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Consult •. : " ' - '.V-V " iSfjgg^ 'rms •sea*. TBI MaHBIRY M^OTMBALDt Thursday, April 19,1934 QABBY (JERTIE Adapted from v M« Celebrated Sfaae Pfay kf % CONA GEORGE % FEWER*"KAUFMAN • fc?" 1 A fyuqlpilcluyn ^|fye* MCTUM "Youth ho longer respects age because on the face of things it's deceptive." Have Your Eyes Tested Dr. C. Keller 45 Years' Experience Sundays and Mondays it my Sumner Home, Riverside Drive, McHenry, III. All Work Guaranteed Tel. 211-R CONN EL M. McDERMOTT ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Boors? Z to 11 a. m.; 1:30 to 5 p. m. Evenings, 7 to 8 Phone 258 Pries Building McHenry, I1L eent Company All Kinds of I N S U R A N C E Placed with the most reliable Companies Come in and talk it over "hoee McHenry I Telephone No. 300 N • fttoffel & Reih&nsperger lasaranee agents (or sll classes of property in the best companies. WEST McHENRY ILLINOIS Charlie's Repair Shop Formerly Pint's Blacksmith Shop--Pearl St. Radiators Repaired, Bodies and Fenders Straightened Sign Painting Truck Lettering Acetylene Welding CHARLES RIETESEL Downs Motor Express The Pioneer Line Operates daily between McHenry and Chicago Phones: Wabash McHenry 7518 256 A. P. Freund Excavating Contractor Trucking, Hydraulic and Crane Service Road Building Tel. 204-M McHenry, III S. H. Freund & Son CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS ^ JPhoM 127-R McHenry Our experience lj at Your Service in building Your Waal* . CHAPTEW H ' * ' "THAT VULGAft tlTTtfi BLONDE" Kitty Packard, with a beautiful bed-jacket over her nightdress, movie magazines, boxes of candy and gaudily - jacketed novels strewn about her, looked at the room which she had just had done over in ultra modernistic style in white, cream and buff, and decided to have it redecorated in the old pink satin style when Tina, the maid, entered to announce that Mrs. Oliver Jordan was on the wire. All of Da nPackard's millions bad failed to win for his wife social recognition, aitid when Kitty learned that the purpose of the call was to invite her and her husband to dinner at the Jordans, whom she had met at the races, to meet Lord.and Lady Ferncliffe, her delight knew no bounds. Here at last was social recognition! But when Dan returned and she tbjd him of the invitation he curtly refused t<> go. Dan, something of a "wolf of Wall 8treet", had certain scruples. He'd been trying foj> two t years to get hold of a line of shipping like Oliver Jordan's. "He's sending jne a full list of his stock-holders -- I buy up what I n,eed and it's all over but the shout ing. Dan Packard owns the best shipping line between here and the tropics, and Mr. Oliver Jordan is out on his earl I can't go and eat his dinner! Business is business, but I can't go walking into his house." But Kitty '8 socially ambitious little soul was set on going to that dinner, and she attacked her husband like the vulgar little termagant that she was, without result, save for abusive retorts from Dan. She started up from the ebalse longue il, dismay.as tarry said: v "I'll be very blad to come, Mr* Jordan. Of course, I know Carlott* j Vance." He hung np and turned, smiling*' to Paula "I'll see you again -- at your mother's dinner to the Fern-.; cliffes." . '«Why Larry, you must be insane! j Ernest will be there. You seem t#;. forget I'm engaged to him.' Larry Renault, still youthful look* ..t ing despite his forty-odd years, mad# j light of her fears. "I can't go around dodging people." _ >r "Then promise me one thing^y Larry. Don't drink At mother's.'1' You must make a gOod impression." ! "Oh, for God's sake, Paula, don't"' get maternal! A man can take a drink or two." She cast herself down on tier knees" by Larry's chair. "All right, my darling, my darling! Let's talk about something' else. Tell me everything you've done since yesterday. Only first, I want to be kissed, and kissed, and kissed!" "My sweet 1 My marvelous little girl!" said Larry, taking h^r in his arms." "1 worship you, I adore you." "Oh, Larry, darling! Wouldn't it be just lovely if we could stay here all evening -- pretend it was our house...." She broke off as there came a discreet knock at the door, went to a mirror, arranged her mussed hair, put fresh lipstick on her lips, as Larry admitted a bell-boy with a bottle of Scotch. Larry felt in his, pockets, made a wry face. " Paula, I haven't a bit of change. "My s x a e t l ' My narvelout litllt g i r l ! " s a i d 1 Larry. \ mm HOW= STUDY OF THE COSMIC RAY IS UPSETTING THEORISTS.-- Cosmic rays, what are they and where do they come from? The nature of thgse mysterious, penetrating "super X-rays" has been In dispute ever since they wpre discovered by Dr. Robert A./Millikan, noted Pasadena (Calif.) physicist. He says they are gamma rays like those of radiunr, but much harder and„more penetrating; that they come from far out in space, as a result of electrons and protons meeting out there to create net^ matter. Prof. A. H. Compton, of the University of Chicago, who or ganized a world-wide study of these rays, claims they are electrons and that liis recent studies and measurements in various parts of the world support his\ theory that they are Electrical id character. He also claims their "intensity varies with the time" of day and ftitensity of sunlight Recently Prof. E. Regener, of Stuttgart university, Stuttgart, Germany, sent up a weather balloon, carrying recording instruments only, to a height of 17 miles. These instruments showed that ahove 85,000 feet cosmic rays diminish in intensity. This, of course, contradicts the generally accepted theory of cosmic rays and further muddles the mystery. Doctor Millikan has been making airplane flights to high altitudes in army air corps bombers carrying his new electroscope which records and measures the rays. The One Hundred and Eleventh, observation squadron of the Texas National Guard is co-operating with Rice Institute physicists in making high altitude flights to measure the mysterious rays. And scientists at some twenty stations throughout the world are making cosmic ray observations--Pathfinder Magazine. ; •' YOLO At kmlf .m»vte ma 9 a una •* the bed. Iar§tb*x «/ cM»c»late$ .. JCitty was itill in bed. tried her baby-talk wiles, all to no effect, until she mentioned that it was to meet Lord and Lady Ferneliffe. "Ferncliffe!" exclaimed Dan. "Why didn't you say so in the first place ? He's one of the richest men in England. Mililons! I've been trying to meet him for years. Of course, we'll gol. Do you know what I'll dot.. . I'll buy up that Jordan stock through dummies -- use Baldridge and Whitestone -- fellows like that -- keep my name out of It. What a break I I'm off to Washington -- called there by the President. He wants to consult me about the affairs of the nation. He'll probably offer me a cabinet position." Boastful and breezy, Packard hastily prepared for his trip to Washington; pecked at Kitty's cheek and took his departure. Scarcely was he out of the apartment when Tina announced that Dr. Talbot was in the lobby. Kitty called for her pearls, a new bed-jacket, Dr. Talbot's book on " Aspects of the Adult Mind", and thus prepared, waited for her caller. He was very professional m his talk until the maid had withdrawn. Then Kitty . fiung her arms about him. Oh, Wayne, darling!" Reluctantly at first, Dr. Talbot responded to the embrace, then grabbed her passionately in hisferms. Paula Jordan waited while Larry Renault, highball glass in hand, answered the telephone call to his apartment in the Hotel Barclay. A silver-framed photograph of Paula was on the table by the telephone, fclie admired Larry'b actorly figure and face. Clad in a black moire •trussing gown, with his initials • *hite inonograin on the left sidw he looked very distinguished. She. Have you a quarter for the boy I" i "In my purse on the table." When the boy had been tipped and discreetly withdrawn, Paula asked- Larry about the play in which 1)4 . was to appear to bolster up his repu*" tation which had suffered when the •, 'talkies" came in and disastrously affected the careers of many big film*--" stars of the silent picture era. 'The play's not much, but the part is interesting. It's practically the only male parjt in the play." "There's the beach-comber--" "He has one Little scene and I dominate that." He poured himself! & drink and raised the glass. Paula protested at his drinking so. much and they were soon in midst) of a lover's quarrel. It ended in he*.' : complete surrender. 8he was terribly in love and bent upon telling Ernest she could not keep her prom* ise to marry him, sick of hiding hor love for the great screen star of the silent days. " Ernest is just the sort of man you should marry, Paula. You've known me .a month. It's been a beautiful month. I. love you, as much as I can love any woman, but it isn't real love any more. There have been too many women. I 've been in love a hundred times -- married to four women. Not divorced from the last* \ ou 're young and fresh. 1 'm burned out. Go .back to Ernest This is the first decent thing 1 have done in my life." She kissed him, cried a little, pro4 testing her love, het detrmination tell Ernest, tfet parents, but toolc her departure when Max Kane,„ Larry's agent, arrived. As she left the apartment, she saw Carlotts, \ ance get off the elevator and enter ^ u room on the same floor. 8he hoj «be had not pceii seen. How Thunderstorms Are Distinguished by Science Can you tell the difference between the two kinds of thunderstorms which igcience distinguishes? In a recent announcement of the feather bureau JPi*. W. J. Humphreys tells Low to make this distinction. The difference in the two kinds of storms is wind. One kind of thunderstorm happens only when the day is more or less windy. The other kind happens only at times when there is little or no wind. Both kinds, however, are created by cold air above and hot, moist Jllr below. The warm air rises Into the cold air where the cold condenses some of the moisture In the rising air, causing rain, lightning and other Storm features. Where the difference fcetween the two kinds comes in is In how these strata of cold and warm air are provided. The windy kind pccurs when winds drive an upperlayer of cold air across a layer of Warm air near the ground, while the calm type usually happens when heating of the ground by the sun creates, a layer of overheated air which then rises into the cold air because tt fee* tomes lighter.--Exchange. Community Night/ was held at the Volo school Friday evening. Betty Jane Rouse spoke on 4-H camp on the Fox River. Miarjorie Kane spoke on her trip to the State Fair at Springfield. Floyd Atwell spoke on his trip to Washington, D. C. Mrs Levi Wait and Miss Beatrice Wilson put on a play, "Watermelon's Pickles." Mrs. K. Klemm of Wilmette and Mrs.. Kruppa of Evanston put on a play, "Frank St George's Wash Line." Both plays were excellent. A large crowd was present Mrs. AWagner and Beatrice Wilson were appointed to serve on the lunch committee. Community Night will be held at the Volo school May 11. Deputy Warden William Rossdeutscher of Joliet spent the week-end here with relatives and friends. Jamea Johnson of Chicago spent a few days here at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Waldmann. Mrs. Alex Martini and. son of Wauconda called at the home of Mr. and Mrs- J. F. Wagner (Sunday. Mrs. Richard Cronin of McHenry has spent the past few Weeks here with her sister, Mrs. Frank Hironimus. * Mir. and Mrs. George Stejnsdorfer and family of Griswold Lake have moved into Frank Wilson's house, known as the Potter place. Miss Alice Russell is the proud owner of a hew Chevrolet car. Mrs. Earl Hironimus and family of McHenry spent Wednesday here at the home of Mr. and Mrs. FranVHT-4 ronfmus. Mrs. Albert Hofer of Fremont spent Wednesday evening at the home of MV- and Mrs. Lloyd Fisher. Mrs. Frank Henkel, Jr., of Wauconda spent Thursday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Wagner. Miss Sarah MicEmmell of Racine, Wis., spent the week-end here with Mrs. Araia Lusk. A. Rita has donated three acres of land for a baseball diamond. William Wirtz has been appointed manager of the Volo team. The Volo Home Bureau unit met at the home of Mrs. "^illiam Fink April 11. Eighteen members and five visitors and Miss Florence Kimmelshue, our home acTvisor, were present- The Bureau will meet at the home of Mrs. Herman Dunker for the month of May; • .v • John Rossdeutscher of Chicago visited relatives here Tuesday. Mr. and JV£rs. William * Wirtz and family attended the home talent play at the Ivanhoe Congregational church Thursday evening. Election was held at the Volo school Saturday evening, Mrs. Frank King was re-elected as> president of the Volo board. Mr- and Mrs. Joseph Wagner and family spent Wednesday evening in Chicago with friends. Mr. and Mlrs. Paul Kruppa of Evanston and Mrs. K. Klemm of Wilmette called at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frank St. George Friday. Mrs. Esse Fisher and Mrs. Lloyd Fisher and family called at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Davis at Slocum's Lake Saturday. 1 Milton Magnuasen spent Monday evening at the home of "his parents, M!r. and Mrs. R. B. Magnussen. June Adell Dunker is under the doctor's care at this writing. Mr. and Mrs. Frank King celebrated their wedding anniversary and their daughter's birthday, which falls on the same date, Wednesday, April 11. . Mr. and Mrs. Roy Pass^eld, Mr. and Mlrs. Joseph Passfield, Mr., and Mrs. Clark Nicholls, Mr. and Mrs. Earl Donley, Mr. and Mrs. Jay Vasey, Mr. and Mrs. Frank St. George and Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Fisher attended the dance at Pester's hall at Grayslake Saturday evening. Frank Zuelsdorf of McHenry has spent the past two weeks at the home of Mr. and M]rs. F^ink Hironimus. The infant son of Mr. and Mrs. Hlarry Hironin^us is very ill at this writing. f . The Wauconda Regular Democratic club, one hundred and fifty strong, tendered Earl E. Donley a testimonial party at Wicks' Pavilion Wednesday evening. They all pledged their continued loyal Support to t/he party and its leader. Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Benwell of West MlcHenry visited the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Vasey, Thursday. Mrs. E. Bacon accompanied Mr. and Mrs. Ed Bacon'to the flower show at the Navy Pier in Chicago Sunday. Mlrs. Eddy Hossdeutscher visited Mrs- Frank Henkel, Jr., in Wauconda Tuesday. Mrs. E. Bacon and daughter visited Mrs. MSary Ames «t the home of Mr. and Mlrs. Robert Ames at Avon Center Saturday. • Earl Freund of McHenry is now employed by George Dowell. Mrs. Leslie Ullrich of Mundelein visited Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Lenzen Sunday. Mrs. Paul Wray underwent a serious operation at the Lake County hospital Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Eddy Rossdeutscher, Mr. and Mrs. Paul OTLeary, Mr. ami Mrs. Joseph Lenzen, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hironimus, Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Hironimus, Misses LaVerr.e Stone and Mabel Knigge and Melrin Stone of Wauconda spent Saturday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Xing. John Joseph ^STagner attended a one act contest at the State Teachers College in DeKalb Wednesday. Charles Jenkins of Round Lake called at the home of Mr. an<^ Mirs. Charles Rossdeutscher Monday. Miss Alice McGuiro spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs. Frank He&kel, Jr., at Wauconda. Mrs. Joseph "Wagner attended her card club at the home of Mrs. Rustell Gibbs at Johnsburg Thursday. ^ Nick Miller returned to the^home of his sister, Mrs. Anna Lusk, Sunday, after spending the past two weeks in St Theresa's hospital at Waukegan. Mr. and Mr. Harry Maypole of Fox Lake spent »inday here at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Michalson. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Rita and family of Ivanhoe spent Friday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Wirtz. May Dell Wray has spent the past week in Chicago with her aunt, Mrs. Bickler. ^ John Wagner, Sr., spent Sunday in Chicago at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. Wagner. Mass Hilda Oeffling of Waulcegan spent the week-end here with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Oeffling. ' Many friends jiere are very glad to learn that Mrs. Herbert Michalson is improving after suffering the past two weeks with an attack of pneumonia. Ed Cook of North Chicago called ott Mrs. Eddy Rossdeutscher Thursday. Mr- and Mrs. C. H. Tompkins of Libertyville spent Monday here at th© home of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Michalson. Mrs. Bud Ford of Wauconda visited her mother, Mrs. Catherine Frost, Tuesday. Dorothy Lee and Katherine Marce Wagner spent the pa.<*t week in Chicago with Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Mfcrtini- • Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wagner entertained their Five Hundred club Tuesday evening. Prizes were awarded to , Mrs. Alex Martini, Mrs. J. F. Wagner, Mrs. Joseph Freund, Mrs. Geo. Justen, John Molidor, John Kilday, Geo. Justen and Alex Martini. Mlrs. Frank Henkel, Jr., of Wauconda called at the home of Mrs. Eddy •Rossdeutscher Thursday. ^ Mr. and Mrs. Albert Kautenberg of Waukegan spent .Sunday here with the latter's father, John Walton. -- Mr. and Mrs. Frank Rosing and family of McHenry visited the for-, mer's parents, Mr. and Mrs .Bernard Rosing, Sunday. Thomas Morran of Chicago spent the pa Pt week at the hotrte ef Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wagner. v": How Disease Spreads When disease starts to travel it recognizes no speed limits. Scientists have found, for example, that diseases can travel through tho air at what is considered an unusual speed, thirtyfive feet in five minutes, according to Popular Mechanics Magazine. It has been known for a long time that micro- organisms are carried about on droplets of moisture, but Dr. Merl G. Colvin, of Yale medical school, has found that at least one group of contagious disease can travel independently. Contrary to the general belief, these diseases move fast, that is, fast for micro-organisms so small that the. common microscope does not show them. In addition to measuring the speed, Doctor Colvin found that the; germs remained in the dust of his room for eighteen daya R«4-Win(ed Blackbirds The red-winged blackbird Is considered the most abundant and most widely distributed native bird in North America. The male, with his scarlet epaulets and his cheery musical o-kalee song, receives a Joyous welcome from the bird lover. When large flocks forage over newly planted grain fields, farmers are not Bo likely to give them a. welcome. Growth of Baby Crabs A baby crab is less like an adult crab in structure than a tadpole is like a frog when It is born, and It does not achieve the familiar crab pattern until it Is about a month old. From that time on for a period of sik months or more it grows so rapidly that It has to discard its outgrown shell about twice a month. At the end of that time it will have become a fair sized crab. How Hay Favor Spreads A public health broadcast says that the offending substance, in the majority of cases of seasonal- hay ver, is the pollen from the wind-borne pollinated plants, which includes many of the grasses, weeds and trees. The season of attack, therefore, usually corresponds with the time of the year in which the respective pollen of these plants is being produced and blown into the air. For example, hay fever symptoms caused by Bermuda grass pollen occur in May, June and July ; from the Russian thistle pollen, in July, August and September; while from the rag-weed pollen, the latter, part of Angust, September and October. • • How We Gel 'ttferd "Caddy" The name caddy, referring to a tea caddy, is derived from "kati," an old Malay word meaning pound. Early tea imports from china came in a Ilk tie package or box called a kati, in spite of its holding over a pound. From that the tea receptacle, regardless of its size and the^gifiount it held, was called a caddy. How Handicapping la Done A handicap is an allowance of time, distance, or weight made to inferior competitors in a sport or race. In horse racing extra weight is imposed on the superior horse in accordance with known previous performances and with regard to age and sex of the nnlmnla on<rn<TMl. Change fo anti-sludge IsosVls "D**-- K eep sludge out--save oil It is time to change to a heavier grade of ~ motor oil. And when you change, remem ber this: The greatest cause of high oil consumption in automobile engines is sludge sludge that fouls filters, makes valves sluggish so you lose gasoline power and mileage, and causes rings to stick and pump oil Also remember this: You can keep sludge out of your motor by using IsoiVis "D", the anti sludge motor oil. Bccause it does not sludge, lso>Vis "D" keeps rings lively and free, reduc ing oil consumption to the minimum. That's why Iso-Vis "D" users use less oil--add fewer quarts between drains. It's the most economical, fine lubrication you can buy. ISO'VIS "D . • PLUS FEDERAL TAX • . 25c °<r* lc ° TOT A L 26c ° * Drive into your closest Standard Oil Station. Your Standard Servisman will drain and change to the (iroper grade of so-Vis D" in 8 minutes or less. Then you'll be rid of sludge and vou u keep your oii l cost lCF'*lb6 auwmuaft. Capr. 1154, Standard OU Ce- STANDARD OIL SERVICE ALSO DISTRIBUTORS Of *TL*I TIRES AMHBOOy KNOW C.t • "-tW- •' • ..: ^