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v:->; "8tf0|j bfi - ,. 1 TS ME," BffB TELLS ^^Whh Chauffeur Had to Laugh When Arretted for Violating Park- Ing Rulea. Omaha.--Patrolman Parey Saptoncka was irritated when he aaw a ,^7;'arfe- expensive sedan parked la • '""'T-.-jrif110 parkinS" space. -w?at're you d°ing In that safety • fcone ?' he demanded of the chauffeur. The chauffeur lolled back in his <} 'seat and dragged comfortably on hla dgaret. "This place Is good enough for me," he announced. "You can't scare me." "Come and see a Judge," shouted v Saplonicka. In Police court Judge George • Holmes was equally irritated. v "Just because you drive a highpriced car you can't get away with ,?jthat," said he. "I ought to give you 90 days." "Ha, ha," laughed the chauffeur. "You laugh at me and I'll give you 60 days," threatened Judge Holmes. "Ha, ha,*' gurgled the chauffeur,. **you still make me laugh." , "Put this impudent fellow In Jail jfor 90 days," exclaimed Judge Holmes. , '"How do you like that, my good fellow?* "Pretty fair for a police Judge," chuckled the Chauffeur. "It doesn't impress me greatly, but that's because time doesn't mean much to me anyway. You see, I'm one of Warden Fenton's chauffeurs at the Nebraska penitentiary at Lincoln. I'm ia for AY, tnTLY 28. 1928 fi P That Settled it "Why did Sally break her engagement with Jack?" "She tried to cut her initials on a window with the diamond he gave her and--* "Didn't it work?" "Weil, when she looked .jfor the initials she found them on the diamond."--Cincinnati Enquirer. PLAINDEALER PUBLICITY PAYS Band of Caugfct fcy Soviet Police Moscow.--The operations of a gang of 20 women thieves here have been cut short by the arrest of their leader, Mme. L Kachnnovltch. The police Indicate that these women have robbed hundreds pf homea to the leading Russian cities over a long period of time. |(me. Kachanovitch Is described Cs a highly cultured and elegantly dreqped woman who has been living for some time in the best Moscow hotels. Her game has been to Insert advertisements in various newspapers announcing that she sought a place for her maid, whom she recommends highly, but whom for various reasons ehe could %o longer employ. In this way she got her confederates into good homes, which soon thereafter were mysteriously burglarized. The arrest of one of these "maids" recently on suspicion led to disclosures involving Mme. Kachanovitch and her 19 assistants. Cop Plays Samaritan, Leads Men to Jail Kansas City, Mo.--O. T. Eltuck, forty-six years old, and Claude Coate, forty-five, have a pet peeve from now on, and that is patrolmen in Kansas <3ity, Kan., who play good Samaritans. Recently Edward Towers, patrolman at the Rosedale police station iu Kansas City, Kan., was standing outside the station watching motor cars roll by. He saw a car driven by Eituck weaving down the street. It stopped within 250 feet of the station. Patrolman Towers walked to where the car stopped In an effort to aid the stalled motorists. He did aid them--ill fact, he aided both Eituck and Coate to the police fetation. Eituck was detained on charges of Intoxication, careless driving, and possession of liquor and Coate was booked on an intoxication charge. Many dollars are saved by reading the ads in the Plaindealer each week. Carload of good draft colts and horses will be sold * .tK'SJ. T Jk:. JULY 28 at 1 o'clock sharp at i-is4 ^ -y ** f-.\'"f C. & N, Some broke and wtM witrofan . GROVER & WHITE . f'-: Owner$ BUILD WITH Duntile Own the finest home on your street and yet save monty%^ Phone oi for thla valn«bl« booklet. Telia tlM complete story of m. better buildtaff m«.terl».l. 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Hanly of Elgin was a McHenry visitor Monday. Harry Fay of Elgin was a recent McHenry visitor. George Buss was a Chicago visitor over the week-end. Mrs. J. E. Freund was a recent business visitor in Chicago. Mrs. Ada Bobb of Free port ii visiting friends here this week. ^ Miss Harrie Bobb of Chicago spent the week-end with friends here. ^ Mrs. Elizabeth Krause of Woodstock visited with McHenry relatives Friday. Mrs. Glen Robison of Woodstock visited with relatives here Thursday. Laurence Sen ten of Chicago was a Sunday guest in the Fred Karls home. Mir. and Mrs. Frank Chapman of Woodstock were McHenry callers Friday. Miss Maud Granger of Chicago spent Saturday night at her home here. Mrs. Kate Wagner of Colorado is visiting her mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Smith. Miss Verona Freund, who has been working in Chicago, is now at home again. Mrs. Frank Thurlwell spent several days'last week and this week with relaties in Chicago. Charles Frances and James Comiskey of Chicago were McHenry visiors Wednesday. Richard B. Walsh of Chicago visited with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Wialsb Sunday. Mrs. J. A. Craver spent last week in Elgin, where she took treatments at the hospital. Mrs. Lucia Perkins of Los Angeles was a guest of her niece, Mrs. Silas Swales, Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Richardson of Spring Grove visited in the F. A. Cooley home Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Mat Karls and son, Bobby, of Chicago spent Sunday in the Fred Karls home. Miss Grace Arabelle Hanly of Elgin is spending a week in the home of her aunt, Mrs. W. A. Sayler. Miss Louise Chamberlin returned home Friday from a visit with relatives at Muskegon, Mich. Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Colman of Chicago visited in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Karls Sunday. Leander Hughes of Chicago was a tisitor in the home of his father, Jtmes Hughes, Wednesday. R. A. Thompson is enjoying a two weeks' vacation from his duties at the McHenry Lumber company. Wfclter Besley, Jr., of Woodstock played in the band at the concert given ia the park Monday evening. Mr. and Mrs. William Karls and family of Chicago were week-end guests in the Fred Karls home. Wtilliam Green spent last week at Dundee, where he assisted in the opening of a National Tea Co. store. Dr. W. C. Besley and son, Walter, Jr., of Woodstock were Thursday eve ning callers in the W. A. Sayler home T. J. Walsh, in company with his •on, Richard B. Walsh, of Evanston, aaw the hall game in Chicago Satur day. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wynkoop and other of Woodstock attended the band concert at the park Monday eve- Mr. and Mrs. Harry Alexander of Hebron viaited in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Thompson Saturday evening. Dr. W. C. Besley and son, Walter, and Mrs. Harvey Price of Woodstock were McHenry visitors Monday evening. Miss lone Thomas of Morton Grove is visiting in the home of her aunts, Mh. P. H. Weber and Miss Clara Schiessle. Mrs. Edward Comiskey and sisters, M3rs. Keenan and Mrs. Sheehan, of Chicago were calling on McHenry friends Thursday. Misses Pauline Pufahl, Kathleen Powers and Norma Whiting, who have been attending school at DeKalb, returned home Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Lee Woodward of Racine, Wis., were guests in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Vycital, few days last week. Mrs. John Bushaw and sons of Rockford spent several days this week in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Thurlwell. .Gerald Newman returned home Sunday from the Victory Memorial hospital at Waukegan, where he underwent an operation several days ago. Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Sayler and daughters, Viola and Joyce, of Woodstock called on their parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Sayler, Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. George A. Hanly and daughter, Grace, and Mrs. Mary Phillips of Elgin visited over the weekend in the home of Mrs. Htanly's sister, Mrs. W. A. Sayler. Mr. and Mrs. Carl Schmitt and children of Chicago spent Sunday in the Fred Kamholz home. Little George Schmitt remained to spend the week With his grandparents. Mrs. Thomas McCabe and little daughter returned to Gary, Ind., on Wednesday, after spending several weeks in the home of her parents, Dr. and Mrs. R. G. Chamberlin. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Smith of Chicago, who recently returned from their honeymoon trip, spent a few days last week with friends in this vicinity. Mrs. Smith was formerly Miss Margaret Stenger. i Mr. and Mrs. Robert Thompson, in Company with Mir. and Mrs. H. u Hughes of Ringwood, (left Sunday morning oik a two weeks' vacation trip to the Black Hills, S. D. They carried full camping outfit and plan to enjoy the motor trip to the limit, going by the way of Iowa, Nebraska, Hot Springs and through the southern entrance to the Black Hills as far at Deadwood, and returning through Minnesota and Wisconsin. Mrs. Lang of Indiana is a guest of Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Nye. Miss Mary Walsh visited in Chicago over the week-end. "Mrs. E. E. Bassett visited with relatives at Woodstock Sunday. Mrs. B. J. Brefeld and daughters were Elgin visitors Tuesday. Mrs. M. Worts and daughter, Rose, were Woodstock visitors Saturday. Miss Marjorie Phalin of Chicago spent the week-end at her home here. Mias Pauline Pufahl and Miss Lura Leech were Chicago ' visitors Tuesday. Mrs. William Teach is spending the week with relatives at Silver Lake, Wis. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Malone of Elgin visited in the M. J. Walsh home last week. . ' H Daniel Coffey of Chicago spent Sunday in the home of Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Walsh. Ed Larkin and daughter, Marian, of Elgin visited in the E. Knox home Sunday. Mrs. Gene Zoia of Woodstock spent Thursday with Mr. and Mrs. Peter Doherty. Mr. and Mrs. L. F. Newman visited in the George Eddy home at Elgin Thursday. J Mrs. Laura Kent and Mrs. Ed Kelter were Genoa City visitors Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Arnter of Morton Grove were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. George Bohr. Mr. and Mrs. Herman Salzman of Woodstock were week-end, guests in the M. J. Baur home. Mr. and Mrs. E. Knox and daugh« ters, Dorothy and Genevieve, visited at Mundelein Moifday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Kennebeck, Jr., moved into their new home east of Fox River last week. John Sutttin of Chicago and Ray Deady of Alabama visited in the Edmund Knox home Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Marcellus Meyers and daughter of Chicago visited in the Phil Meyers home Sunday. Miss Margaret Murphy of Milwaukee, Wis., is visiting in the home of Mr. and Mrs. F. Hughes. Mrs. Henry Wetengel of Bellview, Ky., visited a few days last week with Frank Hughes and family. Mr. and Mrs. George Kamholz and little son of Chicago visited in the Fred Kamholz home Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. E. Knox and daughters, Genevieve and Dorothy, visited at Burlington, Wis., Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. John Brefeld and daughter, Norma, of Waukegan visited in the B. J. Brefeld home Sunday-. Mrs. Frank Hughes and children, Frances and Raymond, visited last week at Milwaukee and Hbly Hill. Mr. and Mrs. James L. Burke of Chicago were week-end guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Walsh. Mrs. Emma Schmallfeldt of Silver Lake, Wis., visited in the home of her sister, Mrs. William Tesch, last week. Miss Virginia Sable of Morton Grove is spending the week in the home of her aunt, Mrs. George Bohr. Mrs. Paul Bonslett of Crystal Lake is spending a month in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. R. I. Overton. Raymond Newman of Chicago is spending the week with his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Linus Newman. Mrs. Mhrgaret Gillis and son, Harold, of Woodstock visited in the home of her sister, Mrs. Peter Doherty, Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Walsh and sens, James and Joseph, visited Dr. and Mrs. H. F. Cannon at Waukegan Thursday. Mrs. Agnes Lewis and children of Kenosha, Wis., are visiting in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. William Tesch. Mildred Callahan of Chicago returned home Tuesday, after spending several days in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Peter Doherty. Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus Cobb and Mr. and Mrs. Robert Houlihan and son of Chicago are visiting in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Louis McDonald this week. Mr. and Mrs. M. Forman and sons of Zanesville, Ohio, who visited last week with Mr. and Mrs. Frank1 Hughes and family, left for a trip in northern Wisconsin. Mr. and Mrs. George Phalin and daughter, Terry, in company with Mr. and Mrs. G. C. Peter, of Woodstock, spent Sunday with Mr. Peter's parents at Allenton, Wis. Miss Julia McLaughlin left Monday on a motor trip to Dawes, Iowa, with her aunt, Mrs. W. H. McLaughlin, where she will make an indefinite visit with her aunt and uncle. Mrs. W. H. McLaughlin, son, William, and daughters, Ardath and Sybil, of Dawes, Iowa, and Mr. and Mrs. Gene McLaughlin and Mrs. Jane McLaughlin of Chicago spent Sunday in the Thomas McLaughlin home. Mrs. Henry Kennebeck and sons, Arthur and John, and daughter, Marcella, left the first of the week on a^ motor trip to visit friends and relatives at Rochester, Minn., St. Paul, and other points in Wisconsin and Iowa. Mr. and Mrs. John Miller, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Michels, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph King, Mr. and Mrs. William May, Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Freund and Mrs. M. J. Freund motored to Chicago Wjednesday, where they surprised Mrs. L. M. Baer and spent a pleasant day with her. Mr. and Mrs. William Sullivan of Chicago are guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Louis McDonald this week. They are spending their honeymoon here, having just arrived from Niagara Falls, where the first part of their wedding trip was spent. Mrs. Sullivan was formerly Miss Harriet Cobb, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. F. H. Cobb, of Chicago. Recent guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Purvey were Mr. and Mrs. Johnson of Woodstock, Mr. and Mrs. Burleigh and children of Fox Lake, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Purvey and daughter, Josephine, and Mabel Allen of Crystal Lake, Mildred MicShane and William Clarkston of Chicago, Mrs. George Jones of Chicago and Mr& L. B. Compton of Woodstock. Misses Jaunita Keg and Virginia Engeln were Woodstock visitors Tuesday. Ann Bardar of Chicago was a guest in the home of Mr. ana Mrs. John Engeln last week. Miss Virginia Engeln 1ms returned home, after spending two weeks with friends and relatives in Chicago. JOHN A. BUSLEE John A Buslee, 84 years old, died at his home at 1312 N. Monticello avenue, in Chicago, on Saturday, July 21. He is survived by his wife, eight children, thirteen grandchildren and three great-grandchildren. Funeral services were held Tuesday, July 24, at 2 o'clock from Our Savior's church, with interment at Mount Olive. The deceased was the father of John Buslee, who is well known in this vicinity, where he spends much of his time during the summer months. Among those from McHenry who attended the funeral were Mr. and Mrs. Julius Gruenfeldt and Mr. and Mrs. John McMahon. MRS. ANNA ADAMS Mrs. Anna Adams, 70 years old, died at her home in Chicago Sunday morning, after an illness of several weeks. Funeral services were held Tuesday afternoon at 2 o'clock in Chicago. Mrs. Adams was the mother of Mrs. Frank Thurlwell of this city. Boiids Worth $105,000 Found in Waste Pap&r New London, Conn.--Missing from the office of the First National Bond Corporation of New York and Boston (the bond department of the First National Bank of Bopton In New York) for several days, a package containing negotiable bonds valued at $105,- 000 was found in a bale of waste paper at a papejr box plant 1 The bonds disappeared shortly after they had been received In New Tork from the Union Trust Company of Cleveland by registered mail. On the slight chance that they might be found in the waste paper removed from the office on that day, the boqd corporation officials communicated with the company which disposes of the paper and learned that it had been baled and shipped to the Robert Galr company. ^'hen one of the t>ond company olllclfils arrived here he was told that six of the twenty-two bales received already had been ground Into pulp. An examination of the other sixteen bales was started and before the search had gone very far the envelope containing the bonds was found. Warf War!! War!!! ;~vfi DEOLAKZD AT Louis'. Crystal Ball R< FOX RIVER OROVE. ILLINOIS July 28,1928 Y '• ..BETWEEN TWO ORCHESTR. RUSS GAEDE AND HIS COLLEGIANS and '• MARTY GLA8;J AND HIS ORCHASTRA ^ DANCING EVERY SATURDAY NITE ^ I mm • • .. *m 4 « ^ \ 1 Waiter Peels Grapes for Prince of fnAt Pari*.--The Aga Khan of India, whom England accords a salute of eleven guns, Is head of the Ismalli Mohammedans. The Aga Khan doeent ltke the skins of grapes, and he is the kind of a prince who won't be bothered by any such small Job as skinning. When he came to Paris for the rac-, lng season he brought with him a little jewel case In which were two small silver Instruments, one to hold the grape and the other to Jerk off the skin. He turned them over to the maltre d'hotel of then restaurant where he usually dines. Now, whenever the Aga Khan favors that place by appearing a waiter peels grapes, so aU the Aga Khan has to do is to put ttw la his mouth and swallow. Ohio Physician to Fight Fever in Braz3 Troy, Ohio.--Health Commissioner Porter J. Crawford has received confirmation of his appointment as a regular member of international health division of tbe Rockefeller foundation. He will be stationed In Brasil for the nest three years and his Immediate duties will be to aid In protecting that area against yellow fever. The attention of Rockefeller foundation officials was attracted to Doc* tor Crawford by his success In or» ganlzing the Miami county health unit and putting It on a high plane of efficiency, | v Starting v fciWkn *> Values that You Can Depend On When we recondition a used car we do the Job thoroughly. The motor is gone over completely trr expert mechanic* using Genuine parts far all replacements. Then we attach a Red O. K. Tag to the radiator Cap showing exacdy what units of the car have bam put into first class condition. This tag Is your guarantee of quality and superior vainat If you wnnt to secure an unusual, dependable wlwinti used car visit our used car display. HETTERMANN MOTOR SALES Phone 191 West McHenry You,Too, . >VfflBeWlQ Satisfied > * r W •*"' -1'- j / r. -&> y ^ f •> : • - *-> ^ -v I-- We made an investigation not long ago, m which we interviewed 'a, lot , of people who owned their homes. We asked each of them this question: "Would you be willing to go back to rentingf" ^ & Every one of them, without a ""irh 4 ? 5 replied: "No! Of oourse not!" v"' w > Hr; r ; • villi * • d These were all people in average circumstanoes. i They were all people whose permanence in i* *•' their town was no more aesnred than yours , , ours. " Bnt every one of them was satisfied; Every one was glad he had built. - When you build a home--from our materials-- and we send you a questionnaire asking if yon'd like to rent again, * Yon will give the same answer: -v • "No! Of course not. I'm satisfiedf" T\/f r"LJENRY LUMBER ffj •AT JL LX JL Quality and Service First • MANY MONEY-SAVING VALUES OUR ADVERTISERS OFFER YOU Quality West McHenry, M. McHenry Quality Market Phone 256 4#" Next Door to A. & P. STORE Open Sunday 8:15 to JLO &. m. i ji iiiiyfn mid if ijiifii Specials tor Friday arid Saturday You can cave money buying your Meats at this market Highest Quality and Lowest Prices always prevail here. >; '-m V { ' •* H rV/sI, KERBER'S PICNIC HAMS PORK BUTT ROAST FANCY BOILING BEEF FANCY BAGOK , SQUARES pound |pound poum- ... pound Z1C 27c 18c 18cr PORK LOQV ROAST KERBER'S FANCY BACON BOSTON BONELESS LEG LAMB CHOICE BONELESS VEAL ROAST pound WHOLE OR HALF pound . pound m - . i * ' "30c 29c 36c 34c McHenry's Leading Market assures yon Highest Quality and Low saviag ywi money every day. Phone or call early every day. . ^ ^ f/;f; •fiji "vv