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• fk"' v' ' * * si JOHHSBXTRO Mrs. Jo© Hettermann and daughters ;;g|| Olive and Elvera, and Mrs. Clarence ^ ,u Araann of Mundelein motored to Waukegan Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Alex Freund of Chicago visited Mr. And Mrs.'Steven H. Smith Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Hettermann and '\LS* fam'ly v'9'^e<^ Mr. and Mrs. Albert Pepping at Crystal Lake Thursday night. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Hettermann motored to Burlington Saturday, where they visited with Mr. and Mrs. ij* Wm. Krift. Mrs. Elizabeth Oertel of Woodstock via iced her daughter, Mrs. George Michels, Sunday. ^ Mrs. Anthony Freun4 is confined to I'vs -,* her bed. *" Mr. and Mrs. Prank Pitzen and 'X Miss Catherine Pitzen of Chicago vis- T ited Mr. and Mrs. Ben Schaefer Sat- *>.'•* urday night. '0f// * Miss Helen Smith of Woodstock C spent the week-end with her parents. •> Miss Olive Hettermann visited her V?. ^ parents over the week-end. John Pitzen visited his Aon at £el:, loit one day last week. John Pitzen visited his daughter at Volo Saturday. Miss Helen Schaefer of Antioch returned home Friday. She had her tonsils removed on Monday, jp- Thelma Lay and Donald Michels - - are recovering from the mumps. Mrs. Will Smith and children of , I McHenry spent Sunday with her fej" parents. •;' ' ' Mr. and Mrs. Henry StofFel and daughter, Marie, of Volo and Miss p,' Catherine Pitzen of Chicago spent r ."'Sunday with their father, John Pitxen. I VI2IVTS k BY WALTER a<IWll X 3 p tkijmbull of NEW YORK & 38&: VOLO J(W Vaaey of McHenry waa a caller .Sere Thursday. " ,* Miss Vinnie Bacon was a McHenry shopper Tuesday. • \ John Walton has been on the sick list the past week. Mrs. Lloyd Fisher and Mr. and Mrs. Esse Fisher drove to Waukegan Saturday. jy Otis Potter of Wauconda was a visitor at the Bacon home Saturday. Clarence Hironimus drove to Ken- . osha Saturday. G. A. Vasey is among the sick. Mr.' and Mrs. Lloyd Fisher were McHenry callers Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. King entertained •^company from the city over the weekend. Rav.-and Mrs. Alleen and son of Wauconda called at the Bacon home , iSaturdnjr, *1^" Elwood pewrij ig now employed at t*1® Roy Passfield farrii. .•?* Mr$. JOB Ltnzen wore if||'~ Crystal Lake callers Friday. SjjV - Mr. and MTS. Esse Fisher spent , Friday -at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Davis at Slocum Lake. • Mrs. Grace Kirwin spent the weekend with her sister at Elgin. Frank Hironimus was a Woodstock ,shopper Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Eddie Rossduetcher spent the week-end with relatives in ^ Chicago. J Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hironimus and [**>** ^daughter, Ellen, and Mrs. Earl Hironi- <*£ - mus spent Sunday at Fremont with ^relatives. Lloyd Fisher and Elwood Dowel! |drove to Woodstock .Saturday. ••• ir - " Shai FhwmcUl T«m r y A "monkey" is used to mean 500 potmds sterling, or, sometimes, |S0QL W >k: M:- A t'i. - Dance-- Golf-- Play at MIAMI Chicken and Steak" 91 Evening Dinners ....vl Popular Priced. 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It corrects the most obstinate digestive troubles--relieves gas, pains m the stomach and bowels, restores appetite, vigor and sound sleep. Tanlac is made of roots, barks and her be. Costs less than 2 cents a dose. Get a bottle from your druggist today. Your money back if it doesn't help you. Up Nights makes you feel tired, depressed thoasands for rapid and positive*ac« tkm. Don't frive up. Try Cyst ex (pro. aouacgd SlM-tex) today, under the nos-CW Guarantee. Must quickly •Uay these conditions, improve rest- «*d energy, or money back, JM&G**X!(!•K!'* B*4 Mnr«g.j Wty*mfP!appef -_ ? 'ILl 'cl. Order* Out to Kill Famous N. Y. Killer < > Lancaster, N. T. -- Loggerhead Shrike, alias "The Killer," is on the black list and anyone \' seeing him is ordered to "shoot , I * to kill." T Loggerhead, a hawk, has been killing sparrows and other small birds In and around Cotno park. < • He feasts on many hut kills {} 9 more than he can consume merely for the thrill of inflicting torture. Frequently the killer has been seen sitting nonchalantly on the same tree on which the remains of his victim hangs, casually picking the \ \ feathers from under his nails. <» -First Alarm Clock JSfforts to announce the time many and date back to ancient times. The first alarm clock was a combination of a sun dial, gun and lens. The heat of the sun through the lens ignited the powder each day when the ray reached a prearranged poiat. MS M'HENBY FLAINDXALXK. THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 1#S1 This summer, backgammon has taken a prominent place In the conversation. Stores all are carrying ornate backgammon sets, and one Fifth avenue establishment has the champion backgammon player giving lessons to patrons. They say this man won 35 straight games against picked opponents and has written a book proving that backgammon is as scientific as bridge. Yeah? Well, I know a little Colored boy I'll back against any ehfcmpioir who will let him tttM hls own "dicer-t ' * • • • . One of the largest N6w York hotels has fifteen pianos, which have to be moved on an average of 200 times a month to meet the demands of musical guests. The boss of the movers Is John Ravatlno, formerly a page boy, who is not yet four feet tall. It doesn't take physical strength to boss--Napoleon and Julius Caesar were comparatively small men, and John knows all about pianos. He says an upright piano is harder to handle, because his men can't get such a good grip on It, atad unless you are on the job the movers will push It along the floor. Take the legs off a grand piano, throw It on its side, and it's a cinch. • • • . I know an upright piano to handle, because Arthur William Brown and I once- tried to'move one. We got it stuck in a door and this was serious, because we were on the inside of a room, which hacl neither beds, stove nor icebox and which was a couple of stories from the pavement. We didn't even have a basket we could lower for food. If we had not been rescued It might have been another of those mysterious tragedies Qf a .big ;.r in fltustrators' show depicted a stage door with Johnnies waiting for the chorus g|rls to come out. As the first girt appeared, one of the men stepped up to her and said: "Pardon me. Haven't I seen you some place?" 'T guess so," replied the girl. "live been places." * > One of the artists' models, ifho assisted In the show, was offered' these lines, but refused them. She said It wasn't "a nice part." She was a selfrespecting flgnre model, who later appeared in a fairly undraped tableau. • » • V An actor, out of work last season, Is lucky enough to have a big part In 3 real Broadway succette. A friend commented on his prosf>erous appearance, "Isn't that a new nat?" he askedi "Certainly," said the actor, "tH4 whole outfit Is new. Last year, when there were hard times, I couldn't afford to dress so well, but this year, of course, I get what I want" It is all in the point of view. • * * Norman Stevenson was riding down Park avenue behind a florid-faced and talkative taxi driver, who remarked that It was fine, hea4thy weather. "Yes," said Mr. Stevenson a bit nervously, for the driver was looking backward and th$ traffic was heavy, "you look healthy." "I should say I am," said the taximan, "there Is only one man in the city whose blood is as good as mine." "Indeed?" said Mr. Stevenson, supposing that some (me wltl} the blue blood of the Vere de Veres was at the wheel. "Yes," said the taxi drive*, missing a limousine by an inch, "I certainly have good red blood. I make good money selling It for transfusions." "Doesn't it weaken you?" said Mr. Stevenson, politely. "Not a bit," said the taxi driver heartily. "Of course, I can't do It too oftep; but they take a test and, as soon as the haemoglobins are right, I do it again. A lot of persons In this town are carrying my blood around." • • • This sounded a little gory to Mr. Stevenson, but it seemed the time to say something, so he inquired: "How much do they take from you?" "Oh, 'about 100 c.cs., said the tsrl driver and then, seeing that he had been a bit too technical, "cubic centimeters, you know." Mr. Stevenson wished to ask whether that was a pint or a barrel, but didn't like to appear too Ignorant, so let it pass. Behides, he had been lucky enough to arrive at his destination without accident But, If he ever needs blood he knows where to go. <£>. ltll. Ball Syndicate.)--WNU Sarrlc*. HER WHIRLWIND 88 88 Br FANNIE HURST S«r« Ftftso* Fatigue poisons your system Just Ml ily as the most efficient tutor's Weekly. «& 1*31, McClure Newspaper Syndicate ) WNU Service. ^ LUELLA MORSE was one of those v girls who turn efficient, so to /speak, owing to the demands of circumstance. She hatf^not been educated toward that end. A girls' finishing school In the East and a pretty sftund musical training had endowed her with the comfortable veneer of one whose life seems destined for easy places. Luella's life, however, did not turn out that way at all. When she was twenty-one, satisfactorily returned to her snug home from her smug finishing school and living the busy life of the society girl in her Middle West <^Ity, fortune suddenly turned a cold shoulder. Within four months she was not only orphaned, but found herself seated among the ruins of family splendor^ that had apparently been only papier mache. Luella's father, who, ever since she could remember, had maintained a pleasant, large household, sufficient servants to relieve his wife and daugli ter of creature "concern, two automo biles at least and plenty of hospitality for visitors, left an estate which, after the debts were paid and % thousand undreamed obligations met, netted his startled daughter just seven hundred dollars. It was a rather appalling situation, because If any girl seemed unfitted for the strenuous procedures of a business, woman's life, that girl was the pretty and frail Luella. She had always blended so cogenflally Into the pattern mapped out for her by socially ambitious parents. She had done just the right and normal things for a girl In her position. She had never been a problem; never been one of those girls filled with mystifying desires and unrests. But like so many human beings who, \inder pressure, show undreamed of possibilities, Luella responded to the change of circumstances In a fashion that fairly took, away the breath of the community. After a month or two of Inevitable collapse and bewilderment, the troubled young woman, refusing various offew of friends to t'd? her over the immediate future confronting her, took matters upon her own shoulders, so to speak, Attd Of all enterprises for a girl of Luella's gentle breeding to enter! Within six months after her parents' death, Luella was in the real estate business. Not, It is true, that she had selected it; more.specifically, it had selected her. That is, after weeks of aimless searching she had finally stumbled across an opening In a real estate office where, on no salary, but a commission basis, she was given the opportunity t/> prove her fettle and her nettle in salesmanship. Her whirlwind career as a real estate promoter In a district covering her own city and the countryside within a twenty-mije radius, was one which was to make local history. How It all came 'about, how her enterprise, her aggressiveness and her Incredible tenacity focused themselves on real estate values, Immediate and future, has already become legend. Unexplainable, least of all to herself, except that her dogged determination to make good gripped her from the first day of her entrance into this business, was the fact that within five* years the Morse "family house" had become one of the dominant architectural features of the city. Before she was thirty Luella Morse was undoubtedly the foremost real estate promoter In her part of the country. Hundreds of modern apartment houses, built along lines originally designed by her, dominated the streets of the city. Her fame as a sociologist had transcended far beyond her own state and, In making possible these tabloid homes for families in moderate circumstances, she was declared by many to have emancipated the family front many of Its creature oppressions and woes. The Morse homes, which were designed In units graduated to the needs of families of various sizes, were the last word In efficiency. Everything In them was modeled along lines calculated to destroy the deadly and deadening effects of household drudgery upon women. The living rooms were models of comfortable efficiency and rounded corners. A minimum number of dust-catching surfaces. Bedrooms with disappearing beds. Kitchenettes that were electrical marvels. There was not a detail In modern housekeeping that Luella Morse had not figured out with power and simplicity. She was honored not only in her own community but the country over. She had made possible economy, comfort and luxuries for the middle class. When Luella Morse was thirty iihe was worth two million dollars. She was one of the outstanding success stories for women of her time, and characteristically enough, she herself occupied a Morse home, her life narrowing down to the simplicity she loved. She kept no servants. In a Morse home they were superfluous. She was the modern efficient woman, all right She had reduced housekeeping to its ^lowest terms. Woman said 'prayerful things of her; the real estate industry bowed to her undoubted financial genius and did honor to the service she had done to humanity. When Luella was slightly past thif>- ty a situation, which had chiefly been deferred by the .unusunl trend of heir life, arose. For the first time she might be said to have found time to let the business of living vKedge Its way Into her manifold activities. Through her work she met a socK* log!st in a local university named Elmer Brown and fell in love with him. He n«as a man about thirty-eight, • dreamer, an idealist and Imbued with much enthusiasm for the achievements of Luella Morse." An enthuslasnpr which had not to do with her financial success. He frankly regarded her an a sort of Messiah to women. His respect for what she had done was without limit; and he loved Luella. They were married. The Morse home by now'has tfecom# a national Institution. Indeed. It It spreading to all parts of the world. The work of Elmer Brown has lon$ since transcended the confines of his university and he now joins his wif# In propounding their fine and humanizing schemed. Mennwhfle, the Elmer Browns hnvt time to give thought and consideration to their own lives. - They live In a beautiful old furrow house which they have bought on th» outskirts of the middle western/city. It has fourteen rooms and its upkeep C is intricate and exacting. Luella runs the elaborate household herself. Its cares press upon her. Iuff**^ complexities disturb her. Its servant problems are endless. Privately, between Elmer and her! self, th^y have decided it is worth It Ancient English Castle ' of Historic Intereat . Atcavatlons at the ancient royal castle at Berkhamsted have revealed many Interesting details of its early construction. For many years thick undergrowth and a forest of trees have smothered the crumbling walls^ and crowned the foundations of the keep. JProm the embankment of the railway station, which overlooks the ruins, writes J. Dixon-Scott in the London Daily Telegraph, you can now reconstruct the character of the ohi fortification, with its unusual dojible moat and large shell keep, ^rfrh^stends iigahist a background of rtnKtJees. i^lso may regard with some doubt CENTURY OF PROGRESS ALREADY WEIL UNDER WAY ON CHICAGO'S LAKE FRONT BTOTJS C. DAWS8 President f Huge Entrance Hall^of * ' Administration Build- *s v<^;?LENOX a. ft* Manager Administration Building of Century of Progress. Chicago, completed and occupied by operating departments, J.wo ajid one-half years before the fair will open. t ° You* the defensive value of a site overlooked on the north by .higher elevations. With the introduction of cannon in the Middle ages its position as a fortress must have become unten* able. " Before that time the castl£ ha,d been 9fjeVents of historical lmpoKfthce. It .was here that Londofl made its submission to William the Normafi. The conqueror's half brother, the earl of Mortalgne, to whom the castle and manor were presented, greatly enlarged the old Saxon.stronghold. In the Domesday book the castle was valued at £16. The inventory Included two arpends of vineyards, an unusual feature, all trace of which has long since disappeared. In the reign of Henry II the castle and manor reverted to the crown, becoming an occasional royal residence. Edward III and the Black Prince held their ^ourts within Its walls. Here, too, King John of France, the IIlustrl-K ous captive of the Black Prince, spent some time of enforced leisure. Rich* ard III died at Berkhamsted, as dldf his mother, the duchess of York, iif 1496. A variety of military accouterments* coins, broken pottery and glased tile? have been dug up. Of these tlles# whjch are reminiscent of Fourteenth^ century workmanship, the most inter*, esting are those depicting designs o^ the fleur-de-lys and one showing the Lion of England. Historic St Malo Bftttany. the "Land of the Sea," t# one of the oldest lands In the world, and Its GruId stones of colossal B1Z» date back thousands of years befort the Christian era, and like those at Stonehenge in England are visited an. nually by thousands. St. Malo on th» coast has the appearance of a large ship at anchor. It stands on a rock peninsula and is surrounded by massive walls, fohlch were built In th«> Sixteenth century as a defense against the French and the British. The town Is named after a Welsh monk named St. Maloi or Maciou, who held a bishopric here in the Sixth century . "Thought" ia Lowor Animals ' • Some p s y c h o l o g i c a l l a b o r a t o r i e s nowadays look like 'Noah's ark, for many mind readers are trying to dish coter whether, or how well, different species of animals think. One troubla with such methods Is that animals behave unnaturally la cages. The way R. L. Garner studied animal psychology^ was better. Instead of putting animals In cages, he caged up himself with a tame chimpanzee In a Congo jungle for 120 days and oh« served the behavior of the creature# that stared in at him. prices remarkably low SPRING HATS, CAPS, SHIRTS UNDERWEAR AND HOSIERY New Oxford Shoes .50, $5.00, $5.50, $6.0#* Wifty~ ~' -- v-;'-.' ' Come see the line MAIN STREET M.-JE nf-1 Jfiir j; pmmm Tkm N-i«. > . 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