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Gil lespie and Kildare keep secrets from each other for the other's ling MEDIA MONITOR Phyllis Diller shines in her 'sunset years' By Joan Crosby Phyllis Diller says that she p'Obabiy would not have been as big a success when she began her career if she looked the way she does now "It's a good thing I was double ugly." she laughed as she spoke at a recent luncheon ot the Hollywood Women's Press Club She was helping to promote Michael Maron's "Instant Makeover Magic.' a book featuring before-and-after pictures of celebrities Miss Diller says looking good is better than going to a psychiatrist "I went to one once she relates I got his name from the Yellow Pages When I got to his office he way lying face down on the couch, sucking his blanket I suggested if he wanted to get it clean he should send it to the dry cleaners " Miss Diller was 37 when she began her career an age she says when wom­ en are beginning to think of doing something because the children are grown and out of the house She will be 67 on July 17 Because of various types of plastic surgery, which she freely discusses, she looks 20 years less than her real age She says she has been obsessed with her looks since she was a child "When i was 9 I was in a car accident and my little ifttwBflr-nlrt nos.e was bro- Phyllis Diller ken in several places They slapped a steak on it -- which made it even longer than if was -- because that drove away the evil spirits " When she became an adult she had her nose fixed Then she had her eyes done When her face was fixed, she went to work on her mouth "You know how teeth beam to chip when you get oicfer so l had my teeth straightened ." she says "I figured when they were done they would probably fail out -- but they would at least fall out straight " They didn't fall out but they did begin to get brownish and ridged So I went to this dentist in Atlanta who bonds them and zaps them with light and here they are " She flashed a radiant smile The sunset years." she says, "are wonderful " ~ IM4 Coaipulog