|0| WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 22, 1897. Railway Time Table. r Taking effect Sunday, May 29, 1896, at six D'clock A. M. Trains will pass iicHenry station as follows: GOING 80UTH. r> Lake Geneva Passenger. 7:34 A M E Williams Bay Express 8;33 •' . E Williams Bay Passenger.; 3;27 P M K Lake Geneva Freight..'... 3:27 " E Williams Bay Passenger 6:17 " S„ Williams Bay Passenger 7:2* " GOING NOKTB. K Williams Bay Passenger........ 9:47 %. M E Lake Geneva Freight..... " H Williams Bay Passenger 10:51. *' E Williams Bay Passenger 2J>0 P M E Williams Bay Express.. 4:45 " 8 Lake Geneva Passenger 4;55 " E Williams Bay Passenger ....... 6:56 •• EXPLANATION. D--Daily. E--Daily except 3nnday. ti Sundays only. B. BUSS, Agent, McHenry, HI. MASONIC. MOHKNKT LODGE, NO. 158 A. F. and A. M.-- Regular Communications the second and fourth Mondays in each month. W. A. oaiSTT, W. M. K. O. T. M. MOHBNBY LODGB NO. 77, K. O. T. M.--Reg ular meetings second and fourth Tuesday •venings of each month, at K.Q T, M. Hall. GEO HAKLBT, Com, •J. J. BISHOP,'R. K. M. W. A. . Bagnlar Meetings every second and "fourth Wednesday evenings of each month, at their Hail, over Evapson & Co.'s store. . ROBT. E. HOWARD, Consuls J. KIMBALL, Clerk. •Methodist Episcopal Church. Rev.; J- R. Clark, Pastor, Preaching Sunday, 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. , Sundav School, 11: 5 A. M. Dr. A, E. Auringer, Superintendent Epworth League, 6: 6 p, M., Rev. J. R. Clark, President. Prayer Meeting, Wednesday, 7:30 p. M. Ladies' Aid Society each alternate week, Mrs. M. E. Howe, President, A Cordial invitation is extended to all Universalist Church Directory. T.J. Walsh, President F. L. McOmber. ...Olerk James B. Perry Treasurer Rev. J. Straab, D, D Pastor The Willing Workers (the ladies organ- zation.) Mrs. Jas. B. Perry President Mrs, L. H. Owen Secretary ~8upt, of Sunday School,...., O. N. Owen Assistant, Mrs. O. N. Owen 4VThe Pastor's Chicago Telegraph Address is Grand Crossing, Preaching services at 10:30 A. M. and at 7:30 p. M. A cordial invitation to all. New Advertisements This Week, Simon Stoffel, West McHenry. John Evanson^& Co., West McHenry. F. K. Granger, Sheep for Sale. Boats for Sale at Riverside House. .T. E. Cristy, Ringwood. Theo F Swan, Elgin Executor's Notice--Zebulon Goodrich Estate. / • THE PLAINDEALER and the Weekly Inter-Ocean one year for $2. F. L. MCOMBER is putting in the new Furnace at the M. FT. Church. QUITE a number from this village will attend the Elkhorn Fair next week. HARUY WIGHTMAN had one of his horses severely kicked one day last week. READ the advertisement on the last page of this paper of Village Lots for sale, at auction. "BEN H" won the free-for-all at the Libertyville Fair last week. Beat time, 2:24%. He trots at Milwaukee this week. DR. 4BT treats diseases of the eye, and tests eyes for glasses in a scientific manner. 9m2 THE foundation forStoffell's new build ing, on the west side, is completed, and the carpenters will corn nnucs work at once, THE interior of F. L. McOmber's Hard ware store is receiving a coat of paint, which much improves its appearance. Stanley Wright is doing the work. E. B. PERKINS is papering, painting and decorating the interior of the M. E. Church, which is a sure guarantee that it will be done in first class style. FOUND, in West McHenry, a small amount of money. The owner can have same by calling, proving property and paying for this notice. M. J. WALSH. BE sure and attend the Auction Sale of Village Lots, to take place in this village on Saturday next, Sept, 25th, commencing at one o'clock, P. M. THIS section was visited by light frosts on Sunday and Monday nights, but not severe enough to do any material damage. Miss HITCHOX will lead the Y. P. C. U. devotional meeting Sunday evening. Subject, "L<)^8on3 from the Life of John Murray." v SECRETARY. BY all odds the finest walks in town are the new cement ones, just put down by M. J. Justen, at his new residence, on Elm street. They are not only hand some but durable. THE Board of Education have just put in, for the use of the Public School, a new set of the International Encyclo pedia. said to be one of the best up to date Encyclopedias now published. THE Ladies' Aid Society of the M. E. Church will, meet with Mrs. R. Waite, on Friday afternoon of this week, at -the usual hour, fen cent tea will be served from five to seven o'clock. All are cor dially invited. SEC. If you want a home of your own, at your own price, and on easy terms, don't fail to attend the sale of Village Lots, to take place in this village on Saturday, Sept. 25. See advertisement and plat on last page ot this paper. DUCK HUNTING is now in order and hunters are on the war path, many of them to the detriment of their own pri vate business. , There seems to be a faici mtion about killing a wild duck that makes many a man treat business as a secondary consideration. Do not forget the / notion Sale of Vil lage Lots, to take place m this village on Saturday next, Sept. 25th, commencing at one o'clock p. M. See advertisement on last page of this paper. IN another place in this paper can be found a notice of Shropshire Sheep for sale, by F. K. Granger. Farmers who' wish to obtain a fine lot of Ewes of this breed should not fail to call and see them. THE Willing Workers will meet on Thursday afternoon of this week with Mrs. E. M. Owen. Every member is re quested to be present. MRS. J. B. PERRY, Pres. MRS. L. H. OWEN, Sec, THE Willing Workers have secured the Ray. Edward A. Harris, of Gray'B Lake, to give a Magniscope entertainment at the City Hall, Friday evening, October 8th,. This is to be assisted by home tal&fit, and promises to be one of the fiuest entertainments of the Beason.. THE McHenry Base Ball Nine went to Nunda the first of the week to play a game with the Nine of that place, but after playing four innings they were Obliged to stop, therelore it was called no game. They will try it again some future day. - .v THE Algonquin Arrow says that Henry Henk threshed out 3,150 bushels of oats in one and one-half days threshing. On another farm 1,768 bushels were thresh ed. The average was near fifty bushels to the acre. This is the best yield we have beard Of in this vicinity. The gen eral average around here is thirty to fifty bushels. THE report is that the woods are full of nuts this fall. The crop is likely to beat the record. Hazel bushes are bend ing and hickory and walnut trees are also well filled. In a month from now the country will befull of nutting parties, and every winter fireside may have the baaket well filled with " nuts" from the brown October woods. THERE will be a shoot and Game Dic- ner, at the Nippersink Club House, on Sept. 26 and 27, 1897. The programme includes eight shoots each day, besides a Match Shoot between the Pistaqua and Long Lake Gun Clubs, on the 26th. Some rare sport may be expected. C. H. Ostrander is the manager and one of the finest dinners of the season is assured. JOHN W. SIMON had the misfortune to get quite badly hurt, while unloading, at the depot, some heavy iron for the Water Works, on Friday afternoon last. A heavy piece caught him in the fleshy part of the leg below the knee, cutting an ugly gash but fortunately breaking no bones. Dr. Auringer dressed the wound and he was getting aiong very nicely at last accounts. DR. C. H. FEGERS has had numerous inquiries for lots since they were adver tised, but he has informed all such that no lots will be sold until the advertised day of sale, Saturday next, Sept. 25th, when all will have a chance to put in their bid and select a lot to suit them An article of agreement, a bond for a deed, or a warrantee deed will be given, whichever suits the purchaser best, JOHN I. STORY last week presented the Grammar Department of our Public School with a fine History of the World, in two volumes, for which they wish us to extend thanks. The Sjefrool Library has quite a collection o^xcellent books, but what is most needed just now are Historical Reference Books, and all such will be thankfully received by the teach ers and scholars. WE notice that quite a number of new Poet Masters are being appointed in McHenry County. Among those who we now call to mind are W. T. Palmer, Crystal Lake; A. S. Corl, Nunda; An drew Neish, Spring Gns-ye; M. W. Merry, Hebron; Mrs. Nettis' Threadgold, Algon quin, and Westerman, Greenwood The above are all good appointments, and we believe will give perfect satisfac tion to all interested. THE Wauconda Base Ball Team, the "Independents," played at the Liberty ville Fair both Thursday and Friday, playing the Libertyville Club Thursday and the Everett Club Friday, winning both games with ease. The "Inde pendents" are by all odds, the strongest club in Lake county, and, we believe, have not been beaten this season. We would like to see them and the Algonquin "Indians" cross bats. It would make an interesting game. Chicago Excursion* Thursday, Sept. 23, you can visit Chi cago at the extremely low rate of $1.50 the round trip. Leave McHenry 8:33 A. M., arrive at Union Depot, Chicago, 10:20 A. M. Returning leave Union Depot 7:25 p. M., arrive at McHenry 10 p. M. For tickets and information ap ply t;o agents C. & N. W. R'y, or to C. H. Tinkham, Excursion Agent, Room 1, 22 5th Avenue, Chicago. CREAJIERYMEN believe butter is on the way to higher prices. Their receipts of milk have fallen off greatly in the past few days and they look for a speedy rise in the price of the product. The dry spell affected the pastures greatly and the recent rains will not afford much re lief. A much heavier dowafall is needed. One creamery operator said the receipts fell off fifty per cent in three days. M my of the pastureaare infected with myriads of flies which torment the cattle and pre vent them from feeding. Such a number was never seen before and they seem to be a new variety. Wisconsin and Iowa dairymen are profiting, having had more rain.--Elgin Courier. For Sale Cheap. Two good Boats, one a Clinker Built. Inquire at Riverside House. WANTED--TRUSTWORTHY AND active gentlemen or ladies to travel for responsible, 3*tablisbed house in Illinois. Monthly $65 and expenses. Position steady. Reference. Enclose self addressed stamped envelope. The Dominion Company, Dept. Y, Chicago. THIS paper is printed for our subscrib ers. If you are a subscriber and do not receive your paper regularly, please reg ister a very large-sized kick and we will see that your wants are promptly at tended to. You pay for the paper and we want you to get it and reiad it. That's what it is printed for. If you are not a subscriber send in your name and become one. No more will women need to get down on their knees to scrub the floor. A genius has invented a machine that does the work. It resembleB a lawn mower er and is propelled in the same way. Hot water is placed in a receptacle, and when the machine is moved flows forth gently and is automatically gathered up by wiping cloth and brush to be found in the rear. The'rapidity with which the machine pcrubs the floor is said to be remarkable. IN McCliire's Magazine for October there will be published for the first time the lorn? hidden and supposedly lost life masks of John Adams, Jefferson, Madi son, Lafayette, ajad Chas. Carroll, taken about 1825 by fh/sculptor Browere, by a refined^pTfWssfthat he himself devised, and of which he never told the secret, The story of the making of these remark ably truthful masks, and of their subse quent hiding away, is a most romantic one, and will be told in the same number by Charles Henry Hart, the highest authority on such subjects. Ten Dollars a Week for Eight. It does not seem possible that the table for ei^ht people can be provided for ten dollars a week. But Mrs. Rorer, the most famous cook in America says it can be done. She has tried it and knows. She proves her case in The Ladies' Home Journal for October. She fijives twenty-one menus covering a week's meals, and gives full, practical directions by which any woman can make as attractive meals as Mrs. Rorer explains, for this small sum of ten dol lars. WE have often warned our readers to beware of the slippery Lightning Rod Agent, but nevertheless they still con tinue to get in their fine work on the unsuspecting. A party of these gentry, headed by C. R. Hepp and Henry Yenny, made their headquarters in this village for several weeas last spring, and by rep resenting themselves as representing a reliable company, succeeded in duping our citizens in various sums, such as board bills, livery bills, etc. Where they are operating now we do not know, but presume they are at their old game in other fields. There are plenty of reliable men, vrho are well known, in the Light ning Rod business, and we advise our readers to patronize such instead of these traveling dead beats. LADY FORESTERS. On Sunday last St. Patricia's Court, Lady Order or Forresters, was organized in this village aud the following officers elected: Mrs. Mary Hobb Cihief Ranger Mrs. Peter Dougherty..Vice Chief Ranger Miss Charlotte Madden Recording Sec MiBs Mary Sutton Financial Sec Mrs. Dr. Fegers Treasurer Mrs. Matilda Meyers, ) Mrs. Mary Carey, V Miss Ellen Dougherty Miss Anna Flemming, Miss Loretto Walsh, Miss Maggie Frisby, Miss Maggie Cleary, This Court has started out with a goodly number of members, with a fair prospect of a number more in the near future. A SURPRISE. Friday last being the fifteenth birth day of Miss ElsiAJIowe, the young peo ple planned to surprise her on that evening, and they succeeded to their entire satisfaction, as she had not dreamed of such proceedings being even thought of until the happy throng, num bering twenty-five, came in upon her. After her surprise was over she entered into the festivities of the occasion and a very pleasant evening was spent by all. Refreshments were served, games in dulged in, and at a seasonable hour all departed for their homes, wishing Miss Elsie many returns of the day they had just, helped her to celebrate. The following are the names of those present: Rosena Reynolds, Lura Murphy, Nettie Schiessle, Gertie Berner, RosaJusten, Stella Fitch,. Ella Simes, Edna'Story, Nina Colby, Willie Howe, Mamie Hetzel, Carl Mead, Lillie Heimer, Albert Holly, Katie Heimer, Chas. BU?P. Lillie McGee, Wartban Kimball, Fay Fox, Lester Nogle, Edna Staid, Harry Fay, Pearl Lincoln, George Howe. Etta Colby, Joliet Excursion. Excursion to Chicago, the Drainage Canal and the Joliet Penitentiary Thurs day, Sept. 23. Round trip- only $1.50. Leave Genoa Junction 8:16 A. M., Rich mond 8:18, McHenry 8:33, Crystal Lake 8:40. Arrive at Union Depot 10:20. Leave Union Depot, via Chicago & Alton R'y at 10:25. Stop one hour at Lemont giving the excursionit-ts an opportunity to see tha't greatest of all modern engi neering works, the famous Drainage Canal., At Joliet .arrangements have been made to have the excursionists shown through the Penitentiary, one of the largest and best managed penal in stitutions in the country. Returning, leave the Alton depot, at the Peniten tiary at 6 p. M. Arrive at Union depot at 7:20. Leave Union depot at 7:25, arrive at McHenry at 10 P. M. For tickets and information apply to agents to agents C. &N. W. R'y, or to C. H. Tinkham, Room 1, 22 Fifth Avenue, Chicago. • Trustees, "j Guards and Sentinels, Shropshire Ewes for Sale. The subscriber has 100 choice Shrop shire Ewes for sale. Will sell them in lots to suit, purchasers. They are full bloods and high grade. They are a choice lot of Ewes for any person to breed from. F. K , GRANGER. McHenry, Sept. 20,1897. 12w2 Cotton and wool Flannels, Batting, Comforters, Blankets, Yarns and Robes, to suit in price and variety atS.Stoffel'a. PERSONAL. LONNIK BISHOP, of Elgin, was on our streets on Tuesday. WM. LANGHAMI °f Woodstock, was calling on friends here Tuesday. ? E. B. SMITH, of Ridgefield, was on our streets on Tuesday. ' Miss HERNICE KIMBALL went to the city Saturday morning. •- JOHN EVANSON was a Nunda visitor on Sunday last. GEO. SLIMPIN went; to Nunda on his wheel on Sunday. WALTER EVANSON visited with friends at Palatine on Sunday last. MRS. C. T. ELDREDGE visited friends in Chicago from Friday until Monday. Miss ALICE B. DACY, of Woodstock, spent Saturday with the family of James B. Perry. ATTORNEY JAS. A. PERRY, OI Chicago, spent Sunday with his parents in this village. WALLACE "THURSTON, of Arlington Heights, a nephew of E.Hubbard, visited with him on Thursday afternoon laqtf • ' A. H. BRADLEY and wife; of Berryville, Wis,, have been visiting with friends in this village the past week. CHAS, NQRPQUEST and J os. Wheeler have been camping'at Grass Lake the past week. JOHN A. DUFIELR, editor of the Wood stock Democrat, and his father, James A. Dufleld, were on our streets on Satur. day laBt. JOHN NIESEN and wife rejoice over the arrival of a bouncing baby girl, at their residence on Sunday eveniug. Miss KATE MILLER, of Chicago, is vis iting friends in this village and vicinity this week. MISSES JENNIE COVELL, Nellie Clemens, and Stella Nordquest returned to school at Evanston the first of the week. MISSES DELO KNOX, Alice Frisby and Loretto Walsh were calling on Nunda friends on Sunday last. MRS. MARY SKINKLE, of Minneapolis, Minn., is visiting friends in this village and vicinity. Miss LIZZIE SUTTON was visiting rela tives in Libertyville last week. Her sister accompanied hei home. A TWELVE pound daughter was born to Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Stoffel on Wednes day las*. CASSIE ELDRKDGK spent Saturday and Sunday with Katharine Howard, at Fox Lake. J, ZIMPLEMAN, of Woodstock, was a McHenry caller on Thursday afternoon of last week. W. P. MORSE, of Woodstock, was a McHenry visitor on Tuesday afternoon last. DR. C. H. FEGERS attended a meeting of the Northwestern Railroad Physicians, at Chicago, on Tuesday. Miss FAY FOX and Miss Edna Staid, of Chicago, were visiting friends in this vil lage the past week. HARRY KENNEDY, who has been out for the Chicago Telephone Company the past five months, i eturned to his home in this village on Saturday last. Miss AGNES A. PERRY leaves for Madi son, Wis., on Saturday of this week to resume her studies as a member of the Senior class of the University of Wip- consin- ANDREW MILLER and wife, J. J. Bishop and wife, Miss Kate Miller, Nick Buhr and Joe Wegener visited with the family of John Tony in, near Fox Lake, on Sunday. F. J. BARBIAN, of the firm of Barbian Bros., attended to business at Richmond and Hebron on Monday, at Dundee and Algonquin on Tuesday, and to-day at Elgin and Pingrey Grove. PETER B. FREUND started on Tuesday evening for a trip through Wisconsin, Minnesota and Iowa, where he will visit with relatives and friends. He expects to be gone about a week or ten days. ED. FRENCH, Harry Eldredge and Albert Reynolds went to Harvard Sun day on their wheels, took dinner with Mr. and Mrs. Palmer, and returned in the evening. -- JOHN WIGHTMAN, of Cheno, TH., was taken quite sick, at the residence of his sister, Mrs. R. Stebbins, on Sunday last, but is now better and able to be around again. T. ,T. WALSH will go to Green Bay on Saturday next, and expects to return on Monday, accompanied by Mrs. Walsh and son Dick. We learn that Mrs. Wa'sli has been greatly benefited by her visit nor*h. s MRS J. VAN PLYKE and children, who have been visiting friends in New York state the past four months, arrived home on Thursday evening last. Thpy were accompanied by Mrs. Van Slyke's father, Wm. Mills, who will spend the winter here. MASTER JIM FITZSIMMONS, of Chicago, is visiting friends in this village this week. He is just recovering from severe injuries received in that city by a collision with an electric car, while riding a bicv- cle. For a time his life was dispaired of and his friends are glad to see him able to be around again. C.H. GRANGER and wife, L. H. Owen and wife, W. A. Saylor aud wife, David Parker and wife, Miss Ella Parker, Hon F. K. Graiger, Ed. Granger. S. S. Chapell, John Niesen, Geo, S. Curtis, John Heimer, J. J. Bishop, J. Justen Mat Weher, Jos. Bishop, Martin Thelen and Ed. Long were among those who took in the Libertyville Fair one or more days last week. -FOR RENT- The Riverside Hotel, McHenry. The Riverside Hotel, at McHenry, 111, is offered For Rent, partially Furnished. Thebilance of the Furniture will be sold at a reasonable price. For further particulars inquire of JOHN I. STORY. At the above named Hotel. McHenry, 111., Sept, 15, 1897 Real Estate Transfers. P C Goodman, et alto Jnli* Goodman lots 1, 2; 3 and 4, and and n wly V of lots 5 and 6, bit 9, Pierson's aun to Nunda $ 903 00 Chas E Ware to A K Ware, et al, undv X interest in 240 a in s»cs 30 and 31 Dorr ........& 1 0 0 Mary Feehan, et al', to F a Granger, n 26a of nw&' o f s e % In aec 1 Nunda .. H00 00 Geo S Wirker to Lena W Elderkin, lot 7 and 10 of block 4. Wicker's adn to Woodstook ... ....; 400 00 Henry E Keneberk and w to Lena Er. icsor, lot 4 Lakeside in sec 2, Mc- Henry......... 350 00 M D Hoy and w to Fremont Hov, lots 117 and 261 of asera pit of seji sec 6 WoodSt »ck 3500 00 Vesta Dayment and hus to Wm Bon- slett, It 4, blk 8, West MoHenry .... 500 00 Frank Roweaml w to Chas albrecht, It 8, H W Mead's adn Hebron.... 300 00 Geo W Lemmers and w to J W Kelley pt It 4 blk 1, E 1 Smith's adn Wood. stock 1000 00 EN Brown to R J Wingate, 8# It 10 blk 7, Gateb' adn Nunda 150 00 Wm Glass to R J Winga«,e It 11 blk 7 Gates' original plat to Nund* 1400 U8 Lowell A Biaisdell to Siba H Quinn, po in nejf 0( nejf of sec 15; Cary. 35 00 John Shetian to Thos Kane. It 16 assrs pit sec 1 and n>£ see 12 Riley ... 250 00 A A jayne to„Deltlah Jayne, 3a in se& ot sej< sec 19,20and 30, Algonquin.. 900 00 Jane Richmond 10 OC Porter It 77 blk 3, Marengo 20 00 F W Puell etai to WG Conklln, pt It 50 a68rspit 8wK «to 5, Woodstock.. 8300 00 Probate Business For the week euding September 15th, Estate of John Riley, Motion for re hearing of claim Lorina l'almater, by A.W.Young. Estate Geo. Barnard, petition for pro bate or will,. Estate of Jas. E. Hopran, Young & O'Brien claim allowed, $2!7o. Estate of Patrick McDonald, petition for probate of will. Proof of heirship in estates of James Harvey aud Susua M. Hill. Estate Jennie Fay, application for re commitment of insane person. - Estate Thos Grimley, receipts for distributees. Inventories in estates of Dan T. Frary, Alonzo Frary, Christian Sander, Gideon L. Buck and minor heirs of Loretta Spaulding. Estate of Dennis Corr, M. Flavin claim $3.40. Estate of H., H. Hildreth, final report. Estate of Chas. Hill, Fred Llovd, $111.90; J/W. Primm, $12. Estate Mary A. Thompson, report. Estate of Alfred Holmes,, claim of Steve and Russell Holmes, $8,272.98. Estate of F. B. Fay, proof - of death, petition letters administration to Earl aud Amy Fay, bond $1,500. Estate Leonard Lockwood, petition for probate of will and letters test'y. Minor heirs of John Riley, petition fo letters of guardianship. Estate of Melissa Ferris, proof death, petition probate of will. Estate Hiland W. Copeland, final report, 1 Marriage Licenses, A. John Asmus.. Woodstock Grace Leidig Woodstock W. C. T. U. DEPARTMENT. -- 1 Articles and' Notices under the above head are furnished by the Ladies ct the W, C,T. D andtbe editor claims no part or credit for the same. Lawrence C. Grogan. Mabel Grace Ford...... Archie J. Cowan Vernie E. Chapin Delos M. Wright Vina Anderson Wm.. Conrad Mrs. Ida Iloode Geo. F, Wiltox Ida Swanson Wm. A. VanBuskirk. Pearl I. Bennptt Chicago .Crystal Lake Harvard Harvard ........Marengo Marengo ...Harvard ..Harvard ....Woodstock ....Woodstock Chicago Marengo Hotel Arrivals THIS following are the names registered at the Hotel Riverside from Sept. 14 to Septe. 20, inclusive: Tuesday, *opt. 14.--S Jacobson, G RChild3, FO Colo, F Andereon, Chicago. Wednesday, Sept 15--Mrs O E Merrick, Oaraon, Nevada; T II Burke, Joe H Tnompion Cnicago, Thursday. .Sept 16.--11 A Keith, J Pnjean, E W Bill, J H Windlow. Chicfttro; Mrs O K Merrick, Carson, Nevada; W p Richardson, Madison, Wis; J M Hes<), BE Jones. Milne. Friday. Sept. 17 -- Dr 1) O fruth, O H WLL- son, D E Ford. H A Keith, Cnicago. BaturdHv, Sept. 18.--W E Dorsc.h, J T Ed wards, A F Powers, Chicago; L 1) Pollard, Linares, Mexico, Sunday, Sept, 19.--W B CorKlln, S It Wil liams, Wnukcgan. Monday, Sept. 20,--W 0 Feddelc, G H Rier, rten Ackeiman, M O Murray, Chicago; H Wetzler, Milwaukee.- A Farmer's Dream. «>>> Once a farmer had one thousand, eight hundred bushels of wheat which he sold, not to a single grain merchant, but to one thousand, eight hundred different people, a bushel each. A few paid him cash, but far the greater number said it was not convenient, ihen, but would pay later. After a few months had passed the farmer's bank account run low. "How is this?" he said. "My wheat should have kept me in affluence until another cr^p is raised, but 1 have parted with the grain and instead of money, only a vast number of accounts, so small and widely scattered that I cannot get around and collect them fast enough to pay expenses." So he posted notices asking all who owed him to pay quickly. But few came. The rest said: "Mine is only a small matter, and I will go and pav one of these days," forgetting that though each account was very small that all together meant a very large sum to the farmer. Things went on and the man got to feeling so badly and rolled and tossed about so much in his efforts to collect that he lell out of bed and awoke, and running out to the granery found his wheat safe. He had been dreaming and .hadn't sold his wheat at all. . Moral: The nf xt day tbe man went to the publisher of his paper and said: "Here is the pay for your paper and when next year's subscription is due you can depend on me to pay it promptly. I Btood in the position of an editor last night and I know how it feels to have one's honestly earned money scattered all over the coun ry in small amounts." --Ex. » " Chicago Excursion. Thursday, Sept. 28, you can visit Chi cago at the extremely low rate of $1.50, the round trip. Leave McHenry 8:33 A.M., arrive at Union Depot, Chicago, 10:20 A. M. Returning leave Union Depot 7:25P. Mm arrive afe McHenry 10 p. Mi For tickets aud information ap ply to agents C. & N. VV. R'y, or to C. H. Tinkham, Excursion Agent, Room 1, 22 5th Avenue, Chicago. 'No' with a 'Yea' it it. Many a promising youth has been ruined because he did know how to say "No." There are many people who say "No," but BO faintly that there seems a "Yes" in it, BO that it only invites fur ther persuasion. A boy who was advis ed to persuade hi8 mother to reconsider some decision to which she had come answered: ^'When my mother says'No' there isn't any 'Yes' in it. Many a man tempted by appetite with in and by companions without sayB "No" feebly and faintly. HiB "No" has a "Yes" in it. A lad was coming along the street one day with a young man who was somewhat excited by strong drink, and after walking along awhile with his companion he drew a bottle from his pocket and said: "Have some?" "Well, hand it over," replied the lad. The bottle was passed to him and rais ing it aioft he hurled it with a crash against1 the^ stone wall, and turning to his astonished companion he said: "Don't yoU ever put a bottle to my lips again!", ' v\- • ' The young man was inclined to be irri tated, but he had sense enough to re strain his anger. The lad's "No" had not any "Yes" in it. There are scores of young men who need the decision which this lad had. Thousands of men are to-day drifting down to drunkard's graves, who might have iieen saved if they had had the courage to smash the bottle when the tempter offered it to them. Excursion Tickets to Chicago. Via the Northwestern Line, will be sold at reduced rates from points in Illinois, October G to 8. inclusive, limited to Octo ber 11, on account of C. E Convention. Apply to agents Chicago & Northwest ern R'y. . 12w2 WANTED-TRUSTWORTHY AND active gentlemen or ladies to travel for responsible, established house in Illinois. Monthly $65 and expenses. Position steady. Reference. Enclose self-addressed, stamped envelope. The Dominion Company. Dept. Y Chicago. Over 100 sets to select from at Simon Stoffel's. For fall and winter wear buy the fa mous Douglas Shoes, only to be had at S. Stoffel's. IT SAVES THE CE0UPY CHILDREN. SEAVIEW, YA,--We have a splendid sale ou Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and our customers coming from far and near speak of it in the highest terms. Many have said that their children would have died of croup if Chamberlain's Cough Remedy had not been given--Kellam & Ourren. The 25 and 50 cent sizes for salfe by J. A. Story, Druggist, McHenry. A big stock of the famous Beloit Duck Coats. Vests, cotton and wool Pants aud Shirts, Overalls, etc., now in stock at S. Stoffels. The "Bicyclist's Best Friend" is a fa miliar name for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, always readv for emergencies. While a specific for piles.it also instantly relieves aud cures cuts, bruises, salt rheum, eczema, and all affections of the skin. It never fails. J. A. Story, McHenry. A big assortment in 2 and 3 piece Knee Pant Suits and odd Knee Pants at S. Stoffel's. Prices way down on them. Small precautions often prevent great mischiefs. DeWitt's Little Early Risers are very small pills in size, but are most effective in preventing the most serious forms of liver and stomach troubles. They cure constipation and headnche and regulate the bowels. J. A. Story, McHenry. • New Shawls, new Gloves and Mittens at S. Stoffel's. If you want high grade corsets,such as $2, ?2 50 and S3.50 per pair, will be pleased to dhow you a new line. JOHN EVANSON & Co. The latest in fall and winter Hats and Caps at S. Stoffel's. We must close out these shoes in the next two weeks. OWEN & CHAPELL. A new stock of Dutchess Trousers at S. Stoffels. All fully warranted and cheap. To heal the broken and diseased tissues to sooth the irritated surfaces, to in stantly relieve and. permanently cure is the mission of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve* .T. A. Story, McHenry. Inspect our new fall aud winter Under wear. S. STOFFEL. Shoes below cost of manufacture at Owen & Chapell's. Elegant new Cloaks, Capes and Jack ets from America's leading manufacturer Jos. Beifeld & Co. A large stock to suit and fit ladies, misses and children, at S. Stoffel's. YI-KI cures corns and warts. 15 cents Fall and winter Overcoats and Suits, for men and boys, all new and direct from the manufacturer. Call on Simon Stoffel. Besley's Sarsaparilla Compound. The great Blood purifier. Try a bottle. Fall and winter Furnishings atStoffel's EVANSON'S J lat Sale Saturday. Infant's Cloaks and Jackets, from age two up, at S. Stoffels. Awarded Highest Honors--World's Fair, • •• U • ^ CREAM BAKING Pianos to Rent, Two good Pianos to rent. Inquire .of 1 0. W. Owen. 1 MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder. Free from Ammonia, Alum or any other adulterant, 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. Business L«ocala. Come to the shoe sale at Owen & Chapell's, -- -- Besley's Fig Syrup. Nothing better in the market. Insure your property with S. Stoffel and be insured. : . Mtm Bargains in every department at the Farmers Store, A. P. Baer, proprietor. Have your clothes cleaned and dyed. Must come Saturday or Monday. E. LAWLCA. Opposite Riverside House. lotf DR. CALDWELL. SYRUP CURES C< WELL'S ft! PEPSIN 3TIPATION. • 1 CONSTIPATION. If you have ever seen a little child in a paroxysm of whoopiug cough, or if you have been annoyed by a constant tick ling in the throat, you can appreciate the value of One Minute Cough Cure, which gives quick relief. J. A. Story, McHenry. Ladies' Shirt Waiets, the finest assort ment in town at A. P. Baor's. .. - Peabody Buggies are sold by T. J. , Walsh. ______ Call at Owen & Chapell's • and see the new line of Oxfords. New line of men's, boys'and children's spriufi Hats and Caps at Owen & Chapell's. , . FROM A METHODIST PREACHER. CLAY CITY, led/, Jan 12,1897. PEPSIN SYRUP Co., Monticello, III. GENTLEMEN: It affords me great ^pleasure to speak in praise of your most excellent medicine. 1 have suffered quite a great deal from sick headache, the re sult of sedentary habits and sluggish liver and bowels. Your remedy corrects these troubles and my headaches are stopped. J. C. BOONE, Pastor M. E. Church. For sale by Julia A. Story. Now is the chance to get shoes cheap, at Owen & Chapell's, 1 ^ , if A? WALL PAPER! WALL PAPER! Wim Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy always affords prompt re lief. For sale by J. A. Story. Running sores, indolent ulcers and similar troubles, even though Of many years' standing, may be cured by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It sooths, strengthens and heals, it is the great pile cure. J. A. Story, McHenry. SDR. CAlDWELL'S B| YRUP PEPSIN CURES INDIGESTION. II BESLEY'S Soda Fountain is now in ruuning order. Call and get a cool and refreshing drink. All kinds of syrups to suit the taste. Ladies' Wrappers, all sizes and styles, from the best to the cheapest, at the Farmers Store. A. P. BAER. Rubber Goods, bought before the ad vance, at S. Stoffel's. , Evanson's $5 Combination Sale. Ready-made Dress Skirts, The finest line of these goods to be found in McHenry county. Call and see them at the Farmers Store. A. P. BAER, Up to date fall and winter Dress Goods and Trimmings just received at Simon Stoffel's. Moments are useless if trifled away; and they are dangerously wasted if con sumed by delay in cases where One Min ute Cough Cure would bring immediate relief. J. A. Story, McHenry. i BENNETT is now making the popular "Aristo Platino" picture. It has a mat or dull finish which gives a more artis tic appearance than is possible with any paper that ha8 been used heretofore. Call and see specimens. Torturing, itching, scaly skin erup tions, burns and scalds are soothed at once and promptly healed by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, the best known cure for piles. J. A. Story. Washburn Crosby's Superlative Flour at Owen & Chapell's. A HOWLING SUCCESS. Wherever properly introduced Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, as a cure for constipation, has met with aphenomenal sale. Many druggists cannot say enough in praise of its merits, as well as its great popularity with the people. In 10c trial size and also in 50c and $1 sizes oj Julia A. Story. I "have made a specialty 01 the prose cution of all kinds of damage cases against RAILROADS. other Corporations, and Estates, for fifteen years and make no charge unless uccessful. Call or write me. C. P. BARNES, ATTORNEY. Woodstock 111. No man or woman can enjoy life or ac complish much in this world while suffer ing from a torpid liver, DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the pills that cleanse that organ quickly. J. A. Story, McHenry. Closirg Out of Neckties. I am closing out my entire stock of Neckties at J 5 cents each. All new and of the latest styles. Call early and get your pick: J. 1). LODTZ, Barbian Blocu, McHenry. A CUBE FOR BILIOUS COLIC. RESOURCE, Screven Co., Ga.--I have been subject to attacks of bilious colic for several years. Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrbcea Remedj? is the only sure relief. It acts like a charm.-- One dose of it gives relief when all other remedies fail --G. D. Sharp. For sale by J. A. Story, Druggist, McHenry, 111. Certainly you don't want tosuffcr with dyspepsia, constipation, sick headache, sallow skin and loss of appetite. You have never tried DeWitt's Little Early Risers for these complaints or you would have been cured. They are small pills but great regulators. J. A. Story, McHenry. -- ^ ^ - \ "My boy erne home from school one day with his hand badly lacerated and bleeding, and suffering great pain." save E. .1. Schall, with Meyer Bros.' Drug Co., St. Louis, Mo. •' I dressed the wound and applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm freely. All pain ceased and in a remarkable short time it healed without leaving a scar. For wounds, sprains, swellings and rheumatism, I know of no medicine or prescription equal to it. I •consider it H htusehold necessity." The 25 aud 50 cent sizes for sale by J. A» Story, Druggist, McHenry, III,