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. • 'ii >»•, 5.*», ;>* < •>./ -1 - »' --. •v?* - -i^r* -- .--• --> • **>Z% " L?:i» • n%*?m , - -r ^ * '^' '* - t **'? /-»' . , *' *.1' I V.» "/ ' » *"£ f . ••irl"-.L .•' -7l-W•a -?s- " 1<g » » ^••• /.^K. 1--•• -r~p Hawaii Wages War on Wild Sheep *> .?••• V-4-^ f - , £»..* . ' -I .. 4 ,» i* ^ , '* ' ->* '* i ' r- •t' .'- •/> Slit On the Fart of a herd of 3,000 wild sheep and goats recently slaughtered on SAVE SOME FOR ME! AND THE PINS FALL • Such is the appealing attitude of this bear cub at the London zoo, that words aren't necessary to describe the picture. PAINTED HORSE" -»•-->*»• ~ I Vr JV • • * . • ,Mrs. Annie B. Desel, seventy-fif# years old, who has been secretary and treasurer of the Central Ladies Bowling club of New York since 1901. Mrs. Desel is an ardent bowler and appears each week at the club to participate in the game. She bowls an average score of 155. QABBY QERTIE •r- 8$ \V" . •'./ & * Congo, America's only okapi, is pictured here as he made his debut in the .Bronx zoo, New York city. The "Jointed horse of the jungle" was captured in the Belgian Congo by pygmies. He looks like a cross between a zebra and a giraffe, but is neither. "A diplomatic husband wife from getting into hot keeps his water." ou Can Bake Hie DEUCIOUS FOOD DUTCH OVEN co >i - woon n / \ * c f i'V. , • A, TALL TALE They were discussing dogs, and the tales were getting pretty tall When one of the group took the lead. , "Smith," he said, "had a most intelligent retriever. « One night Smith's house caught fire. All was instant confusion. Smith and wife flew for the children, and bundled them out in quick order, Alas, one of them had been left behind. But up jumped the dog, rushed into the house, and soon reappeared with the missing child. Everyone was saved, but Rover dashed through the flames again. What did the dog want? No one knew. Presently the animal reappeared, scorched and burned, with--what do you think?" "Giye it up," cried the eager listeners. ' "With ?the jfire insurance poliey wrapped in a damp Bits Magazine. L -• Thursday, October 7,193?// !. RINGWOOD No Knowing Yet There was very little that Jack minded doing at school, but he did draw the line at being asked to sew. Surely that was beneath the dignity of a ten-year-old man. "But George Washington used to sew.," coaxed the schoolteacher. "He took it for granted that every soldier ought to do so. Do you consider yourself a better man than George Washington?" "Well, I don't know-," said Jack airily. "Time will tell."---Stray Stories Magazine. - . NO MISTAKE "That chap seems to have an attachment for Brown-^calls at his house every day." "Well, he has--he's the sheriff of this tpwn." i ^ Mrs. Edgar Thomas entertained the Bunco Club at her home Thursday afternoon. Prizes were awarded to Mrs. Edward Thompson and Mrs. Lester Carr. Mrs. W. B. Harrison entertained the Easy Aces at |her home .Wednesday afternoon. Quite a number from here attended J;he Eastern Star card party at McHenry Tuesday afternoon. The Epworth League of Greenwood and Ringwood held a scavenger hunt and party at the C. J. Jepson home on Friday evening. Wayne Foss attended a teacher's meeting at Woodstock ^Saturday afternoon. , / Mrs. Frankie Stephenson is, visiting relatives ftt Woodstock. Mr. and fcfrs. Lester Carr and sons spent Saturday evening at Woodstock. Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Carlson and daughter of Woodstock spent Saturday and Sunday in the Alec Anderson home. • Shirley Hawley and Rita Mae Merchant spent the weekend at Crystel Lake. ; Mr. Valencortof Chicago spent Sunday with his wife here. Mr. and Mrs. W, T. Charles of Woodstock and Mrs. Diamond of :©stend were callers in the hom^ of the latter's daughter, Mrs. Oleson, Wednesday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Felvey Davis of Woodstock spent Sunday in the Alec Anderson home. Marion, Ethel, and Dorthy Krohn, Gladys Shepard and Dora Anderson were callers at Greenwood Tuesday evening. • , Mr. and Mrs. Joe McCannon visited friends at Beloit Sunday. Mrs. George Shepard and son, Howard, spent Sunday afternoon with her parents at McHenry. Mr. and Mrs. Nick Justen announce the arrival of a daughter, Sept." 20. She will answer to the name of Jacqueline Suzanne. Mr. and Mrs. Lee Whiting and Violn Staines of Woodstock spent the weekend with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Will Staines. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Colby and family of Crystal Lake were callers in the George Shepard home Sunday afternoon. , . Mrs. Woodford and daughter, Iva, of Park Ridge, were callers in the Will McCannon home Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Gibbs and Mrs. Minnie Coates attended the wedding or their son and grandson, Wesley Gibbs, and Clara Mae Trevor at Woodstock Sunday. They were married at Dog Talk A man sitting in the park with his dog fell into conversation with a dear old lady, who eventually asked him what breed the dog was. "Spaniel," he sa]^ "My!" said the old lady, "Isn't it .-•good thing he isn't over there now?"--Windsor Star. the English Lutheran church at 2 p. m., a wedding reception followed at the home of his sister, Mrs. Gault. There were fifteen present. Mr, and Mrs. Will Staines and son, Mervin, Mrs. Lee1 Whiting and Joe Boxer motored to Chicago Sunday to the Montrose hospital and visited Mrs. J. C. Spaeth, who is confined there with a broken leg, received in a bus accident. - Mr. and Mrs. Roy Wiedrich spent Sunday # afternoon with the latter's parents, near Hebron. Mrs. Emma Merchant of Woodstock is visiting in the home of her brother, Will McCannon. The Home Circle will entertain the Greenwood Dorcas Society at the home of Mrs. Ray Peters Wednesday, Oct. 13. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wiedrich, Jr., and daughter, Mary Ann, Mi-s. Frank Johnson and daughter, Mrs. Felth Saunders spent Sunday in the Edwin Vogel home at Solon Mills. Merritt Cruikshank of Dundee spent Sunday in the Wm. McCannon home. He was accompanied home by his wife, who spent the past week in the McCannon home. Mae Wiedrich and Charles and Joseph Carr were callers at McHenry Sunday afternoon. - Mrs. S. W. Smith Mid daughter, Bernice, were visitors at Woodstock Saturday.' Floyd Carr of Greenwood was; a caller in the Wm. McCannon home on Sunday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Lyle Hopper and daughters of Chicago were visitors here Thursday. . F. N. Muzzy visited his wife at the Wesley Memorial hospital in Chicago over the weekend. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Wurtzinger and daughter of Woodstock spent Sunday with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lonnie Smith. Walter Hitsel and Miss Florence Zapfe of Chicago were callers in the S. W. Smith home Sund&y evening. Mr. and Mrs. Ardin Frisbee and family of Greenwood were supper guests in the home of the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Harrison. Mr. and Mrs. Byron Hitchens of Chicago*-^ere callers in the home of the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Hitchens, Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Harrison returned home Tuesday evening from a trip to Pennsylvania, where they vis-i ited their daughter and family. Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Hitchens called on relatives in Elgin Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. George Young and son, Alfred, were callers at Woodstock Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Malsch of Winnetka spent Sunday with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Harrison. VOLO Miss Ellein Magnussen of Waukegan spent a few days here the past week with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Magnussen. Mrs. Roy Passfield and Mrs. George Dowell were Elgin shoppers Thursday. Mrs. Lloyd Eddy of Grayslake spent Saturday here at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Herman Dunker. Mr. and Mrs. P. Hansen of McFarland, Wis., spent a few days here with their daughter, Mrs. Fred Casper. Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd 'Fisher and family and Mrs. Sarah Fisher were Sunday visitors at the horns of Mr. and Mrs. Geprge Scheid, Jr., in Wauconda. Mr. and Mrs. A. Frett of Chicago spent the weekend here with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Oeffiing. 7 , . ,f v • , Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Pa&sfield and sons, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Passfield and family, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Dowell and daughter, and Raymond Dowell motored to Galena, 111., Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. George Dowell and daughters, Roberta and Mrs, Charles Dalvin, left Friday morning for Webster, South Dakota, where they will visit Mr. Dowell's sister, Mrs. Ada Wells.. V -r-"";"- ,( •Mr. and Mrs. Elm^r Fa^Fweathtr of! Chicago spent Sunday at thie Bacon! home. V 1 • Mrs. Frank Hironimus-attended a pre-nuptial shower in honor of Miss Virginia Engeln at the home of Mrs. j John Karls in McHenry Thursday evening. \ Mr. and Mrs. Herman Dunker and son, attended the wedding of Miss Pauline Schelm and Mr. Wells Ritt at the Immanuel Lutheran church and the wedding dinner at the Oddfellow's Hall in Crystal Lake Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs." Lloyd Fisher and Mrs. Richard Dowell, Mrs. Sarah Fisher and Mrs. Albert Hafer were Waukegan shoppers Tuesday. ; ^ ® JOHNSBURG Mrs. Frank Young of Spring Grow* spent Wednesday with Mtf. and Bill. Joe P. Michels. - John Pitzen spent a few days in Volo with Mr. and Mrs. Henry StoffeL Mrs. Martin Freund and Clemens Freund and sister, Isabel, motored Iowa for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Schaefer, Mrs: Robert Schaefer of Waukegan called on Mr. and Mrs. Wm. J. Meyers Sunday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. George Zornstorff of Woodstock spent Sunday afternoon with Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Thiel. j1; f Mrs. Steve King was a Chicago caller one day this week. ^ Mr and Mrs. Jack Stuckwisch of San Francisco, Calif., spent Thui-sday. evening in the home of Mr. And Mf*. Wm. J. Meyers. ; ; Mr. and Mrs. Jack Bode are spewing a few days with relatives in .Iowa. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Gielow and son, Jim, spent the weekend with his mother and father in Chicago. Mrs. Jo^ King and Mrs. Leo Smi& . were Woodstock callers Wednesday. • . Mr. and Mrs. Bob Wilkie of Chica|fd spent the Weekerwi with Mrv and M^h Peter E. Freund. „v;-t.,. ^.'.•"•i^- Miss fevelyn ShdW of "Waukegatf " ; spent the weekend with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Art Shober. . Mr. and Mrs. Alex Freund alui' daughter, Nancy, of Chicago spent Sunday in the home of Mr. and Mrs^ Stephen H. Smith. : "M* ' I Mr. and Mrs. George Young an* son, Alfred, spent Sunday evening {a the James Bell home at Lake Villa. Will "Y^oung of Elgin was a caller in the home of his brother, George Young, Sunday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Hironimnm and family visited relatives at Wav» conda Saturday evening. CENTRAL GARAGE Full Line of Atlas and Goodyear Tire*] " J ^ -A- Electric and Acetylene Welding v Car Washing and Potiriuog , Phone 200-J1 Towing » Johnsirarg The Great Revived "I understand you are going to revive Shakespeare." "An actor doesn't have to revive Shakespeare," answered Mr. Stormington Barnes. "But there's always a chance of Shakespeare's reviving •a .actor." » Headin' Home "This train , is «for Dallas and points east!" bawled the announcer. "I ^want one that goes to Kansas City and I don't care which way it points," snapped the old latly in the bonnet. : / * ' I n C a m p r ; The volunteer cook for Che day was asked if he knew how to cook fish. "Naw, but I ain't worried. They won't catch any." --Philadelphia Bulletin. 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