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ARL WALSH" So I Hear Thinking of something to write about, thought comes to me to list FAMOUS WORDS Go to your room. Wait until your father gets home. Eat your spinach or you won't get any dessert. Let me see your driver's license. Bit, officer, I'm rushing my wife to the hospital. I left the tickets for the game on the piano. How dumb can you get? Did you mail that letter? I had the right of way. I meant to bring an um­ brella. I didn't know it was loaded. They say. (Who is they?). It is for a worthy cause. He's funny. Funny as a crutch. Have a good day. Your face looks familiar. Just one for the road. It must have shrunk at the cleaners. It fit perfectly last year. Don't fuss for us. Where aid the summer go? I don't want to talk about her -- But. did you hear? Wash your hands before coming to the table. That dumb manager. Why didii'i he sacrifice the man to second? If that play was sent in from the bench, it should have stayed there. Maybe the ump needs The wind held it up or four runs would have scored. Tell it to the judge. I thought the gas tank was half full when we left home. X There ought to be a law. You ought to be in the movies. A face that only a mother could love. I'm hungry. What's the news? We're late. Did you forget to set the alarm? Wow! Did your electric bill go up, too? If eggs are higher, don't hlame the hens. Did you get that tan working in the garden? We asked for rain, but this is too much. Did you turn off the bur­ ners on the stove when we left home? You haven't changed a bit since I saw you 20 years ago. Would you like to see movies of our trip? Is it hot enough for you? You will hear from my lawyer. You were really cute when you were young. That isn't the tire I thought would blow. You can't fire me -- I quit. We don't know how we can get along without you, but we are going to give it a try. Wow! I didn't know that horseradish was fo strong. I don't get it Now, when I was'a boy -- Do you remember when five dollars was a lot of money? (It is still a lot of money if you don't have five dollars.) No school buses in our day. We walked three miles to school. (Sometimes referred to as the good old days.) If you must steal, steal a man's purse not his character. Don't send me posies when it's shoesies that I need. I can't sing either. You wouldn't fall asleep if there was a ball game on TV. Did I say that?! To be continued. .Order today. Send no money. There it goes, back, back, back -- Hold everything. McDuff leaps up and catches the ball off the top of the wall. Fancy meeting you here. They didn't have motors on lawn mowers in my day. It isn't the heat, it's the humidity. UM\> v.vl\4 J I can get you something better for less money. He's off his rocker. She isn't really fat • beautifully rounded. just Cut 'em off at the pass. A champagne apetite with a beer income. T must rotuT tha* hook. How many calories are in that piece of pie? I, really don't eat much, but my weight stays up. Baldness runs in our family. How did you get that spot on your tie? Marathon Wins Tournament Oaks Marathon captured first place in the post season tournament of the Thursday division of Women's 16-inch softball. Marathon defeated St. Regis in the championship game 8-7 after winning over Brake Parts 8-3 in a semi­ final game. In their win over Brake Parts, Mary Ellen King twirled the win and was supported by a 13-hit barrage. Deb Mahon led the winners with a double, a triple, and four runs batted in, and Mary Sue Parker also smacked a triple for Oaks. Teammates Roni and Kath Rogers also contributed two hits to the attack. The game was close until the final inning when Oaks exploded for four runs to put the game away. In the finale, Oaks banged out 23 hits in the contest but they had to come from Camp Duncan To Begin Camp Duncan YMCA is offering a one week free competitive swim clinic. The clinic will be held on September 14, 16, 18 at Camp Duncan YMCA, Volo. The clinic is designed to introduce interested swimmers age six to 14 to the workouts, the discipline, and the fun of competitive swimming. For more information call Camp Duncan YMCA (312) 546- 8066. Open Challenge Campaign capote*For , Leukemia Set , ttffTJNI WWW |THE IHflUEnGE TO GIVE fi TO SERVl *3*& f*C«H Wlsmim •NjcH ISO. 000 300.000 moot 6Q0.0C 150 PAGE 7 • PLAINDEALER - FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1*1 door campaign will be conducted during Sep­ tember. Over 20,000 volunteer marchers will call on their friends and neigh­ bors asking for contributions to meet the estimated $175,000 goal for leukemia research, patient aid, and education. When your neighborhood volunteer knocks on your door, think of the children who look to you for hope and help, and give generously. For more information, contact the Illinois chapter, 203 North Wabash, No. 810, Chicago, 111., 60601. C taming GoM Gold jewelry without stones should be soaked in warm, soapy solutions to remove any accumulations of dirt. Rinse in warm water and polish dry. The Leukemia Society of America's slogan, "Count­ down to cure - it's only a matter of time", is not just a hope for the future, but a reality today. Leukemia society supported research is producing dramatic results. . In 1970 a tragic nine out of ten children stricken with acute leukemia died of the disease. Now nearly 60 percent are alive and well five years after diagnosis. Patricia R. Rosenzweig, chairman of the 1981 Residential Campaign, announced today that the twenty-first annual door-to- The Most Reverend Arthur J. O'Neill, honorary chairman of the challenge compaign to reduce debt incurred by St. John's church restoration protect, is shown, left, with the Rev. Matthias Rauen, associate pastor, St. John's church; Robert Meyer, co-chairman of the challenge campaign; Rev. Leo J. Battel, pastor of St. John's church; Paul Drogosx, president of the parish council, St. John's. Absent was Daniel Schmitt, co-chairman of the challenge campaign. Richard Matt Photo the Rev. Matthias The Most Reverend Arthur J. O'Neill, bishop of the Roman Catholic diocese of Rockford, celebrated the 12 o'clock Mass Sunday, Aug. 23, at St. John's church in Johnsburg. Bishop O'Neill is the honorary chairman of the challenge campaign which was recently in­ stituted to reduce the debt incurred by the restoration project. In his homily, Bishop O'Neill stated that the visible church or building - is needed as a sign and a gathering place for the people to worship and grow in the faith community. He c o m m e n d e d t h e parishioners of St. John's for making the decision to preserve and restore the beautiful old church which has stood as an inspiration and a symbol of faith in the Johnsburg community since 1900. Bishop O'Neill endorsed the challenge campaign and congratulated the Rev. Leo J. Bartel, pastor of St. John's; the Rev. Matthias, Rauen, the parish council, and the entire parish of St. John's for undertaking the challenge to drive down the debt. He stressed the need for cooperation and urged the members to volunteer their services to insure a successful campaign. Barbar*hip Chapter In New Location The Society for the Preservation and En­ couragement of Barbershop Quartet Singing in America (S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A.) Elgin Area chapter, will move its Monday night rehearsals to the Masonic temple, 312 E. Chicago street, Elgin, ef­ fective Monday, Sept. 7 Labor day). They will be meeting and rehearsing in spite of it being a holiday in preparation for their special show Sept 18 and 19, to be held at the Hemmens auditorium in the Elgin Civic center. Tickets are available from Elgin chorus members Greg Boyd, 385-5453, Derek Gilbert, Darrell Polka, 385- 9684 and Walt Martin, all of this area or from ticket chairman, Don Lowe, 666 Saint John, Elgin, 60120, phone 741-1332. behind to win in eight in­ nings. St. Regis appeared to have the game wrapped up leading 7-6 in the seventh inning and needing only one out to wrap up the title. But consecutive singles by Joyce Hennig, Roni Rogers, and Kath Rogers knotted the score, and Oaks went on to win in the next frame as Parker, Wilke, and Lossman singled to load the bases and then Diane Cardiff singled home Parker with the winning run. Parker was again the big gun for the winners as she had four hits to support Mary Ellen King who was again the winning pitcher. To get to the championship game, St. Regis shutout River Shannon 6-0. St. Regis scored all the rims that it really needed in the first inning as Meigan Putnams hit a three-ran home run. 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BOWLERS SIGN UP SAT., SEPT. 12 (10am to 1pm) START BOWLING SEPT. 19th 3 Man Scratch League Tuesday 9:15pm $1200 First Prize 525 Pin Limit "Family Foursome" Bowling League 2 Parents and 2 Children All For '15 per Family Sunday at 1 pm RAYMOND'S JOHNSBURG BOWL 3312 N CHAPEL HILL ROAD McHEN»Y (ON THt FOX RIVf ;R ) 385 1475 For information, please call the challenge campaign office at 385-3964. \ • A L A W Y E R S R O L E I S T O SOLVE PROBLEMS •LET ME SOLVE YOURS -bcott <zA'ofc ATTORNEY AT LAW 4 306 B Ci ystol Lake Rii Whispering Point Cento Mi Honr y 344-1630 UNMISTA QI, v.« icwerwoi FLORAL and PLANT SPECIAL September 4, 5 & 6 Fresh Flowers... Pompom Mums - 75c a stem {Reg. $2.00) Flowering Plant... Gerbera Daisy - *6.50 (Reg. $12.50) Green Plant... Dracena Marginata - 1/2 Price $4.50 <Reg. $9 00) Gift & Artificial Department September 3 to 9 Straw Flowers... 6 Free when 12 are purchased at Regular Price All Prince Gardner Wallets - 40% Off Remember to sign up for FREE drawing of Baldwin Brass Candlesticks! Exceptional Canning Aids From Fiowerwood • Presto Pressure Cookers - Of Course •Schulte Grating Machine - W. Germany - $15.95 •Victorio Strainer - For sauces, purees without peeling or coring - *32.49 •Home Canner Kit - 9 pieces of porcelain ware, all you need to start out your preserving experience - *33.95 CLOSED MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 - LABOR DAY 815-459-6200 owerw Route 14 A 176, Crystal Lake Mon Wad. Thurs Fri 9-8: Sal 9 S. Sun 10 S tz Elizabeth Rogman of Woodstock, K-car winner Local Dealer Bel ieves in Chrysler 's Comeback I t doesn t happen often As a matter of fact- i t hasn t happened before quite l ike this. It was inevitable ihat these two organizations would get together, though And get together they did at the K mart grand-opening in Woodstock August 20, 21 and 22 Benoy Motor Sales of Woodstock undertook a most ambit ious promotion with the outstanding cooperation of the new K mart Benoy furnished a Dodge Aries K car to the winner of a free drawing at the close of the K mart three day grand opening Response to both the K mart grand opening and the K car drawing exceeded al l expectations with over 30 000 entries alone to win the K car. I was delighted to see the public reaction to the Benoy K-car giveaway.' said Ray Benoy, Presi­ dent of Benoy Motor Sales. Twice we had to reprint entry forms. The manager of the K mart helped us store the entries in a freezer temporari ly, Benoy said. What thri l led us was the number of inquir ies we received about our K-cars 30 of which we had parked ad|acent to the K mart building Dale Benoy said Lat ter at the dealership we sold a number of our new cars on display at the K mart and the traff ic f low out at our dealership increased dramatical ly he added "Chrysler is on its way to the top in McHenry County if the renewed interest in our automotive l ine is any indication Benoy said "Of course we at Benoy Motors could not have had the opportunijy to show Chrysler to the public without the cooperation and generosity of the K mart manager, Dave Sallander who gave us the display space, and allowed our sales personnel on the K mart grounds. Benoy said. "This was my f irst promotion ir association with another retai l f irm after 31 years in the automob'lo busivs r* said Ray Benov We decided that i t was a t ime to meet the business cl imate head on and soil coi s. rather lhan to |usi for things to get better Benoy said Despite the economy and despite the in­ terest rates there are sti l l buyers in our communit j^iNwho want new cars, and we are here to f i l l that need and have proved it wWi numerous promotions and dedicated attention to C!>ry:!ei pioduci 's aria ovvneii Benoy said.