The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

IftpB. BMe Fisher spent Thursday at the home of Mr. and Mr*. Bay Seymour, near Waueonda. Mrs. Joesph Passfield and son called at the home of her sister, Mrs. Charles Dalvin, at Waueonda, Tuesday. * . Mr. and Mrs. Herman Dunker and daughter were called to the home of Mr. thinker's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Dunker, Sr, at Crystal Lake Tuesday, where they found Henry Dunker very ill. Mrs. Clinton Bavin and family of Slocum Lake spent Wednesday at the* Dowell Brothers farm. Alvin Case and Milton Dowell were Chicago business callers Friday. A large crpwd attended the Republican rally at the home of William Wirtz Monday evening. Arthur Wagner had the misfortune to cut his foot severely with an ax Thursday. A doctor was called immediately and four stitches were necessary. Ed. Bacon and Robert Dalziel of Round Lake were business callers at the Bacon home Thursday. Mrs. Esse Fisher spent Wednesday with her daughter, Mrs. Richard Dowell. Mris. Joesph Passfield and son, Mrs. Charles Dalvin, Mrs, George Dowell and daughter were Waukegan shoppers Saturday. Miss Bernice Powers of Waueonda called at the home of Mr- and Mta. Frank Wilson Thursday evening. Esse Fisher and son, Lloyd, and Thomas Dowell motored to Batavia on business Friday. Mrs. Rose Dunnell is spending this Week at the home of her daughter, Mrs. William Hironimus, at Round Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Howard Culver of McHenry spent Sunday at the home of Mrs. Emma Stadfield. Arthur Wackerow spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Archie Jones at Batavia. Mr. and Mrs. Lange and Mr. and Mrs. Crouse of Chicago spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Waldmann. Mr. and Mrs. Frank St George spent Saturday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Kovar at Ingleside. Miss Inez Bacon of McHenry spent the week-end at the home of her grandmother, Mrs. E. Bacon. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Dowell atid daughter of Elgin spent the week-end with the former's parents, Mr- and Mrs. George Dowell. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Waldmann and daughter and Mr. and Mrs. Frank St. George-were Waukegan shoppers Tuesday. Miss Vinnie Bacon attended the Republican rally at Woodstock Saturday evening. .Mr. and Mrs. Henry Lange and daughter of Waukegan were Sunday dinner guests at the home of the latter's grandmother, Mrs. E. Bacon. Mrs. Varnsdale of Chicago is now confined to her bed at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Frank King. Mrs. Joesph F. Wagner and daughter and Mrs. Alex Martini and family were McHenry callers Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Kottenberg of Waukegan spent Sunday with the latter's fathet^John Walton. Mrs. John ^Ra^ssduestcher of Chicago spent J Tuesday here with relatives. I Mr. and Mrs.\Herman Dunker and family spent Sunday with the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Dunker, Sr., at Crystal Lake- Dr. and Mrs. Kochens of Chicago spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hironimus. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Krueger of Waueonda visited the latter's father John Walton, Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Martini of Chicago spent the week-end with Mr. and Mrs. Eddy Rossduestcher. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Rosing of Libertyville spent Sunday with the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ben Rosing. Mr. and Mrs- Lloyd Eddy of Grayslake were Sunday dinner guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Passfield. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Waldmann and daughters enjoyed goose dinner at the home of Mr. Waldmann parents in Chicago Wednesday, being Mr. Waldmann's birthday. Mr. and Mrs. I sad ore Behm and, family of Fremont Center visited Mr. and Mrs. Joesph Lenzen Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Stoffel and daughter were Grayslake callers Wednesday. Eddy Rossduestfcher called at the home of Charles Stanton at Ingleside Monday. Mr. and Mrs- Lloyd Benwell and daughters of McHenry spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Vasey. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Brown and son, Douglas, of Crystal Lake spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mr3. Joesph Wiser- Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Souther land of Chicago spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joesph F. Wagner. Mrs. Joesph F. Wagner entertained her Chicago bunco club Monday. Lilah Mae Fisher, two and one-half year old daughter of Afr. and Mrs. Lloyd Fisher fell into the water tank in the bam yard Sunday about noon. Her mother happened to be nearby and ran to the tank and rescued her as she came to the top. The water was two and one-half feet deep. She is getting along nicely at this writing. Mrs. Frank Wilson and son, Junior, made a business trip to Diamond Lake Thursday evening. Ray f>owell was a husttieitg caller at Lake Zurick last Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs- Harry Matthews and son Lyle were business callers at Crystal Lake Monday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Geary called at the home of Mrs. Knox at McHenry Saturday evening. Billee Foss has been absent from school on account of illness, Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren, John Nested and Mrs. George Lundgren and Miss Nelson of Waueonda attended the movies at Crystal Lake last Tuesday evening. Mrs. Earl Converse and daughter Frances spent the week-end with a friend in Chicago. Miss Pearl Foss and Bill Berg of the "Flats" spent last Wednesday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs A. W. Foss at Libertyville. H. C. Gilkerson of Grayslake and Emil Heidner of Waueonda called on Harry Matthews last Friday. Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren spent last Friday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lusk at Maple Park. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Esping and Misses Beulah Bacon and Greta Steindorfer spent the week-end at the home of Mr. and Mrs. LaDoyt Matthews at Forest Park. Mr and Mrs. George Lundgren and Miss Nelson were Sunday dinner and afternoon guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren. Emmet Geary of Fremont called at the home "of his father last Saturday morning. i Mrs. Wnf. Davis and daughter Frances and Mr. and Mrs. George Eatinger spent last Tuesday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Ray Dowell. Hugh Park of Park Ridge was an over night guest at the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Brooks last Friday. Those from here who attended the Basket social and program given by the pupils and teacher Mrs. Myrtle Esping, at Griswold Lake school last Friday evening were Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Bacon and children, Mr. and Mrs. John Barnings and son, Mr. and Mrs. Jack Geary and two sons, Mrs Willard Darrell, Mrs. Harry Matthews and son Robert and Elmer Esping and Mr. and Mrs. Clinton Raven. Mrs. Anna Matthews, Mrs. F. O Rowley, Mrs. Allen Hayford and Mrs Thomas Staneck of Crystal Lake called on Harry Matthews last , Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. LaDoyt Matthews of Forest Park called on relatives at Oak Glen Farm last Thursday. DEDICATE DAIRY BUILDING AT CENTURY OF PROGRESS The dedication of the Dairy Building for the World's Fair took place the afternoon of November 4, with representatives of the Pure Milk Association taking an active part. The farmers throughout the world who produce milk, were represented at the dedication by Miss Catherine Baltz, the 1932 Pure Milk Association Grand Champion Dairymaid. Miss Baltz performed the ceremony of milking a cow, and then poured the milk upon the steel structure of the building reciting the words, "With this milk from the foster mother of man, I dedicate this building to the children of man." Rufus Dawes, President of the Century of Progress spoke a few words in dedication, followed by JPoc tor Bundesen of the Chicago Health Department. The speakers were introduced by H,. F. Van Norman, who is the executive secretary of the Century Dairy Exhibit, Inc. All branches of the industry were represented at thp program. Representing the Chicago producers were several individuals affiliated with the Pure Milk Association, Chicago's cooperative dairy farmer*' marketing organization. They were Don Geyer, W. C. McQueen, A. M. Krahl, and Miss Martha Dunlap. "Coin the Ocean"! Priate- Idea for Solving Crisis Boston.--The "prize Idea" for ending unemployment was a proposal to have everybody extract gold from,the salt water of the ocean, Harvey A. Wooster, director of the Massachusetts commission on stabilization of unemployment, revealed. The gist of the idea wag that since there was about five cents worth of gold in every cubic yard of .sea water, all the unemployed could tackle the job and all fould be millionaires. Director Wooster threw a wrench into the works, though, by pointing out that it would cost more than 5 centsr to get a nickei'r worth of gold out of the water. Fable of Soul Food and Other Kinds fcyCEORGEADE Enemy War Flyers Stage Friendly Race London.--Two aviators, enemies in the World war, recently staged a friendly air race around London. One was Baron E. von Schleich, known during the war as the Black Knight of the German air force; the other was Ma]. Christopher Draper, the Mad Major of the Royal air force in war years. The Gerdian lost the race by thirty second^ but his British opponent "stood" for the dinner given later at the ciilbrooms of the Old 9°S£a^e8 of. the Air Force.,. Try OUT classified ads for ankle sale classified ads. Central Garage Fred J. Smith, Prpp. Johnsburg Clwffulet Sales. General Automotive Repair Work Give ns a call when in tronble Expert Welding and Cylinder Reboring Day Phone 200-J Night Phone 640-J-2 (©. B«U BjrndieHO--WNU S«r*lc* ONCE it came about that Prof. Ginkus of Dewberry College went out to Runceville to deliver a Lecture on "The Mod: era Drama," with which he was familiar, having attended the Theater twice, Season before last. Following a sacred Custom, the Club under whose Auspices he was to hold forth billeted him on lir. and Mrs. Wadleigh, who were the Sacred White Antelope of the Village, because Mr. Wadleigh had invented a Farm Gate which brought in so much Currency that for several Years be bad been compelled to wear a Collar. The Wadieighs had a pressed-brick Mansion with a driveday curving up to the Port Cochere and Is was said to be furnished regardless., / Prof. Ginkus was assigned to a Guest Chamber altogether too lovely to be used for Sleeping Purpose's. It had Ribbons run through Everything and there must have been 6 or 8 Mattresses on the Bc-d. Also three kinds of Talcum Powder: Violet, Extreme Violet and Sickenihg Violet. When he appeared fojr Dinner it was his Hope that they could slip him a Lettuce Sandwich and a Cup of Weak Tea as he always wished to lecture on an Empty Stomach, preferably his own. But the Wadieighs were not going to miss such an Opening. They had incited in Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus Harper, of the State Bank, Mr. and Mrs. L. W. Griggs, of the Emporium Department Store, and Miss Gertie Bloomer, who was unmarried and about 30 Years late on the Schedule. The serried Ranks of Knives, Forks, Spoons, Nail-Files, Nut Picks and Other Utensils indicated only too plain- \ that they were going to throw themselves and try to fix Prof. Ginkus so that he wouldn't be able to lecture for a Week. He Inwardly resolved to lay off on the Chuck and put in the Time getting Opinions from those influential Men and Women on the revision of Church Discipline, the teaching of Evolution in the Public Schools, the failure of Home Training In the Control of adolescent Apaches and other such timely Topics. The Gorge was ushered la by a Combination known as the Dsypeptic's Delight, consisting of buttered and salted Nuts, vulcanized Caviar and Green Olives stuffed with Torpedoes. Presently the regular Menu and the Intellectual Feast were started off with: Cream of Tomato Soup. . Mr*. Wadleigh said she never knew whether to serve Thick Soup or Thin Soup because some like One and some lftse the Other. Personally, she preferred a Puree although Dr. Kennedy bad told her it was fattening. To which Mrs. Harper replied that she had tried a Soup at a Hotel in New York, during the Automobile Show, and it was the best she ever tasted but she couldn't remember the Name. Mr. Harper said he thought it began with a "P." So, having that all settled, nothing was heard for several Minutes except the soft pedal Inhalation which cannot be entirely muffled, even in the most Polite Society. Baked White Fish With Cucumbers. Miss Bloomer wondered whether she had better tackle the Fish. She had heard so much lately about Ptomaine but, of course, probably it would be all right if the Fi6h were fresh. Mr. Griggs said he thought they would be safe because Lake Superior was only about 500 Miles away. This led Mr. Wadleigh to tell about his Cousin Homer, in Chillicothe, who couldn't eat Sea Food or anything that lived in the Water without becoming as sick as a Pup. So Mra. Wadleigh said she had a Sister who got a Rash, all over, when she ate Strawberries. She couldn't understand it at all but Mr. Griggs helped to clear Things up by saying that he had often heard his Father say that when he (Father) Was a Boy it was generally supposed that Tomatoes were poisonous, whereas it is now agreed, in the Medical Profession, that nothing could be more beneficial to the Liver. He said he never turned down Fish but he was leery of Cucumbera Some could eat them and Others couldn't. That had been his Observation. He had a brother, Jesse, who used to go right out in the Patch and take them Raw, without Salt or Anything. Mr. Harper said that yes. Some People were that way. They seemed to agree with him better if he put on plenty of Vinegar and Pepper. He didn't know why it was but such were the Facts In the Case. This reminded Mrs. Wadleigh that one of her Uncles up in New England had choked to death at the Table from getting a Fish Bone in the Gullet, She said he had been a Unitarian. Baked Fowl With Dressing. Mrs. Wadleigh said that she hoped every one liked Sage in the Stuffing because she was crazy about it but was .always half afraid to tell Minnie t<» put it in because Some liked it and Others didn't. Mr. Griggs said that Minnie couldn't make him mad if she put in Onions too. He liked Onions ary? way he could get them--raw, boiled or fried. He said he liked to '< take a big Bermuda Onion and slice it thin and make a Sandwich: He said, he first saw Onions served that way at a Stag Party in Springfield. He had been taken to the Party by an old Friend who used to sell Goods out through this Territory and up to-the Time he went to the Party, which was a kind of Dutch Lunch, including Everything that went with it, he never had seen or heard tell of an Onloa Sandwich, but after' he tried one he certainly had to admit that it was mighty tasty, especially when you could wash It down. Miss Bloomer then asked If t^&re would ever be a chance for Light^Wines and Beer to come back, tl looked as If the Interchange of Ideas might become involved in the controversial Mazes of the Eighteenth Amendment if the Help had not appeared to shift the Scenery alnd make way for an Edible which Mrs. Wadleigh Was utilizing in an Effort to lift her Friends and Neighbor# to Higher and Better Things. Artichokes and Mayonnaise. Mr.* Harper spoke up and said he never looked at one of those Things that he wasn't reminded of the Storey about the Fellow who had one of them set in front of him and he thought it was a Pine-Apple. Mr. Harper did not remember just how the Story went but he said you couldn't blame the Fellow very much. Ht said he never would forgt-t the first time he saw one. It was at a Banquet in Atlantic City. The Chambers of Commerce were hating a big Convention there. Mr. Harper had not planned to be present* He just stopped over, on.his way to Philadelphia to see about an Order that was held up, and on the Board Walk he met Ed Bentley who once worked as a Telegraph Operator in Runceville but is now Jn charge of one of the biggest Commission Houses in Columbus. Ed asked him to go to the Banquet. He didn't want to go because he didn't have his Tuxedo with him, but Ed borrowed one from a Friend who had intended to go to the Banquet but couldn't on account of getting a Cramp while in Bathing. To get back to the Artichoke, he waited to see what the Others were doing with theirs before he made a Move. He said it seemed to him then, and it had always seemed to him since, that an Artichoke was a fair Imitation of Something to Eat. If some Folks said they really cared for them, he was not disposed to argue with them. His Motto had always been "Every man to his Taste," %s the Fellow said when he kissed thife Cow. He said that unless you dipped an Artichoke in something, It didn't taste like Anything whatsoever. It was just the same as taking a Long Breath. lie always pulled his apart and sort of nibbled at it, just out of Politeness, but one good Thing about the Artichoke was that it never showed op until a lot of good Vittles had preceded it 4 So that was that. Ice Cream and Cake. Miss Bloomer said that her Father, before his Death, would eat Ice Cream five or six Times a Day if he could get It. He was the first Person in Middlebrook to use it, right along, in the Winter Time. Mr. Griggs said that he liked Ice Cream as well as -the Next One but when you ordered it at a Candy Store you never knew what you were getting. It had everything in it except Milk and there waa no way of telling how long it had been on hand. Which reminded Mrs. Wadleigh that she had found the Recipe foi* the Fig Cake in a magazine. Cheese, Hard Crackers and Coffee. Mrs. Harper said that even a Small Cup of Black Coffee would keep her awake for Hours and Hours. Her Mother had been the same way but her Father could take it by the Quart and it never seemed to Affect him one Way or anpther. He would be asleep S Minutes after his Head hit the Pillow. It was a Funny Thing about Coffee. Some could drink it and Others couldn't. Miss Bloomer said there was an old and true Saving that One Man's Food is another Man's Poison. Mr. Griggs said that in New Orleans they make the Coffee very strong. Personally, he didn't like it so Strong. In New Orleai)s, how-, ever, they wouldn't have it any other way. Mrs. Wadleigh told them 'the Cheese was Imported. She forgot the Name but It was Imported. Intermission. After Prof. Ginkus arrived back at Dewberry he was asked by his Wife if he had been nicely entertained and he replied that they had kept him so busy thinking about Things to Eat that he did not remember what had been served. MORAL: To promote Sprightly Conversation at the Table, serve several kinds of Food. California City Seek* ^ . Gold Beneath Alfeys Oroville, Calif--Belief- since the booih time mining days that beneath this prosperous agricultural and mining city existed rich gold veins has led many to suggest moving the city to flisd out, Now the curiosity born three quarters of a century ago will b^ satisfied. But Oroville's streets a*d buildings will stay where they are. Two giant "drills are operating in back lots an<l alleys to test whether the loag rumored gold veins exist. Greater London Shows Big Gain in Population London.--The population of Greater London now. totals 8,203,942, as revealed by the first official report compiled from the census reports of last year. The increase In population, as compared with 1921, has been 9.7 per cent or nearly three times as great as In the preceding decade, and nearly twice as great as the current Increase for the nation at large. Greater London's inhabitants are divided into 4.371,026 females and only 3,832,916 males. How that happened, the report doesnt deign to disclose. Figures for the city of London and the 28 metropolitan boroughs which comprise the administrative county of London (as distinct from Greater London) show a decline of 87,250 for the ten-year period. This population is now 4,397,008. ,v Jail Inmates Consume 42,000 Aspirin Tablets Fort Worth, Texas.--Evidently there were plenty of headache# in the Tarrant county jail last year--the 1931 drug bill reveals that 42,000 aspirin tablets were purchased for the 150 inmates. But the prisoners also received amply of other kinds of medicine along with the "sleepers." The bill shows 11,400 purgative tablets, 174 pounds of salts, and 211 pints of castor oil were consumed. ' First Map of America Rarliest map of America In exist Mice now hf(hat by Juan de la Closa, drawn on parchment in 1500. Women Not Far'Behmd Men in Inventive Field While the first American Invention was patented by a man, the records further state that the process was "found out by Sybille, his wife." This patent was granted by the British government to Thomas Masters for an invention for cleaning and curing Indian corn. For 19 years after the enactment of the patent law In 1790 not a single one of the 10.000 patents issued was granted to a woman. The first successful application from a' woman was recorded in 1809 and was for a method of weaving straw with "Silk or thread. Even for a quarter of a century afterward there were less than a score of patents granted to women. Women have patented inventions relating to power machinery, a belt drive, a flexible shaft coupling, a solar heating plant, a reversible turbine, automobile contrivances, machinery for harvesting ad planting, kitchen and household appliances, ' Economy "We away for our holidays every third year."* "What do you do the other years?" "The first one we talk of last year's holiday, and the next year we discuss plans for the following year."-- Karikaturen. Firat Engravia« It was John Foster who is given credit for making the first known engraving in America. The first print, the woodcut of Rev. Richard Mather, was made In 1670. .„ • • , Ma* Worthy of Honor men I honor, the tofiWrfsre craftsman toiling to conquer the earth and him who Is seen toiling for the spiritually indiapefteabie, the bread of life--Carlyle. r .- • Pew Gwdaeee ^ He who is his own guide has a fool for a disciple, and does not need the devil to tempt him, for he Is to himself the most perverse and dangerous of evil spirits.--St Bernard. Ideas and Words ' If M&8S and words were distinctly weighed and duly considered they would afford us another sort of logic than what we have been hith#sto acquainted with.--John Locke. • ^ MODEL 44 -- 13 PLATES REDUCED TO •075 Instead of increasing prices to cover the new Federal Tax on batteries, Exide reduces prices, to meet the motorist's 1932 pocketbook. The identical Exide Battery that sold for $7.95 last summer, is now $6.75. Cancer' Antidote Found During hundreds of experiments conducted in the British empire cancer campaign It has been found that mustard gas has the effect of counteracting certain potent cancer-producing sustances. The discovery Waa made in experiments on rats. • Spoctea of rtw There are more than 20,000 differed! fish species known--many more thaflk * the known species of any other greatgroup lamong the backboned animate When the waters of the world ha we been explored more completely, '"4 especially when Science acquires greater knowledge of the creatures which live In the great depths of tlMt seas, the known number of fishes wi|| v be greatly increased. They are net only the largest but the most interest* group of the, vertebrates* "Beseret" is the Mormon name foe; Utah. It is taken from the book d£^ Mormon and signifies honeybee. Ttoa Mormon emblem consists of a conical beehive, with bees around It, being emblematical at . theIndustry people. :v,V;V.v.": M4 APPRECIATION SALE t RIQ *V a n d : > \rvR D AX I ./ trig* AT*4»5 " " sad your oM btimy For those to whom low first cost is now the only consideration, we have the new Idex--built by The Electric Storage Battery Co. Blake's Battery and Ignition Shop We are giving this big Appreciation Sale to thank you for your Interest in our stores. Stop in and look over all the good foods on sale at very low prices. SWANS DOWN Cake Flour -- 27 Times Finer 2Vfatt> . CORN . 3 Good Quality--Swum Flavored TOMATOES 3 Good Quality--Red Ripe No. 2 No. 2 Suggestions for Thrifty Shoppers GrapefruitA3T2--21c Red Cherriesi^. tlO® Am. Cheese MaSir 17c Crackers i£il7c 2 15c Fort Dearborn Salted Sodas Oat Flakes--Get Big 3 Trade* marks Here I VtUVSVVl 5 25® • Fruits end Vtgtt*bl*s WASHINOTOM DELICIOUS Applet Ejura Fancy Cooking Apples N. Y. Orccnin1g i 7• um. 23* NANCY NAU Sweet Potatoes AMKT VoriMV 5 OM. 3* It Household Needs Amer. Family soap5-25c Toilet Soaps Chmav, 6-ch. Ivory.Kirk** H*.CaKlt* Kit'n Klenzer 3 14* Hurta Only Dirt Seminole 3*£l9* ~Co«oa-So<r TImm t*IU M O N E Y S A V I N G F O O D D I S T R I B U T I O N NATIONAL, * T E A C O . * FOOD STORES v J j'"* • , 3" JTV - .. n • .f-.c . .. * - **• * i t* i * • i'Jm' -yfc r*.» -V - ( - f HVi- 'I,, f- . »' ' i •• Sale of Personal PROCESSED EMBOSSED - RAISED LETTERING Quality Stationery is Appreciated by Everyone Choice of Many Patterns and Tints Neatly Boxed O.' ' v.-; •: ~ .':; Promfft Delivery Special at NcbExfWf Cfcmft for Embossing - Name or Initials! The PHONE 170 - * 0- ' • -A