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HlflMRBALL POPULAR AT LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL Basketball is the most popular of m girls athletics at the Community hfeh school during the winter months and daring the past two weeks the class tournament, sponsored by the Girls' Athletic association, has been in progress. In this interesting conteat the Juniors and Seniors were tied GIRLS1 ATHLETICS AT MCHS COVERS ALL KINDS OP SPORTS "SO .I HEAR" by EARL WALSH C With the coming of the warm spring days and their lure to the bright sunshine of the out of doors, . «iroHeu the athletically inclined girls at the for first place with the Sophomores; ^ommuflty hi?h school are turning Earl R. Walsh, Sports Editoy - ; second and the Freshmen third. j 'J" thoughts to the after school The McHenr^ Plaindaalor, Captains of the competing basket-1 fP . of basf>a11 and tennis, they McHenrv Illinoi„ ball teams are Viola Brefeld, captain1 1)6 10 a sPnng hockey tourfor the Senior*; Evelyn Schaefer, Jun- fai^ent lf the athletic program is not Dear "So I Hear'1: ior captain; s^pho-!„®,Cr°^^ ai^ ®re P,annil^ «ev"! Week follows weok--and each edimore captain; Mary Jane Laures,I_. • . r,'jC, tennis (matches, tion of your so-called sports column Tdeshman captain. ; > ^hlch should be interesting contests, finds your S. B. C. wondering why ioriaiere 1S mUfl tennis ma- the sad apologies for lateness of copy, ,j , anions, e girls who have al- appeals for contributions, and other y wor ed out m the gymnasium, polite (more or less) persiflage. Not Then, this year golf is claiming the wishing to ruin my present amateur interest, of .some of the girls, who standing (no fees received to date) I plan to ao somework on the local now wish to squelch,* once and for all, course. • n , the . erroneous idea ior captain; Eleanor Althoff, Sophomore captain; and -FBeehman captain Elephants Careful Elephants, when about no cross a "Stream or » marsh, carefully test the • banks tftth their feet as in this conntry they do with bridges and' railroad cafll. Charles Darwin, in discussing their Intelligence, makes special meg- | The girls"atheltic program at the have put over on your Editor, and tlon of this exploratory habit. .high school is an outstanding feature show; him how Easy It Is To Write I in the school curriculum, with a well a Sports Column, riX'. J (Political Advertisement) The McHenry Brewers took, the Wildcats down the line last Sunday in the City Championship match 2764 to 2610. Paul Karls led the winners with 592 pins. A 240 gamevwas mixed in Paul's total. Nice bowling. Ed Thennes led the Wildcats with ^.673 total and a 235 game. More, nice bowling. > In the Old Timers league, team No. in one of his good scores in this match, rolling a total of 630 pins. Ed had a 246 game. Wattles and Granger tied for honors on the losing team, each hitting 545 pins. t Team No. 1,, led by Mike Schaefer's 591, trimmed team No. 4. Sayler rallied 523 to lead thV losers. The ladies rate special mention this week with some neat scores. Edith Karls lacked just two pins of joining you seemingly the "2Q0 Club" Monday night. With that 198 game, she averaged 160 pins in the three game match, "Blondy" jHapke rolled an even 200 game Sun- JIFew TWINS AND TONES -'The. twins were, very much alike. But their father, a piano-tuner, had his own way of identifying them. He explained, to the friend who was admiring them that he told the difference by pinching them. "Heavens! You mustn't do that. You'll make tfteiu cry." . "v DAVID R. JOSLYN, JR., ACCEPTS APPOINTMENT We are advised that Attorney David R. Joslyn, Jr., has accepted the appointment of McHenry county manager of the campaign of William E. Hull for Republican nomination for United States Senator. Mr* Joslyn said, "I have accepted William E. Hull's invitation to direct his Primary campaign in McHenry county; for the office G{ United States Senator. I am doing this primarily because I am intensely interested in the success of the Republican ticket next November, both national and state. Illinois may be a pivotal state in that elecfiSii and it is very important that the Republicans of this state nominate the strongest man for the respective offices. "Former Congressman Hull's outstanding record in Congress during the ten years he served, has attracted strengthen the Republican ticket the country needs his services for t United States senate. He stands / exactly the things the Republic*an.J party will aim to accomplish when fil~ gets back in power. I feel, therefoA*" that it is' my duty as a Republic^, ana a citizen to give such time effort as may be necessary to &etfj* in the success of the Republican Part by nominating Honorable William EL , Hull." ^ ed "I am pleased by Mr. Joslyif^!. agreement to take over the mana&£ J ment of my campaign," declared former Congressman. "I am sure tH^^ he will give my candidacy as nrac'l^ publicity as possible throughout Mc-;|_ Henry,, County." r-:-:£. • i , * '{ organized program under the direction ! ; jP®r instance- Take the:subject of--jday while she was trimming Les 'Ad !cf Miss Maiirie Taylor, herself ex- fc • Horse Racing - - : lams in a friendly little match." Looks H adept m ai; of the athletic ac-jvtfid you know that the -word- "tip" lik« the pr\s settled down to some " tivities. . * ...... ; : r :/ • > . so often used in betting is taken from se™°us bowrling. : v 1 ' • , % P; vUst as m' practically ©very; other theterm "To r insure" Proipptnesa"' The Foi»'ster>.bow!f^ double* x | field of educatsdnj the modern idea of (Must mean to Pullman Porters--no matches last week As a windup in t Physical education has changed great- "horse I ever bet on was so prompt) their schedule. They have invited ly from the old fashioned ideas of. ~ Wl„ „ ifour C. O. F. teams from Waukegan ("physical training;" • \ ;« Ito me^t * ^ Today the physical education em-' . transit gloria! ; Saw (in. the Sunday. John Thennes topped the braces many phases of athletic train- !l?est where Joe Savoldi • oi,- Forester bowlers with'a 265 game, ing and sports, well organized, and Thrf Oaks, Michigan, lost to a Mon-1 The Brewery tealn will travel to conducted by a student body known as treal ™re»«Jer the other night. That's the Girls' AthelEic association. a xr far ^ fro™ ^ days when *rank The girls athletic program at the (Napoleon) Candeo was^ordermg him local high school includes three per- „ j "e l^otre Dame iods of class gymnasium in the morn-, cal,ed h,m the Battering Ram in those "Precisely,•' replied the , father j fnot only the attention of the citizens hat's' the whole secret., { iiistenl This of Illinois, -but' he^.has become, a naoneM-- nip--"Is-evidently William. He J tional figure. ' ; v > .. ; j cries ou the high 0, The other, ^ a n » e 8 " - r n i p ^ - - 1 f 9 h a l f t < M » --tTrt-Bifs- ™agaz{ne» " 'His nomination;, wijl " .greatly Slate Qo*i Not Poliah • - Slate will not take a polish like * ^rantte or tnarble, but a finish called 0 the-bone finish gives a dnll luster to 4 this material. This finish,Is usually j given ID the slate mill by means of a F buffing machine which carries a series of rtnergralned rubbing blocks over IM :surface. ; " 'Send Out aC. O. D. " ?; , The school teacher was telling her class the story of I'aiti. JncUid'- to mefet then) on jthe local alleys n<*t| tng the exciting part- about his shlp- ~ * ' wreck. ;" >•. v:.-'- "That TO BIY FRIENDS: Reports coming from all parts of Illinois indicate that 1 will be the Republican nominee for Governor at the primaries on April 14. y Do not be mislead by the ing, after school athletics it, intra-' mural sports and a special organization called the Girls' Athletic association, which is primarily for the purpose of regulating the girls' athletic program. In their regular morning gym classes the girls learn exercises and gymnastics, games and relays, folk and character dancing and have special coaching and practice for their major sports. In the spring these classes will be devoted almost entirely to individual accomplishments in days. Fishirifc Elgin next Sunday for a match. OLD TIMERS' CLUB TEAM NO. TWO -- ' Beavis 159 Karls 180 Perkins lS9 Most fishirig hews seem to emanate Bacon from the Sunny South these days, which reminds me of a prayer published in a Miami paper recently-- "Oh Lord help me to - Catch a fish \>';-i^'.;]big that even I . /'In telling of it afteiwiuMis Will, have no need to Jie." v -.v. Football Smlttr...: 214 214 -138 165 138 191 246 181^478 150--495 169--466 183--588 170--630 926 878 TEAM NO. THREE-- Wattles Weber Schaefer Freund Granger 156 162 140 182 188 197 160 172 166 179 858-2657 192--545 167--479 137--449 167--515 178--545 Spoke Up one little girl; couldn't happen-.today." T . "Why not?" asked the teacher. "Because," explained the little' girl, "today all ships 'are equipped with radio and ?o soon as there is trouble, they send out a O. O. D."--Cleveland Plain Dealer. Swift 'CurYen J "Has prosperity turned the corner?" "Of course, it has." said Mr. Pustin Stax. "What Tm hoping is that It won't keep on turning corners fast enough to make us feel as tf we were In the old game of hide and seek.* irs BEING DONE track and field work and as much of ' Ma* 1 remind you that one Ohio TEAM NO. this time will be spent out of doors State team is to be entertained (?)»Barbian ... as the weather will permit. 1^? Bend ^is fall, s» fH out that Johnson . Archery will probably be quite pop * j you re invited, wildlular with the girls this spring, also.' Basketball i Covalt j Sayler .. .. ' 811 TEAM KO. ONE-- 179 Gk>odell claims of other candidates, but urge j Although they did .not practice much! (Good idea to label the?* ^iHra-,Bigi your friends and neighbors to give last fall several girls became quite graph#).- -Season closed!*'. I me their support. Do pot let your- • skillful with the bow and arrow. Five ! Baseball selves be drawn into the Democratic j or six of- them attained membership in Now there's a subject! Where do squabble, but be sure and call for a a very select club called the Bulls Eye you get those questions^ or perhaps .1 Republican ballot. , fclub, membership to which-is gained should say the answers? Now, I'll I want your support and after I am b>' hitting the bulls' eye'at a distance ask one--How in the world can yoy Hu^hM " " " elected I promise you the same kindi0^ tw®n^y yards. go right on year after year upholding A ^ of efficient and economical Inisineas1 In thelr after sch°o1 work the and rooting for a team like the White;r-- administration as I gave you when I &irls teke Part in seasonal sports. In Sox? Will admit they're unusual--I was Governor before. • t^ie ^a" soccer and field hockey are See where they finally got fixed up at played on the field north of the school First Base--Thought for awhile Lou •building and in the winter some vol- himself would have to play it. Have leyball and basketball hold forth al- to laugh when people talk about go-1 „ most undisputed. ing to Yellowstone and other National eimer Particulars of the basketball tour- Parks on vacations--Give me good old nament played during the past two Cub's Park with plenty of hot dogs I«' V"8ien weeks will be -found elsewhere in and pop--The World Series was a1S.- --w"" these columns. great disappointment to me (need i lBlmon In addition to the major sports reiterate) in many ways--sat in Press there are others which are for irvdiv- Seats and was completely surrounded iduals rather than teams. Girls who by sartorially correct people--bet 828 F.OIIR- ...... 142 159 148 181 181 874 831 2533 132 160 148 170 149 1&4--428 179--498 148--444 172--^23 146--476 759 799 2369 LEN SMALL. I would t>e pleased to have you write to me. Address LEN SMALL, R. F. D. No. 1, Kankakee, Illinois. 150--472 158--602 167--5S1 9--517 McHenry, Illinois D. 8. T., Weekdays, 7:20 - *30 SOB. Matinee--3:15 Cowtinaoos Admission 10-2Sc MATCH GAME McHENRY BREWERS 170 200 Karls A. Justen ...... 176 164 187 131 240 133 212 188 2636 164--524 176--592 211--508 191--590 221--540 do not come out for major sports there weren't ten real fans in the p.1 i\\i are encouraged to take part in the whole section--sit in the bleachers' ~r*nnenS minor games such as loop tennis, next year--never did enjoy a game as1 ^ •--••• shuffleboard, ping1 pong, and archery. I used to from the Stand Pipe Hill-- 828 973 WILD CATS (McHenry) 178 190 FRIDAY - 'CEILING ZERO" SATURDAY Lily Pons • Henry Fonda I DREAM TOO MUCH' .Also--Will Power -- Travelogue SUNDAY -- MONDAY APRIL 3-6 RONALD COLMAN in 'A TALE OF TWO CITIES" ALSO--Mick, y Mouse Voice of Experience News E*ents They are excellent exercise and many Still regret I didnt' have a scissors of the girls are quite expert at them, to snip off the huge feiather on the The Girls' Athletic Association is hat ahead of me--completely shut off made up mainly of the girls who take Wameke's throwing arm--Wonder tf part in the athletics program, but Moriarity ever got a dog--or a whit« there are many girls who belong who cane? do not plajr in any of the tourna-, . Golf m«nte. The primary purpose of the s>w bu^ ff ^ presen,t awards, "anJd .fu rnish an organ-' e-o " thi. wJk-md.i..c .te. som, e i• zati.i-o n run en.ti •r el.y .b y the girls them- .o f , our .l.o cal go„lfers will soon be 1 », ., .. . , ., burning it up. Wri s,h ITd,. gone ou.t7 t^o selves More th»n «.ylhiog else, .t IocaU, , few ta„ « '•'Z PT fne"dsh'P "X" ft~d l«t year. Never forget the slu^s sportsmanship among the girls. • - * . .5 . _ mMeeeettiinnggss aarree hneelwd eevveerryv ttwwoo wweeeekkss ^J m y^ fir8t attempt-teeing off nip- ganery including with special board meetings' on the T i t>„, t-. , w /, nth»r Ba"»es» D^k Walsh, and Leo Stilling. All experts! TUESDAY -- Kent Taylor - Claire Trevor "MY MARRIAGE" Special Showing, "Dicnne Quints -- in "Going on Two*." WEDNESDAY--THURSDAY A P R I L 8 - 9 Jane Withers in "PADDY O'DAY" ALSO--March of Time Song Comedy -- World News other Fridays. Officers and committees of the G. A. A. are as follows; Adele Froehlich, president; Ethel Freund, vice-president; Ruth Reihansperger, secretary; Bemice Maloney, treasurer. Managersare; DarleneLockwood,--- ht ockey; rW inif1r ed l B1e niwl e1l1l , s* ocjc er; i• s excellent. Bt>y the way did you ,k now Lorraine Engeln, basketball- Audrey that tha % "T* Just breezing along--anyway the salutation used up a few lines--put in a few dots and dashes here and there--gosh, this is simple! Kotherme1l, *b as1k etba,l,l ; L* ouise- So*ti lnl-i ng, .^<• ^a^„ ^ord hews 1'3i ? tak. en fro.m the ,t ra„c k1 Cn onnie Bd oy1k o, arc,h ery; Rt> uitihl four words: North, East, West, and And j al ^ ^ ^ it Michels, tennis; Evelyn, Schaefer, W|UJ Nothing Except wVnchell's Stuff, dancing; Catherine Rothermel, songs; _ Mary Durland, hiking \ Take„ w^ n The social committee consists of 8S p|ckin(, th(. G,anU, t„d T|(,„s for 1936--May I remind him, Terry fashion, that the Cubs are still in the National League. *W^;' kNOERSv>N*S WOODSTOCK MILLER FRIDAY--ONLY ? j APRILS Ann Sothera •• Jack Haley "THE GIRL FRIEND" Also Special Attractions. SATURDAY SPECIAL Frank Back's "FANG AND CLAW" ALSC^r-Special Attractions SUNDAY AND MONDAY Jean Bartow -- Spencer Tracy "RIFFRAFF" Hit Short Subjects 15c - TUESDAY - 15c PrtrtM Foster - -- Margaret Callsfcaa "MTJSS 'EM UP" ALSO--Special Attractions WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY Jane Withers -- Pinky Tomlin "PADDY O'DAY" Bdgar Kennedy -- "Will Pmr" -- EXTRA -- Treat Days -- Don't Miss It Miriam Sayler, Marie Lay, and Margaret Landl; the points chairman is Margaret Freund and assistant referees are /Eleanor Althoff, Henrietta Herdrich and Yvonne Benwell. This is the first year for Miss Taylor, athletic director and teacher of languages, at the high school, but she has rapidly won the love and respect of the high school students, who admire her ability and diversified accomplishments and enjoy her friendliness and comradeship. In speaking of the athletic program, Miss Taylor says in part, "Instead of tying girls down to dumbells, Indian clubs, etc., and working them out so vance properly to the and'make as to produce a 'big muscle girl,' mod- them. There never is an infield fly ern physical education attempts to play if there is only one jrunnex on teach a girl to play, and to learn base when an infield fly is. hatted. games which she may enjoy even aft-. er she has left school. Also she gains \ This Week's Question: much social benefit in learning to Batter has two strikes. On the work with other students. No attempt next pitch he bats a foul tip which i* made to equal or surpass the boys deflects and hits him. Umpire calls in their sports, but only to give the him out because it was the third girl a healthy, graceful body and a 8trike and the ball had hit him. Was sense of sportsmanship and friendly tho empire right? co-operation, which will definitely help her in her later life." 168 145 166 167 206 193 148 161 953 2754 124--492 191--565 286--573 149--463 180--517 f :"K -'-f; *4Sny It With Main Street West McHenry Is Reader To Supply You With Flowers EASTER LILIES ROSE BUSHES JONQUILS TULIFf AND CUY#tO*#ERS Easter Sunday, April 12th f * k -YouM . ' mah-yme. Eligible men are scarce. , She--1 suppose I could ofter'that ss an explanation. • ; - - . ' . Valuable Stuff Hubby--"Gee! 1 stopped Jnst In time to avoid smashing that bottle. Wlfey--It would have been too bad If we had cut a new tire. Hubby--Tlrel I wasn't thinking of the tire. But there might be something to the bottle. (JU€£*L CLASBAKE PIE PLATE 824 898 888 2610 £My Neighbor * Says: ^ ^ The flavor of coffee Is improved If a little salt Is sprinkled on the bottom of the pot before the coffee is put In. The coldest part of the refrigerator should be reserved to hol-d milk, butter, eggs, meat products, milk products and perishable fruits. Stale cake crumbs sprinkled over the top of a custard before putting it Into (he oven to bake gives the top a delicate brown and The custard a different llnvor. newsIs good news" ihTs'sluff' ~ ~ 5 * * ~ Flour should be kept In a dry place and never near fish or vegetables. It absorbs odors quickl.v and will be spoiled if allowed to come In contact with . stronp-smelling foods. A delicious dessert may be 4ulckly prepared for the une\|>ected gu^st by adding any preservetl fruit to sponge cake, which has been cut In serving slices .and" topping It with whipped cream, v . ' - - ; / ' : ' ' - - . When ironinir a garment on whl.ch fliere are buttons, place the buttons on a folded turkish towel. The buttons will sink into the towel and the space between them will be Ironed more smoothly. © Amoch&ted Newspaper*.--^W.VU 8«rvlca TIM SacHfie* Father--Your school life lb costing too much money. You'll have to cut down on your expenses. 'Son (In high school)--That*i allright, I can do without books. OraBBuaf Up Trad* Ladf--No, I'm afraid to buy my eon musical instruments, even lf he does like rhera. Why, the other day he tried to swallow his fife. Salesman--Well, how about, a pice bass drum? Getting Hot Jane--I like school, mother. Already I have the best seat In the room. Mother--Where I* It: next to the teacher? to the radiator.! -- irhih* they East it For Baking and Serving Guaranteed "Heat Quick" Bottom Letten* Dishwashing Improves Feod* luxury at Economy Wee ; • 4 I M IT t TO A C V S t o M l R No Disturbance Once I worked in a - large the. noise drive you Shorty factory. Jake--Didn't faiillc Shorty--No, It was a factory where tliQy atuffed feather pillows. Win. H. Althoff Hardware Corner Main St. & U. S. 12 West McHenry Make Believe Land • Mother--:Ka.t your spinach, Johnny. Johnny--Aw, ma; I don't like It Mother--Well, make believe you do. Johnny-^I'd rather make believe I've eaten It! FIFTY-FIFTY So I Hear Please be a sport-- Once is enough for me Right back to you I hand ^ This job--and quite willingly*--- - Your humble, ' S-B. C. Auver to Last Week's Question: Both runners are safe if they ad- Aetlon of meteorites have atrack this earth, and have, at times, come down In showers such as the fall of some 100,000 stones nesr Pultusk, Poland, on January 30. 1888. Yet there is no authentic record of a person bavins been killed by on«.~CaUlar'» Weekly* ^ . I » i " • ' . f ' . ' i r t t*,' Pornvian Cnbe Root Peruvian cube root has nothing to do with arithmetic; It is the. root of s plant cultivated along the Amasea a^ad used ss so ifH^rt1ci«fc. Hand Clapping OM Cntta The custom of band clapping comes from the Romans who had a set ritual of applause, expressing degrees of approval-- snapping the finger and thumb, clapping with the flat or hollow palm, or waving tbaflap of the toga or lMuadkerchief. Lako Water Evaporates A small sea which has been evaporating for more than 20,000 years still exists near Garden City, S. D. Medicine lake, according to the state geologist, has no outlet and jril water running into It remains to evsporats, leaving behind mineral content GABBY QERTIE "Doesn't your wife complain when you get home late to supper?" "No. It's about an even break between tuch times and those when I get home and find supper late on. account •f the bridge club." Donktfnl Specialist--Could you pay for an operation If 1 thought one was necessary? Patient--Would you And one necessary W I could not pay for it? "Girts who never prac\ play en the plana." still Nation* Battle Over Codfish Nations have gone to war over the codfish, says the Boston Herald. Trench, Dutch, Swedes, Danes, Scots, Limeys, Bluenosers, and Yanks have all done battle for him at one time or another. In the old days, fishermen caught tbem on hooks with naked dams and other shellfish for bait, but now they are simply swept up from the floor of the ocean In hie nets fogged by powerful steaa or plead trawlers. NO. 2 |R ED CIRCLE] CANS COFFEE 1-LB. BAO« 50c DEL MONTE PEACHES 2"&tf 29c 100S PURE PENNSYLVANIA MOTOR OIL 2 98c PLUS N TAX Rinao, large pkg lfc Lux Flakes, Small pkg., 3 for 2Se American Family Soap, It for 49c Block Salt, 50 lb. Mock Mr Hamilton Sauerkraat, 24 can ' 4 cans 28e RL & O. Frankfurters, lb. ........ 15c ' Del Monte Coffee, 1-lb. caa ....... 2Sc Condor Coffee, lflk can ... 15c Del Monte Tuna Fish, 2 7-oz. cans Del Monte Peaches, Halved. 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