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Thursday, November 26,1936 TBI HeHXHKY PLAINDEALSS % JOHNSBUKG Mr. and Mrs. Peter F. Freund aird Mr. and Mrs. Joe King were callers fct the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Huff lit Greenwood Monday. ' Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Stains and son of Spring Grove were callers here Saturday evening. . Mr. and Mrs. Joe P. Miller spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Jacob R. Justen at Waukegan. Mrs. Henry S toff el of Volo and Mrs. George Miller of Grayslake visited Friday with their father, John Pitzen. / Mr. and Mrs. Jack Bode and daughter, Pauline, and Miss Mary Merci* mann motored to Chicago Sunday. ; Arthur Miller and Math J. Smith of Eenda were callers here' Saturday evening. 7 Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Schaefer of Waukegan visited Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. J. Meyers. . Psul Huff of Greenwood was ,* caller here Sunday. V Mr. and Mrs. Steve Engles of Spring Grove were visitors here Saturday "livening. Mrs. Anna Bugner visited with her sister, Mrs. John King, Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Leo F. Smith and* Clarence Stilling attended the football game at Notre Dame Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. George H'offien of Genoa, Wis., and Mr. and Mrs. Mike Gorskie and children of Woodstock were visitors at the .home of Mr. and Mrs. Joe P. Miller, Sunday. mi HEAR" h EARL WALSH " BOWLING Tea* No. 1 Heimer i..., Schaefer 9- Heimer Winkle ...........i.... 6. Justeit ToUl ......... Team No. 2 Knox Nye J........... Stilling Sutton Ai Justen --.... Total .......... Team No. 3 Tfcennes Karls ........... Thies Boley • • *•>'* • • Weber Some Bees Are Stooges Some bees are mere stooges detailed to the job of keeping the hive clean. In a way, they're undertakers. They have to drag out and 'bury the dead. I must employ at once a man living in small town or on farm. Permanent work. Must be satisfied with earning $75 a month at first. Address Box 38, care of this paper. Nam® J A d d r e s s • • ; - 7 . ' - • • ' Week Days, 7:20 -8:20 Admission 10c -- 25c FRIDAY (One Day) Robert Young -- Florence Rice "SWORN ENEMY" Sign Your Attendance Card For Saturday SATURDAY "THE BIG GAME" Ala©--Our Gang Comedy and Yellowstone Park. Special Matinee, 2:45, one performance, at Matinee Prioea. NOVEMBER 29-30 Joan Crawford » Robert Taylor "GORGEOUS HUSSY" Also--Silly Symphony, "Elmer the Elephant" and Work! News San. Matinee, 2:30 Continuous TUESDAY "THREE MARRIED MEN" A Comedy Drama ALSO--Selected Short Subjects WEDNESDAY -- THURSDAY DECEMBER 2 AND Z Janet Gaynor Constance Bennett XiOmtta Young -- Simone Simon "LADIES IN LOVE" The Show place of McHenry Co. FRIDAY. NOV. 26 Last Day Robert Montgomery Madge Evuts in "PICADILLY JIM" 200 Bi»r Reasons to Come to the Show Friday and Saturday. SATURDAY. NOV. 28 WHEELER 4k WOOLSEY in VMUMMY'S BOYS" SUNDAY -- MONDAY Four Great Stars in One Great Picture One For All.... And All For a Man.... Janet Gaynor -- Loretta Young Constance Bennett Simone Simon in "LADIES IN LOVE" with Don Aonieche -- Paul Lukas Continuous Sunday after 2:30 The Biggest Bargain Night Show In McHenry County 10c TUES., BARGAIN NITE 15c Robert Young - Florence Rice in 'THE LONGEST NIGHT Tod Healy -- Sidney Tolar WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY Their Home Life Was Like A Ten Ring Circus William Powell. Carole Lombard -- in -- "MY MAN GODFREY" -- with -- Gail Patrick - Eageae Paltette ,T hanksgiving D«y || r < H ere so A way we gtfwitha-'*. N other .'.',7 K ollum called a S portswriters' Thanks G iving 7 - 8 # I n which we Iff* 1 - V ery apt to i nclude some ' V 7"'7* N onsense with sincere Thanks -- - G iving. - 77i,. 7:7 7 -- S • I * H ~ We Are Thankful -- *•••'• To Jake Stoffel, Glenn Wattles, "Mose," Harry Frye, John Drey miller, Vera Harrison and anybody else who may have had a hand in that "So We Hear" business in last week's issue of The Plaindealer. Those fellows ought to start an employment agency and advertise in The Plaindealer. We are swamped with offers to hire out on farms. One fellow wants to throw his milking machine out and give us the job. That "Prof." Nye floated when he fell in the golf course creek last summer. . That McHenry'S Centennial was!.' Total „ such a grand success. 7. I Team No 1 That Coach Reed hates to lose Karls ........t games, but that he can "take it" when Schmitt we pick on him. (We can't sprint1 Perkins .... worth a whoop.) •. 4 Freund That the White Sent, finished in the |Gran*er first division. (Where do they get thati _ . , "Pale" Hose stuff?) * j i . | Team No. 2 That election is over. .(We .got .tired Page : of it all.) i Wattles That the Cubs didn't have to play®arbian in the World Series with those ter-„eyers rible Yanks. Bacon :... c. a F. 177 147 144 179 170 181 171 160 174 170 / . 1M-^12 165--483 191--495 2>6--569 170--510 819 866 896 2579 147 194 201 181 176 147 165 197 176 176 147--441 146--505 165--563 198--555 176--528 8&/861 / 131 159 171 131 129 153 170 152 155 175 832 2592| 155--445! 16Qt-462 I 146--428 j 186--5181 170--^500 Total? j Team No. 4 . 'Rev. Milter ......... ' Geo. P. Freund ... ! M. N. Schmitt ... jSteffes JGus Freund j Total . ......... j OLD 1 Team No. 4 Beavis Covalt iSayler '.Hughes M. Schaefer ....... '756 770 §27 2353 i 182 164 139 170 112 149 163 151 156 166 212-7-558 164--473 146--407 195--509 205--527 .752 800 TIMERS . 133 170 . 167 176 . 168 159 . 198 160 168 182 922 2474• 209--512 185--528; 119--446; 140--498 | 193--543 834 847 846 2527 110 153 151 138 180 190 182 158 177 155 118--381 j 135--424 i 155--525, 165--505' 190--522 800 794 765 2357 183 169 170 157 167 166 150 160 180 189 168--520 161--488 148--481 188--448 180--549 For show plows. . 7 j Total .. .. For the fine spirit that prevails in Team No. 3 our schools. (They actually like to go4^'son to school nowadays.) Rogers ........... That "Knock-knocks" didn't last. •'wJber*^*'"V That we don't live in Spain. What Adams the heck are they fighting .about--i - those beautiful Senoritat?) .. 850 841 79# 2486 .... 168 149 .... 165 165 .... 147 225 ....157 191 ...209 169 170--487 165--495 147--519 167--515 172--545 Total ! For good doctors. (And nurses!) ! That we never went on with our 'music lessons. (There's enough suffering in this world.) ( For summer. 846 894 Match Games McHenry Brewers Lee A1 Bruno Ed Herb That John Kails got off the fence. For neighbors. • For your contributions to 'the coi umn. 7 V77'7:7o»7 7-- ToUl - Wildcats Speed ........ That Officer Huck's coming vacation """ will be for two weeks only. (A few!gjjweeks ago it looked like it^might be, a long rest from duty about four years.) .. 191 183 208 165 187 134 150 194 214 196 821 2561} 139--464 181--5141 199--596 181--560 192--575 929 888 892 2709 165 153 149 .182 216 176 165 205 166--522 188--607' 201--542 153--471 128--4821 That our boss, "Mose," is so generous!.1 Total/'wUw,.... 841 944 838 2624: McHenry Brewery (He even begrudges us a little dream about going to football games.) Karls That the basketball season is here. jBaur For some dope on "Speed" Stilling J Ed Smith and his Wildcats. (The Holy Name H- Simon Juveniles are challenging them to a bcrwlmg match.) Total .......... That John Dreymiller got that dog-' Ted's Trateipa house out in the clear without tearing Toots down the main building. Moderhack .... W. Kreuteer H. Kreutzer........ H. Larsen ...» 178 210 187 197 171 221 160 139 173 165 200--599 170--540 153--479 158--528 167--503 1BASKETBALL SCHEDULES FOR SEASON, COMPLETED The North Fwe and Little Five conferences expect a busy season and keen competition in basketball this season with a complete schedule of games lined up. The North Five leaigue is made up of teams from Harvard, Marengo, Hebron, Crystal Lake, and Woodstock, while the Little Five consists of Marengo, Hebron, McHenry, Richmond and Huntley. Marengo and Hebron will play in each league so the games they play against each other will count in both conference races. The schedule of county games is ia folows: North Five Schedafo • Nov. 20 V. Marengo at Hebron. i . Crystal Lake at Hebron. . ; Dec. 12 „ Hebron at Woodstock. * • Dec. 18 £'Hv Hebron at Harvard. Jan. 8 "Woodstock at Crystal LaW. Harvard at Marengo. ' Jan.19 ' '• Woodstock at Hebron. Jan. 15 Marengo at Woodstock. Crystal Lake at Harvard. Jan. 22 Crystal Lake at Marengick Harvard at Woodstock. Jan. 23 Hebron at Crystal Lake. Feb. 5 Woodstock at Marengo, Harvard at Crystal Lake. Feb. 9 Mebifbrt at Ma rengo. Feb. 12 .. Crystal Lake at Woodstock. Marengo at Harvard. Feb. 19 Woodstock at Harvard. Marengo at Crystal Lake. - &XFW Harvard at Hebron. Little Five Schedule Nov. 20' •; Marengo at Hebron. ' Nov. 24 ' - Richmond at Hebron. 9 Dec. 1 McHenry at Richmond. Dec. 4 Richmond at Huntley. Dec. 11 Hebron at Huntley. >|cHenry at Marengo. Dec. 18 Marengo at Richmond., Dec. 23 Huntley at Marengo. Jan.-5 McHenry at Huntley. _y Jati. 8 . Hebron at McHenry. Huntley at Richmond. Jan. 11 Huntley at McHenry. Jan. 16 Marengo at McHenry. Jan. 22 Huntley at Hebron. Feb. 2 " Richmond at McHenry.' Marengo at Huntley. " Feb. 5 n^r- IiPF fin DOUBLE PLAT 943 878 848 26491 McHenry at Hebron. Feb. 9 Hebroifrat Marengo. Feb. 12 Hebron at Richmond. Feb. 16 Richmond at Mai-engo. He had got a job as collector for a gas company. "Take this master key and go round and empty all the coin-boxes; get all the pennies and shillings," said the manager. Three weeks later he tfalked into the office. "Can't I have another key? I've lost t'other one." f «"Certainly," replied the manager. "But where have you been all this time? The cashier has stopped late every Friday night, expecting you to come for your wages." "Great guns!" exclaimed the collector, beaming broadly. "Do I get wages as well?" -- Montreal Daily Star. * • EASY ENOUGH Francis -- An officer has to know how to manage men. Helen -- Huh! I know how to do that myself. Bitter Sweet The master of ceremonies, after a flowery speech, exclaimed: "Gentlemen, the toast is 'The Ladies--God bless them,' and, after all, they are the sweets of life." A bachelor rose to support the toast. "Gentlemen," he said, "it is quite right what my friend says--the ladies are the sweets of life. One half of them are acid drops and the other half are humbugs!"--Tit-Bits Magazine. Til for T.t" A small boy leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding on to your brother so tight for, sonny?" said one of them. "So he won't join the army," the youngster replied, without blinking an eye.--Santa Fe Magazine. Rural Appeal , ^ you intend to take the Stump this summer?" "Yes." said Senator Sorghum. "The stump is better than the soap box for oratory. The stump is there in all kinds of weather, but boxes are being made of pasteboard and 'are liable to collapse in any passing shower." "SO WE HEAR" At the request of some of the members of the West McHenry Razzberry Club, the Plaindealer has reluctantly decided to comply and continue this column. The reason for the decision-- l^*®8 that mental telepathy or what We don't lili& to look into the barrel of a pistol, ; .. ; Our good friend and co-worker who is represented by a similar title a few columns to the left, will undoubtedly rise up and object to this journalistic attempt; especially after being "razzed" most unmerciful since the last issue which contained an interesting Way Back When." Xast week he reported the..Notre Dame-Northwestern football game at South Bend three days before even the starting whistle blew, thereby getting a real scoop on all of the metropolitan reporters. He told all about the editor asking him to go to the big game, even to riding in a Rolls-Royce. Then he woke up -- it was only a dream. Did You -E*«r See a Dr«ap Walking?/! , Remerrifer, the same thing happened last year, when "Atta Boy" ruined his hat at the big game during a rain storm, while seated in one of the suburban bleacher seats, and then tried to include the damage in his traveling expense account. We always thought football fans never wore hats. scared veterans. Also keep in mind that the Plaindealer is printed oa jwt ordinary paper -- not asbestos. Hurray! Just as this is being written this Tuesday night, in pops one of McHenry's most popular young gentlen, with a contribution in his hands. He says, "I want to be the first to offer my servicea to that new column on the sports page., In other words, I want to make the line." ------ > Oh, no, we are not getng'tb divuljre his name, that wouldn't be fair. Hut. he's regular. Here's what he gave, as as his initial effort: "Have you noticed tlte Irish influence on a German house north of i town?" -• •• '1 9 ... .ft rr'vv.J Well, if this column ever gets anywhere it must have some clever contributors. So, right off the reel, using the cry of Harvey Woodruff in "The Wake of the News, we sary: HELP! HELP! . HELP! MORE HELP! ^ r Now, fellows, unless we get some more contributions to this column next! week, it may cease to be, and this ftrst guy will cop the big prize. You don't» have to belong to the above mentioned Razzberry Club' to be. a rawer. . : t. ;;V| We realize that the members of that organization are in the professional (Jlass. Even if you are only an amateur, show your stuff andVbeedil*'.a. regular contrib. 777 Thanksgiving Day is again Very close. We, too, are thankful, especially in the realization that that pistol trigger finger did not become too nervous before we could get hands in air and consent to print this cotiimn ! again. That's where we got the idea of the slogan, "Help, Help!" With this repetition of the wail, we are now signing off. Before saying If you have something to offer, send i good night let lis again remind you to it in. But, for heaven's sake, lay off write your contribution on the outside ^So l Hear" and the editor. They both ' wrapper right now look like a couple of battle-! "So We Hear. Looking to the Future? **I guess I'll make a lawyer of Josh," said Farmer Corntossel. "But your wife wants him to be a physician." "Yes. He's got' to be a professional man and we'd want to show our confidence in him. And I think it would be a heap safer to take Josh's law than his medicine." ON HER GUARD That there is a Santa Claus. That those Quints are so healthy. That those hockey players aren't allowed to carry swords. (Getting socked on the beak with those clubs^is near enough to murder,) For good sports.. That Matt Laures got that boat to shore OK. That the American Legion Carnival was ja howling success. (They have spent a lot of money improving Me* Henry.) That "Mose" isn't twitti. For good shows. (But we sometimes Total .......... 876 830 Volo Teams Bruno's Bowlers Joe F. Wagner Ted Winkle Len Littlefteld . Carl Thorsell ..; Bruno Grimelli I TO ORGANIZE B. B. TEAMS 124 132 152--4081 All members of the C. O.F., K. of C. 232 199 158--589,an<j M. A. C., interested in a bas- 165 178 179 522iketba)I league are asked to report to 180 176 175--531|the k hall, Tuesday evening, Dec. 175 145 21&--535|lf 8;00 p, m. All members must be 1 present or turn in their names. Offic- .879 2585 erg of the respective lodges are also ! asked to report. For the HOTTEST MUSIC Come To HOOT'S TAVERN On'U. S. 12 -- -- -- McHenry, 111. ? DINE AND DANCE EVERY 'C SATURDAY NIGHT iOB PETERSON'S ORCHESTRA 128 117 153 97 130 147 87 116 124 123 "Come sit near me, Mrs. Green. You can learn a Ipt by watching my game." "No, thank you. I don't like to profft by other people's mistakes." wish that Mickey Mouse would get caught in a trap.) That -"Red" Winkel's pipe doesn^t get older. (Hear they gain strength with age.) mm . Scouts' Have any of you ever heard of a whifflepoof? We Scouis were told to go track them on our monthly patrol hike and we are still trying to And out their identity. Keep on trying, fellows, you will find out before long. And while you are trying that, why not get out and pass some tests? Our troop record is far below the one of last year and the years before that. We used to be the best troop in the county, even the area, but now we are among those troops "in the cellar." Ers Laures' patrol put on a thrilling one-act play which almost a third of the fellows managed to stay awake through. Joe Gausden and Bruce Klontz thea ran off a string of games, in which the gang showed off its talent. Angelo Unti won in chain tag and when he was caught, it took twenty of us to do it. (Yeah, Ange!) i Next week Harry Conway's outfit | will put on a masterpiece and I am! told it will put Fred Allen's Mighty] Allen Art Players out of business as I far as acting is concefned. Don't [ miss Harry's mighty dramatic triumph next Monday and in the meantime pass those tests, Scouts, and get our reputation back on the top! 8e«ut Hierb Reihansperger. Total Topnotdievs Norm Molidor .... 168 146 C. Miller 91 120 Art -Batta 146-- J. J. Wagner 162 156 J. G. Wagner 183 149 725 597 726 1948 124 mo SUMMER HOME AT mZSl PISTAKEE BAY ENTERED1 jjg ggg Sheriff Henry Nulle and Chief Dep-' 2£2 4i3 uty Sheriff C. C. Miner were called to: jgy Pistakee Bay last week to investigate! the attempted burglary of the resi-j dence of Mrs. Myra Sherman on the Cox farm near the Bay. Mrs. Sherman had closed her home for the winter but a maid returned to the place and upon entering the home Constant Hot Water Landlady -- This is the bathroom." Visitor -- But your advertisement said there was a bathroom and constant hot water.'"' Landlady -- That's right. I always keeps a kettle on the job. --Pearson's Weekly. Total ............ 758 717 Bill's Boys Joe Wiser 183 148 Louis Shaeffer .... 121 95 Butch Magnussen 133 143 Joe Lenzen 162 180 Bill Wirta ........-- 146 156 182--496 126--337! tftA- 10^, " r" " r " • "^o QE ' discovered a broken window and the i ~~co roomB disturbed. She notified Mrs. ^ j Sherman's son, F. C. Sherman, who ----"Ireported to the sheriff. ^ 807 2282 | Entrance was made through a window by breaking the glass and turn- 180--511'ing the'lock. Several rooms had been 135--351J ransacked but nothing of importance 112--388 was taken. 181--523 165--4671 BROTHERS BROADCAST The Adams brothers, Vincent and Avoiding the Commonplace • -Would you oblige me," said the photographer, "by" trying to look a little unpleasant?" "But you have always told me to smile." j "Quite true. But art requires variety and smiles are becoming monotonous." Goodyear, Gillette, Firestone, U. 8. and Mohawk Mud and Snow Tires ••••• Free Tubes ^ ; PYRO ALCOHOL WINTER OILS Completely denatured As low as 48^ Gallon Gallon 100% Penn. Winter Oils NATIONAL BATTERIES Let us drain your crank To fit all car* case and put in a winter $$.9o and up oil that does not congeal. Drive in and let us put winter grease in your transmission and differential Phone 294 Freund West McHenry, m " ; 7. Total L'nc's Weasels Red Hironimus .. Art Dillon Sport Whitman .. Frank King A1 PhannenstiU .. ToUl ... .... 745 722 120 119 143 1S2 133 202 144 168 157 189 773 2240; Clemens, took part in the barn dance | ; show at Rockford over Station WROKi 101 too at the State theater^ Thursday. They' 125 • m:wiU ^ heard again on Thanksgivingi l6g 5Q!1 Day in both afternoon and evening! A Hasy Impression "What's your idea of t r u e poetry?" 7; * "I haven't any," replied itr. Cumrox. "According to mother and the girls, it has to be something I don't understand, written by somebody whose name I can't pronounce." 136--448 211--557 shows. ......... 697 810 799 2306 Ladies' Clnb Kilday 146 117 156--419 { Krause 100 100 100--3001 Hall - 113 113 113--3391 Kinsala 160 123 126--409 j Marg. Kinsala .... 181 158 NEW PHONE CABLE Telephone men have strung a cable along the new poles on Main street and this week have been connecting local phones onto the cable. When work is completed old wires and poles will! be removed. I A Happy Oeeaaiea Mother--What's the matter, darling? Child--Papa hit his finger with a hammer. Mother -- Don't cry about thai; you should laugh. Child -- I-I d-did. flay jmm rsad it M THE PLAINTotal Score . D. Page C. Lensen .......... M. Schiessle ....... L. Engeln --..... L. Bacon ............ Total score .. G. Barbian E. Karls ... .... L. Krause ............ D. Hapke K: Rogers 142--431 iH Howard .......... 84 121 102--407 !f. Kopper #0 90 90--270 j 141 53 129 202 118 116 113 166 166 152 1898 158-414 90--256 148--443 137--505 133--403 112 165 114 144 114 102 142 112 93 113 2021 180--457 128--386 106--321 168--4ft 84--290 ToUl R. Marshall R. Harris H. Dacey 575 636 165 149 122 122 126 126 066 1877 178--492 122--366 126--375 Total 586 607 617 1810 C. O. F. Standings Team No. 1 --- 15,388 Team No. "2----14,913 Team No. 3 14,461 Team No. 4 -- 15,088 Old Timers' SUndings (End of 1st Series) , Team No. 1 14,675 7 Team No. 2 14,939 team No; 3 15,162 Team No. 4 14,674 Volo League Standings 7 7 W«n Lost BILL'S BOYS ^ 6 3 T O P N O T C H E B S --4 6 UNC'S WEASELS .... ... # S BRUNO'S BOWLERS ft 7 Ifca First Parses Biagular "The successful orator makes use of brief, simple language." "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum, "but that is no excuse for his overworking a word because it happens to be the shortest in our vocabulary." The Tell-Tale Thread Not long ago custom Uilors, unknown to their customers, used to sew a piece of white thread in a concealed place in each new suit as an indication that the buyer had not yet paid for it. Thus, says a writer in Collier's Weekly, they warned one another when to 'be chary with credit. When the bill was paid, however, they borrowed the suit tot: a moment, on some slight pretext, aad removed the telltale thread. A Beautifully Decorated ChapeH's BUTTER-TOASTED PECAN Ice Cream Cake Serves 4 People Generously Also complete line of Ice Cream and Julia King's Boxed ..Candies. : 7- \ •• • ' ' • ' ' • • ' . V " - . We will deliver this Ice Cream Cake or Ice Cream to your home in time for Thanksgiving dinner. (Did you know that we serve a Special Turkey Dinner* , every Snnday for 75c? Give the wife a vacation from cooltiaf next Sunday «|k1 bring the family here for dinner. ^ 7 . / 7 We also serve a 35c dinner every day, along with a complte menu of short orders. 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