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w§ Uncom , QnM St., the peetofflce at the act Of May 8, 1879. LOTS --««xl32 water, sewer %&(£ electricity. Priced improvements. 820. *5-8 .....*2.00 .$1.00 One Year Six Months x-.-urof torL.L.SnVCNSON room bungalow on ^ Center Street, Completely modern. H. K am holt, Phone" 225-j. 8-2 J|FOR SALE--Six room house on John j street, near schools. Reasonably J priced. Also double garage 3 Inquire Mrs. Will Blake * "v ' W-l. FOE SALE FOR *§ALE-- 5- FOR HHNHH|«ut our White Leghoi^^^Ml^ll layers -- $1.00 each--must be s<dd »t. on«* tomtkerCMM. No deliveries. Bring your own coop or crate. PINE TREF FARMS No. 1--On Pistakee 1 Bay, 4 «lles N. E. ot McHenry -- Phone m or 652-M-l. 5 ] • tt.nl. W~l. on lot. Tel. 611- 4-tf | FOR SALE--Bargain. Heavy steel angle Fence Posts, 6% feet long, set in concrete, 4x4, 26-in. deep. Prices -- 50c to 75c. T. M. Thompson, 5214 ; Ncrlh Christiana Ave., Chicago. *4-8 V HOl;SE FOR SALE--Modem 5-room, large sun p«rlor. AH year round home in Fair Oaks subdivision. Write Box s"N," care of The Plaindealer. *5 [room set; both g mattresses reasonable. 5 FARM MACHINERY FOR SALE-- Before you buy a combine see the •new Massey Harris Clipper. Also used ten foot McCor.-D. power grain binder. See Edmund Keefe, Spring vp.v;. "itjk*" ' * THEATM JN McH€NRY FRIDAY -- ONE DAY Gene Antry m <i> "the snvaino HILLS" . EMaMiad Lure - Una Merkal <2) "DOUBLE DATE" SATURDAY -- ONE DAY Saturday Matinee--2:45 CwUmm* Tommy Dorsey and OidHStia DCTX YVMCWVK '(I) "LAS VEGAS NIGHTS" Artkar Kennedy . Olyapt Bradaa (2) "THE KNOCKOUT" SUNDAY -- MONDAY Jane 22 • 24- Jeaa Arthur •» "THE DEVIL AND MISS JONES" Also -- News • Cartoon Sanday Matiimi--2:45 CmUnwi TUESDAY Admission -- Ik - 20c Wendy Barrie • Kent Taylor 1(1) "REPENT AT LEISURE" Jackie Cooper • Lefla Ernest (2) *%m WITH WEDNESDAY -- TglfttSPAY THE SE4 WOLF " mrnrnm FOR just sprmfrW*, Phone Round Ehredt. feed barrels. ry( Bakery, Green 5 Wisconsin cows milkers and close ya and Holsteins. Lftke £221. Fr&nk 5-2 WO* RENT ttG6oi grSfcious, Professor* surety you cannot have given such a tenor a letter of introduction to the Director of the Paris Opera? He's ignorant, strident, and I've always thought that you hated him!" "My friend, have you noticed the grand staircase of the Paris Opera House" "Yes, but what has that got to do with it?" "It is one hundred and fifty feet high. Its steps are solid blocks of polished and gleaming marble. Its 'swing' and sweep are araoug the wonders of architecture . . . I want to see him kicked down it." FOR RENT--S nice rooms for the summer season. Reasonable to reponsible party, l^ocated at Lily Moor sub., Sumac; and V*l|«y ave., edge of the wood. .Jacob s Moss . *8 WANTEJ) WANTED--Girl 'firt general housework Smjfll stttnnter cottage. Two in family, ^offai nighta. Transport*. tk>n furnished.' free. Writ® M. J.fJlarkj 400 Rek WvA, Ehnhurst " 5 * •• i? HELP WANTT^ID---A n expansion program presents opportunity for several men between a^s^land 85. Maiv ried men with , experience in farm wort, retail stores or small industry will be given pi&efence. Should have two years hjgh' school education. Physical examination ghren. $27 weekly salary^jMAv0Aimffiftibn. Accepted applicant week class room pay. See Mr. Tryi 0h*f Wauconda, evenings 4WVpfin. 5 1 hou adults, Phone 634- • a fti WANTE»M*fcff *foO*>cOok. O'Connor. Pistakse Bay, R-l, McHenry. Phone Pistakee 424- »5 WAN I'd)--(Sri for general housework; three m family; modern home in McHenry. Mrs. Peter M. Justen. P h o n e M c B f t a r y T S S ; ' --- 5 iftt The Beautiful I;I rovASf •Hi CRYSTAL JAKE, ILL. McHtsn (Vi< Lmwbi Theatre FRI. - SAT. -- JUNE » - 21 Teamy Dorsey and Band fa -LAS VEGAS NIGHTS" , with Constance Moere ALSO Wendy Barrie - Kent Taylor is -REPENT AT LEISURES SUN. - MON. -- JUNE 22 - 28 San. Coat fr«w 2:45 p. m. 2Sc ta C p , au; 3fe after. Children, 19c. Don Amedie and Alice Faye in -THAT NIGHT IN RIO" Filmed in gorgeous technicolor! All the gaiety and glamour of Romantic Rio! TUESDAY Mr * Special - l£c All Star Cast in "LAND OF LIBERTY" A picture for every true and loyal AMERICAN! WED* . TBURS -- JUKE 25-26 Ayres - Lionel Barry more in "THE PEOPLE vs. DR. KILDARE" with Laraine Day Also -- Latest MarrV ,, mswhbu m your vici*ity,> If, you wish to sell your farm, call or write me. All lands of real estate bought and sold. C. PERCY BARNES, Woodstock. HI., Phone 79 " 5 LOST--Matt ifiigle Hound, black and •white bod/ Ml1 tan ears, 18-in. tall. Heward. CaN McHeary 32. 5 stray BAX J9QK&.~ Found on Walter Walsh farm south of McHenry. UWKSf WW Se given horse upon receint tor ad, _ 5 DEAD OK ALIVX AHIMALI $100 to H5.00 Oaik Cows - Horsaa Day sad »**s. renad romtm. tmnmmiy Gmp Heirs'. bSj! 8mitt. yhw» 885 or 681-M-l. 24t GARBAGE COLLECTING--We have bought oufc'tne Russie garbage route in McHenry an^ supoundinp- territory. Our tracks wilfmake daily trips. Call Staines Bros., McHenry 638-M-2* 52-4 LAWN MOWERS--Machine shaxpea? ed. Repaired. Used mowers bought •wf" sold. Robert J^^Thurlwell, 110 JWn sfrfjet^ MSest^JtcHenry. Phjig m mf MILLER Theatre Air Conditioned Friday -- Saturday ' Juno 20 - 21 Bob Hope tte Goddard "GHOST BREAKEIW" J -- a n d -- The Cisco Kid ? L "RIDE | W VAQUERO'^ Sanday -- Monday Tnse 22 - 33 AHceFaye Amedie Hlranda "THAT WIGHT IN RIO" 8100 REWARD for the name of any man living or dead who has sold mora MoHenryflDounty real estate than has Dan Quiitn--that's all he does.,, He knows t$ soils and sub-soils -- the corner stakes of nearly every farm. The oldest reliable land office in north ern Illinois.vv% centipry old. It is a good time to sell. list your farm now with Ban Quintan, Woodstock, 111. He h^s... buyers-^he sella 'em. Large ones,' small onesi I sell farms. . *4-4 RUG A tfPITOLSfcBHNG CLEAN ING--I desire to notify the citizens of McHenry that I am again in a position to take case of their cleaning. I also specialize in cleaning of twist weave carpets, using the Drisorbene method. A. G. Mathews, 3836 Palmer St., Chicago. Phone Capital 1742. 5 Kinging Wodding Bella The custom of ringing wedding bells originated in England, where in the Middle ages, chureh bells pealed as the bride entered and agate SBTShe Ml**5 First Prospector Arizona's first pWspector was Antonio Espejo, who found rich silver ore in 1583 near what is now the city of Prescott. Mrs. Clarence Niesen is spending two weAB Wh-h^ wather at ~ w*. Nebntdta. Medicine Needled MacGregor and MacPherson decided to become teetotalers, but MacGregor thought it would be best if they had one bottle of whisky to put in the cupboard in case of illness. After three days MacPherson could bear it no longer and said: "MacGregor, ah'm not verra weel." "Too late, MacPherson, ah was verra tick m'sel' all day yesterday. Fate: Stnce tie dots not' care to 'hav* his nfcme'ltriOWrt, he may as w«ll be identified as Smith. Ten years ago, a Chicago doctor in the count of a physical checkup informed Smith that quite potsibly he wou>4 not'live more than five years. Smith Jaft the office stunned but, recovering, . decided that having such a short time left,-he'might as well get the most out of his remaining days. So he gave up his insurance business ai)d came to New YoHc to study piano. In the course of time, he became proficient enough to pity Ja an amateur orchestra which was all he wanted. He alto r6-£«t»blished himself in and is now in comfortable circumstances. As a matter of fact, he might have forgotten -the dire prediction entirely if he hadn't encountered a. Chicago friend recently. The friend informed him that the doctor had died within a few weeks of the time he had set for Smith's death. \ Last Word "Do you think it right to quarrel with one's wife over the telephone?" "That's the only time to do it. You can shut her off before she gets in (hi last word." *y: " Different Flave#-/-' r* - - "Did you enjoy your dinner, sir?'* asked the solicitous restaurant proprietor. "Yes, except the dessert That was terrible." "Did you have th« plum tart or lemon pie?" "I don't know. H tasted like 'glue!" "Ah! It was the plum tart. The lemon pie tastes like paste." One Way to tdl - Two small girls were playing together tme afternoon in the park. "I woader what time it is," said one of them at last. ^ "Well, It can't be four o'clock yet," replied the other with magnificent logic, "because my mother said I was to be home-at four and I am still here." Real Joy Lawyer (paternally, to client anxious for divorce) -- My dear young lady, occasional tiffs are bound to occur in your married life. But think qf the joy to be got out ofH. Client--Exactly. Get me out of it. Too, Tot Faaay A teacher called, for brief essays 00 "Tilt funniest-tWpt'J ever saw."" One boy got through several minutes before the others, and the teacher atked to see his effort. On hie paper was written, "The funniest thing I ever saw was too funny for . Girt-Away "But how did the police spot you in your woman's disguise?" "I parsed a milliner's shop without looking in the window^* ^ First Bug--Who is that? Second Bug--Mr. Dragon Ply. He's the best glider in these parts. Famous Last Words wet clothw **1"^ reddened a btt. «d the wringer? "Do we have to go through this again." 11 ""1 • • Likes the Bide Police who drove Joe Woll around Philadelphia almost all day looking for his home finally gave up. Then the youngster explained: "You passed my house twice, but I liked riding." Too Late Suitor (tighing)--Well, since yov don't want to marry me, perhapt you'll return my ring. Girl (acidly)--If you must know your Jeweterf|ft»; called^* It a* ready.' Ytwtk Prefers Neatatts A poll conducted among Chardon* Ohio, high school pupils to determine what girls admire most in boys •nd what boys admire most in girls showed that neatness is first cliotot with both sexes. Applet can be made into delicioMS and attractive meat garnishes, such as glased apple rings with pork or ham, mint-flavored apple Jelly with lamb, Of |y Encroachment: Male sanctuaries have become fewer and fewer. For some time, women heve had possession of barbershops. Recently, the University club, after years of stolid malt dimly, let down the bars and held a omner dance end the walls echoed with feminine laughter. Then the sedate Union club gave way with t reception and tea to which each mtmber was allowed Uptake two woman guests. Now the New York Athletic club has bowed to the feminfnt influence. Up to two years ago, women were not permitted to pass thf portals except on very special oecriiions Then the dining room was opened to them Saturday evenings. Finally that lCiUkitt&Q iwt 'removed: AntftHf thdt were not enough, what was ondt a broker's office has been turned into a cocktail room for woman. Fast Teast: Eugene O'Neill wat a fold protpector in Honduras . . . Jimmy Doney swung t pickaxe in a Shenandoah, Pa., coal mint before ht btgaa swinging the bluet . Harry Salter was an Oklahoma oilwell digger . . , Carol Bruce wat a lingerie talesgirl . . . Ethel Merman was a stenographer and still keept a notebook handy . . . Margie Hart, strip teaser, wat a milkmaid on a Mlttouri farm . . . Ruby Foo, who now owns a string of Chinese restaurants, was once a dishwasher in a Chicago hospital . . . Erskine Caldwell, who wrote that long-lived "Tobacco Bead," was a stage hand in a burlesque theater . . . Htnny Youngmap was a job printer in Brooklyn . . Donu Edmond. society beautician, was a tourist guide in Cairo, Egypt . . . Bep Hecht wat a htndy man with a ooJdweatera cfrcud . . t. Lucile Mannert was t private itecretary ... and I used to sell Columbus and Cincinnati papers on tte strtets of Kenton, Ohio. 0 • • •wttdk: Over in Jcrtty, there it t roadhoute! patronized largely by Germant. llie other evening, two of this department's tcouts M. A. and S. S., dropped in just to see what was goiAg on. It was a quiet night with family parties sitting around sedately eating and drinking. Just to tee what would happen, M. A. wtnt up to the orchettra leader and adnd him to play the "Hortt Wetttl" tong. The reply wat that that couldn't be done. So M. A. atked him if ht could play "La Marteillaite." Without delay, the orchestra swung' into the French national anthem and all the Germans present stood up and sang it lustily. • • • Macabre: He it a big tpeed,cop who patrols the Botton Pott road in the vicinity vi Jdarnntfoaeck. Many motorkti know him and tpeak to John Barferam, woods o{ the vici found a beautiftil tree whote geous blossoms, Hurt*! diameter, camelli^. into Ws own f amour garden ^in Philadelphia, naming it after his celebrated friend. All the known descendants of the tree, growing in cultivation, have come down from the "Specimens brought to Philadelphia. t . y^^Sy^alW^rtays and ttagw, Ohm Dtafet Reform i£a<jBg gaa^accJ, Smt recordt fa the last year throughout the country reveal njm men deserted ,111% wives, but only 34 women wwked put on their husbaijdt. Tb* number of tniasing wives P*1" cenV ^ witting liuMdfl'psr cent, the league said, and ii suspects that hi resStx Wore than ft women left home. ^ Pleasure Cooking ' Pressure answers the problem of families that wish to cut down on their butcher bills. A smaM pressure cooker it soon to be available which cooks at 15 pounds vapor pretsure. It makes it pottihle to cook, and make tender, cheaper cute of meat, ih a fraction of the usual cooking ten^' * _ , - Baate United Statet The name "United States of America" was suggested by the Continental Coogrest, which, on September 7, ITU, resolved: "That in all continenftal Cutnmissions Where the w<®dt 'ifoitfd, Cdldliiat' hay« W«ed,. the^atrilt be altered future to United Statet.' " fiaajftlhii One of the mytteriat shrouding Grandfather mountain, .near Linville, N. C., is the appearance of tiny lights that twinkle and dance at night. Though many people have seen the lights from distant points, nobody has ever been able to find their cause or source. First House by The 300-year*oki mansion as "His Lordship's Kindness" near Clinton, Md., is purported to be the first house built in America under tiie supervision of an architect, who was imparted from England ft plan its erection, according to the American Motoriat. Ihtnrtttt Hybrid Tea Rote Thornless Beauty is the world's first recorded hybrid tea rose of this kind. It is a beautiful shade of crimson, perfectly formed, fully double, about four inchta tcross and the roses bloom all summer. The plant patent has been applied for. him when they pass or when they / happen to be stopped by a light beside where ha has taken a stand. He's always smiling and affable except of course when there hat been tome infraction of flu law. Then, Uetpite the tahttationt of the paat, there it a ticket or an arrest. Even that he makes at painlett at possible. So hit hdbby may come somewhat as a shock to many of his acquaintances. Be never, misses an execution at Sing Sing. The night one or more condemned men have to sit in the electrio chair, he so arranges his tour of duty that he may proceed on up to Ossining and be a witness. ' • * • End Piece: Pretty, dainty; she is one of the season's most charming debs. Recently, a hostess'who had arranged a dinner in her htindr, asked her how «he enjoyed being t debutante. The |lrt replied that it was fine; that she liked the attention shown her and tho dances. There was just one drawback--at every dinner, she had to eat chicken, green peat and ice cream. The hostess as you may have guessed, a little later the deb tat down to a dinner of chicken, ^veen peas end ice cream, (B«U Syndicate--WNU t»rvl««.| This One-Dollar Bill No Great Temptation CLEM6ON, S. C --On a study table, accessible to 2,300 Clemson college cadets, is a perfectly good dollar bill. Cadet Theo Tsiropoulous put it there as an experiment a month ago. No one has touched it. A neatly printed note betide L.e money sayt: "Thou shall not steal." Ne License Meeded Wyoming, South Dakota and Louisiana do not license automobile drivers. ( Bouses la U. S. According to the last census titers are 29,904,660 hornet in tilt United States. jnn as Motatunes At Jugtown, N. C., potters Quick Change shop clerks and waitresses, used to handling the public, make the best bus conductor* in London, according to the London Passenger Transport board, which has been forced to replace men on country routet. * Iren Hammert Stveral old iron hammers weighing hundreds of pounds>-an(| run by water power for the production of cast iron mtye- than^a •eentury ago are in the pottession of persons in Cherokee county, North Carolina. In 1919, -during the WorM war, there were 17,078 millionaire! in thi United Statet. By 1928 thit figure had grown to 43,184. The figure in lfflferwa8 taidrtib W * - .! " -- Xt:'. ' I Average Spted Average speed of patttnger cart on the public highwayt of the United Statet it 41.8 milet an hour, according to the Automobile Club of Southern California. Iceberg Btltw Water The larger portion of an iceberg it below the water. The portion above the water it only about oneeighth to one-tenth of the whole Fay Bells Blse l&g' Darinjg the last model jtarrrun average of 428,000 automobile workers ware on the PiXJoU*- Weekly pay rollf rpsf ^$1*^,000w;> ? The cfa^*R|fder. of the Aowtf wh^pn it nyet hides in the hfett of the bleu awaiting its prey. Colo mes & ossom Expansion and RestrietftNl The Japanese enjoy expansion of their territory, but they tie down trees and enjoy dwarfing pines and maktte* -; -------------- :.,;»4in'4S JExtraetittg Jaiee .,.1^..: When fruit is in season, the juices may be extracted and canned for later use in jelly making. Records Purchased Annually In 1939 record sales amounted to 60,000,000 and sales of radio phonographs totaled 370,000. More in London There are more newsreel theaters in London than in the eatirt ^WM States. you Self Self is what you are think nobody is looking. tr.r- 1ft, F. ef L. Record : The American Federation ol Labor in 1939 had the largest number of dues-paid membership in its history. Meaey Orders Domestic money orders in the United States were first issued on November 1, 1864. - 1 I '"Ottsplo Oaihs Oceanic cables of the gregate about 380,000 miles. Ef- * LILY A tMtr OIK IWy V VK MMl at "The Cottage" Wednesday afternoon. Prices were wen by Mrs. Schiyoni, Mrs. Seyffertli and Mrs. Williams. Those present were Mrs. Vachet, Orra Belle Bettray, Lois Swanson and Mrs. Wilbert Swanson. Visitors at the Home of Mr, and Mrs. Bernie Peschke Sunday were Mr. and Mrs. John Puhala, Mrs. Rose Riley and sons, Jim and Gus, and daugter, Ruth, all of Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. Laurence Sansone and family of Chicago spent Sunday at Lily Lake. , Mr. and Mrs. Charles Riely at Chicago spent the weekend at their cottage. Mrs. Joe McDonald mad son, Billie, have returned to their heme at Lily Lake after spending a week in Chi' cago. v . Sunday visitors at the h^me of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Klabough were Mr. and Mrs, Richard Drfae611. Margaret Farrell. Nora McCalla, Oscar and Charles- Beck, Dorothy Field, all of Chicago. Visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dosch Sunday were Mr. and Mrs. Plat Letizia, Mr. and Mrs. S. R, DePuye and sons, Stover and William, and daughter, Dolores, of Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. A. Grewe and daughter, Marion, of Wheeling, 111, were callers Monday. Mrs. Paul Brickaon has returned to her home in Dearborn. Mich., after visiting at the home of her sister, Mr and Mrs. Fred Do«9i, of Lfty Lake for a week. Minica fiofeBfeQ C Mist fMc&e Khnsgern of Spri* Grove nwdi i unit an operation at As Woodttoek hospital Monday. Mrs. John N. Fxeoad of route one, McHenry, entered St Therese's hot. pital, Waukegan, the latter part of last week for surgery. Rose Marie Schmitt of McHenry and Don Wattles of West McHenry submitted to surgery at the Woodstock hospital last week. Mrs. William Phalin,,an old time resident of McHenry, it seriously ffl in a hospital in Kenedy Wis. Rufut B. H amilto%of Siwiag Gnfe entered Victory Memorial hospital la Waukegan Tuesday for medical treat* ment. '• 'w Mrs. Harry Fredricks, who has beeir a patient at St. Therese's hospital Waukegan, for the, past several weeks, returned to her home here last week where she is still confined to bed. Miss June Bolwahn of Richmond submitted to an operation Wednesday at the Woodstock hospital. Need Flaiaiwiar. RECEIVES DBtOMA FROM ST. THOtBSFS, WAUKBGAlf Miss Eleanor Althoff, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William H. Althoff of West McHenry, was graduated from St. Therese School of Nursing at Waukegan Sunday afternoon, June 15, at a service held in the chapel at the hospital. Seventeen girls, two of them belonging to a religious order, were presented with their diplomas. The girls entered the chapel at four o'clock Sunday afternoon, wearing caps and gowns and carrying roses. The twenty priests who followed them took their place in the sanctuary. It was rather fitting that Father Heapey give the address since he eame to Waukegan just three years, at the same time that these girls were entering the training school . The chaplain at the hospital, Father O'Brien, then read off the names of the graduates, and they were given their diplomas by Msgr. Chas. 8. Nix of McHenry, who also was celebrant at the Benediction. / The class went to DePaul university in Chicago last Wednesday to receive their diplomas from that school, with which St. Therese it affiliated T Order at Tli WE*.* •*'- "'t': ENAMEL csfc c•Uni m fnfaahf fines/ |TS 99 ««y to beautify furniture W woodwoffc with "fel" Quidc Dryiftf EnmmI It quickly Iranjfomw «H*bby furniture into piece* of ruJ beauty and uaefulncM. On new or oM interior weo^f and mei«l lurficei it prdduces a riek, k*trou«. w«tcr-rc»*l«ntfinitfi which not cr*ck, chip or peel. Dries in 4 hours. An almost unlimited choice of pleating color combinations can bit'db- ^ined with the 16 beautiful colors. EkHlWCf NICKELS Phon62 West McHenryi - ' TIRE SAL "7 ",'!LterftodTime Only •naranUed ALL -AMiRICAt * 21 or 4.50 - 21 --. v ^ n , . 1 . ^ . , -- $ £ £ * 1 0 4.75 -19 or 5.00-19 ^ ^ 5.15 5.25-18 or 5.50-18 • ;W-.r - • ' • 7. • • 0.10 5^ -17 ar ^BO-yT ^15 6.00-16 . ' • . ^ ^ - •' - 0 .66 HAXATBOK TQI 16 MM., Cash price with your old tire -- Written Life-time ^ guarantee -- Buy Mow and 8m»I Walter J. Freund 526 Main Street Phone 294 -- West McHenry .•-f USED? YES SO IS EVERY CA& ON THE BOAD ...! 1940 Chevrolet % ton 1936 Chevrolet Blaster Panel Town Sedan 1940 Chevrolet Master 85 1936 Chevrolet Standard Sedan Town Sedan 1988 Chevrolet Tovn 1985 Chevrolet Master Sedan * • . Sedan 1987 Chevrolet Master ^23 1985 Chevrolet Master Deluxe Town SedlH. i Coach 1987 Chevrolet Master ; ? 1985 Chevrolet Standard Town Sedan Coach 1937 LaFayette Coupe [ 1 " 1984 Chevrolet Master. 1937 LaFayette Tudor • • Coach 1937 Plymouth Sedan Many Others to Choose Many Makes ;;t; All Models Liberal Trad*»in ^Basy Terms SCHWERMAN CHEVROIET SHIES On Routes 31 and 120 -- Tel. McHenry 277 -- McHenry ' - vk&bi