysis too often re­ sultant upon the passage of a loved one from the known world to the un­ known.--Winifred Klrkland. in Atlan­ tic Monthly. k Magnesia Cure for Cancer. The theory that cancer is not of mierobic origin, but is due to the ex­ cessive elimination of certain substan­ ces normally contained In the blood. Is supported by a report of the re­ searches of Professor Dubard, Just published by the French Academy of Medicine. Finding that the system of cancer­ ous subjects was particularly poor in magnesia, Professor Dubard adminis­ tered large doses of it to patients op­ erated on for cancer, and reports en­ couraging results In a large number of cases. 0 How City Police Captain tfealt ^ With Runaway Girl. Brief Tour Sufficed to Make Her i. Acquainted With New York, |Wl • She Realized It Was Not All 1 That She Had Pictured. ' Losses Caused by Muskrsts, . Muskrats are destructive to em­ bankments. dams, canals and irrigation ditches. They delight In the deep wa­ ter of artificial reservoirs. The break­ ing of mill dams In districts where manufacturers depend on water has often been charged to muskrats. In the spring of 1904 muskrats were charged with wrecking a dam at Thom- aston, Conn., by burrowing into it, and damage of several thousand dollars was done by the escape of the water, and there are instances of other loss m **» Bow Minnie, tired of the proaalc life in her little home town, ran away to New York and how the New York po­ lice found her and returned her to her parents--Is one of the incidents de­ scribed by Zoe Beckley In an article In the People's Home Journal on "New York--the Port of Missing Girls tod Boys." Minnie's parents had wired the New York police, and Capt. Grant Williams of the missing persons bu­ reau, by methods the police keep se­ cret, had iocated Minnie. The rest of the Incident gives a picture of modern police methods rarely presented to the public. At half-past seven that sai&e morn­ ing, writes Miss Beckley, Minnie Bar- nell, lying awake and worried In a lit­ tle room in an obscure New York hotel, was an astonished girl when she heard a sh|rp "rat-tat-tat!" at her door and a voice snying, "It's all right, Minuie; I'm a friend with a message from home." Minnie sat up and blinked. A short white later she was looking Into the face of a strauger, mild of manner and^klnd of eye. He was the sort of man Minnie had heard give stereopticon lectures In her home church many a time--a man easy to talk Jo, because you instinctively trusted him and felt he would under­ stand. Still--there was a certain keen, steady look in his brown eyes. Minnie was angry. "Who are you, anyhow?" she flung defiantly. "What right have you .to come here?" "My name is Williams--Grant Wil-4 Hams. I'm from police headquarters." Minnie's face Hushed hotiy. "You're going to try to send me home!*' she cried. "Well, I won't go. You can arrest me if you like, but I won't go back. They'sp just sent for me out of meanness. Well, I can be mean, too! I've slaved ail I'm going to. I've pever aeen anything or been anywhere or done anything in my life but work and slave and sit home. Now I've a chance to go with a musical show. • I'm going to play the xylophone. I can earn good money. I won't go home! And what are you going to do about It?" "Well," answered Williams, rubbing his chin, "I don't want to send you home against your will. But your mother's pretty sick. Suppose we have some breakfast first, and talk it over? I'll wait for you downstairs." After coffee and ham and eggs at a nearby restaurant, Minnie's sullen an­ ger relaxed a little. She found herself telling this man from headquarters about her home and her work as ste­ nographer at ten dollars a week, and how tied down die was by reason of her mother's invalidism and her fa­ ther's sternness. And how she longed "to see something." "Good!" said Wllllama. Til show you New York." The girl's eyes widened. The cap­ tain slipped away a moment and wired Jonas Barnell: "Minnie found. Safe. Meet us at Grand Central at 4 p. m." > • Then he started out with Minnie. They rode on a street car to Battery park; visited the aquarium; walked up the wondrous canyon of Broadway; saw Wall street and the stock ex­ change, and Trinity church dwarfed among the skyscrapers. They passed the Singer tower and the Woolworth building, the ancient post office and the beautiful city hall. Newspaper row and the Bowery, dim and grim, were pointed out--and Minnie forgot her appointment with the musical show manager. , With her unusual guide she took another street car that turned east on Delancey street, revealing a seething tenement district the like of which she had not pictured in her wilder* dreams. She saw a single block where more peo­ ple lived than in her whole town. She saw more poverty, more evidences of privation and sorrow than she believed existed in the world, let alone New York, the city of millionaires. ? They went uptown and took a dash through Fifth avenue, skimmed Forty- second street and glimpsed Broadway. Minnie's defiance had melted away. In its place was the weariness of the satisfied sightseer. She declined posi­ tively to have luncheon, ss&lng that she preferred to have It on the train going home with her father. Minnie was back home before mid­ night, her mother's glad tears upon her cheek, her shoulder warm from her dad's hard hug. She went to work Monday morning as us^aL Her em­ ployer never even knew she had been away. • "At an expense of exactly one dol­ lar--breakfast and carfares," grinned Captain Williams, telling me the story as we sat in his office at headquarters, "Minnie Barnell was cured of the obsession that made her wretched at home! It's amasing how easily the human mind unkinks Itself as soon as it has the least normal outlet. Min­ nie wanted to see 'life.' New York SYMPATHY HOT CALLED FOR Farther Proof That the Man .Who Keeps Pegging Away Will Q0 . , eraliy Come Out on Top* ', Once there was a cobbler who was deaf and mute. But in spite of his misfortune he got along, for he was a good workman, and his shop was equipped w$th modern machinery. One day there passed that way a disciple of the universal brotherhood of man, who had a soft spot In his heart for unfortunate fellows* It was a wet dpy, and he stopped in to get his shoes half-soled. The fel­ low charged him 10 cents more for the Job than he had been accustomed to jpaylng, so he howled, but . when he dis­ covered that the shoemaker could nei­ ther hear him npr make reply his wrath subsided, aod he went away with sympathy in his heart., For many weeks he went about, tell­ ing every one he met to patronize the deaf and mute cobbler because he had get-up enough to hustle for a living even though he was a child of misfor­ tune. Eventually the unfortunate fel~; low's business increased threefold,, do* Spite the fact that he charged high prices. Finally the great humanitarian left a pair of shoes to be fixed. He said that he'd call for them about five, bat something delayed him and he got there about a minute after There was a big touring car /standing in front of the place. The deaf hnd mute cobbler was Just leaving the shop as the brotherhood man approached, and he wouldn't un­ lock the door. With one hand he point": ed to the town clock in the steeple while with the other he cranked the. auto at the curb. • That night, after supper, the hu­ manitarian saw him out Joy-riding with a wife and four husky boys. Moral--The man who keeps hIA mouth shut and pegs away is seldom in need of public sympathy!--Ex- one proadway Really Thrilled.!,* An Interesting mlxup occurred evening recently on Broadway, but it was ended" after a few blows had been exchanged. It wasn't a cop or anyone else who was responsible for stopping it; it was the power of patriotism. A sailor and a young man in civilian clothes were the Interested parties. They became engaged In a heated ar­ gument and went to It with bare knuckles. The sailor soon showed that lie was the better boxer and it looked as though his opponent was due for a licking. Just as the Jackie was about to land a knockout, however, a Salvation army band across the street began to play "The Star Span­ gled Banner." Instantly the man of the sea quit fighting and stood at salute position. The civilian saw an opportunity to turn the tide of battle. He started his fist toward his adver- ssry*s nose, but suddenly checked the blow. Then his fingers relaxed and he slowly took off his hat and kept it off till the band had finished playing. With the last strain the civilian stuck out his hand. "Put It there, pal," he said. The sailor grasped the extended hand and, the battle was a thing of the past. ** " V' - :' - "Pinched* Her 6W flowers. To a hospital for wounded soldiers the queen of England recently sent an exceptionally beautiful bouquet that had been presented to her. The In­ mates received the gift with much pleasure, says an English periodical, and to show their appreciation of her majesty's kindness and to prove that the flowers had arrived safely they commissioned one of their numbei- to stand at the hospital gate the follow­ ing morning when the queen passed. The result was a tremendous surprise. Queen Mary, seated in her car, saw the sojdler standing at the gate, bouquet In hand, and, assuming that he wished to preseiot It to her, she had the car stopped. As the soldier exhibited the bouquet the queen took it in her hand, remarked upon its beauty, calmly ap­ propriated it and gave word for the car to go on. The soldier stared In amazement. Then, recovering his speech, he said: "Well, she's pinched •em!" ' ' ••• T represented 'life' to her." : ^ # With Time to Spare,. • It Is the people with the mc&fro do who can always spare time to help others. The girl who is absorbed in having a good r'me and looking out for Number One, feels aggrieved if to these weighty duties is added a trifling responsibility for others, while her busy overburdened neighbor with a score of claims upon her time and Strength, can always find time to help somewhere. If you are one of the people who never have time to do a kindness, you may be sure it Is be­ cause you have not enough to da •--y ^ J ; 4':":^/ Ash Trees for Airplsne|cr^ 'Trfcie appeal of the Aerial League'of the British empire to landowners to offer their ash trees for aeronautical purposes has resulted in between three and four thousand trees being offered within the last few weeks, according to Flight.- The government require- , raents In the next 12 months are ex­ pected to «sceed 200g000^ trees. (teal Compliment. Billy Sunday has had many compli­ ments, but the one he prizes most dearly came to him, oddly enough, from a criminal's lips. It was in Philadelphia. Sunday had visited Moyamenslng prison. There he had talked with a housebreaker so convincingly that ius zsas had prom­ ised to lead, on his discharge, a Chris­ tian life. This housebreaker, discussing Sun­ day with s guardian afterward, raid: "He came in here, Sunday did, and he fairly turned me Inside out--mads me sick o' meself, that's what he done. Oh, he's s winner. I think he's one of us--one o* the gang--reformed, you know." "Write Letters Thst Smile. A"t>lea has been made for more let­ ters to the men in uniform. "Write often to your men In the army and navy, and make your letters smile," says Roger Daniels of the army and navy department of the Brotherhood of St. Andrew. "Don't delay your let­ ters, for there Is an untold amount of cheer and comfort created by the word pictures In these home messages. When you write, smile, and keep on gmlHng " FRECKLES New b the 1MM to Get 111 if Ifaw Ugly There's no longer the slightest need of feeling aahamed of your freckles, as OtMne--doable •trengtb--1B guaranteed to remove theee IICHIM IT •pots. Simply get aa ounce of Othln»--oovbie •trength--from your druggist, and .apply a little »£ It nigtat and nteralng »o<t yon sfeonld soon aee that eren the worst freckles have bejttm to dis­ appear, while the lighter ones hare vanished en- It ia seldom that more than one ounce «a needed to completely clear the |*i« I beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength Otbtoe, »-!11'3,'s 80,(1 trader guarantee of money hack if It fails to remove frecklaa. Adv. < tfrfcafe for One of Them. • . j > The nardiened malefactor stood tipon the platform, awaiting execution. The noose was < about his neck, and the hangman was waiting at his post. _ But the chaplain decided to make a final appeal to the criminal to confess his guilt "My msn.'^aaKl hev gently, "have you nothing on your mind that you would like to confess? Fftiven't you anything you would like to tell met" For one mpaeqt the doomed man hesitated; thenWa confidential whis­ per he replied: "Yds, guv'nor, I 'ave. This 'ere plat­ form alnft sofei"--London Tit-Bits. PRESCRtPJlM FOR ' •/•JS-jfc. -'•-jfiJ '• jp &*•'••••' Have you ever stopped t»%wuoa .why ft isthat BO many products < UtttTtSp* '«*» tenrfvajy advertised, all at off* dnp out of eigfit aad are soon f<a#tten? The reason it> plain--the article did not fulfil the promises of the Tnannfa<»|nr»»r This applies more particularly to a nsdkfaa, A medicinal preparation that hdl Issl curative value almost sella itoelf, ss lilDS an endless chain system the tvailf is recommended by those who hfcm?|NM* benefited, to those who are in need (K it. A prominent druggist says, "Take; far CKMpple Dr. Kilmer's 8wamp-Roet»( a pareiteration 1 have sold for many yseis and never hesitate to recommend, fe is almost every case it shows exoeQmt le suits, as many of my customers lilSllff No other kidney remedy that I kaow f| has so large a sale." According to sworn statements sal verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the success of Dr. Kilmers' Swamp-Root is due to the fafel that, so many people claim, it fulfils Si> most every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments, corrects up inary troubles and neutralizes the urif acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle «f Swamp-Root by Parcel Post. Addssti Dr. Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y., aal enclose ten cents; also mention this pMftsfe Large and medium size bottles for aill at all drug stores,--Adv-. Lots of people take offense, yet the, Swedes will colonise one of $it" supply never grows less. ' south sea islands owned by francs. A marri?? man says that the best alarm , clock Is his wife's elbow. What is Castorla C3T0RIA' Is a harmless nbstituts for Castor 00, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It conti Opium, Morphine nor other Nsrcotic substance. Its age la its fatea. For mom than tbirty years it hss been in constant use fcrtiis: ©f Constipation, Flatulency, Wind GoUe and Diarrhoea; allaying FererM '̂ Bess arising therefrom, and by r*gu)atfeig the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Fowl; giving healthy and natural slsspt ' Tha Children's Panacea-Tba Mother's Friend. The Kind Yon Have Always Boughtand which has been in use for over 80years,haabomethesignatareofChas.U. Fletcher, andhasbeenmsdeandsr hia personal supervision sines its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. ' All Counterfeits, Imitationa and "Just-aa-Good" are but Experiments thai trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children--Experience against Experiment. Genuine Castorla always bean the stgnatsgreot * .v., .. *¥-. . (FOR YOUR STOMACH'S SAKE) Cures Him-- Comes Back and Pays For B It's the Acid Test of Man aod Eatonic They Both Win! It takes a big man to stand 9 sad Mjr am wrong and willing U> do right": and it U netdless to say - that this now raffsMr will not west for EATONIC as long as he Uvssu 1V> stomach sufferers and thoss not getting foil strength eat at their food, suffering from tadi* creation, dyspepsia, soar stomach, bloaty, gassy feeling after eating, stomach distress ox any kind, w* say. Go, get a bo* of EATONIC to­ day. use it according to the direo- tioas and yoa will know what leal stomach comfort maanSt Tans w Seal. If yoa suffer yoor own fintt. •ATONIC easts little--m cent or two a day. Buy FATONICfrom your drujiiat. Most Starting Eadowtat Ever PnhKitwd in myplao* of hnawsiTfewr b« sC •rsat iatsvsat to yoo. aad, I hsasw e( 1 to humanity, aaara&yandphysleaiy. I ksap a goantft? of EAX0N10 _ , show esse. I recently missal**, and neither myself a«r skrk had sefitCTa UnB(PiAHNMflt Tl into a* stove a j.m fiftr casts which 1 stela fssss is at slaw niia. • MVininMni«*aHtaH|aK fefJ*»«oaissyte spara Osa^aks. Itaefch. SS^Sl^STiKeSSrtaS a an Art r:f' I :* v. ' < x '1 M , 5 1 swdrwtb»"s^s' fc»««U luilrtk. 1011-14 8». Aaa^CM--a As Age Advances the Small PiB, Dose, Small fnco Great its Good Work -occasional alight thnnhtlMh CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS correct , • 11 CONSTIPATION '** Colorless or Pale Faces 2!??S£5dic"to ̂ ab̂ ac*°#IrQ"l» a condition which will be greedy helped bj ,Carter'slronP31s Negotiable. "What do they mean by a negotiable Instruction T" "The mandolin must be one. You csn always pawn it." By Contrast. "Conditions seem better in Mesioa* "Yes, in contrast with Rnsrfa, almost a nice place to UTe.** j ' 11 WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN, A WEAK a Hospitals Multiply^ During 12 months the United States army hospitals increased from seven to sixty-two in number and from 5,- 000 to 58,400 beds; 30,000 more beds are being added. • The Hebrides. The great group of islands which li% off the west of Scotland number 500; these islands are called the Hebrides. It has been estimated that only about one-fifth of them are inhabited and that a third of the Inhabited ones have each s population of about ten people. Wisdom in Counssl No man is so wise but he may easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that was taught only by himself had a ftjjl for ft vaster,--B«a Johnson. V When you're fifty, yow» hegfes to creak a little at the hinges. Motion ia more slow and deliberate. "Not so young as I used to be" is a frequent and unwel­ come thought. Certain bodily functions upon which good health and good spirits so much depend, are impaired. The weak spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant symptoms show • themselves. Painful and annoying complications in other organs arise. This is particularly true with el­ derly people. If you only know how, this trouble can be obviated. For over 200 years (SOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the in­ convenience and pain due to advancing years. It is a standard, old-time home remedy, and needs no introduction. It is now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules. These are easier and more pleasant to take than the oil in bottles. Each capsule contains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you would any pill, with a small swallow of water. They soak into the system and throw off the poisons which are making you old be­ fore your time. They will quickly relieve those stiffened joints, that hackaelia, rhsn» Tiiatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall stones^ gravel, "brick dost," etc. way are an effective remedy for all diseases of tha bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied organs. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Ctosaka cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood. They frequently ward off attacks of tha dangerous and fatal diacaaes of the kid* neys. They have a beneficial -effect, sad often completely can the diseases of tha bodily organs, allied with the bladder kidneys. If yon are troubled with the loins or with "simple" t _ in the back take warning, it may ha preliminary indications of some dread malady which can bs warded off or eated- if taken in time. Go to your druggist today sadl of GOLD MEDAL BaariMk OB Money refunded if they do aotv Three sizes. QOLD aBIMX are original imported Haarlem 03 Accept No Subatttsta*.--Adv. . -W-'f " m , Important Discovery. "How long have they been married?" "Long enough to discover that they mn't both have their own way all die time." The bicycle is still barred from the itreets of Constantinople or ways lesding to it. . =4 1 • • • • , v ? ' • > Tou can't convince a plrT that she IP not In love until nfter she gets him. WDen Yoor Eyes Need Cart Try Murine Eye Remedy iDKliaSIKB(SB>IOO..OBIOAGO ford Owners Attestiea! A AaMH MM MA M" m NBuVK OK Hi 1 Emm- 7>t«fW SPECIAL PISTON MNGS atop all oar boo dapostts sad fouled spark plaga. „ Increase oompraarioa aad 9«*fi voadartsDy. Guaranteed to do tha wwfc at your moaey back. $8.00 Pgft SET OP S •VBM-TTTSS sti* la alt aato. Inckir W. N. r. • «r. CHICAGO. MO. . t.. Jj; v ^ -:.*?« .•> 4 \ v.s -'-v< • ..Hs?