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WWE WE ««•#•» JEgj PAJZLIfO. >0» - LaoKMomvaraJ iMKi^nr $gsn "xx All tmmmt MP THEME* «0 •wcn TDHiue Apart • • ' • • • • • v ; • ' • " • • • - • * ' ' • • , ' » • • • • • ; ! . ; • ' - . \ " TOP! HAVB IDIOM MOW ua <WflNEjh« * V/HE*6 M YEP. *7U"eE HOT, PAW.' I THINK VO) SHOULD BE ON THE eacto? r*?y<9u REALLY MEAN THAT*' of aajesE r do, OH THE 1?ADIO I COULD TUCN xxj off: FROM NOW ON, ANY SUE HEABS AEOUND WILL BE THE Cft sJl VARIETY/ tiome Permanents More home permanents are used during June, July and August than any other time of the year. With frequent trimming needed to keep short summer styles neat and attractive, women find they need permanents more often. The ease and economy of home waving make it the favorite method (or obtaining short-hair curls. Heraldry "A lion statant on a field gules" sounds strange to us today. This is the terminology-of heraldry, the science of coats of arms. Translated, it means "A lion standing on a shield etched in red." The Herald's college, established in England in the late 1400's. still exists, but heraldry is now known as "tile science of armorial > bearings." *. Just to Be Sure t mum nn NEWS FROM H i i m n i n w H » i (by Vanessa Sells) There will be two social events tbls weekend. The first, Saturday night, will be the first meeting dfc the Young Adults group of Christ the King church, and will be feeld in the American Legion Mane. There will be dancing, in- •hiding square dancing end other ftfe wThe chairmen of the Young Malts group would like to empha- Slae that this group is non-sectarand that the protestaut teen- *t*rs are invited to participate in Ibis and future social events planned for the younger element ; There will be a small donation at entrance fee. Senday the Rod and Gun club picnic will take place on the IfrMnids. next to the Legion gronnds. There will be food, refreshgames for the children, shooting for the men, exhiions of various kinds, and a tM ,d»T of fun. Irorjone is invited to mttend (fee Hod and Onn party. nu nUoi 'i GAIL ALIA PORTER *ttie first daughter and second dlild of the Roland Porters, Won- 4fN- Woods, is the fifth grandchild of Mr. and Mrs. Ben Davis. Peep Spring Woods. The little girl hfcs been named Gail Alma. She IhI* a brother, Roland Porter, Jr.. Hi welcome her. She was born iag. 9 in Woodstock hospital. M Auxiliary This Erenlnf Gradelle Proper and Marion Cannon attended the meeting of titt McHenry County Council of American Legion Auxiliary held in Hnntley last Friday. The next meeting of the Council will he held Sept. 1 In Crystal Lake Md will include installation of officers. The newly elected officers of tbe Wonder Lake unit of the Lefrton Auxiliary are Jay Hansen, president; Marion Ruzika, first vice president; Evelyn Gallup, second vice president; Jerre Donash, treasurer; Helen Widen, historian; Betty Kamp, chaplain; Gertrude Nielsen, sergeant-at-arms. The meeting of the auxiliary for August is Thursday night at 8 p.m. cokl supper on the Pilch lawn. In the afternoon there was sewing and cards, in the evening there was dancing to music provided by Mr, Pilch with his accordian. Mrs. A. Foote, Mrs. Pilch's sister from Woodstock, helped plau the dinner which included 100 mock-chicken legs and home-baked bread. Sunday the Pilches were in Arlington Heights to attend a picnic with his brother and family. Last week I laid down my pencil and notebook and got 1away from it all in a trip across Illinois and Missouri. Stopped at Nauvoo, 111., to visit the old Mormon settlement on the Mississippi river, and to visit other points o finterest in the century old town known for its blue cheese and grape wines. In the traditional tourist manner I went to the post office to mail them. The woman behind the cage noticed the "Ringwood" address and asked if that was my home. Told that it was, she asked if I knew her sister, Mrs. Harold Wohnade. Wonder Lake. She went on to say that she will be in Wonder Lake on a visit the latter part of the month. 8he said she had planned to be in Wonder Lake to help her mother celebrate her1 88th birthday on August 17, but the postmaster at Nalvoo is on vacation and will not return until the- 21st. Mr. and Mrs Charles McGary (the woman and her husband) are filling the postmaster's place in his absence. Her mother, Mrs. Ella Kline, makes her home with Mrs. Wohnrade in Wonder Lake. So--I took out my pencil and notebook aad jotted down a Wonder Lake item--in old Aauvoo. Filler Serves as Base A paste wood filler is a compound supplied in the form of a rather stiff paste for filling the grain of hard woods, so as to provide a level, non-absorbent surface for varnishing. Hie compounds consist usually of finely powdered transparent or translucent mineral substances, ground in a special type of varnish. They are applied by brushing and, after setting and before hardening, the surplus is wiped from the surface of the wood. Protection for Tools' The finish on tool handles supplies attractive color and also protects the hahdle from rough handling by greasy, gritty, moist p?lms. As for the tool box, the finish has to adhere well and dry quickly to a smooth hard coating that will not be affected by lubricating oil and grease. It should also keep the box new-looking for a long time, * Chinese "Dresa Money* If you wanted to buy a new dress in the China of about 300 B.C., you were out of luck if you fished in your purse and could not find a coin shaped like the human body. That was the Chinese "dress money," and other early Chinese coins were shaped like the article they would purchase. "M flabs Plan Achievement Day The Achievement D»y of .the two 4-H clubs in Wonder Lake will lie held on Wednesday, Aug. 23, it 2:30 p.m. on the lawn of the •ells' residence. > There wll be a fashion parade, Showing the girls' handiwork, various talks on their projects, and a skit. , The public is Invited to be preaent and see the work done and •to become more conversant with the 4-H movement. There is no admittance fee. Wlefces Ketnrn To ftenftd Of Entertaining M*. and Mr*. Charles Pilch, Indian Ridge, didn't even rest froih their 4,423-mile vacation trip before they started their regular rounds of entertaining. ^ Wednesday there were 18 women *anm 'Chicago, all members of ^Washington Camp, Royal Neigh- *.*£*** to partake of hot lunch and Gospel Church Hews Last Sunday, Aug. 13, we were happy to welcome a group of young people from the Kildare Baptist church in Chicago. They were Mr. and Mrs. Frank Luzzi, John and Lillian Danielson. Their testimonies and messages in song proved a real blessing to us all. During the day they were guests in the Loshbaugh home, but found time to attend and take part in both morning and evening services. Our Sunday School picnic on Saturday, August 12. at Fox Rive' Park, was a most pleasant event The children really had a grea time, with all kinda of games an^ plenty of ice cream, milk and pop served free. A group of friends from the Gospel Oritir took possession of the spacious country home of tlu Loshbaughs on Tuesday night Aug. 8. It was a surprise and fare well party for Rev. and Mrs. Linr F. Loshbaugh, Jr., who two day? later left for Portland, Ore., where Linn will pursue studies in thf Western Theological Seminary The evening was spent in plea sant christian fellowship, with ai informal program and delicious refreshments, served by the ladies This Saturday evening. Aug. 19, the McHenry Youth for Christ wil be held at Veteran Acres at Cry stal Lake. The guest speaker i Evangelist Charles Anderson, re Cently returned from Germany. We are forming our Annual Christmas club. All applications must be in by Sept. 1. Althoff? Hardware. Unknown Diabetics Insulin has been prominently mentioned in the headlines recently because of the current drive to uncover one million yet unknown diabetics. In this connection, a new invention of mass detection of diabetes by means of a three-minute test for higher-than-normal blood sugar, has been announced. It Worked A burglar was one night enffc&W in stowing a good haul dt plunder in his bag when he was startled by a touch on the shoulder, and, turning his head, he beheld a venerabld, mild-eyed clergyman gazing sadly at him. . . r "Oh, my brother," "frbaned the reverend gentleman, "woutdst thou rob me? Turn, I beseech thee-7> turn from thy evil ways. Return these stolen goods and depart in peace, for I am merciful and forgive. Begone!" And the burglar, only too thankful at not being given into custody of the police, obeyed and slunk swiftly off. Then the good old man carefully and quietly packed the plunder into another bag and walked softly (so' as not to disturb the slumber of*"the inmates) out of the house and away into the silent night. " • Cows and Paint The Aniericah Veterinary Medics! association warns that "cows like the taste of fresh paint," and suggests that farmers use nonleadcontaining paints on interiors of cow barns and stables. Cows may lick the painted surfaces, and lead poisoning will result if the paint contains lead. DON'T WASTE ANYTHING B"' "*? Atw? qr Use a Bleach Hydrogen sulfide fumes from sewage, industrial plants and other sources tend to darken som^ paints to a metallic gray resembling graphite. By sponging the surface with hydrogen peroxide or other bleaches--or a dilute solution of muriatic acid--the discoloration may be made to disappear quicker. Golfers Beware . A New York newspaper, sponsor of an annual hole-in-one golf tournament, figures the chances of scoring an ace are 11,720 to one. Odds are based on the experience of 16 years, with better-than-average golfers participating. College Degrees In 1949 the nation's colleges and universities presented approximately 430,000 degrees, according to the United States office of education. The report was based on returns received from approximately . 1,000 degree-granting institutions. Suntan is appealing, but sunturn is peeling--plus a lot'of discomfort. The National Safety Counil warns that too much sun actually can be dangerous, so take he sun in easy doses. Alkyd Resins Important ftigredients of today's flat wall paints of high quality are the new alkyd resins. Paints, made with such resins are reported to be easier brushing and to save up to 25 per cent on brushing time. Better washability, non-penetration and good color retention are other. reported properties. Hearing Impairments The susceptible years for hearing impairments are from two and onehalf to 10 years of age. Ear, nose and throat conditions in early childhood, tend to become chronic and incurable if neglected and lead to permanent hearing impairment. . - t j c o a s t G u a r d The United States coast guard academy, New London, Conn., was founded in 1876. The administration building is named Hamilton hall in honor of Alexander Hamilton, first secretary of the treasury, who founded the coast guard. Said the mountain guide: "Don't go too near the edge of that precipice; it's dangerous. But if, you do fall, remember to look, tputhe left, you'll get a wonderful view!" . Did Him Up* Fine "Is this a healthy place?" asked a stranger of a native of a certain region of the West. "It sure is," replied the native. "When I came here I couldn't utter a word. 1 had scarcely a hair on my head. I hadn't the strength to walk across the room, and I had to be lifted from my bed." "That is wonderful," exclaimed the stranger. "How long have you been here?" "I was born here." ? Low Inventory ~ An advertising salesman boarded the train and took a roomette. He carried with him only a Small grip, and the porter inquired of his other luggage. "I have none," said the man. "Why. I understood you wfci-e a salesman," said the porter. "That's right, 1 am. But 1 don't need a lot of luggage, I sell brains." The porter scratched his head and finally said, "Well, you are the first traveling salesman that rode this train without samples." Need rubber stamps? OrdQr a I The Plaindealer. N O T I C E DON'T MBS THE GIGANTIC SALE AT ALTHOFF'S STARTING TUESDAY. AUGUST 22. 4 ' t ' 8 ' » |' 8 i .j. •{. Complete line of Beebe hveotocl remedies at Wattles Drug Stor. McHenrv. / 50th FALL TERM BEGINS SEPT. 5 DAY AND EVENING CLASSES 8te®o^ropklcj Secretarial and Accounting Courses Ceaptonetry, Office Machines, Etc. Call, phone or write for bulleitn. ELLIS BUSINESS COLLEGE Established 1900 ALYAH TALLOW, Director «*•* »flm illinels I BH) -- Residence Elgin 6-8033 aM *. im. ^ FOUNTAIN SERVICE Sealiesi Ic® Cream -- Schrafl's Candies Greeting Cards - Films - Developing and Printlog T> .WONDER LAKE DRUGS I V ' P. J. BACK, E. Ph.O. " ' Migwood Drive and Summerville Ave. I Flume Wonder Lake 591 Wonder Lake, 111. i I"H1 lift I' M H ,|, |,Hi "Dentists In I). 8. The American Dental association reports an average of orie dentist for'each 1,727 residents in the United States in mid-194B. The total number of dentists, 86.904, is a gain of approximately 5,600 dentists over the total two years ago. Two expert pickpockets were strolling along the road together. Every now and then one of them would stop, take out his watch and look at it. His companion began to get annoyed. "I say, Jim," he said, '"what's up with you? Why d'yer keep locking at your ticker? Ain't it going, or something?" "I'm not looking at it to see the time," said the other; "I'm looking at it to make sure that It's Mill there." NO FOOLING! Dealer: "This vase la over 2000 years old, sir." American Millionaire: "Oh, yeah. Don't try to pull that stuff over jpn me. It's only 1990 now." Dad Bad A Good Line A little boy who- was late for Sunday school had to stand up before the class and explain the reason for his tardiness. "I .tried to go fishing," h« said, "bdt Daddy wouldn't let me." "You're lucky to have a father like that," the teacher remarked. "And I suppose he told you why you shouldn't go fishing today?" "Yes, ma'am," tne little boy nnswered. "He said there wasn't enough bait for both of us." t Naval EngfcgemoBil^ Chain Stores Chain stores in the United States SpCn? more than $458,000,000 in 1949 for store construction and modern ization. Of this total amount chain drugstores of the country sp«nt 929,500,000. Trolley Coach TTie electric auto has passed from the American scene. But its quiet, power/ul big brother--the 48 passenger trolley coach--is providing public, transit in more than 40 American cities. Marine Emblem The marine corps emblem, show«- ing the western hemisphere on the shank of the anchor and surmount ed by an eagle, has been kept virtually the same as when adopted hi 18f»V - "•••n: • - Mafehed Potatoes To keep' mashed potatoes white and flulfy looking, prepare them in enameled utensils. Enamelvvf»r( iff of glass-on-steel construction and does not discolor foods. Foods retain their natural flavor. , Oklahoma City and Lansing, Mich., tied for the National Safety Council's safest city title for 1949. Concerned about her husband in the navy, a young wife sent a note to her pastor. It reached him as be ascended the pulpit and read: "John Anderson having gone to sea, his wife 'desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Looking over it hastily, the minister read aloud, "John Anderson having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." . Cane for Mirth "I don't want to complain, cook," said her mistress, "but that friend who comes to see you stays much too late. I couldn't get to sleep last night because of her laughter." "I'm sorry, ma'am," replied the cook. "I was telling her about that time you tried to make a cake." No Trouble After rescuing a fellow townsman from his burning home, a grocer declared modestly: "Anyone would have done the same thing. He was a very good customer." Carman Fair "Hi-ho, come to the fair" bad-a very special lure for lawbreakers in the early days. While the rules at the fair were very strict, it was tradition that no one coiild be arrested for a crime he had committed elsewhere. The Irish carried this idea of immunity one step further. During the great Carman fair held every third August, all personal possessions held for debt had to be returned to the owners, and feuds between the clans of Ireland and Scotland temporarily were forgotten. Subscribe for The Plaindealer HELP WANTED _ MEN and WOMEN L . For Assembly or Machine Work APPIV in person. p. .•m . Allen Business Machines, Tnc. Typewriter Division y; " Woodstock, Illinois '*• ' •• :W ."-M• J Vi.: ;i.O V ' wwr ll' W flw stand hard knbdks, but they should be eye-cbtchinrfbr befttfUfol, toe. The finishes have to be durable-- so that they resist chipping and cracking--and have to give long lasting protection against weathering. To meet the demands of modern youth, color-wise, they are pro* tfuced in blue, green, red and yel low, combined with chrome and contrasting colors for decoration. IPM E«7W flLFNT TYPS, ME* C&tTAlNvy NOT fott janet! CHARACTER WLMM6 IN HIS HONfe HURTS ftATHER MORE THAN Itj POfi» MIS SON VTHIS IS FATHER BUILDIN& \' CHMMCTERlOM THB WCHWW Uncle Sam Says Own Progress" should ambition of every one of jny aM nephews new that 'Measure iutd be the nieces we are In the mid-Twentieth Centnry year. Yon have seen this ceamtry* grow Into the greatest power on earth. That progress can be measured, bnt how abont yourselves? Bow much have yen saved toward that bright and secure financial future to which everyone aaplres? If not new an Investor In U. 8. Savings Bends there Is no better time to start than TODAY. 8TART SAVING IN 1059 FOR 1960. Enroll for the automatic way of piling np Savings Bonds where yen work, or if self-employed, the Bend-A-Month Phut where yon bank, U. S. Tr««iury Dtptttment MFT REFUNDS - ® The largest refund ever received in ;McHenry county during any one month from MFT funds was sent for the month of June, the amount totaling $16,972.34. This meaas that more money is being spent for gasoline than at any previous titne since the MPT was set in operation. Refunds to the county are used for maintenance and construction of roadff til; county. • • •% t• - Oven canning is dangerous, the National Safety Council says. Never use? tjiis method. : z_c WHOLESALE FROZEN FOODS Chip Steak Products T«rry Frozen Food Products ' Chateau Brand Liyer / Plain Dumplings Chocobana (Frosen Chocolate Bananas) . CALL H. H. VAUPELl McHENRY 519-R-2 " (Wholesale Only) . NOTICE Frank's Barber Shop in Johnsburg will be closed Mondays, in the future, rather than on Thusi^yrs. " FRANK ADLER JOHNSBUHG >32» (Toaster only, $21.50) party k *m"~even A* hostess! She enjoys 3* guests serve themselves. No to the kitchen fcr snacks. Four hand-made crystal party plates hold generous sorvihgs and a beverage, too! Three matching relish the flmplest foods so exciting. The famous Toastmaster Toaster pops/ Mp warm, fresh, cnmchy toast to every guest's delight. Yes, and fhk on,itny that'*atr •lop the finest cofffee table. Trtdy, the hit of all home < Carey Electric Shop ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS Phone McHenry 251 McHenry, HI. 5« tii t •