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jfpv v * y " »•- jp - - O ^ ... \^v-i-!iK:,%:;j':r<-..?:it-. :] ;•-. -*--•; ,,v,..-.V; Ttaiwkjr, Kay, T, 1#M -*• . . ' -H"it" ifc 4 *-V / ^.sT f • y *, '**!> ;w v- * . • V™v *" * •» •$>* ^ \ ' ' f • V -« £ _'(T **'51j* '"V ».-•>/- , /-, '•<• .,< « • i THE PLAINDEALER *H*wm MEAANTY COUNTRY CLUB IS READY : ; FOR BUSY SEASON * • ' ; ' ^ r*V "'i : - .• • " «•{" :^-v y, v.v - **• 15" \ y *, - •1 * "i McHtmry Country Club competition opmd ikit Sunday in a Blind Bogey matck. The Pouse cup 18-hole qualifing round is scheduled for next Sunday, May 10. "Rte course is in wonderful condition for the coming season and warm weather promises to bring out an ihlky of golfers. Harry Morris is back for the season. ready to Welcome and assist those who visit the club. Event* for the 1936 season: llay 3--Opening Event Blind Bogey, No. 76-89 inc. May 10--Pouse Cup^ 18 hole qualifying round. May 17--West McHenry State Bank Cup, first round. May 24^-Pouse Cup, first match play, 18 holes. Bank Cup, second 18 hole medal play. May 30--Decoration ,&*7 $lind Bogey, No. 73-87 inc. r••. May 31--nPouse r"-- second 18 hole match play. Bavl final, 18 hole medal play. June 7--Presfck sp. Class A, Qualifying' round. ,\t/ president Cup, Class B, qualifying K -M. Pouse Cup 18 hole semi-final match play. "June 14--One Club 18 hole medal play, full handicap. Poiise Cup, 36 hole match play finals. June 18--Woodstock at McHenry. Play starts at 1:30. June 21--President Cup, first 18 hole match play. Vice-president Cup, first 18 hole match play. June 28--President Cup, second 18 hole match play. Vice-president Cup, second 18 hole match play. July 4--Fourth of July Blind Bogey, No. 71-85 inc. July S--President Cup, 18 hole semi-finals. Vice-president Cup, 18 hole semi-finals. July 12--Championship, 36 hole qualifying round. President Cup, 36 hole match play finals. Vice-president Cup, 36 hole match play finals. July 16--McHenry C; Woodstock. Play starts at 1:30. July 19--Championship, 16 players, 18 hole match play. July 26--Championship, 18 holes second match play. " August 2--Championship , 36 hole semi-finals. Stenger Gap, 18 bole qualifying round. August 9--Championship, 86 hole finals. August 16--Stenger Cup, 32 players, first match play. The 16 losers to form Consolation flight. Putting contest, 36 holes. August 23--Stenger Cup and Consolation, second match play. 1935 Cup Holders bring to Clubi House. August 30--Stenger Cup and Consolation, third match play. September 6--Stenger Cup and Consolation semi-finals. September 7--Labor Day Blind Bogey, No. 69-83 inc. -- September 13--Stenger Cup and Consolation finals, 36 holes. "SO I HEAR" by EARL WALSH It begins to look like spring has come. Just got last year's straw hat oat. Still debating as to whether it might do again this year. Guess not. Sayings of good teachers, whom we caused no email ampunt of grief, come back frequently. One of Mrs. Florence Howe Wray's favorites was, 'You can fool some of the people all . of the time, all of the people some of September 20--Class A and B 18 . the time, but you can't fool all of thg people all of the time." So we'll tuck the old hat away again. Might add thit we didn't fool Mrs. Wray very hole medal play event. September 27--Presentation Cups and Medals. VALE ADAMS AMONG FOUR WINNERS IN V DISTRICT MEET often. , A little jaunt down to the golf course has. brought on a bad case of spring fever. Thought we might find Harry Morris, but ran into an "Out •^I>e«pft»* a> rainy start, the State iunch" sign. Saw A1 Purvey and High School District Golf Tourna- gabbed with him for » while. He ment, at the McHenry Country Club can wejj proud of that course. last Saturday, was a grand success. Haager of Harrington was out in 39 and in m 37 for a low net of 76 in the match. Tranco of New Trier was out in 38 and in with a 39 for a 77 total and second place. Vale Adams of McHenry and Costello of Crystal Lake were both out in 37 and in It's beautiful. Scoutmaster Mike Schoenholtt varied the program at the regular Scout meeting Monday night and staged a track meet. It went over big with ^ ^ .... **ie boys. That's where the future withal V'tYe"with'a 78 total. *These ?re*ts their starts* four men will go to Urbana May 15 ... , _ . and 16 to compel. in the .Ut. fin- ..w« "c"r .k"" th" G,"™ trte . ; the first two bullets out of their guns. Ommk. Andenon of McHenry1 i"st in c."' •«»«*"•» «<dr turned in > nie. ,unt. Aootinc . 79,!«™ » '>ta^ed m • chance to compete in "«f<* «>»y »" the state match. Faculty scores accompanied each foursome and reported some fine golf throughout the day. Although rain slowed up the course to some extent, golfers from other- cities were high in their praise of McHenry's fine grounds. McHenry was pleased to sponsor this event and will welcome contestants back for other events. You will be interested in the new convertible collision coverage when placing your automobile insurance. EARL R. WALSH. Phone 43. 46-tf and shooting fast, they put the two bullets back in the gun. Max Baer has now decided to use his huge right fist to wield a slim baton. Maestro Max makes music. Well, maybe its just as well. We wonder if Zeke Bontira read about that young first baseman who hit four home runs in his first five games with Dallas this year. His name is Mervin Connors - and the White Sox will get first chance if they want him. BENEFIT DANCE Fer St. Mary's Parish Fox Pavilion ~ McHenry * Sponsored by the Holy Name Society Wednesday, May 20 Admission: 25o Which* reminds us that another Zeke was in town Monday night-- Your former Sports Editor. "Mick" Krause requests the mention. "Mick" requested a write-up for the snow shovelers last winter, too. We did. Then he didn't " read it. So, if he misseg this, we're all caught up. If you watch the box scores, you know that Lefty Grove continues to be just about the best pitcher in baseball. At 36, he is now mixing cunning with speed. I Some of our marksmen will be interested to know that a 14-year-old Bcston college Freshman, named Dick Shaughnessy, set a new skeet record breaking 313 straight clay pigeofts. Bet they call him "Dead-Eye-Dick." v*. ii Say It With Flowers MOTHER'S DAY Sunday, May 10 We can furnish -flowers or plants suitable for this occasion, which is one of the most important days of the year. The following will express your sentiment, and please Mother. ROSE BUSHES MIXED POTS HYDRANGEAS CUT FLOWERS ~~ and many others McHenry Flared Company Main Street West McHenry, 111. Pacific Coast fans expect to see the first "quintuple threat" man in conference football next year. His name is Bill Lazetich. They claim he passes with either hand, punts with either foot and can go places through i broken field. Everything is "quints these days. "White Hope" Harrison, the eminent corn husker, stump grubber and that he had a ticket on Bold Venture story teller deluxe, denies the report for the derby. All we know is what we hear.'- Many arguments about rough sluff in th«£ racifc Most people think the best horse ran second best. The fact remains that Bold Venture ran the third fastest derby. The record holder, Twenty Grand, and Old Rosebud are the only two horses to ever win the derby in faster time. Tires Now It does not pajy to take unnecessary chances in running your car or truck on weak or worn tires when you can purchase brand new GOOD YEARS at the following prices. The name Goodyear on a tire means the very best qnality. Pathfinder Speedway 4.40 X 21 $4.85 4.50 x 20 4.50x21 4.75x19 „„ 5.25x18 ... 5.50x17 7.05 7.35 7.75 9.25 10.15 5.32 5.45 5.75 16.85 7.55 Other sizes at correspondingly low prices. Good used tires in all sizes. Walter J. Freund Tires, Batteries, Battery Charging, Tire Vulcaniiing, Etc. Phone 294 West McHenry, 111. Benny Leonard, whom many call the greatest lightweight fighter of all time, picks Ton Canzoneri to whip Jimmy McLarnin Friday night. He thinks that Jimmy has been idle too long. The Married Men ball players had a practice game Tuesday night and will stage another one tonight. The official season gets under way next week. This is just spring training. Another un-named group will play Monday night. WeH have to look them over. Grant High School came over to McHenry Tuesday noon and trimmed the local indoor team 5 to 1 in a five inning affair. The Grant boys jumped into an early lead, scoring 3 runs in the first inning. Bud Miller slammed out a home run for McHenry's only score. Answer to Last Week's Question There is never an infield fly decision with a runner on first only. Umpires fall down repeatedly on this play.- Tikis Week's Question Here is a baseball question that Carl Thorsell stopped us on. Ca^l says he picked it up in Ripley's "Believe it or Not," a couple of years ago. And whats more--4ie answered it. See what you can do with it We'll have the answer next week: lAffler two men are out, batter re&^ies first on a foul fly that is caught. Then he scores on % fly ball that is caught. Do you think it is Clua|ia| A1mI« The days when Alaska was s man's country are past The liner Princess Charlotte recently took north 211 passengers of whom 196 were women. ladlvidaalwts People who declare they are going to live their tffe In their own way mean that they are preparing to shock some (LIFE'S LITTLE JESTS WELL SUITED "Please, ma'am," said a hesitant voice, as the housewife opened the door,' "I've come from the labor exchange to apply for the position of housemaid." - The housewife looked puzzled. "Are you sure jrou've come to the tight house?" she asked the girl. The latter confirmed the address. "But 1 da all the work myself," replied the housewife. ;My word, ma'am," Exclaimed the prospective applicant, "I'm glad they sept me here.- It sounds Just like the sort of Job that'll suit me." HAK&IED HEN TEAMS TKA1N TOR IKDOO* . C OPINING TUESDAY ' v',?,v'v Not R*»li«tic - th a - college clssa In shert Story writing one young man had read his story and was listening tw criticisms from the class. "Not realistic," said one member. "On - what do you base your criticism?" asked the professor. "Why In one place he said the beautiful young girl sat ready and waiting when he came to get her to go to a dance."--Independent News. The Married Mots' indoor teams started their practice games this Week at the City park in preparation for the start of the regular schedule on Tuesday evening of next week. The Freund team met Bill Tonyan's team Tuesday evening. This Thursday evening we'll find McCracken's outfit battling the team captained by Les Adams. The new team made up of all Freunds is expected to create, much interest as the season gets under way. Club members are anxious to have you enjoy their games with them on Tuesday and Thursday evenings throughout the summer. „ The following teams -will be seen in action: . > Team 1--Captain, Leonard Mc- Cracken, Paul Gerasch, Win. Green, Roy Kent, Jos. W. Rothermei, Jack MeCarroll, Dar Granger, Joe. Weber, and George Justen. Team 2--Captain, Lester Adams, Harold Frett, Joe Schmitt, Albert Justen, Anton Schmitt, Beh Smith, Geo. Worts, John Thennes, Geo. Stilling, Peter Schaefer. : . ' Team 8--Captain, Wm. Tonyan, Chas. Lyons, Earl Conway,,. Leo Winkel, Robt. Thompson, Geo. Weber, H. C. Hughes, Joe Williams, E1-. mer Huemann, Frank Hughes. Team 4--Captain, Anton P. Freund, Peter A. Freund, Herbert Freund, Nick N. Freund, Geo. J. Freund, Harold Freund, Elmer Freund, Ernest Freund, Geo. P. Freund, and Carl Freund. CBS. AN LET TOUNG Funeral services <for Stanley Young, 18-year-old son o£ Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Young, were held at 10 a. m^ Thursday at St. Mary's church, with Msgr. C. S. Nix officiating. . Six of his boy friends and neighV bors served as pallbearers. Among those from out of town at the funerhl were Mr. and Mrs. Chester Frasier and daughter, Janet, of Grinnell, la.; Leo Smith, Chicago Heights; Mrs- Jack Shutterly, Dayton, <5., and Sister Delphia of Arlington Heights. S*m« G*rd«a Teacher--On looking over your essay on "Our Garden," Tommy, I find It is exactly the same as your elder brother's. How do you account for that? Toaiiay--Well, teacher--It's the same garden.--Pearson's Weekly. * SURE WINNER "What do yon do when a woman asks your adviceT' ; Switch oft to the subject of ber millinery." v' No Glutton UUMen by the referee, the all-in wrostler bit his opponent severely. "You're biting." hissed the sufferer. "Well." gasped hts adversary,-"do yer expect me to swallcr yer in a lump?"-- l.ondon Bystander. ; . , Somebody Pay* "You got • eheck from the government?"- ..." ' "I did," answered Farmer Corntossel. "I also received a number of tax notices and am wondering whether they are economically related,11' Generou* The yoiing bride was extolling the virtues of her husband to a friend. "George is Just the most gracious man In the world," she declared. "He gives me everything credit can buy."-- Pearson's Weekly. An Easior Way "A girl doesn't necessarily have to iut off her nose to spite her face." "Say the rest of It." "She can first try a milder experiment by leaving ber nose unpowdered." DIRECTS AMATEUR HOUR Miss Jean Rasmussen, daughter of Mrs. Margaret Ward Rasmussen of Chicago, personally directed an Amateur hour sponsored by the Rosarians with the Loretta Grimes School of Dances in Chicago on Sunday, May S. She also gave a reading, "Signs of Spring.* . *'L , U • - • • . 1 • •• :: V~' CARD OF THANKS We wish to express our heartfelt thanks fio all who so kindly assisted us in so many ways at the time of the death of »ur beloved son. v Mr. and Mra. George Young *50: and son, Alfred. ' GIRL SCOUTS - W<s began our meeting by forming a horse shoe and having uColar Guard." We said the promise and sang the Star Spangled Banner, while in a horse shoe formation. Miss Ward then told the patrols jto go in their corners to check attendance. In about five minutes Miss Ward called us together and asked a very serious question. She asked us what Girl Scouting nuins to us and what benefit we have received from it, also, do we live up to ^our promise and laws? They answered very nicely and by the way they talked I guess they do get quite a lot out of Girl Scouting. We were all surprised when Louise Stilling told us her patrol was giving a sort of picnic and hike for the rest of us girls. The High School patrol will blaze a trail for the rest of the girls to follow. They ,are going to start about 4 o'clock and the other girls about 4:30. After all this excitement we decided to play some games. Some were Last Couple Out" and another "Observation." We then ended our meeting by forming a circle and singing several of our songs and then "Taps." PEGGY SCHAEFER. RECEIVE APPLICATIONS The old. age pension committee of the county received, applications at the city feaU in McHenry Wednesday, Our first hundred years celebration, July SO, 31, Aug. 1. iUk Old Timers to be in McHenry Jvly 80, 31« Aug. 1. Stoffel's Specials ^FRIDAY SATURDAY^ Golden Star Percsdes, fni. Seaside Percales, yd. 81x99 Druid Sheets 9®e 42x36 Acme Gnpii lie Fluft Mountain Mist *nSc Printed Dimities 17e .Porto Ricari Gowns 46e Boys' Dress Shirts, Blouses 80e Mesh Curtains, each ^ 76a Part Linen Toweling, yd." lOt 81-inch Druid Sheeting 2te Auto Seat Covering, ydJ.. 26e 2 2 x 4 4 C a n n o n T o w e l s . . -- 2 6 c Cottage Curtains --. 80e Curtain Material, yd. to 19e 54x54 Oilcloth Squares;*•" 46e : John StofCel J l-U-'f : Do you know that we can write towing and road service coverage (this means on your own premises also)' with your automobile policy for only $3.00 additional premium ? EARL R. WALSH, Phone 43. 46-tf Mother's Day Candy 4i • . if*. n' .• 1 IWE HA«E an excellent assortment of candy for Mother's T©AY. 0IVE her a IK»X of our delicious Bunte's Candy * Priced from 60<? To $2.00 MOTHER'S DAY GREETING CARDS, 5^ and 10^ (4 serve that delicious HYBROX ICE CREAM Come and visit our new beautiful fountain. FILMS AND DEVELOPING -. - 12-HOUR SERVICE ,:L<K;oijomy League Circulating Library Ask for PARTICULAR. ALBERT KRAUSE NEWS, AGENCY ELIU Street near Riverside Drive Phone 260 Difficult to Follow Th# clergyman was addressing the bride and bridegroom. "It Is your duty to follow your hus band wherever he may go, and to sustsln hlro In all adversity." "Rather rough on me," said the bride. "Jim's a dirt-track rider." Ahoad of Hor "Remember, darling, you iron*! • al- _»ays he a junior clerk In a moldy old solicitor's office." "That's a fact! I've already got'a week's notice. "--Humorist Magazine Soavonir* Mistress"(to new maid)--Be careful when you dust these pictures, Mary^ they are all Old Masters. Maid--Good gracious! Who'd ever think you'd been married all these times, mum !--Watchman-Examiner. 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