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Sweetness ponders a bad EARL WALSH ...but... an eight-iron chop to the green ...leaves... a good chance for a bird ...which... turned out a bit sour. So I Hear Sitting at the breakfast table Tuesday morning, with the temperature in the 80's and headin' for 90, I flipped on the radio and out came the song "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas." Couldn't believe it. Thought sure the heat had gotten to me. Whoever wrote that stage play "Damyankees" must have had that Yankee baseball team in mind. Those pin-striped devils beat our White Sox three straight and made us wonder if they aren't the best team in the game today. Don't ever get the idea that I am a Yankee lover, but must admit it was a case of separating the men from the boys when those veteran stirs-showed our young Sox how the game should be played. Most teams would like to take the Yankee bench as a , nucleus of a team. Just look at the ex-White Sox on that team: Jim Spencer, Oscar Gamble, Bucky Dent, Eric Soderhomn and Goose Gossage. Maybe some day a multi­ millionaire will buy the Sox franchise and be able to match dollars with those wealthy owners. Small cars have come a long way.7 During the first ride I had in one of them some years ago, the little bug sounded like a coffee grinder and rode like a lumber wagon. Eddie Bimbo has given up on the Cubs. In fact, he thinks both Chicago teams should be sold for a bag of peanuts. We White Sox fans have learned to sing that old refrain "Wait until next year". I vowed not to print any more of those songs, but here is another version of "A Good Man" for Leo Heimer to look over. A Good Man's Hard To Find They say a good man is hard to find. You always get the other kind. Just when you think you've found a pal, You turn around and find him "flirten" with another gal. Then you rave, and then you crave to see this guy down in his grave. So if your man's real nice, take my advice. Love him every morning, kiss him every night, Give him all the love he needs, treat him right, Because a good man now-a- days is hard to find. Dear Earl, "I don't only know it, I can sing it, too. "Luck, "Juanita (Wilkes)" When I get around to staging a recital, Juanita, you will be on the list. Going through a stack of papers, I found a shortie on the Playmate song written by Carol Humann. Sorry about that, Carol. Do you sing? You must have noticed. If a man has only one button on his shirt unbuttoned, he is an old timer. Never hear any big fish stories anymore. Mostly bottle bass. Ain't nature grand! All this talk about energy saving and along comes a hot, dry spell. No lawn mowing. If that isn't Energy saving, you tell me one. Before going to press, let us pause to reflect further on nature. The winds came during the night to trim our trees. No energy wasted in trimming. Picking up the branches is another story. Time marches on and I agree with Jo Ann Hut­ chinson that summer seems to go down hill right after the Fourth of July. Divot Dolls At MCC Youth All-Stars ANNUAL HULLABALLOO DAY Missing Vfednesday morning's storm by some 20 hours the ladies and their guests frolicked and gam­ boled all over the golf course and club house in the annual Hullaballoo Day event at McHenry Country club. Over one hundred women turned out to celebrate "Women's Lib", the theme for this year's play day, guided by the Letty Busscher-Lynn Schmidt committee. Although it was ex­ cruciatingly hot and long in playing, most of the women made it through 18 holes, comforted somewhat with ice-packed towels. Those sturdy enough to take a little more of the heat par­ ticipated in crazy putting while the rest made a hasty retreat for the coolness of the club house and the card tables. Following a sumptuous dinner and awarding of prizes to many of the en­ trants, the women were regaled by a comic version of the Sugar Shack,' presented by some of tty more virile young Adonis of the club. For those nof\ prostrated by the near-100 degree heat it was a dif­ ferent kind of fun day and the committee members are to be commended for their ingenuity and endeavor. Next week it will\Be back to routine golf with- a Best Ball Aggregate for the 18- holers and Carefree golf for the Nifty Niners. Til then, Happy Golfing! Liz From June 22-E8, the McHenry high school cheerleaders participated in a Dynamic Cheer leading association camp at Illinois Wesleyan university. The varsity cheerleaders accumulated two blue ribbons for outstanding spirit, three blue ribbons for cheering skills and one blue ribbon for jumps and stunts. The girls also took second place as the moat spirited squad. Pictured are (bottom row) Laura Lam bourn, Cindy Gunderson, Stacy Fox, Colette Wipper and Karen Strohman. (Middle), Lorl Knaack, Rhonda Sweetwood, Julie Hodges, Kathy Costigan and Jane Sorting. 8 hart Blankenhorn, Kerry Miller and Dawn Paris! are on the top. PIGTAIL STANDINGS Junior Division w I Toddler Shop 11 2 McH. Police Assoc. 6 6 McH. Savings 5 7 Wally's Bike 5 7 Adam's Bros. R. 4 6 Europe Mtrs. 4 7 Senior Division w I Adam's Bros. S. 10 2 McH. Favor. S.S. 9 3 Don's Dairy F. 7 4 McH. Rec. 5 7 State Farm 2 9 Buss Ford 2 10 Ponytail Division w I C.R.V. Elect. 8 1 Otto's Girls 6 3 Wally's Bike < 5 4 McH. State B. 2 7 Fashion Shoppe 1 8 The McHenry Junior Youth league recently completed their season and are now in the intra- divisional play-offs. At the conclusion of the season the Major division had a 12 and 13-year-old All-Star game. Representatives from the various teams from the Major division 12 year old All-Stars had the following representatives: from the Falcons were Tony Sorting, Jim Thennes and Mike Widhalm; from the Orioles Mike McGee and John Wiley; from the Condors were Erik Gaza, Frank Flinkal and Phil Pace; from the Eagles were Butch Swanson, John Jepson, Charles Backon and Jeff Szamlewski; from the Owls were Doug Suchomski, Art Kreutzer and Mark Davidson; from the Car­ dinals were Tom Snow, Richard Poyner and Mike Allikson; from the Bluebirds were Perry Scott, Bob Smith and Bob Nolan; from the Hawks were Mike Jones, Robert Pait and Greg Garde. The 12-year-old team - comprised of the Cardinal, Falcon, Bluebird and Condor All-Stars defeated the team comprised of the Eagles, Hawks, Owls and Orioles by a score of 17 to 12. The gqme was then followed by the 13 year old All-Stars game which was comprised of the Cardinals, Owls, Condors and Eagles. These teams defeated the team com­ prised of the Bluebirds, Hawks, Falcons and Orioles by a score of 9 to 1. the 13 year old All-Star were as follows: representing the Cardinals' were Greg Gilmore, Brian Diedrich, Roger Barret and Steve Major; from the Owls were Dave Toussaint, Mike Chrisman, Mike Cox and Mike Woo; from the Condors were Ken Lang, Steve Cunningham and Jeff Pankewitz; from the Eagles were Steve Hutt and James Colberg; from the Bluebirds were Vic Romandine, Tim Torkelson, and Craig Hill; from the Hawks were Ken Klapperich, Brad Snyder and Bill Mishkovich; and from the Falcons were Scott Seinbach, Shaun Krumweide and Steve Kloepfer. Peakes at their peak Ronald Peake and his son Ronnie Peake from John- sburg recently swept first place honors in the BPA Family Bowling Tour­ nament in Rockford. For their fefforts in the state finals, the two won a trip to Washington DC. ALEXANDER LUMBER CO. 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Although pin high, the boll was slightly off line and ended on the bock right side of the 16th tee. After pondering his chip shot, he returned the wedge to his bog and retrieved ot| 8-iron. Sweetness mode o chop ot the bad lie. and pulled off a niftier shot than his drive os his boll come to rest five feet from the cup. The breaking putt for a birdie come up sour though as It stopped inches from the • hole. A tap-in was good for par. * • The Red Cloud golf tournament ot Chopel Hill drew 166 entrants. Among the Pro football and bosketball players, Paytons 16 hole total of 66 was beaten by a few of his teammotes. Chicago Bears Robin Earl had a 79, Chicogo Dull announcer Johnny Kerr - 81, ex-Dear Ronnie Dull • 62, the Dears Jerry Meyers - 65, ex bear Jim Grabowski • 66 and Doug Plonk - 94. Robin Earl was low net with a 67. STAFF PHOTOS/ WAYNE GAYLORD \