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THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALE&, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7,1929 ippfiw f'li "VWv-t« '!, cr: ^ r' s v i i •V-7' "i)-< ' " v, f J- v It's usually better to deserve what we get than to get what we desert*. --TW Spur. .. umm ATTENTION tapmotrofffmrnqowstorfiadf Lovlier Lady If Hnotypers must malpe errors, it was appropriate that one of them setting a story about a man seeking a divorce, made it read that the plaintiff asked the court for a change of Venus. Hopkins: "I hear you have invented a new machine. What is it?" Inventor: "It's a revolving nest. When the hen lays an egg, the nest revolves and the egg falls into a receptacle underneath. The hen turns around, and seeing no egg, thinks she has made a mistake, and lays anoth fir."--The Open Road. ' Power of the Press One day when Mr. GlaMfe was golfing, he discovered an old lady calmly seated on the grass in the mid die of the fairway. "Don't you know it is dangerous for you to sit there Madam?" he reminded her. The old l«dy smilingly replied, " it's all right I'm sitting on a newspaper." Twice Told Tales .A ^ Interesting Bits of News Mm (ilf!rom the Columns of - Plaindealer Fifty aad : . Tw«atjr-£r« Yogp^ , (At* « «/ • • ,r . . • - l WAUCONDA m a****" i /ON#* nXt(^L mP fi.sH v. r>*» Help our community to a real prosperity. Join our chapter at The American , hegion Hall, McHenry, riday, February 8th, at 8 o'clock p. m. There are many for the ease of steering the new Ford - • l THE new Ford is exceptionally easy to steer because of the well - proportioned weight of the car, the steel* spoke wheels, the co-ordi-i tiated design of springs and shock absorbers, the size and design of the steering wheel, and the simple mechanical construction of the steering gear* The Ford steering gear is of the worm and sector type used on high-priced cars and is three-quarter irreversible* In simple, non-technical language, this means that 1 the car responds easily and quickly to the steering wheel, t- yet there is no danger of the wheel being jerked from the hands of the driver by ruts or bumps in the road. A light touch guides the car, yet you always have that necessary feel-of-the-road so essential to good driving. : s Strength of materials and careful workmanship give ;, inrosnal stability to the Ford steering gear and housing. The steering worm, for ft instance, is splined to the steering worm shaft iH is stronger, of course, than if • single key ' were used to hold the shaft and worm to* gether. The steering worm sector is forged and machined in the same piece frith its shaft. The housing of the st«n> ing gear mechanism is made of three steel forgings, electrically welded together. This housing is then electrically welded to the steering column. Such a one-piece steel unit is naturally much Sturdier than if several parts were used and bolted or riveted together. Throughout, the new Ford •leering mechanism is so simple in design and so carefully made that it requires practically no attention* The only thing for yol fW do is to have the front steering spindles, spindle connecting rods, and drag link lubricated every 500 miles Mid the steering gear lubricated every 2000 miles. For this work, yon will find it best to consult the Ford dealer. He has been specially trained and equipped to help yon get flie greatest possible use from your car over the longest period of time at a minimnm oft ble and expense. s.^f^tiiFoRD Motor Company Febt 1879 Win. Dow lias removed Ws boot arf*d shoe shop to Howe's block, opposite Frett's & Sons' market, where his customers can hereafter find, him ready to "give them fits" notice. Mr. C. Dunbar, late of Kalamazoo Mich., has rented the art-gallery here1 and expects to have it -ojSen and ready for business in a few days. The board of trustees have had six ladders made, 24 feet long, for the use of the corporation, two of which will be kept at the depot end of the village, two near the ppst office and two in the old town. This is a move in the right direction, and we hope they will continue the good work until we can boast of some protection from Are. Mr. J. C. Schroeder, so long known as the manager of C. F. Hall's Richmond cash store, will, on the 1st of March, take a half interest in the Richmond business. It has been decided by H. E. Wight man of the Richmond house, to have phantom party on Friday evening, Feb. 21st, the tickets for which will be issued in a few days. Burglars made an attempt to enter the premises of Engeln and Dow on Wednesday night, but were prevented by a young man who works for Dow and sleeps in the shop. Feb. 1904 Simon Weingert died at Kia home east of this village on Wednesday, Jan. 27, after an illness of five weeks. Helena Adamis Lay died at the home of her son, Martin, near Johnsburg, Friday, Jan. 29. aged 86 years. Messrs. Block and Bethke, who have purchased S. S. Ghapell's stock of merchandise moved their household goods here from Dundee last week. Mr. Block will occupy the Feger's cottage opposite R. Waite's residence and Mr. and Mrs. Bethke have rented the Diedrich house, now occupied by E. W. Howe. JThe general store at Ridgfield, occupied by Frank Terwillager with a stock of general merchandise, burned to the ground about 12 o'clock Sunday night. The loss on the building is about $1,000 and on the stock and household goods about $2,500. Lillian Wheeler gave the O. U. C. club a sleigh ridie on Saturday last. As the sleighing was good and the day was perfect they went down to see Aunty ^Cirkland, and it is hoped, took seme of the sunshine with them She treated them with plum cake of her own make, which was very nice. After the ride a delicious supper was served at Lillian's home and thea all wait home by the light of the moon. Btrm IN "LOVELY LADY " AT THE G, Mitri in "Lovely Lady" at the Shubert Garrick theatre has taken Chicagoana by r*©rm, and registered the most resounding musical comedy success of the current season. There is more than one reason for this unabated popularity. The dimimutive star has in "Lovely Lady" the very finest vehicle that has ever come her way. The story of the piece is unusually sparkling and energetic, based as it is upon the well known French farce, "Breakfast in Bed."It is a piece that would stand Very neatly on its own without the embellishments of music, beautiful girls, and scenic adornments. These, however, it has in great abundance. The large chorus ensemble is one of choicely picked beauties, who sing splendidly and dance untiringly. The three settings are impressionistic and highly colorful. The tunes and songs sprinkled through the play are lilting and lingering. The company supporting Mitzi is one of prime excellence. Jack Squires i» an excellent foil, appearing to fine advantage in the numerous lovescenes he has with the star. Then there are Jack Shteenan and Doris Patson, upon whose nimble personalities is bestowed a generous portion of the fun making. The gloriously original^ dancers, Pierce and Harris, thrill with several original dance conceptions. And in any resume of "Lovely Lady", regardless of how short, mention should not be overlooked of the internationally famous Albertina Rasche Ballet, whose contributions to the entertainment are colorful, vivid and martially-ordered. "'Lovely Lady" is far and away the most enjoyable of the fine line of Mitzi successes, and nightly wins at the Garrick a host of fresh admirers. Mail orders are promptly attended to, and to' secure the choicest locations reservations should be made well in advance. There are two popular priced matinees weekly, on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Baaeley were called to Antigo, Wis., Thursday by the sprinus illness of their daughter, Mrs. Jack Now. They left via auto immediately. R. C. Kent, G. R. Blackburn and H E. Mai man transacted business in Waukegan Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Dennis Putnum and Mrs. Jennie Stoddard were Waukegan callers Wednesday. W. V. Johns and daughter spent Sunday with Mrs. Johns and Mr. and Mrs. Archie Foss at Libertyville. Andrew Sore n sen motored to Wankegan Thursday. Mary Eva Pence <?f Round Lake visited a few friends here last week. Mr. and Mirs. Charles Barth of Chicago, summer residents in the "At Home" subdivision, have adopted a 2- year-old boy. A large crowd attended the high school tournament at Wauconda. Saturday. Mrs. V. E. Davlin and son, Charles, visited relatives at Cary Wednesday. Miss Elizabeth Fink, who is a stu ent at Decatur school, spent the eek-end at her home near town, bile awaiting semesters. The W. T. high school board held a meeting Wednesday evening. Mr. and M2rs. George Deinlein and son, George, returned home Saturday evening. The R. N. A. gave a euchre and bunco Rarty at Woodman's hall Wednesday evening. Seven tables were filled with euchre players and one with bunco players. High scores were held by Mrs. Ollie Grantham, Fred Thomas, Mrs. Fannie Pratt and W. Baseley. In bunco Mabel Thomas and Sophie Hapke held high scores. At the close of playing, coffee and doughnuts were served. A pleasant evening was enjoyed by all present. Miss Delia Kirwin is a patient aft the Victory Memorial hospital at Waukegan, where she is taking medical treatment. \ - Mrs. George Case, who is suffering from muscular rheumatism, is still confined to her bed. Raymond Ulrich, son of Mr. and Mrs. Magnus Ulrich,. who reside on! a farm two miles out on the Flint Creek road, was taken to the Victory Memorial hospital Thursday. Raymond was assisting his mother at oiling a. floor when he slipped and fell, fracturing his leg near the hip joint. Mr» Ulrich had suffered an attack of infantile paralysis some years ago which had left one side partially paralyzed. The many friends/of William Momahan are sorry to learn that he is not recovering from his recent attack of illness though ill hope "Toot," as he is familiarly known, will soon be among them again. Lewis and Orton Hubbard were at McHenry on business Wednesday. Mr. and Ms. Harry Grantham, Jr„ and children called at the home of Mr, and Mrs. Frank Meyer Saturday morning. Mrs. Marietta Wragg of Chicago was operated on at the Northwestern hospital of South Chicago Thursday afternoon for gallstones. Mrs. Wragg who passed^her seventy-seventh birthday last November, withstood the operation well. She is a sister of Frank Clark of this place and was formerly a resident here. Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Cypher and little son called on Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dowell of West McHenry Thursday evening. Mrs. Vincent Davlin and son, Chass spent Friday at Waukegan shopping. Miss Ruth Broncheon of Waukegan visited her mother, Mrs. Julia Broncheon Sunday. Mrs. Abe Lincoln and sons weri) Waukegan shoppers Saturday morning. Irwin Moody was a Chicago caller] Saturday. Ruth Hapke and Margaret Schiller of Chicago spent the week-end at thf home of Miss Hapke's parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Hapke. Mrs. Kate Dewald returned last week after visiting relatives it Chicago for the last two weeks. Miss La Verne Hapke is quite ill at thia time. Mrs. Lelah Fisher spent the week at the home of her mother, Mrs. M. S. Clark. Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Stone of Chicago were week-end guests at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Vedder Stone. Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Wheelock were Waukegan shoppers Saturday. Mrs. Frank Meyer and son, Donald of McHenry spent Saturday after noon with her mother, Mrs. Alice Geary. Mr. and Mrs.,, Fred Kammes of Wheaton spent Sunday here, Mrs. Kammes' father, Ed. Daley, who has passed several weeks in Wheaton, returned to his home here. Mr. and Mrs. William Dewald and daughter, Dorothea, of Chicago were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. John Gossell. G. L. Blackburn accompanied relatives' and friends of Mrs. Elizabeth Atiderson to River Forest cemetery Friday afternoon. George Deinlein is boarding with Mr. and Mrs. Harry Grantham, Jr. His mother has closed the restaurant until spring and has returned J.o her home in Chicago. & Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Stroker and daughter of Palatine a tended the tournament here Saturday. Miss Doris Paddock entertained several girls Thursday evening at bunco. Light lunch was served. On Saturday evening, Feb. 2, 1929, occurred the marriage of Miss Alma Geary to Mr. Henry Reidel of Mundelein. The ceremony took place at the. Diamond Lake parsonage. Alma is the oldest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lee Geary, formerly of this place. The young couple will make their future home at Dundee, and we wish for them every joy possible and hope they have a happy and prosperous wedded life. Bom to Mr. and Mrs. Edward Miller of Tulsa, Okla., a baby boy. Edward is a nephew of Mrs. Alice Geary and she feels very much honored in being great-grandmother. . Two fijrls Live oh i ® ' J Hot Wster and Rice Due to stomach trouble, Miss A. H. and sister lived on hot water #g| rice. Now they eat anything aad feel fine, they say, since taking Adlerika. ^ Even the first spoonful of Adlerlka relieves gas on the stomach and removes astonishing amounts of .old waste matter from the system. Makes you enjoy your meals aad sleep better. No matter what yon have tried for your stomach and bowels, Adlerika will surprise yotu Thomas P. Bolger, Druggist. H otter ma nn Is w and truck and ••'-pVgt a^so welding, done by expert mechanics Main St, West McHenry Phone 191 Get behind the wheel and Get the facts! "The New Bmidt-Thc New StyW Drrii ve / To assure maximum satisfaction with your next car--to obtain finest performance and fullest enjoyment-- take the common sense method of driving before buying! All cars sre not the same ... as s single drive in Buick will demon* strate conclusively! 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