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gp T>, * THE M'HENRY PlsAINDEALSE, THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,1335* BACON' STRIP VlBy W & • ZEKE" BACON Jake Stoffel predicts that, after the next baseball game between the West , Side and the Centerville business men r they will change the name ol street to Halm street. ^ The Junior Yokels have finally picked up a manager in the person of Art Patzke, the commander of the American Legion Post. Art wants to see the future greats of McHenry given all the co-operation possible and is lending his efforts to getting them better organized. More power to him • ; The McHenry Locals take on Johnsr g burg r again next Sunday in the re- - newal of the feud now existing be- /^.tween the teams. Spots has been go- : ing as of old and will give the lads from up the river plenty to think • about, but So will Mike Sehaefer, if ; the big lad is in shape to work. • Kifk Schroeder worked oat in-back vt the ptete for "the McHenry Locals .* • in their game with the colored boys % last Sunday, this being his first ap- 1; pen.ranee since he left the team early . in the spring. With Kirk back in the harness Arnie Anderson will, most likely return to his infield duties and this should strengthen the team a bit in the hitting^ as well as the fielding department. ' • - The annual caddy tournament is on now, play consuming the odd moments the boys have from Tuesday until Friday of this week. These events COLORED GIANTS NO MAtCH FOR LOCALS The American Giants management aparently thought that the McHenry Locals deserved little consideration and sent out a bunch of second stringers to do battle Sunday, much to the chagrin of the Locals, who felt that they had been insulted and therefore stepped out and handed the Colored, lads 10-4 trimming that sent them back home thoroughly spanked. Humble started for the Giants and managed to ptick for the finish amid much punishment. The Locals humbled him for two runs in the first, throe in the second and four in the third. Confident) -that- the score wo]uld mount to unnecessary heights if they thus kept increasing their tallies they sub JOHNSBURG DEFEATED BY GRAYSLAKE TEAM SKELLY OILS ARE PENNANT WINNERS The Skelly Oils, of the McHenry Johnsburg was defeated by Grays- Business Mens league were declared lake to the tune of 15-7. Johnsburj; * Penan^ winners at the city park had one of its off days that show up j Thursday evening when they every once in a while and in all base ; eas>'y defeated the McHenry Laundry ball teams. , jvoys in a game which gave them the Freund started out as Johnsburg's ^itl^. „ , pitcher and lasted three innings,, al<- For the Laundry .team it may bs lowing six hits. He also gave five said that owing to illness and other walks and struck out one. Schaffer | reasons the team was unable to prethen took over his place on the mound sent its full strength which made the and struck out four and allowed five, work of the playefs, especially the inhits and three walks. 0 I fielders, anything' but a soft under- Gerke, the Grayslake pitcher, struck , taking. out nine and allowed nine hits and! Although we have not been given three walks. [the low-down on the manner m which Schaffer had a perfect day at bat j thp winners will be officially recognizcollecting four hits out of four times c<| as the champions, our guess at this up and if his teamates would- have sided and were content to sally ajojig I followed his example, it would have under wraps. Their other score cime • ^een a different story. in the fifth frame and completed their j Nallas was the Grayslake star with day's Work. The Giants got one in a triple, two doubles and a single to the third and finished their days worl: his1 credit out of six times up. with three runs in the seventh on as many hits for their only real threat of the afternoon. ) time is that the flag ceremonies will not" take placie until the opening of the 1934 season. • It has been decided, however, that the, four teams play a postseason series; ; •• •,;* ' • Skelly OH fe McHewy Uandrjr - Thurisday, Aug. 17 • 1 The Locals started out without any ( £e/ic?a game. Frett also had asore' Laundry-- R H E waste of time with Hup Smith singl- finger due to blood poison. Both these^i. « ................. ing to touch things off. Arnie An- 'hoys expect to be back in jthe game vnj derson then divulged his specialty and Sunday. Johnsburg plays off the • tte'w Hup went to second on the sacrifice, i with McHenry. next Sunday at, the<jIcCracKen, 1 ss- Spniiy Smith scored Hup With a doub- Johnsburg field. Both teams expect.Irf W le and later scored on two passed to win and my prophecy is the game i t.' I will be. a battle roypl, * So topf; see :'J-'Webe*.. yoa at the ball gam«. Joe Freund the Johnsburg catcher, was unable to participate in the game due to a sore finger received in the balls. In the next frame Spots ThurlwellV double, followed by singles by Leo Smith and Bennett, A walk to Huppy and an error on Arnie s grounder to short accounted for three tallies/ In their half of the first two innings the Giants collected four hits, but! SHAMROCKS ON BATTING, SPREE The Shamrocks went on a batting Botjrell, rf Wiliams, r 8$ .... Skelly Oil-- Granger, If A. Schmitt, 8b ...0 0 m B •4 1 1 ...0 W!?- 1 ...i • X.-' tf 0 0 5 6 4 R H E ...3 0 .2 couldn't cross the plate. In the third *?,ree Sunday and hits **** sailing Art Krause, p ........2 they scored without the aid of a hit. f , ^he L fleld Wally Kreutzer Meyer, 1 ss J " .......2 .......2 ,....0 Pfannenstil, dropped Kelly's fly with i^nkin«' the honors with five hits and |N. Freund, r as cne down and he eventually counted flv,! runs an.d Kmsey who gave the Cerasch, c , . „ * , the first run for the Giants but bv bal1 a ride into 1116 cornfield for are always full of upsets, but theyjthat time no one was very m;ch wor Y four base play. ried over the outcome. ~ |1 Bmiull Kreutzer was setting Crystal Just to make things doubly secure >®ke dowrx in order by striking out and at the same time show the colored !lfteen men- he struck out four men boys they weren't the only hitless m the fifth when Gracey l€t third give the boys sometnmg to look forward to as well as some valuable experience under fire, which may prove valuable when the lad» get up in the ^ o ^ ^ ™f fan wondera'on the field the Locals1 came | stl^T ke 5°o thrfugh h\ m, one for Ripley "" " "" theyibsck in their half of the third and scored four runs one a measly hit, a single by Greier. WaJKs, hit batsmen and errors were of much assistance, C. Freund, lb -- wnsend, 2b ............ Stifling, rf A1 Rrause, improve their golf very much won't have far to go to the top. Henry Vogel is now the proud possessor of the Stenger cup as a result of his victory over Lordy Rempke of Niles Center in the finals of that cup match. Henry was plenty hot that day and made the turn of the first round and won handily. This is Henry's first victory and was especially sweet to him inasmuch as it was his birthday. Quite a celebration! The Married Men have completed their regular indoor* schedule, • but night games the season this way and all those loyal fans would miss the pleasure of watching and listening to them. McHenry golfers are spending this afternoon at the Glen Crest Country club as the guests of the members. This is the third match of the season between the two clubs who certainly do enjoy these get-togethers where most everything except murder takes place. How they do love to rip each other up the back. Yes, Tom Bolg^r and Doc Edinger are at it again today. A return match will be played at the McHenry Country club, a ireek from today. McHenry-- AB R H1 H. Smith, rf 4 1 ' ;11 Anderson, c-ss ...,.'.4 0 l) S. Smith, 2b ....i............ 5 t 2 Pfannenstil, cf 3 2 Geier, lb 5 .• : 1 Thurlwell, p .4 1 • l! L. Smith, If 3 = 1 Bennett, ss -- 3 2 1 Schroeder, c 0 "' 0 0 Whiting, 3b .2 2 1 , 33 10 11 A. A. GkntS^- AB R H Kelly, cf .... ......4 0 Linas, 2b ......4 1 Lyons, rf 3 0 2 MacDoo ,1b 4 0 0 Vilard, If 4 0 1 Humble, p ......4 0 2 Allen, ss 4 3 Mack, 3b-c ......4 0 0 Booker^ ...................... 4 . 0 ; 0 f • '. - . 35 ' . 4' 9 Next Sunday the Shamrocks play Chicago Beuhlers at the McHenry Bail Park. No admission charge. Come out anl watch this battle. The box score of Sunday's game follows: Crystal Lake-- AB R S. Salveson, cf ~...»..5 1 Ganske, lb ......*.......^,..^4 0 L. Eiserer, 88 ...........5 1 Turner, lf-p ........4 Q P. Eiserer, p-lb 0 H. Meier, 3b .........v....».,...i4 0 J. Meier, c ....^...„..,...........,4 1 Garbe, 2b ...4 0 Grantham, rf ....................2 F. Salveson, rf ....w<i..:.....2 NEW "FLYING WING" GIVES MORE SPEED Pwfrlliles a Minute Predicted for Device, 17 20 6 Score By Innings McHenry Laun.-- 000 101 021-- 6 Skelly Oil-- 110 800 25x--17 Left on bases: Laundry, 7; Skelly, 9. First base on balls: Off Krause, 0; off Smith, 2. Struck out bv | Krause, 7; by Smith, 2. Double play H | McCracken to Tonyan. Two base hit 2j Art Krause, McCracken, Meyer, 2. ljThree base hit: Bourell. "Home runs: ljGcrasch, Granger, Mieyer. Umpire?! 2 Smith behind plate, Winkle at first, l Bickler at first 01 Final Standing of Teams 0 300-- 3 OOx--10 Those long forgotten White Sox are "enjoying a sort of rejuvenation with their old jinxes, the Boston Red Sox in town. That 18-inning game with the Yankees that ended in a 3-3 tie showed the Sox that they can still play ball had they sufficient desire to do so. The pitching has shown a marked improvement and this is most ly responsible for the upturn in the pi&ying. With the Sox hitting quite well all season, a little general improvement in the pitching staff certainly would be welcome before, tlje next season rolls around,' ' ~ The McHenry Locals were qtifte disappointed last Sunday because the management of the American Giants thought that a second string outfit «would be strong enough to cope with the efforts of the small town lads. Angered by this the Locals turned cn all the guns and mopped the floor with the second stringers to :the tune of 10-4, scoring nine of their runs in the first three innirtgs before relax* ing to coast to victory. The Giants' best efforts were put forth in the late innings to score 'three runs on as many hits for their ohiy real show of ability during the entire game. A. A. Giants-- 001 000 McHenry--'* 234 010 Batting averages of Locals: Schroeder, 571; H. Smith, 386; A. Smith, 358; Thurlwell, 339; Anderson, 328; Geier, 304; Leo Smith, 300; Pfannen- SHAMROCKS-- Howard, 2b ........... W. Kreutzer, ss Whiting, cf Kinsey, lb Glossonu If . Miller, rf .............. Gracey, c G. Frisby, 3b ........ B. Kreutzer, Larkin, rf ... 88 AB 6 ..............5 4 .5 8 4 5 ..A.......5 ..1 3 R 8 6 2 2 2 0 1 •i' i l 44 18 I W L Pet. II Skelly Oil 10 5 .667 1 Park Sides .,.^.:.0 6 .800 1' McHenry Laundry ? 7 .500 -- |S4haefer*s Grocers ... 3 11 214 11 . -- ' H POST SEASON SERIES STARTS Jfc!' The captains of the four teams in 5 the business men's soft ball league 8; have decided to play a post-season 2 series and accordingly the first game 1 was played on Tuesday evening. 1 j The winners, as the score indicates^ 0 Were the Skellys. Now that the league 2 race is over the members of the teams 1 have apparently decided to relax a 0 hit, and thus the farce as staged on •-- Tuesday. I 18 While everyone enjoyed the show j j immensely, the score keeper had his j BENEFIT SHOW AT AURORA i troubles. Every time, especially in i t mf uiuiui( x m,men- AIRPORT NEXT SATURDAY the last two innings, when the scorer stil, 300; "whiUng, 270; "BennVtt' ^o" L Acco.r(lin? 10 information received ^tempted to register a play he found ! ' (from- Aurora," Lieut. Roy Mathews, that some players had switched posi- The first round of play for the l°CaJ_f®™Ch:Utexj"m?er'J has ac<;«Pted tirns. Needless to say that the tabchampionship of the McHenry Count- « ^rdial invitatio ry club found several favorites fall- ' U York benefit ing by the wayside. E. G. Henderson continued his revived shooting and eleminated Lordy Rempke. D. Granginvitation to attend the ulated score, so far as errors are con;- air show next cerned, is just a matter of a guess. Sunday, Aug. 27. at the Aurora airport. The proceeds, or a percentage of them, will be turned over to thp The score: Skelly Oil vs. Schaefer*s Grocers Tuesday, Aug. 22. N«?w York--A new type of -flying wing" monoplane, which Is expected to attain a high Speed of four miles a minute with two "engines ,of small power, is under construction behii il barred doors of a western plant, it was revealed here. Wind tunnel tests con ducted by Prof. Alexander Klemin of the (tuggenheim school of aeronautics at New York university, reveal the high performance possibilities of the new craft. The new pl'nne represents no radical departure:-.Thfe four;mile a-niln'ute performance on two .engines of '.123. hurse , power each I? ohtiiined by alnirtst perfect stream Tlning. plus the sett in- of tbe eiyrine^s to get the best results.' . It Is a cabin type with a capacity .of four passengers, and If the "performance of the- first plane comes tip 'to'-the wind tvmnei measurements <)n the model It will be the fastest low power plaii^ ever constructed. Retractibl® Landing Gear. ' The crsift employs a retractihle land Ipg gear and has a short bullet like fuselage which' Is streamlined Into the wing so that only a little more than half, of It Is visible above the hitrh wing lift from a head-on position. The two engines also are streamlined into the leading edge of the wing in pro Jectiie-like nacelles, which have very little frontal area. The landing gear retracts into the erigine nacelles. Professor Klemin was agreeably surprised by the performance data collected for the designer, 'Thomas M. Shelton of Denver, Colo. The tests show that the craft wl{h a full load will have an Initial climb of 1.7C0 feet a minute, and with the flaps In use will have a landing speed of 55 miles an hour, which Is low. considering the high speed of the plane. On one engine the craft will have a speed of 150 miles an hour and will be able to climb at the rate of 675 feet a minute. The method of performance calculation used b.v Professor Klemin to arrive at the figures for the,new plane, which Shelton will call the "gyroplane," Is considered reliable by the aviation industry, and the results in the past In flight figures has consistently shown agreement with the tunnel calculations. 22 Per Cent Faster. ^ Shelton, In comparing the performance figures with those of other planes tn the same class, said that the gyroplane would be 22 per cent faster than any marketed thus far. An 'outstanding safety factor In the design Is the plane's capacity not only to fly but to climb on one engine. „ Shelton said the project was financed completely and that the om struction of the first plane would lie pushed so that It may be tested in actual flight by the first of the year. "After we Iron out the 'bugs' In the four place craft we intend to build a 20-passenger ship with two engines of 7<>0 horse power," he said. Although all the regular planes are to be built of metal, Shelton said the construction of the first would be of wood and fabric. The power units on the first model probably will be Inverted In-line, air-, cooled engines. Art Feicht conquered his old rival, Tom Gill. The second round will be played next Sunday. R ............1 ...I --s.. 1 , .........iU .......1 er won from Willard Galitz in another ! °rpha,n<^ chlldren of Mrs York. who Skelly Oil--. match that wasn't entirely an upset, I f[as „ l1^ m a Para«iut« jump at Granger. 2h-p and Elmer Galitz bested George Cro- i J™ Knights of Columbus outing at; A. Schmitt, 3b nin on the last hole to remain in the.! A"r.ora A""Port two weeks ago. . Art Krause, p-1 ss running. Others to survive are Corky I Lieut' Roy Mathews has been sched-1 Meyer, 1 ss-p Maierhofer, Jim Sayter, Art Feicht, u. ^ make 8 Parachute jump at thejN. Freund, r ss ... the teeless wonder, Boots Rempke and ?u' show at Aurora Sunday which willjGerascK c Bacon, the last two winning by de_ one-day event. jC. Freund, lb-rf ... fault. Sayl^r beat Art Steilow and! 1116 .a,r show °Pen at th« Au-1Townsend, cf-lb ... ' rora airport at 3 o'clock and will in- ] Ftilling, rf elude army manouvers, a balloon as-!.Al Krause, lf-p ::...0 cension, parachute drops and other'J. Milleir. jf-p .........1 thrills. ' j > _ Lieut. Mathews will make a delay' 12 drop from an altitude of 10,000 feet Scaihefer's Groocro R.' and as an added thrill will drop 5,000 Berbian, r ss ....................0 feet before he opens his parachute. j Hughes, lb .......>......1. ^The lieutenant will be glad to seej.-L. Schmitt, 0 1 his friends at the air show and invites; E. Conway, p-2b .all who can to be present and see him Campbell, cf-lss J, make his ju-mpr*™"--------" Fire* in White House Since the White House was, set on fire by the British forces in 1814, a blaze occurred in 18(56. destroying the conservatory; a small fire occurred in the administration of President Cool- •dge, in the kitchen, with little dam?. age, and two small blazes in the Wilson administration. Another blaze was in 1929, when the executive offices were damaged. a s 0 4 '.'4:- 1 2 l 2 © 1 E 0 0 r--K) 0 0 2 9 0 0 » Writing Love Letters , - Some one once-said that to write a good love letter "we must begin without knowing what "we mean to say and finish without knowing what we have written.". - Plant Priced by Chinese A popular flower In many wild flower sanctuaries is the dainty Fritlilaria, an alpine plant of much interest The bulbs of these plants are prized by the Chinese, not for the yeaaty of the flower, however, but because they can be boiled with sugar and dried orange peel, and made Into, a remedy for asthma and colds.. * Texas Divorce Mill Ir Speeding Up Each Year "^Houston, Texas.--Harris county's divorce mill, represented by five civil District courts. Is grinding out divorces at a dizzy speed and is gaining In speed each year. Were It not for one clause 1q the Texas law, Harris county might qualify as a rival of Washoe county, Nev., home of the famous Keno divorce mill. It Is fully as easy--and far cheaper --to get a divorce here, but longer le gal residence Is required for the purpose. In Texas a person bringing suit for divorce must have lived in the state twelve months Nevada requires only six monrh{s' residence. Even so. more th.in half as many divorces were granted-In Harris coun ty In 1932 as were granted In Reno. Six Queens of the Ocean Meet in New York ' " « s Worts, Tf ... Pi rkirs, rf P. Sehaefer, 2b-p Culver, 1 ss-cf .... G. Weber, 3b ...... ' 8 0 Score by Innings " Grocers -- 100 000 502--8 Skelly-- 320 000 07x--12 Left on bases: Grocers, 6; Skelly, 6, Pases on bells: Off Conway, 2; off Krause, 0; off Meyer, 1; off Granger, 1; off Miller, 1. Struck oi^t by Con- Way, 1: by Krause, 4; by Meyer, 1; Two base hits: Art Krause, Culver. Three base hits: Granger. Home runs: Art; Krause, Campbell. Umpires Bickler behind pla Winkle at second. Nature Lover Bequeaths Flowers to the Public Washington.--Jooelyn Z. Voder's will left his estate to his widow and children. but he left "the pretty -flowers, the shady woods" to all "who "desire it." fTO all those who desire It," the will said, "I leave the many pleasant greetings, the smiles of the children and the pleasant good mornings I have had from those I chanced to meet and who thereby cheered me on my pathway. ' To them 1 leave the pretty flowers, the shady woods, and the many things placed in this world to make It pleas ant for all of. us." CHASES THEM An unusual air view of six of the world's great liners docked at their piers in the Hudson river at New.York. Left to right are .the Manhattan, the Georgic, the Majestic, the Leviathan, the Pennland and the Parlsi Bill--It is said that my music carries people away. Bess--Yes; I noticed that you gradually emptied the room. " ~ And Before That? Marie--How long have you working in this office? Joe--Ever sine# they threatened to tire me.--Philadelphia Evening Bul- ', Squirrel* Silence Organ Oakdale. Mass.--When the organ In the Methodist Episcopal church re malned silent under the touch of Mrs. Leon E. Travis, organist, church at " taches opened the instrument and dis covered that squirrels had got Into the church and used the orgajii as hiding place for acorns. " ' > Counts World's Noses Geneva.--About 2.OOO.(MM).oo0 persons dwell on this terrestrial glo^ne, says the new year book of the League of Nations. Both births and deaths show a tendency to decrease. . What It Tslwi to Be Chief litt some parts of Africa, before the domination of the white man. If a strong able man could get hold of a large drum, summon large' numbers therewith to dances and hunts, prove himself capable of settling knotty points of law and in forcing compliance with bis decisions, be could soon set up as a big chief and gather a ImAd if fhlifi f OH! 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