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mm •O MB "Ifl CANT FIAT THEM ALL 80 WS PlAriHE BEST" TdHM Monte Blvt Bronson PLAINDEALER, • • ^V%V' £"S i ^ , «• $ . &" \J *% I A STORY OF A CROOK TEAT WASN'T SO CROOKED A Battling Big Town Romance "!*/ - aai *e y. • COLLEGIANS, : • v . * ' SATURDAY MARCH SI A1 Wilson 'j :' jjire-Devil Aviator V > Sit mOH SATJNDEKS The Nervous King of the Clouds with VAUDEVILLE Path* World's Latest News And the Next Chapter of4K> Great Adventure Play ^"THE TRAIL OF THE TIGER" SUNDAY . APRIL 1 /Matinee 2:S6 WOMAN WJ8* •• with. .V'<^ \ William Russel June Colly or THE ROLLICKING ROMANCE of i Roaming Ne'er-Do Well •„ with N x VAUDEVILLE and the Comedy BABY CLOTHES DAT • TUISDAY awl wl' Miserables 'K Victor Hugo's IMMORTAL CLASSIC A Total of Over 5,Mt People hi MM Gigantic Scenes PRODUCED IN FRANCE Owing to the Length of this Program there will be but One Performance given each night, starting promptly at 8:15. TITLES IMPORTANT IN WASHIN6T0N LIFE "PUT" TALKS ABOUT KHENRY BASKETBALL jJXM" Washington.--Official life in Washington runs by rigid social rules, and one of the things the newcomer must learn, If he likes to conform. Is the proper way to address those who make up society In the national capital. It one should happen apon President Coolldge some morning In the park it would not be regarded as exactly correct to say "How do you do, Mr. Coolldge." Rather, one would lift his hat and give htm a "Good morning, Mr. President" The manner in which a President should be addressed has provided some interesting pages in American history. In the early days of the republic, when the heavy requirements of European royal courts still enveloped the colonists, there were many who insisted he should be called "Tour Excellency," but this did not set well with a young democracy. "Mr. President" Proper. Wives of the first American President had a great deal to do with this. Mrs. Adams never referred to her husband as President in any way. She said "Mr. Adams" when it was necessary. But gradually the title "Mr. President" has come into good usage, and today even Mrs. Coolldge, like her Immediate predecessors, speaks of her husband as "the President- Newspapers frequently refer to the Executive as "Mr. Coolldge," but this is mainly to vary the monotony of .composition. The correspondent, in speaking to him, always say "Mr. President" The rules are equally well established concerning members of the cabinet All of them are addressed as "Mr. Secretary" except in the case of the postmaster general and the attorney general, where more latitude is permitted. A great many address Postmaster General New and Attorney General Sargent as "General," but this somewhat confusing salutation does not suit some of those who come In contact with these officials anil they have adopted the less ponderous form and say merely "Mr. New" or "Mr. Sargent." Most every one addresses Vice President Dawes as "Mr. Vice President," although a considerable groupi especially among the newspaper men, stick to his army title and call him "General." Mr. Dawes likes this salutation better than the more awkward "Mr. Vice President." In the senate, ofwhich he is presiding officer, he Is addressed as "Mr. President." Members of that body are always addressed as "Senator,'•-wlthough their wives refer to them as "Mr. Jones" or "Mr. Reed," or whatever the case might be. There Is ho fixed form of salutation for members of the house of representatives. Generally speaking their names are prefixed by the plain everyday "Mr.," although many address them as "Congressmen," or by some previously earned or complimentary title such as "Judge," "Doctor," or 'Colonel" Taft Is "Mr. Justlee." William Howard Taft is MMr. Justice," and occasionally "Mr. Chief Jus* tice." His associates on the Supreme court are addressed as -"Mr. Justice," but members of other federal courts are merely "Judge Smith" or as the case may be. But the newcomer to Washington is taxed most strenuously when he comes to a conversation with an envoy from foreign oountry. Washington has developed a relatively simple usage for foreign representatives. An ambassador always is "Mr. Ambassador," and a minister plenipotentiary always Mr. Minister," no matter what has wen his station in European society. Why Every User Becomes a Friend "Never has any other cough medicine acted so quickly and satisfactorily as Foley's Honey and Tar Compound; and it gives complete satisfac tion to friends who uqp it on my recommendation," says J. D. McComb Toledo, Ohio. It spreads a healing, soothing coating in an irritated inflamed throat stops coughing, raises phlegm easily. No opiates to cause constipation, no chloroform, no "dope." You take no chances with cough or cold when you buy Foley's Honey and Tar Compound. Ask for it. Thos ' P. Bolger, Druggist. Consistent advertising bring results. is SON to In New Location After April 1st N.W. Cor. Green and Elm ^ Streets ML HENRY FREU1TC OPTOMETRIST Eyes Scientifically Ex- ^ amineel Glasses Recommended Only When Needed Honrs: Every Evening from 7 to 9, except Saturday. All Day Wednesday from 9 a. m. to 9 p.m. Phono 176 (From the Woodstock Sentinel) Today's sport artiole is a sixth of a series or articles by "Put" of records of high school teams of McHenry county in basketball during the season just closed. Today's stop is at McHenry. Eleven defeats and only four victories is the record of the McHenry high school on the hardwood floor this season. The record is the worst the McHenry school has had in a number of years. However, many things are tied up in the record and chief among these is that McHenry had practically a green team on the floor during the season Just closed and although victories were not often the players did their best and deserve much credit With the loss of practically all of the players which made McHenry a county and district threat during the four years previous to this season Coach Stringer was forced to assemble a new front line. Graduation Harts When graduation takes four or five regulars from a basketball team it is hard to put a team on the floor the next season. Coach Stringer worked hard and although defeats were chalked up quite often some of the scores were so close that a break men during the season. The local team was forced to the limit to win the game. The final home game for McHenry against Crystal Lake was also a humdinger and the Lakers won in the last few seconds. In the district meet Plato Center eliminated McHenry in the first round. Joe Barbian was the outstanding star for .McHenry although Frett and Harrison played good ball. Dowell had plenty of size but was unable to use It to much advantage although he tried hard. BarbiaA will be lost by graduation as well as Dowell Plenty of good material will be on hand for next season and MoHenry's hopes look much brighter. would have turned the game the other way. McHenry's fight in the county tournament against Woodstock was one of the best exhibitions of the Stringer- Stringer To Leave If reports are true Coach Stringer will not return to McHenry next year. "Put" is not sure of this, but rumors say Stringer will not return. During his reign at McHenry he has* turned Out some mighty fine basketball teams. McHenry's season just closed can be termed an off season that comes In all high schools when a large number of graduates have played together for three or four years. It generally leaves the ranks pretty thin for a few seasons to 'follow. "Put" has enjoyed working With Mr. Duker and his staff of the McHenry high. McHenry teams always put up a clean brand of basketball. The Sentinel takes this opportunity to show the record of the McHenry team for last season and also wish it more luck and successes for next season. McHenry 10, Huntley 18. McHenry 21, Woodstock If. McHenry 9. Belvidere 29. McHenry 17, Hebron 24. .McHenry 26, Hebron 16. McHenry 14, Crystal Lake 26. McHenry 23, Belvidere 30. McHenry 32, Richmond 19. McHenry 15, Harvard It. McHenry 32, Huntley B. McHenry 27, Marengo M. McHenry 24, Woodstock 17. McHenry 24, Harvard 27. McHenry 9, Plato Center 20. McHenry 22, Crystal Lake 24. SENATOR DAHJBT TQttNBY-GENBftAL'S Republican voters of niiaoli» in State Senator Dailey of Peoria, have a candidate for the party nomination for Attorney general for whom they can vote with considerable pride. He has served his district in the General Assembly for twenty-two years--a record of continuous service enjoyed by few members of the legis lature. Twenty years of this time was spent in tthe state senate to which he was elected five terms. 'Senator Dailey is a man1 of outstanding ability and he has been a power to the upper branch of the legislature for years. His activity against bad legislation and in support of constructive measures has left his senatorial friendships untarnished. His ability as a lawyer, particularly as to the constitutional phase of that profession, is recognized by members of the bar. The Senate, many members, of which are attorneys of high standing, often sought his opinion on questions of constitutional law being considered in upper branch. As an orator he is without a peer in the state senate and word >that Senator Dailey was to speak always drew crowded galleries. In over a century of statehood Illinois has had many attorney generals but few, if any, was so well fitted by experience and ability to serve the State in that capacity as Senator Dailey. lit announcing his candidacy for the Republican nomination for the office he seeks Senator Dailey said: "For twenty-two years I have served the people of this State as a member pf the Genejral Assembly. During the last sixteen years I have been honored with the chairmanship of the judiciary committee of the senate. "During this period I have also served from time to time" ojn the most important senate committees, whose functions embraced the subjects of agriculture, apportionment, apporpriations, banking, chairtable institutions, Corporations, deep waterways, education, good roads, insurance, labor, mining, municipalities, public utilities and railroads. The formulation and shaping of legislation covering every phrase of the social and economic life of this state have been the subject matter for consideration of these committees on which I have had the honor to serve. "It is my belief that my service to the people of the state can be greatly emhanced through the office of At torney General, in which I may be privileged to intejpert and enforce the laws." Beatf Httttold. died 4k St Jooiph's hospital it Bfin on Friday, March £8,19tt,wttere ho h been for several weeka following an accident which occurred at Crystal Lftke on Feb. 24. Mr. Simes, who for several years hfcd been a resident of Crystal Lake, was injured the morning of Feb. 24, When struck by the car driven by W. C. Hapner of Crystal Lake, the acci dent occurring on Main street near Sherman street. Mr. Simes' injuries im»1nd*^ * fracture of the base of the skull and death came on Friday at St. Joseph's hospital as a result of the fracture. Previous to the time when Mr. Simes had made his home with his daughter, Mrs. Johnson, of Crystal Lake, he was a resident of McHenry, where he is remembered by many friends. He was a charter member of the Modern Woodman camp of this city, many of whose members attended the funeral and who acted as pallbearers. Deceased was born in Grant, Lake county, Illinois, on Feb. 29, 1862. Two daughters, Mrs. Clara Johnson of Crystal Lake and Mrs. Henriette ChubarofF of Buffalo, N. Y., survive htm, as well as a brother, William Simes, of this city. Funeral services were held at Crystal Lake at 1:30 o'clock Tuesday afternoon with burial at Woodland cemetery, McHenry. Services at the cemetery were in charge of the Modern Woodmen of America. ; : ^ ^ RICHARD GIVEUST Richard Givens, 72 years old, succumbed at his home at 557 Raymond street, Elgin, 111., at 7:45 o'clock Monday night, following a lingering illness. For the past fourteen years he had been a resident of Elgin and prior to making his home in Elgin he resided for many years in McHenry. He was born in Sunderland, England, on Dec. 19, 1855. He was a member of St. Mary's church and Elgin Court, No. 137, Catholic Order of Foresters. Besides the widow, Lucille Givens, he is survived by one son, Carter Givens, and a sister, Mrs. Emma Mc- Ginnis, of Elgin. Funeral services were held Thursday morning, March 29, at 9 o'clock, from the Waite-Ross-AIlanson funeral church and at 9:30 from St. Mary's church, Elgin. Interment at Mount Hope cemetery. Will Transplant Smelt to Feed Idaho Salmon Washington.--The transplanting of fresh-water smelt from eastern Maine to the waters of Idaho is planned In an experiment now being tried out by the United States bureau of fisheries, the forest service and the Idaho state game commission. Smelt is the natural food of the landlocked salmon, and the object of introducing the Maine smelt in Idaho is to produce an abundant and suitable forage fish to serve as food for salmon and trout The smelt live principally on minute forms of life which ordinarily occur In abundance in deep-water lakes and turn this Into a readily available trout food. Salmon has been Introduced in the Redfish lake section of Idaho and it is believed that the planting of the smelt will make favorable results much more certain. worst comes to worst, I suppose we can go and live with your parents." Wife (equally gloomy); "Not a chance. They're, already living wittt their parents."--Punch. Helen had never seen false teeth. Oine day at camp, she saw a woman wash her teeth besides her tent and then replace them. Helen said: "Now take out your tongue."-- Children. That New York burglar who stole 1&6 dozen fountain pens probably wanted to be sure he'd get one that would 'write.--Southern T.aqnherman. Doctor (after examination): "You have a constitution of iron, madam." Obese Patient: "I have often wondered wtiaft mactye Dental Digest. *e >o heavy."-- McHenry All Wheat Breakfast v Cereal Keeps You Fit * your grocer has It MRS, ARMINDA COtfeY Mrs. Arminda Colby, 82 years old, died at the home of Willard Colby, Waukegan, Wednesday morning following a stroke of paralysis which she suffered Saturday night. Funeral services will be held at the BC. E. church in McHenry Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock, if a son, F. T. Colby of Burlingame, Calif., arrives in time. He is expected Saturday Morning. Otherwise the service will se postponed until a later date. HERMAN J. SOHAEFKft Moving and Long Distance Hauling Phone 126-R IfcHanry, Illinois Survey Reveals Average Worth of Men Buyers New York.--Retail merchants have it all figured out how much the average man is worth, from their standpoint. The National Retail Dry Goods association is told that a customer on the books of a men's clothibg store Is worth Just $85 a year, while on the accounts of a More handling women's clothing specialties a customer is worth $236. The department store's customer Is worth $362 a year, the furniture store's $87--once the home has been furnished--and the shoe store's from $35 to (68, according to the size of the family. „ Peter Wm. Frett Republican Candidate for REPRESENTATIVE ot Lake, McHenry and Boone Counties "Just where did the automobile truck hit you?" asked the dealer. "Well," said the injured young woman, "if I had been wearing a license plate it woul4 have been badly damaged."-- Southern Lumber Journal. If old man Methuselah had known something about vitamins, had his tonsils out and used the right kind of tooth paste, there is no telling how long he would have lived.--D«flt*l Digest As the Mayor of the City of McHenry has made an unquestionable record. He knows the need of the district, and with the experience he has had in Veterinary Science is best fitted to serve in the interest of both the r farmer and those living in the cities. Durng the T.B. testing he offered his services gratis to the farmers of his section. Last spring (1927, he se- - cured a carload of big fish for the lakes, and it was his fight against another dam cross the Fox Eiver last summer that successfully saved One Hundred and Seventy Five Thousand Dollars of the taxpayers monijr. HE PLEDGES TO SUPPORT A Deep Water Way thru the Fox River Valley, y Fish Hatcheries and Game Preserves for the district. This means better fishing and hunting. He will endeavor to get more indemnity for cattle ; reacting thru the T.B. test. \ 4 To vote for him on April 10th, is to write your own 4 guarantee fdr Honest, Capable, Fearless Representation. Send him to the legislature and you're going to be Represented. Ha* Unique Distinction vtA youth of seventeen, known to the Indians as "Rising Wolf," wits the first white man to see the mountains of Glacier park. He was commissioned by the Hudson's Bay company to establish trade relations wtth the Rlickfeet hunters. ] MASON CONTRACTORS ' ~>b * CINORIfK BITILDIHO UHITS Telephone McHenry 600-M-l or • I M I M I I M I I I M MOW i~if r*»->r * r - - -•---- - - - ** **^^r^T^iniryi-inry njiuuuuu»j0il3%r The Confidence of the Public in the NEW MODEL "A" FORD, as shown by the large number of; unfilled orders w£ hsive on is Wonderful New Car. Call for a demonstration and yon will know ** why there is nothing quite like H in design, ^pality and price. ... 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