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_ BIG BUSINESS TO | DRAW GIRLS FROM «+ U. OF ILLINOIS E. 4 fiommfl-_hflh'& E 'im-u-.ndm'; Fa e 4s 'm': Jaw. _ Urbana, IIl., Dec. 4.--A good number of women at the University of Illinois evidently do not believe the old say-- ing that "Woman's Place is in the Home," and the 20 preparing to be lawyers should be able to defend their case. + 4 Neither do they believe the only haven for them outside the home is the school. Big business is the goal of the largest number'of them, with the newspaper office running a close secand. Journalism Draws 85 an Twenty Women Students EIGHT WOULD BE FARMERS One hundred and seven are taking 1 general business course, 85 journal-- ism, 22 are studying pharmacy, 21 c:eedlcfne. 8 dental coyrse, 11 wish to expert accountants, foreign com-- nerce attracted four, six chose flori-- pulture and eight plan to be farmer-- »ttes and chose a general agricultural rourse. Only one woman has chosen to study banking. Two women are study-- Ing to become architects, one is in-- lerested in ceramic engineering and fourteen are preparing to be land-- scape gardeners. A Waukegan youth one time swore he'd "get" the fellow who won his girl away from'" him. The other fel-- low fnally married -- her. Several ;'ean later she eloped with a sailor, he first youth recently met the fel-- low who beat his time and thanked him for having done him a great favor. DeWitt Hunter has been ordered to rat less pie, so now he 'takes his spectacles off when he orders ple so it will look smaller. There are two classes of people-- those who buy beavy overcoats at the ppening of the winter season and those who wear their light ones until the heavies are marked down. Even modern novels have a little bit of action bétween stretches or character analysis, Another beer king is killed in Chi-- cago. The suspiciona grows that Chi-- cago has as many beor kings as there are membors of congress. Any pedestrian knows the cexact pumber of boneheads who are driving automobiles. -- Chicago might send its gangsters Quiney for trial and let tho juries rere take care of them. Do your Christmas shopping in your home town if you want to get through promptly but not get "Jone." Publicity of income tax payments, truth be told, can not be nearly as horrible in many cases as publicity »f community chest «contributions. Let us all be thankful we are not mail carriers watching Christmas geiting so near. . They Sometimes Get Co.J. The way of the transgressor is hard, but we never heard one complaining of tender feet --:Poston Tainscript. qusaw maT | T PA Little drops of "boot--leg" > Mixed with drops of water, Makes the average citizen do Things he shouldn't orter. are Studying Law. _ > | to hag io hug the road, # --'".__J C (exd o d neoagre "Where a heary car or truck roll ! ferward on a straight line in or $ "'""'.&'e.f':E.S' lf."..'!*.'."'...:."'-mmu" t:l Detrolthugoodm;--l:;f_:'eifyfim.n-onmm_w n:udulephoau.vbentnlchundmhtwhenflndy-h' behgwfl:e?dby--kh'm&h 'db;"l"cflfll'm are narrower an preas between the sidewalks and the street. + The motor car is simply a means of udunnoden'az muyust be rebuilt and replanned to meet the order. The city 't progressive. mervican cities are very progressive. Proof mu.&nbamuaumauuvfltwwrm y. LLLLC PCV P F7 PE CECESCCA TraArriC taLks @. w REBUILDING THE CITY At ity and state and observe it. NT .. BE REASONABLE SHIP LOADED WITH -- AUTOS IS SUNK Cleveland, Ohio, Dec. 3--The freight-- er Lakewood, bound for Indiana Har-- graph company--here who dispatched: Rid to the trew 'after picking up' an B.0.8. . l The freighter left the Sturgeon canal early this morning ntteriu! fro ma bad leak. Ten miles out the pumpsrefused to work properly and she filled. , The Ann Arbor Railroad> Ferry Number Six stood by and took off the Lakewood's crew. i bor, .with a cargo of Automobiles, sank ten miles off Sturgeon Bay at noon today, it was announced by of-- ficlals of the Inter--City Radio Tele-- Practical and Decorative Erasing Rubber. ' There was a Philadeiphia man, Hy-- man L. Lipman, who noticed that when writing with a lead penell it was Inconvenient to reach for a plece of erasing rubber to rub something out. It is the habit of -- a piece of erasing rubber --to disappear mysteriously; everybody had noticed it. But if the butt end Oof the pencil contained & 'lmall eraser, it cannot get away. This was the idea that struck Mr. Lipman, who patented It. It brought him a for-- | gtune. it is decorative. The white upstand--| ing collar and the white cuffs add to} the femininity. LACK bengaline, soft but heavy. B makes this Directoire coat dress with its double cape and cir-- cular sides. It shows something new in coat dresses but is as practical as i °_ Te Remove Putty. _ To remove putty . from : window frames pass & very hot poker or plece ef Iron over the putty, It will drop off, When everyone in the car does it i# looks like a traveling men's con-- Know the in it flhudlmbficr:ud Let the driver use his hands for Really Fine Tribute: * |\ _"_ to Love and Memory '" In --a speeéch delivered in the house of representatives, dealing with for-- est devastation in America, Martin L Davey, reppesentative from Ohile, eited a beautiful tribute to a tree. Mr. Davey said that on the occazion of his addressing the Rotary cldob of Elyria, Ohig, the president of the club it troduced him with this story : --"I"have the most valuable tree in the world out at my hLouse. Some Af-- teen years ago I bad a little boy who was then three years old in the early fall he would go out to gather up the buckeyes. "The little fellow would gather the buckeyes, sometimes by pocketfuis and sometimes by basketfuls, and wou!ld ::;Mhntfi;v&"nu . he took sick, The next day he was better, so he went out as usual buckeyk.and played with it. 'Thenest day 'he died." 'm.mmhm: "I took that large, fine buckeye and uuiqlltwtflnonlllh"vflu.' I took it out every little while and uuuuumwdu-.' And then, when the springtimg eame, 1 mtmuamumml his sand plie. Later the sand war taken away, and the buckeye sprouted and came up, a healthy little plant. Then I built a fence around it to pro tect It, find I called the boys of the reighborhood together and told them the story. I asked them to help me protect this tree. I told them they might break enything «se I had--the* windows in my house, my automobile today fifteen years old, a healthy young specimen, the most wonderful tree in the world to me." | There is in this living tree not alone a monument to a little boy who died, but also a monument to a father's love Collection of Gourds | The late Prince Kilanianaole, whe was for many years a delegate to con gress from Hawali, was a systematit collector of the historical relics of the early. dynasties of his pbople and ai the time of his death the collection wat quite large and complet@~so that & large part Odf his house on the Waikikt beach was devoted --to --housing the col lection. -- There are many warlike im break this tree. They have respected that request and the tree stands there Life. plements contrived and used by the eafly jnhabitants of the Hawaliap Islands and a great number of the ceremonial calabashes, some dating back mdny hundréeds of years. Somet of these growths which have been re garded as sacred were found to con tain valuable xcmenu.,upeu and pictures, the fiitive methods of pre gerving such articles.. There are alst many very handsome and rare feathes capes, formerly made use of by royaity and upon @eremonial octasgions. 1 Fooling Him ~* : *"Tuther morning I woke up from §# doze on the porch and seed a lady sor ter fooling around out by the ash hop per," related Gap Johnson of Rumput Ridge. "Her back was to'a'ds me, and she had bobbed hbair and looked pretty blame good to me. So I slipped ovel and grabbed and kissed her, And, lo behold you, it was my wife! You could a--slapped me flat with a fgather. / "'What's the idy of you getting drunk at this time o' day and cutting up such capers as 7tlut?f says she "'It was that there bobbed hair oi your'n that fooled me,' says I. " Huh!' says she. 'It's been bobbet for mighty nigh a month now, and yot never noticed it before. You're d--unk.! "And nuth'n would do her but I bad to.give her a couple of doliars to spené for a new hat or some such foolish ness. I imust have been drunk."----Ks2 sas City Star. . _ Royal Art in Sweden Tle royal house of Sweden is win ning through its younger members § substantial reputation for distinctios in the arts. Prince Wilheim of--Sweden, in partie: ular, has proved himself a good poet, a clever playwright, an enterprising er plorer and a writer of excéllent prosa His translation of "Hassan," published in Stockholm, is satd to be a fine piect of work, according to Landon Tit--Bits. The --artistic strain runs strongly in the family. Prince Engen studied art in Paris, and paints delightfully. Hi# father, King Oscar II, was a poet of merit. _ Another of the Bernadotte line, King Oscar's brother, Charles XV, was both poet and painter. Another Ex--Blachksmith It had been..terrifcally hot about the camp, and: the battery cook was : suddenly struck with a bright idea for the welfare of humanity,. He filled a G. I. can with ico water and was dumping in tea leaves when the mess sergeant strolled up. "Wotcber makin' therot" demanded the latter. '"Iced tea." "You can't make Iced tea that way, Insipid. You gotts boil it." "Boll It?" The cook became scorn-- ful. "Boil It? Why, you poor oil can, if 1 bolled it, it would melt the Alone and Unprotected Hubby (rushing in at the sound of acreams)~--Whaterer is the matter, darling? * Wite--There's a horrid caterpilar In the lettuce. O, Herbert, gapposing I/had been in this house alone!---- Btray Stories. Among the other most beautifal words in the language are these: No appeal for funds will be made in con-- nection with the lecture. --Oblo State Journal. . > :. 5 tm + td Beautiful But Unusual Words. American Forests and Forest Santa Claus Is Here Every Day After School and Saturdays A e imeraromeaiay aarieen ie rademrnn rar malare 1. Hundreds of New Play-- _z M T things Are Ready T ' F.J «9 @ oyland is: . ; *R * § 248. * oo 7 s j s TORE WHERE QOUALITY PREVAILS. "S$SHOP EARLY®" THURSDAY, DECOEMBER 4, 1924 *The Best Stove --» On the Novth Shove IJp en meo sisitns MJ T