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? i, 4*. V: t W m Y, DECEMBER 6,1088: iME M'HENRY PLAINDEALER Publlafced every Thursday at McHeAy, 111., by Charles P. Renich. w r t.h# act of May 8. 1879. • V;v _ :. \> tonriptil TdH1 iimiifciHifi ...... Monfts 4J*M§ ...$1.00 A. H. MOSHER, Editor aad Manager A "hop-off* 8houl<3K;have a roond- <§flp ticket with accidelt insurance. It most he something an equalisation fee US8ia. : ' the order alia Soviet There must be occarionJi when a jjermnnent parole Is almost\as good ?" s a pardon. -- The difference between a godd and bad reputation k that the former * Saeasily lost. 4 ' A leading campaign piotlwa nowlr '•:tiVi«K>w a 0Hn(lidate can potot with pride r ;'ln a radio speech. 'W' The honeymoon is over when lie to tell h<fr what ia wrong with adction bridge. T&I:, 'j? Thf slender budget and a bett worn lightly around the public parse will •||e fashionable this fall. V Also, what ever became of the oldishloned man who coald almost make § career of smoking a pipe? Cfapaign years are those in which fhe word "pernicious" is used to.de- "Scribe something besides anemia. . In, the Old Times when a boy went Swimming against orders he was sun- '•'""••i t'ljtorned and tanned but in different ^ if cleanlfaess Is nevt frMgcdlhms, ,,1fcere ought to be a special dtspenaa- •'•ffilon to save soap factories from de- ^iMIraction. The more yon nor^p a grievance the faster it grows. The fake promoter thrives because soiie people, will believe., anything once. 's ' ~ . > The mnttntiliig brevity of Women's skirts might, well set a'needed style for the' ballot. Tl»e women have to do about eyerytnliig with their hair nowadays except Bit op night with it. m By refraining from talking i» self, a French barber Recently shaved himself tu 27 seconds. Little Willy • wanted to know last night "Who was Diogenes?" and Father said he was a posse. Today's idle wonder is why, in hot weather, postage stamps alwaya stick together but not separately. S'fi. ' X rmm w.m >.$ *« PtequM mm * ?>* f,i CLASSIFIED AEVERT1SEMENTS USE THE CLASSIFIED COLUMNS FOE QUICK RESULTS FOR SALE FOR SALE OR RENT--Double store with flat above, on <3reen street. Ev- FOR SALE-- One double-tub Haag erett Hunter, Jr. Phofie 77-J. 21-tf washing machine, with or without o t^-- 7~Z ------;-- . Geloway 1% h, p. engine; good con- ch°ice, B'* dition. Also International 3 h. p. en- , *ire r ^ 5 s gine and Hercules 8 h. p. engine. ?6nei, . JaM,e8 Priced reasonable. Peter A. Freund, ter' Route 2' McHenry. 28-* phone 614-R-l. Wit;** „_.T_ « FOR SALE--Small chicken farm, be- FOR SALE OR RENT--Farm of 110 tween 4 and 5 acres, *4 mile from acres, known as the D*elley farm, McHenry on Lake Geneva cement located % mile west of Ringwood. road. Mrs. Joe H.' Jttaten, Rte S. A. J. Walter*, 608 Collyer St., Long- Phone 611-J-l. , •j.if moot, Colo. 27-4 - FOR When a woman politician tossea her hat Into the ring she is probably careful tot select an <old one.. A New York educator says teach* ers ja the primary grades'make the hast wives, which isn't surprising. < i . A New York night du proprietress does not (egr th« law?£o long M It H<it £> fo far SB to padlock her Another objection to the thirteenmonth year ii that It will shorten the time between monthly payments. This is ne time for a scientist to he telling us the Son is coding off. We tjiink w^ knoW a thing or two about that. ' "«>- -^It^e did have a whipping post for cert aid"- offenders, some motorist would run a~«tlnj5t It «q3 wrack the thing. Stove. Joo fEennge^mln. d hand B88ebU2277e 2Z SHARE FARM Ft»R RENT-Tested herd furnished; near Griswold Lake. FOR SALE--Modern 7-room house, Inquire of A. H, Hale, Crystal Lake, two blocks from Fox River, paved Phone Crystal Lake 66. ^ 27-jB ZZr K"'ratT ™n"e FOR RENT-D.***,, Wraom. for quick >>le, M,360| J600 down, b«l- S™n.E^?rii"' P**" *nd C®ort Stsance monthly. Kent A Co., McHenry, ,• .' 111. Phone 8. 26-tf Plaques done in bM-relief are the newest development In sealing wax craft. Ooe need&'t be a skilled artist to accomplish exquisite results. These designs are built upon pictures cut from decorated crepe papsr, wal! paper or magasio# covers. The flowers, or birds or whatever the picture, are beilt up ©f soft sealing wax, using a heated thin palette knife. College fraternity insignia plaqaas «uuie In this way . are handsome, .v . -. f?/-' Plaindealer Publicity Pays. 23-tf WANTED FOR SALE--SO tbns corn, 8,000 bu. w 4 xr»pr> ' 1 oats, 600 bn. barley. Phone McHen- m*n f to ^ nra . 0fl .. lish his owtj business. Must be able 17 ^ _fir to furnish automobile, A permanent FOR SALE-- Woodstock typewriter, business where the profits are limited No. 5. Has Jnst been rebuilt at the only by the effort put forth. Pleasant factory and ia like a new machine in outdoor work callings on farmers in every respect. Will sell for $40 cash your home county with complete line if taken at once. Here is an oppor- oi household necessities that have been tunity for someons to get a real bar- °® niarket for 28 years. For full gain. Call 170 or inquire at the information with caiftldg, write Plaindealer office. tf G. C HEBERLI^S COMPANY * . I •• • , Dept. , 329, Bloomintt|il, Dl. 27-2 MTRTSTM AS CARDft-- With your - 'capitalist who only bequeathed >9S to his ^jife may have planned to 4|>are her the expenses of paying In* fieritance tar. ; "Youth #111 b« served," shouted the ; iiate parent of the Indolent daughter, ':<n>ut that does not necessarily include in beA* « When all else fails, it should be a y^^refort t0 itnow that a girl weighing . 'ISO pounds on the Earth would weigh •25 on the Moon. / 'One way to abolish capital punlsh- •1-"^jnent would be to stimulate a reform • ' lhat would reach those who insist on Jeeming deserving of it. If the weather fs trying to make (he women take something else off, it JEoqJ0 as well cool off. It can't be done. An eyebrow is that arched thing which she raises when Junior becomes a bit slipshod with the ketchup. No sensible man i will ran at the filmtaess of feminine attire. Clothes for women were never before so inexpensive. Another good hearty WOrd which light have become a recluse long ago it weren't for political revivals from ime to time, is "pillage." Four o'clock in.the morning is that 1od of otherwise solemn stillness 'hen the milkman's horse sounds like the last act of "Ben Hur." v $• i. ->i:^ Of course, another way of acqulrculture pleasantly, and even prof- , itably. would be to get up ipbook of the classics. Another good robust word, which pretty lonesome time of It ex- ?t in the years divisible by low, la ke orator's delight, "usurp." Casting thy bread upon the witters I all well and good, but nothing is a be gained Dy putting the break ut toast upon a wet platt. It Is only human for the eager hold the ear of the people, to wish he could enjoy • microphone monopoly. name printed , on them ments with .'12 or 16 They cost7 no more Way thari to choose on which no printing can Nice assortlot. ;UI. I illVC MB 6 cards in a to buy them e separate ci MISCELLANEOUS this THE WOODSTOCK toRANCH--of the cards Chicago Piano College, located in be done. Moose Hall. lAstructions in violin, Place your order with the Plaindealer piano, cornet, saxophone, all band innow for delivery in plenty of time struments. Dancing-r-Children^s aero, before Christmas. -• batic bar ballet and ballroom, under -- -- -- -------- the teachings of Mile. Antonette Sher- BARGAIN FOR YOUNG COUPLE-- potaska, Mildred Monte and Louise Cost $3,000 four months ago. Will Bondie HartnoTi H. Watt, Pres., M. V. take $550 for all or will separate. Tomiskey, Manager. 27-4* Beautiful furniture of 4 room apart- -- -- ' ment. 3-pc. silk mohair parlor suite, FARMERS, SAVE YOUR SPRING hand carVted frame; 8-pc. walnut din- PIGS--Pig incubators save,96 to 100 ing room set; two 9x12 Wilton rugs; Per cent of spring pig crop at farrow- 4-pc. walnut bedroom set, complete *n8 time. You can easily own one with spring and mattress; occasional without additional sacpense. Write to ft m Ton Up To Dat« On ttfgli here In McHenry can' a library containing all the lateat books, for sale or rent, located in Mort Ritt's jewelry Store On Elm Street Came In asid look over the aelscttsns. ' Mdlhlac else we knowL^f cfen fill up the average good-sized sedan as conclusively as a yowg a wet' Mlcker. . Ordinary seagoing vessels and railway trains still have their disasters. Calamity i« by ao means lliaiiqA^a aeronasfTles. / "We miss the pigs and the fows," wrote * the country bride who had moved to' the city, "but we still have each other." Just to be different, _•tta horned owl, says one of our leading nature authorities, Is especially fond, of skunk meat ft only coata a cent now to tend a souvenir postal, so the vacationer can afford* to wish that twice as many people were here. , : The plea of an assistant United (States attorney general to lawyers to {iphold the law lacked only an explanation of what the law is. r; Sighted: On the East side Monday, •r. genttemafa with a beard, a green |>arrot and a hand-organ with one '^^aune, as follows: Tony Boy." f' 4 The Office Cynic, who is also the six,1: |»rent of three children under live. r * : i Slays it is probably right about there ^ v. tjbelhg limitless energy in the atom. v* There may be broader and better : highways, and doubtless are, but none well advertised, due to the radio ,ttarltones, as the road to Mandalay. Women are more thrifty than men, "0%;; according to a lecturer on the subject. ho perhaps has investigated Jtbe g possibilities of bridge slid poker. i 3?; The Office Cynic i; in favor of havg the photographer eat any eggs . \;^hich are fried on the Capitol steps ' to iUustrate bow hot It is in Wash' We have been waiting for word that the seven-month»-old infant in Alabama who says, "When do we eat?" ^ ;has put up a battle for a personal / latchkey. 1 am In quite a quandary," wrote Dora to the etiquette editor. "I am on a diet and wonder if It is all rl^ht to wear a dinner ring." An old and shrewd referee in bankruptcy once defined a lie as any assertion which begins "Your Honor, I'll <tell you how it was--" table; 6-pc. breakfast set; lamps; chest of silverware. Must be seen to be appreciated. Will arrange for delivery. 7729 Yates Ave», near 79th 321 111. South Milwaukee, Libertyville, 26-2* WATKINS PRODUCTS--Having takiivery. rn» laies #iv»t j^n en over the „le of the Watkins Pro- St., Chicago, 111. Phope South Shore j ^ now ready to serve this •«7 ^TA im1 • ^ ' .A FUEL OIL FOR SALE--We are now ready to supply the trade with a highgrade distillate oil for all kinds of oil burners. Phone 202-^. Freund OU' Co., McHenry. 24-tf •24-12 entire territory with anything in this line. Phone McHenry 64-J.. Earl M«Andretts. 12-tf TYPEWRITERS Sales and Service. Repaired and Rentals. ' 1 Prompt attention to phone caBs. Phone 649. L. KILTZ,; Woodstock .... 49-tf DEPENDABLE USED CARS ON HAND MORROWS AD CHANGE-- ... 1926 Dodge Business Sedan ..(485 1928 Standard Sedan '775 1926 Ford Fordor Sedan 285 1924 Ford Coupe 85 1926 Chevrolet Couh.WHf^.MW«w -295 1926 Ford Touring 75 1926 Dodge Screen Truck 875 1926 Easy Payment Plan We have a complete line of trucks in 1/^-ton and 11/tj-ton in closed or DEAD ANIMALS -- Highest cash open body types. prices for dead animals. Telephone JAMES MORROW & SON Merrick's, Dundee 810-J-l Reverse *Ph<me 186 West McHenry, 111. charges. Prompt service. 46-tf McHENRY . WAUCONDA MOTOR EXPRESS--We handle express to and from Chicago. Chicago freight department, 411 W. Superior St. Phone McHenry 213-W. 32-tf TUNE--and keep your piano tunea. m Tuning makes your piano a musical International Truck............ 475 inurnment. Phono 274-J or write J. H. Deihl, Woodstock; HL 27-tf Scissor Painted Basket One of the marvel1* of the radio Is the manner In which you can hear a politician say nothing at a distance 6f a thousand miles. Now comes a Scientist who Mys it is not true that love Is blind. That scientist has never attended a swimming party of married folks. An airplane flight that docs M| quite succeed in its purpose is regarded as a fortunate venture if It brings everybody on board back In safety. . It Is quite surprising sometimes to turn to the last chapter of the modern realistic novel end find a number of the characters alive and out of Jail. CHRISTMAS CARDS HERE Have you seen the nice box assortment of Christmas'Cards at the Plaindealer office? We print your name right on the card and they cost no more than other cards without your name. Crude Idmm of Iron if.-f-": The«rst iron ever used by oiaD Wgs called the "metal of heaven," for the very good reason. It Is asserted, tta' that is precisely where It cume from It was Iron from meteorites, fonnd somewhere In the mountains of what Is now Turkey. "Th$ hostess was the cynosnre of .all eyes," says a society writer, deascribing an embassy reception. They probably wondered which folk she ;would pick up. There can't be much'wrong with the econoartc status quo, et cetera, tfhen Mary Pickford's haircut gets as much notoriety as a cut in the national debt. The Arctic circle continues to hold the lure of mysterious adventure. There never yet was a polar expedition that could be rated as^ajp ginequivocal success. ?,/ t H- I-- A sallo.; with fixed bayonet Is guarding the Italian North pole expe- $^1'i,' V-idltion W thrt "view Nobile's dog. base ship, thinking perhaps reporters are anxious to inter- Plans to put the. former kaiser back li the German throne are discussed. ; it,C^jBefore any practical steps can be K, taken In that direation It will be^uecjt^^- esssry t© fed the throne.. f !L» V pv ' It needed only the definite discovm. uthat there is only open sea st • . the North pole to clinch the sad conclusion that all these charming Santi Radio has maty political tages, but if you happen to say something you regret *the following day there irti't a chance to cialnMha Interview wss garbled. The reign of the college boy as an arbiter of fashion is said to be declining. We hope this won't be regarded as Justification Tor boost In the price of hats. J, Sli J^Jrv ' - It is hard to know what people will worry about next, a man In New Orleans having started an agitation for rotary-handled window openers on street cars, similar to those on autofP i .Kfc' A "sci88c>r-palnted" waste basket makes an acceptable yuletlde gift for man, woman or child. One cuts pictures out of Illustrated crepe paper, which costs but a trifle for a whole roll. After the background of the papier mache basket form has been enameled with sealing-wax paint, pa*V' on the pictures very smoothly. When thoroughly dry the whole Is gone over with a coat of transparent amber sealing- wax paint. While this Is still wet one can, If one chooses, sprinkle crystalline beads over Um picture put to give It sparkle. Took Nam* From Patriot The city of Tpsllanti, IJUIi., was named in aonor of a nohle Oreek family who distinguished themselves In the Greek revolution of 1821. Alexander and Demetrius- Yiisilimtl,. w^r1 ardent patriots end Demetrius was a successful leader In the revolt against the Turka Judge Woodward of Detroit selected the name for this set tlsment -- Down oi Imtmlligmttem The development of uiiiu's superior reasoning abilities began with the law of contradiction, according to Prof. T. U Davis of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He first was able to distinguish between yes nnd DO. , . . . . . . f'-; SSJ.L.L.NI ^flCLDOf^ \ DEO. 8 TO U HAVE YOU MET PETER PAN The Doll From Fairyland With the Winking Eyes Parlor Matches, regu- . teritepkgs. 6 boxes for 21c Rice Krispies, per ' ^ ' pkg. Rinso, Urge pfi^. ' each ...LL.L..^^c Clover Hill Shrimp, No. 1 tall cans, each l8c Pure Strained Honey, 1214-02. glass jars, ^ each 23c Borden's Eagle Condensed v |aiik, per can 17c •fop* J. Millar Prop. Bsnrl St. and Riverside Dr. T Evening Straws at 7 an4 9 Matinees On Wednesday a* Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays, S p. m. ^'SATURDAY .DECEMBER 8 Jjsther RiUs^on in - ,i,:. ^SAWDUST ' fi..:- • ALSO<X>MED^ • J "5 tej'i H V'r On the Stage Saturday Doreen Sisters Bob Davis Berlin DaMchig Surpfisatl" also Oeorgette'a F«nou^_ , with ' Miis Josephine Georgette SUNDAY - MONDAY . , DECEMBER 9-lft, % " tllara Bop::-.' ^ - in =• "TPE FLEET J8 IN'^ also PATBB NSWS and COMEDY Woodstock'» BcomKM PfcyHeMM st Klerk are Easy /to ' 'A': Pleas^Jci::iChrhtrftiS^ % &' i*: <^S2.50 A GOOD LOOKING f We can sell you the Rialto for $2.0 > A NICE NECKTIE > ; Ve just got a dandy line from New York for Christmas, each $1.00, $1.50 I. '3' purely Hose are always good. You can't miaa if yon bn£ ti'M "^,0^ Boxee^ !* ^ r •' i" h *'>*>"' ^ ^ •* £*.4 i -T*- -'.'r ^ .k; . "*i *4A Home Owned McHenry, Illinois ' '- hi ' * • •• •" i # p-y" * r - •-< 7'..% -• "^W ' • vJ. ' .j -•-•*'••• \i. 1 %i 1 1 ' -j * j."tec t'• p j*Sr U> '*= -»i -itvf«» v :> .ITS ^ h->- f£> m • tm " 1 <*:•> •' • • . .m. 3orCkristrHa3 Kodak? 5.V BrowniesZy. Thomas P. Bolger ^,1 1*4*' > 9.^. . fx-.'.:. 1.; ; ? *'Illinois Finest Drug Stof^e" •5- * -ir'fij}.-..v • , McHenry v. , ^ _ J- •«;«:Oprt 1. **M H» # i:5*', i 'jS - t :., :1 V.. r- / "JgSyMS . i t '..V M.-r iL.t. • ... V'. . •' , .*.* •'V 'N Louis' Crystal Ballroom "<*8 Yh'sh ' V<# • >fOX RIVER GROV# '• si y it 1 IV FRANK FEAGANS "-A; ' Presentinir #'? • • *>i\r Jv: rf ^T; ,Vr i : \{X &% f-? ipf*. •"'"'."is 4? ... •5# fx* Janesvilk, WiiB&;>^JJ A STAITIJNG REVELATION OF PERLL^SIN&E • m? i"? TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY |? DECEMBER 11-12 r 'Btuter Keaton r^' ... in W: . V "THE CAMERA MAN' Ai#^ NEWS AND CDM^Y; W-' aft. tl ON THE STAG# . The Famous PETERS BROTHE18 Wws^vs asw --r- . THURSDAY - FRIDAY DECEMBER 13-14 'yS.;-; Riohard IMx ^w|it>RAN,OF THg' . MARINES" Special Boxes of Christmas Candy Christmas candies in special boxes that fereathe the spirit of Christmas. The quality of the candy adds tot the pleasure of giving it as a gift, since you know it will please. Bijy your supply of Candy, Cigar*, Etc. from :'y 4 U mt KARLS* 5^. -f- Also Patke News and CSndy Riverside Drive USE THE fiT.AggTVTTO nni.nMWs TfiR nmcic u . : * * ' * • . V w J . " t • lA: ~pr:r • / v . v V ' V 7 1 " i \ • • . / ' » # y" : f-v i' ' Sk'