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THURSDAY. DEC. 31 I and spoofs everything from politicians to commercials (Rated R) (90 mins.) 39 & Movls -(Comedy) ••• "Seems LlkeOld Tlmee" 1981 Chavy Chaw. Qoldie Hawn. Neil Simon comedy about a bumbling man who i« forced into robbing a bank and seeks help from his ex-wife. (Rated (PG) (Paid Subacription Television) (105 Voice Of Faith Barney Miller I © TOS Evening News ; littreiiooa. Saturday Night M.A.B.H. Vldeowest MacNell-Lehrer Report 35 Independent Network Informaclon 26 i Probe 700 Club lude I Movie-{Comedy)** "Bundle Of Joy" 1056 Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher. A newly fired young girl, saving an infant from falling off the ateps at a foundling home, is mistaken for the child'a mother. Plenty of complications srise when the ex-boss' son is suspected of being the father. (2 hra.) 10:08 W All In The Family 10:30 SO® CBS' Happy New Year, America Host Oonny Osmond is joined by Les Brown and his Band of Renown, Mickey Qilley, The Urban Cowboy Band, Johnny Lee,and the Pointer Siaters for a musical celebration of the New Year. The broadcast features celebrations across the nstion, including the Las Vegss Hilton. Gilley's in Paaadena, Texas, and the midnight hour from Timea Square in New York City. (2 £»> iide iTheTonlght Show Guests: Lance Burton, the Playboy Plsymatea^eo mins.) O © (59 Entertainment Tonlflht 0 0 Dick Clark's New Year'a tin" Eve Benny Hill Show Milwaukee Profiles Nightly Buslneaa Report I.A.S.H. La Colorlna Night Flight New Year'a Eve relal SportsCenter Morecambe And Wiae 10:36 © Movie -(Muelcal) ***tt "King And I" ig56 Yul Brynner, Deborah Kerr. A widowed teacher rune head-on intoanOrientalKing, gradually falling in love with him. (2 hrs., 45 mins.) DISCOVER ueo/tqetoum ^ FURNITURE £* ^ f BEDDING Wirt Expanding & Remodeling Our McHenry Location! We're The Home Of Nationally 1 Advertised Brands At Savings Up To 47%l Rts. 120 ft 31 McHeory (Next To Firs Statin) 385-1800 10:45 G9 On Location: Don Ricklea And Hla Wlee Guya The cauatic king of put-downs is joined by a comedy caat for an evening of merriment from the SaharaHotel in Las Vegss. Feajuring Bruce Baum.Wayland Flo wars and Madame, Johnny Yune and Pudov. 11:00®* The Tonight Show Gueata: Lance Burton, the Playboy Playmates. (60 mins.) 8Jeffersons I Movie -(Comedy-Drams) **H "Ocean'sEleven" 10C2 Frank Sinatra, Dean Marth. Eleven ex-paratroopers ban together to rob five Las Vegas casinos in one night. (2 hrs.) © 5J5 All In The Family Qffi ffi Odyseey 'Maya Lord8 of the Jungle' Buried deep in the jungles of Centrsl America are hundreds of majeatic temples, intricately carved stones, and psinted pots which are all that remain of the classic Msyan civilization that thrived for thouaanda of years and then myaterioualy collapsed. (60 mina.) © Great Performancea Die Fledermaua' Johann Strauss, Jr. 's sparkling operetta combines chsmpagnemelodies, tongue in cheek humor and comedic characterizations. in a story of lightheaded revenge. Featured in this performance are Gundula Janowitr. Steorgard Wacfeter. RenateHolm and Wolfgang Windgaaaen. (2 hrs., 30 mins.) SOdd Couple Las Vegas Sportevlew Movie-(Musical)*** "Fame" 1080 Eddie Barth. Irene Care Eight students attending the New York High School For The Performing Arts experience growing up, falling in love and grabbing foratardom.(RatedR)(2 hrs.^30 mins.) CD ® Movie -(Musical-Drama) **tt "Zlegfeld Girl" 1041 James Stewart, Lana Turner. Tracea the loves, lives and smbitions of three of the famous Zlegfeld girls, from the dsy of their icovery by Ziegfeld (2 hrs ) © Religious Special NFL Story: Una By Line (R) Movie -(Musical-Comedy) * * "Gay Divorcee" 1934 Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers Love-aick dancer pursues lady. She mistskes him for another man and iasues a strange invitation (2 hrs) 11:15 ©3$ The Doors 11:30 © 5 Cheers New Year'a © Bob Newhart Show ©(8 Comedy Classics © Dick Clark'a New Year'a Rockln' Eve (9 Tomorrow Coast-To-Coast © This Week In The NHL (R) © ®) Jim Bakker 12:00 O Tomorrow 8aat-To-Coaat Movie -(Drama) **H "Sea of Graaa" 1947 Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn. A farmer rancher feud erupts over New Mexicsn grasslands (2 hrs., 5 minsj GD® NlteOwl © Green Acres © All Night At The Movies 'Delinquent Parents' Doris Weston. 2) 'Bil ly the Kid-Law and Order'- Buster Crabbe 3) Within the Rock' Lon Chaney, Jr 4) Vengeance' Reb Russell (6 tea.) €0 ESPN College Football Special New Year's Day Bowl Preview with Jim Simpson andBud Wilkinson (R) © 3rd Annual Benny Hill New Yearjt Eve Gala 12:15 © Burlesque U.S.A. Red Buttons hosts this spicy, star-8tudded production that is a salute to the baggy pants comediana, slapstick sketches and elaborate musical dance numbers of the vaudevil le era 12:30 ©© News © Tomorrow Coast-To-Coast © NFL Films Old LeatMer' Documentary about Early Pro Football Pioneers l ike Red Grange an0 George Halas GD (MlRosa Bagley Show 12:45 © WBBM Editorial 12:50 8 Movie -(Comedy) **** "Seven Year !»ch" 1955 Ma rilyn Monroe, Tom Ewell. When a man's wife moves away for the summer, he gets ' ideas' sbout thebesutiful blonde living upatairs. (2 hrs , 10 mina.L 1 jOO O Nlghtbeat © At Large © Guy Lombardo Special © ESPN's SportsForum (R) © Joe Franklin Show 1:10 © Movie -(Musical-Comedy)** "Gay Divorcee" 1934 Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers. Love-sick dancer pursues lady. She mistakes him for another man and issues a strange invitation. (2 hrs., 17 mins ) 1 JO 3D© Newa © ® Grateful Dead © Movie (Musical) *** "Carouael" 1956 Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones Swag­ gering carnival barker married to shy cotton mil l girl, tr ies to provide forhiscomingbabybyhi-jackinga payroll (2 hrs , 45 mins.) 1:30 © Health Field ©Movie-(Comedy)*** "Duck Soup" 1933 Marx Brothers, Margaret Dumont. A mythical country named Freedonia reels under the wild rule of that zany president Rufus T. Firefly. (90 mins ) 8 ABC Captioned News Movie -(Filmed Concert) *** "No Nukes" 1980 Filmed account of the fiveMUSEconcerts at Madison Square Garden and an outdoor rally at Battery Park in New York protesting the dsngers of nuclear power. Performers include Bruce Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Carly Simon and the Doobie Brothers (Rated PG) (2hrs.) © SportsCenter 1:45 © Richard Pryor: Live In Concert The imaginative, often controversial comedian explores some of his favorite topics before a l>ve audience at the Long Beach Theatre Center in California 2:00 © Entertainment Tonight ©32 NlteOwl (Continues) © Top Rank Boxing From Indianapolia, IN (R) © Movie-(Drama) **V> "Big Hangover" 1950 Van Johnso-1, Elizabeth Taylor. A promising young lawyer solves his weak­ ness, an allergytoliquor, and finds peace with himself and his love PAGE 21 (119 mins.) 2:05 ©Movie (Drama) ***'i "Captains Courageous" 1937 SpencerTr{|Cy\LionelBarrymore Story of a spoiled brat thrown on n f ishing boat and 'he Pctugc fisherman who changes the boy's life ^5 mine) 2:30 © Charlie Ross Show © Night Flight New Yea: s Eve Special (Replay) 2:40 ©3$ Eddie Rabbit 3.00 © Movie -(Drama) ** "Incident In Berlin" 1968 Gene Barry. Kevin McCarthy. Glen Howard tries to arrange an exchange of spies when he learns that oneof his topeditorshasbeen arrested in East Germsny (90 mins.) SMeditation All Nlte Show News-Day's End 3:05 © Mo via (Adventure) *** "Superman: The Movie" 19.78 Christopher Reeves. Marlon Brando. Comedy, romance and adventure come together in this revival oftheoidSuperman series (Rated PG) (2 hrs ,23 mins.) 3:27 ©Movie-(Musical) ***'i " "Shall We Dance?" 1936 Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers A dance team pretends to be married. (2 hrs., 20mins.) ((Friday)) JAN. 1,1082 MORNING 8Thought For The Day © ©(«> $ Cotton Bowl 6:25 9:00 StiS © New Year's Day With Regla Regis Philbin hosts this special that focuses on the activityalongtherouteofthe 1982 Tournament of Roses Parade, plus, a behind the scenes look at preparations for the event (60 mins.) igs Bunny Movie -(Animated) ** "Once Upon A Time" 1976 An enchanting journey through the never-never land of fairy tales in animation. (90 mins ) 9:30 © ScoobyDoo 10:00 ©©© 1982Tournament Of Rosea Parade NBC provides coverage of this gala annual event from Pasadena, California; James Stewart is the Grand Marshal and Kathryn Ann Potthast is the Rose aueen (2 hrs , 30 mins.) I © Tournsment Of Roses Parade 10:30 ©©©'7$ Tournament Of Roses Parade AFTERNOON 12:00 © Davey And Goliath's New Year Promlae 1 2 : 3 0 © © © F i e s t a B o w l Football Game University of Southern California Trojans vsthe Nittany Lions of Penn State, from Tempe, Arizona (3 hrs.) © Special Delivery Kids' Writes II ' 1:00 0©©$$ Cotton Bowl University of Alabama vs University of Texas; Lindsey Nelson and Roger Staubach provide the commentary from Dallas. Texas. (3 hrs ) 3:30 © © © Rose Bowl Pre- Game Show 3:45 ©O© Rose Bowl Foot­ ball Gi me University of low Hawkeyes vs the Huskies of the Univer r i ty of Washington; from Pasadena, California (3 hrs 15 mins.) 4:00 ©©£$ The CBS L ibrary 'Misunderstood Monsters' A l i t t le boy, shunned by his playmates beceu?e he's so small, meets colorful creatures who show him that OL't vard looks don't count as much as inne; feelings Featuring the voices of John Carradine