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>•- -i, ,r^.& n~7"«n *?% t, • ^I'PAa V, . :.,'**/» j fk?J> -.. 3 ';- 5 1 THE M*HENRY PLAINDEALER •P*: V®" \, - %£* Tv^vr^, • THUiapAT, MAY1* 1«B Fubbahed every Thursday at McHenry, DL, by Charles F. Reaich. •stared as second-class mattar at the postoOee at MeH«atr, HL, to the act of May 8, 1879. SIS Om Year * . ' fix Months {^>|iiiii'<iii% .$2.06 4100 Want Ads FOR RENT A. H. H06HER, Edlter aad Manager Historic T*p»«try 'Hie Bayeaux tapestrj is a large piece of needlework or embroidery on a web of white canvas 211 feet long and 20 Inches wide, depicting in a panorama the invasion and conquest of England by William the Conqueror. It is said to; have heen worked largely by Matilda, wife of the Conqueror, for the bishop of Bayeaux, for the cathedral in that town la Nocauuuiy. Prance. ... " / K- - •*> v ' ®fe- fr • Scientist* Merely CnMMH| The cause of magnetic phecomeaa has not yet been entirely explained. Recent investigations, particularly since the discovery of the quantum theory, have traced magnetic phenomena buck to the atom and to the electron. However, many fundamental problems are still unsolved. . . V I ILLE1 THEATRE ^VOOOfTOCH itl Woodstock** Beautiful Play House On the Stage Greater Fashion aad Beanty Pageant Featuring. 20 prominent local young ladies. A melange of maids, modes and music. A musical revue with fashion as the theme. On the Screen ~ "A House Divided"- with Walter Huston SATURDAY Lew Ayert ; in "leaven on Earth" Comedy - News - Sports SUNDAY -- MONDAY Continuous Snnday, 2:30 to 11 "Strangers in Love" •with Fredric March Kay Francis Stuart Erwin Comedy - News - Novelty - TUESDAY WEDNESDAY "Tomorrow and Tomorrow ESKIMOS ADOPTING WAYS OF WHITE MAN M with Ruth Chatterton Paul Lukas Thnrs., Friday, Saturday, May 26-7-8 'TARZAN, The Ape Man' Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays--Short Time Only PERMANENT WAVES SPECIALS ITAUAN OLIVE OIL, Reconditioning Process, $6.50 value, 2 Persons for ......$5.00 STOM PA N ATO'S ReQMfitioung Oil Process, $10.00 value, 2 Persons for $10.00 Complete with Shampoo and Finger Wave (Haircut Extra, No Service) Stompanato's Special Method Hoircut, Thinning Split Ends Treatment, $1.00 value for 50c Every Day Extra Values at Low Prices Full Line Nationally Advertised Permanent Waves $3, $9, $6.50, $8, $10 Gorgeous Natural Waves With Fascinating Ringlet Ends. [AH Waves From $5 and up include one Special Haircut, Shampoo and Finger Wave. Service ntil grown out, Shampoo and Set 50e BEAUTY AIDS--Three for $1.00 or 50c Each Boys and Girls Under 13 Tears Complete Permanent Wave....$2.00 Haircut, Shampoo and Wave, Each 25c Boy's Haircut and Tonic 25c W.e use genuine supplies and wind the entire head regardless of the price. At your service. • Barbers B Beauty Artist* STOMPANATO'S Ultra Modern Exclusive Barber and Beauty Salon. Tel. <4J, Woodstock, 111., 226 Main St. Open Evenings until S P It Prices subject to change Clean Soft Water Used ZOTOS PERM A NENT COMING SOON--NO Electricity Machine Tribes of the North Turn to Trapping and Trading. ' Washington.--The Eskimo, according to dispatches from the Far North, Is slowly changing. Each year more and more of these remote guardians of the last frontier are adopting white man's ways. ' In Alaska and western Canada many Eskimos have broken,away from hunting. and fishing to meet personal food Snd clothing wants and have become ! trappers and traders. In Greenland ! and northern Labrador the Eskimo j has clustered around the mission sta- j tions, adopting the white man's style of house/rather than sod huts, igloos and skin tents, and bartering skins for the white man's canned foodjfclrflrearms, clothing-and phonographs. <' "The Eskimos were the first people met by Europeans on American shores, but they are still among the least known, and certainly the least seen, of all native American tribes," says a bulletin from the National Geographic society. "Scandinavians came in contact with Eskimos In Greenland and in Labrador In the Tenth and Eleventh centuries. Since that time the Eskiniftc' m«tn contacts with t^v whits ins.n have been through explorers, missionaries, police officers, and occasional trappers and prospectors. "Eaten of Raw Fish.* "The name Eskimo is said to have been given by Biard in 1611 (in the form "Excomminquois'). It means 'eaters of raw fish.' "Considering their limited numbers, the Eskimos cover a tremendous range. The total Eskimo population of the world has been estimated at only 35,- 000, but Eskimo villages can be found here and there throughout the coasts of Arctic America from eastern Greenland and northern Labrador to the westernmost parts of Alaska, and even on the tip of Asia across the Bering strait. a "Throughout this distance, more than .",000 miles, the Eskimo speaks one language, a strange tongue which requires a vocabulary of 10,000 words. As in Chinese, inflection is very important. Few outsiders learn it, although a 'pidgin English' has sprung up which some expforers and missionaries mistake for the EsUilPO language. "Nearly altaEskhnos live on or near the cpast because they get most of their food from the sea. They raise no vegetables, supplementing their meat diet in summer with wild berries and roots. In summer they hunt land animals and birds, as a rule, and in the-winter they live on <sea mammals and fish. ' 'Where least affected by the white man's civilization--along the Arctic coast of Canada and in the islands north of Hudson hay--the Eskimo is perhaps the healthiest and happiest person on earth. The village is the 1'truest social unit. There are no chiefs or rulers. 'Leading men' have influence but no authority. Large animals caught ire shared with others, and personal property is secure, for one tribe never makes war against another. Along many of the inlets- of the Northwest territories in Canada the Eskimo still hunts with bows and arrows, and harpoons, In little skin boats, or kayaks. Live In Dugouts, ^Wfelle snow houses, or igloos, are always associated with Eskimos, aliout half the Eskimo wtfHd does not know them at all tgloos are almost never used ih Labrador or In Alaska. Where the white man's frame house Is not obtainable the native Eskimo lives in a dugout covered with sod, the roof being supported by poles or animal bones. In the summer the skin tea*, or tupic, is used, particularly while on hunting forays. "The igloo, perhaps the most unusual of all , dwellings, Is made of flocks of show, with a clear piece of ice for a window. Beds and benches are of ice, with warm furs on top. A shallow pan made of stone or Iron, shaped somewhat like a dustpan, Is used for a lamp or stove. Along the flat side is a dry moss for a wlck. Inside the pan Is seal oil. The cooking kettle Is suspended above the pan. Iron kettles and pans are of recent use, and are acquired from the white man, because the Eskimo has no iron, and very little wood. "In Greenland and Labrador Eskimos have known white men <for nearly 900 years, but there are still, in some parts of the Arctic, Eskimos who have seen only an occasional explorer. White men's diseases have killed more than two-thirds of all Eskimos since the first contacts with them, but the population#is now about stationary., "Except In Alaska, Eskimos do not live along regular steamship or tourist routes. The Eskimo seldom can be Induced to leave his northland, and the few who have been lured away have returned as quickly as possible." FOR RENT--7-room furnished house; electricity and running water. Pistakee Lake, OeJFling's Subdivision. Phone McHenry 61B-W-2. *ol FOR RENT--Two furnished rooms for li g-ht housekeeping. Phone Mc Henry 143-M. 48-tf FOR RENT---50 acres of plow land For particulars, phone McHenry ^208-R A. E. Noonan. *46tf FOR SALS DAIRY COW^FOR SALE CHEAP-- Load of Guernseys and Jerseys, Friday, May 20, Fresh and close. Joe Kvidera, Cary, III. Phone Gary 87-J. 51 FOR SALE---Special low prices on new 1932 Majestic Refrigerated are in effect now. Before you choose a refrigerator be sure to see these. Carey Electric Shop. Pfcone 261. 51-tf ' FOR SA LE---Player piano, also 100 j rolls. Bargain at $35 if taken at once. J. J. Vasey, Elgin Road. 51-tf I FOR SALE--Corn and wheat. M. P. Meyer. Phone McHenry 644-J-2. *51 FOR SALE--Two new beds; will sell reasonable; also rug 9x12. Miss Hall John St. *51 FOR SALE--Outboard motor and boat in good condition; cost $600; can be had reasonable; can be seen on Sunday. Trostrud, Riverside Drive, McHenry. 51 FOR SALE--Home on, river; lot 50 by 225; living room with natural fireplace; large screened porch, 30 by 11; large screened dining room; bath; water; gas; electricity; furnace heat; boathouse. Can be seen on Sundays. On west side of river at north city limits. Trostrud, Riverside Drive, cl FOR SALE--One registered Holstein bull, 9 mo. old, and one colt, 2 yr3. old. Walter Brandenburg. Phone 632-J-l. 50-2 POTATOES--Red River Early Ohio Seed Potatoes, No. 1. These potatoes are not cold storage, kept all winter at my home. We also have Irish Cobbler Seed and Eating Potatoes at a reasonable price. Dave Segel, West McHenry. Phone 92-J. 47-tf WANTED WANTED--Cattle to pasture, on Relihan farm. George Witt. Phone 608-W-l. . 60-tf WANTED--Watches and clocks for repair. Expert repair man with 30 years' experience in the testing room pf Elgin Watch factory, at Nye Jewelry and Music Shop. 50-tf UPHOLSTERING--AH kinds of furniture reupholstered and repaired. Good work guaranteed. Work called for and delivered, Chas. Rasmussen, S. Center St., West McHenry, 111. Tel. 107-M. 12-tf MISCELLANEOUS WILL TRADE clear brick veneer 2- flat building in good condition on North Shore for 80 to 120-acre farm. State all particulars, milk, electricity, mortgage. Will deal with owner only. Write Box A, care McHenry Plaindealer. *51-2 LIVE STOCK HAULING AND FURNITURE MOVING to and from Chicago. Reasonable rates. Call McHenry 608-M-l, reverse charges. Martin Roesslein, R-2, McHenry. £0-4 •-- * • EXCHANGE for 100 to 120-acre farm, three-story brick building, 3 6-room flats and 4 rooms and garage in rear, in Lincoln Park district. See Jac Fritz, 846 Center St., Chicago.. . 50-4 RIDE HORSEBACK -- At Smith's Farm, near Ringwood. Five-gaited horses. Instructions given by ap* pointment. Miss Bernice Smith, Instructor. Phone Richmond 933. *50-4 GET PAID WEEKLY--Liberal terms to right man in choice territory as sales representative for Wisconsin's Greatest Nursery. No delivering or collecting. Healthy work with good pay in a business of your own. Stock Northern grbwn, with liberal guar antee. Company established over 30 years. Write McKay Nursery Company, Madison, Wisconsin. 49-4 RADIO REPAIRING--Let us look over four radio and put it in first class working order- Prices reasonable Vincent Wirfs. Phone 68-J. 48-tf LANDSCAPE ARCHITECTURE Experienced in planting and caring for lawns, shrubs and flowers, Rock Garden work and gardening. Satis faction guaranteed. Prices reasonable. Call Floyd E. Wilmington Woodstock 395-R. Reverse charges- *47-6 . . . March of Progress v Omaha, Neb.--The march of human progress was vividly portrayed hare March 10, wh$n L. H. Atkinson, tflr mail pilot killed in a plane crash near St. Louis, was burled beside hiB twin brother, Floyd, who was killed In a horse-and-buggy runaway 19 years previously. Big Season for Flies Portland, Ore.--This Is going to be a big year for files. On a liner due here soon, there are 28 tons of flycatchers to be discharged at a local terminal. BEFORE YOU BUY--see our Bar gain Shoe Counter. Expert shoe and sewing machine repairing. Popp's Shoe Store. West McHenry. Phone 162. „ Six-Year-Old Memphis Miss Is Bridge Expert Memphis, Tenn.--The Charles T. Gaines family, which Includes six-yearold Ardlth, doesn't go outside the household when they want bridge partners, excepting to get one person. Little Ardlth is art expert player and already bridge teachers here have forecast a brilliant future for her In that field. Note - Talking does not scare fish While you are in a boat, says a veteran angler, but the movement of feet on the bottom ot the boat, or the noise from a motor can be heard under the water. He says noises are reflected from the surface of the water. Coals Clear La| * Sacramento, Calif.--The state of California has In its employ 800 goats which are working In Sutter county, clearing BOO acre* et atfr-oyer World Hard Place **To laugh at the misfortune* of others," said Hi Ho, the sage of Chinatown, "gives others an excuse to assume that you enjo^ calamity and will not resent laughter at your own sorrowings. It Is this ungenerous reciprocity that so often has made the world hard to live in."--Washington Dryer Turns Damp Pants Into Shorts Lynn, Mass.--Eighty boys arrived at Lynn school with wet clothes after bucking the storm. Principal Willard sent the boys to the school laundry. They put the wet garments Into a dryer, but couldn't stop the machine. Fifteen minutes elapsed before they finally stopped it. Long trousers had become knickers and knickers were shorts. Jost a* Eidrn • - l" Jud Tunklns says "advice" Is toe often only an excuse for two men to loaf and sn^te a&d chatter.. W<Hlhtngton Star. Modern Living Customs Organized society is the aggregate of persons living together in a more or less ordered community, systematically arranged and mutually connected and dependent It functions thropgh custom, publle*«ptaicm aBd lswr~~ If you have a desire to study life, walk along the fashionable beaches. There you will find all forms of it. The loveliest forms M life naturally belong to youth, children of the sun, active, slender and brown. It sometimes Is almost startling to see light blue eyes looking out of deeply tanneid faces surniouated by yellow hair. But youth Is by no means all you find on the beaches. Look in front of the cabanas. There you will see those of more mature age preparing for their place in the beach solar system. Some of the males are especially noticeable. As a protection from searing rays, they carefully are annolnting bulging bodies with cocoa butter. They look i little like over-ripe tomatoes, with oil dressing, t , • • .« 1 , .But we are a bit more charitably toward plump figures than we were in days gone by. Net Jong ago we met Dr. Edward Farrell, the dental surgeon who plays big league baseball in the off-season when the patients aren't j biting, and he said tp us, "I see your chest is slipping," a remark which must have been Intended as humorous exaggeration. We may no longer havft the greyhound figure which distinguished otJr youth, but we certainly carry none of the excess poundage found on certain of our friends and acquaintances. We figure no man as plump who connts less than three cbint. We have, oto various occasions, gene so far as to discuss the matter of diet No man or woman in the world Is difficult to talk to if you start one of three or four subjects^fciist mention operations in general, sinus trouble or diet, and both strong, silent persons and basniui, inarticulate persons become as babbling brooks. The question of diet loosens the tongue beyond the power of strong drink. Everyone either has tried or thought of trying some diet and is anxious to discuss it Moreover, everyone is fanatical In his desire to convert you to the particular diet he happens to favor. Diet, after all, is a simple matter. All you have to do is to step eattag everything you Uke. To be sure:, there are some who favor the exercise method. This is as bad, or worse. Prof. Artie McGovern, for instance, likes to get some dignified citizen extended on a hardwood floor and then induce him to take long Imaginary rides on a phantom bicycle. It certainly is a silly looking pastime. Prof. William Muldoon used to get unsuspecting clients, miles from food and shelter, on horseback and then remove the horse. Prof. William Brown has many of the same ideas. Even Gene Tunney is . likely to coax some absent-minded friend far up or down a deserted wood road, miles from a taxicab and a telephone. • • * • Recently we met Daniel Howley, who spends his summers managing the Cincinnati baseball club. After one look, we said to him: "We don't see so much of you any more. What have you been doing? Dieting?" "That diet stuff Is the bunk," responded Mr. Howley, whose equator has shrunk from the circumference of a barrel to that of an orange. "All you have to do Is to toss a medicine ball to somebody about 247 times each morning and then take a little tenmile stroll in the afternoon. You can eat all you want, except perhaps you'd better lay off sugar, white bread, gravy, potato, desserts, and stuff like that." So that's all yoy have to do. We gazed admiringly at Mr. Howley. He certainly looked like the tallest and sllmest of movie heroes. But It might not be becoming to us to be that slender. We have not Mr. powley's height. * • • No, when you haven't the height to carry it, you don't want to be too thin. A tall tapering mast is all right, but saw It off, and It does not look half so. imposing as a smokestack. Besides, we are not really plump--just healthy looking. (O. lfll, B«!l 8yndlc*t«.)--WNU slrrloa. CU*|S'« First Niw^ljli Chicago had only been a vffiagis 108 days when Its first newsptper~-tb« Chicago Democrat --was published. The first issue appeared Nov«enetr 26, 1833. John Calhoun, who had arrived there the month before with a press and type, was Its publisher and editor. This weekly, four-page paper was sold to John Wentworth--the City's first mayor--in 189ft, A ;; 5 £~ . i) Of Historic Interest The tiny cottage at Grant's Braes, Haddington, Scotland, in which lived the mother of Robert Burns, the poet, is preserved as an historic building. There Is a railing around the cottage to protect It from souvenir hunters. RffV Cheering to Most of Us A French writer says: "He who IS never foolish Is not so wise as he thinks." An old Greek philosopher went even further than this and said: "The man who isn't a fool half tfie time Is a fool all the time." Monday evening, May 16, the Boy Scouts held a trade meet at the high school. The events and winners were as follows: Discus--1st, Orval Granger, Ferwerda team; 2nd, Harold Vycital, B. Granger team; 3rd, Raymond Hughes! Ferwerda team. Shot--1st, Charles Vycital, R. Vycital team; 2nd, Chester Howard, Ferwerda team; Pole Vault--Vernon Kramer, B. Granger team; 2nd, ^Charles Vycital, R. Vycital team; Vernon Freund, Ferwerda team. High Jump--1st, Vernon Kramer, B. Granger team; Melvan Peterson,.B. Granger team; 2nd, Raymond Ferwerda, Ferwerda team. Broad Jump--1st, Raymond Hughes Ferwerda team; 2nd, Marshal Bacon, R. Vycital team; 3rd, Bruce Granger, j ning of this week. B. Granger team. » - « 100-yard Dash--1st, Raymond Ferwerda, Ferwerda team; 2ng, Harold * Vypitnl, B. Rr*»g»>' tsssa®. -Srd S{ac- I*t#= sfeal Bacon, R. Vycital team. 50-yard Dash--1st, Bruce Granger, , B. Granger team; 2nd, Vernon Freund, ^ Ferwerda team; 3rd Robert Kilday, B. Granger team. Relay--1st, Granger; 2nd, Ter-ipi werda; 3rd, Vycital. The totals of the score were: Vycital, 11% points; Granger, 81 points; V Ferwerda, 28% points. After the meet all Scouts assembled " at the grade school to decide what the winners would receive. Hie win- j ners received an invitation to a pot- ** ^ lunch supper given at the grade school Monday, May 23. After the decision had been made the Scouts were called * * to attention to give the Scout bene- t'0. diction and then were dismissed. BRUCE GRANGER, Repor^ " Be shre to attend &e free band concert at th© high school Friday eve» " " Good program. Launch Drive to Help Jobless Announcement was made here today by Buss-Page Motor Sales of a plan thai #111 immediately provide money for men now unemployed. The men will immediately start a house to' house canvass with service books? As outlined by Buss-Page Motor Salee, the service book can be purchased for 25 cents. The unemployed man who sells it retains the 25 cents for himself. The purchaser gets his 25 cents back on his first purehase at the Buss-Page Motor Sales of $1.00 or* more. Many men will be put back to work, which will put money quickly in the hands o£ the deserving unemployed.; - . t s _ CITY OF McHENRY McHenry, Illinois May 19, 1932. I Boss-Page Motor Sals*, ,- McHenry, HI. ;":-- Gentlemen: At your request, I have thoroughly gone over your plan for "Helping the Unemployed," aild I want to commend you for taking this step to aid-the man that is out of a job. I find that this plan does just what yoo claim for it, also that the coupon book is really valuable, instead of having some trick or catch in It, as is usually the case with this type of sale. Whatever help this gives the Unemployed will be greatly appreciated by me, and I am sure it will meet with the approval of all the people of McHenry and vicinity. > -Yours very truly, i JOHN R. KNOX, Mkyer, City of McHenry. JRK litis program is sponsored by $he local Fsrd Dealers in co-operation with the unemployment commission of the American Legion, McHenry Post, and is also sanctioned by John R. Knox, Mayor of McHenry. 'The letters reprinted in this ad will assure you that there is no "catch" or "trick" to this, just to get your quarter, and we assure you that you will be nothing out in purchasing one of these books. Mayor John R. Knox inaugurated the plan in McHenry by purchasing the first book. Buss-Fage Motor Sales anticipates that a great many motorists will avail themselves of the double opportunity of saving on their service charges and at the same time help unemployed men who are usious and willing to work. All agencies co-operating with the unemployed are invited to contact with Buss-Page Motor Sales for full details. McHENRY POST, NO. 491 AMTRICAN LEGION ^ ^ niMis May 19, 1W*. Buss-Page Motor Sales, McHenry, 111. .-,x-.'V Gentlemen: At the request of the Mayor of McHenry, we have Invest!" gated and gone over your plan for *Helping the Unemployed." < We find this to be a legitimate plan, that does just what you claim for it, and it meets with our approval In every respect. As members of the Unemployment Commission of the local post of the American Legion we want to assure you that we will gladly give you any assistonce you may need, and we also appreciate your putting this plan into effect, as it will certainly be quite a help to the men that are out of a job, - Yours very truly, * . , RAY McGEE, ChairntyHb JOHN A. BOLGER, « , v WM. R. BICKLER, ft, Members Unemployment Commission, McHenry Post, American Legion. V l 4 oo Money Saving SERVICE COUPON Entitling the Purchaser to Special Savings on Services at Our Station. The 25c you pay will go to the Sales- 1MB wfco are •eBinff these books. Bass-Page Motor Sales PHONE SO McHBNRY, ILL. CO J„ & ! ba <b Q 15 lit -J U & 1 ONLY This book contains 7 coopons, of which win save yon actual cash. The price of the book, 26c, will be refunded at year first purchase. Buy (his Coupon Book. Help the Unemployed ---Save Money forY our self ; \ Deserving man, in argent need of employment, will come to your door and oner you the little coupon book shown above. The price is only 25c--although the coupons entitle you to sayings pf several*times, that amount "V .-.v..,t: Putting men at work selling these service coupons is Buss-Page Motor Sales' contribution to unemployment relief. And the book will serve as your introduction to our modern service station and store. Here, At one stop, under one roof, you can secure EVERY UPKEEP SERVICE for your "oar. The coupons in your book entitle you to savings from $1 to $1.50 on services you are buying regularly for your car, besides the refund of your 25c. You can't afford to pass up an opportunity like this. If you have not yet bought your book, phone us and we'll see that you are given the opportunity. Phone today--as these books are to be on sale only a short time. <paiiHU>roD MEN, CQHTAOT WITH B USS PAOS .M0TOK SAUS "Where Tour Dollar Bay* Mor«^ Firestone Tires Batteries, Phone SO .Atwater-Kent Radios Mcftetiry, ttl*