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Pa«. I - IM \IM)K \LKK HEKALO, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 14,1M4. I Cigar smoker is adopted by a caring friend Who's that knocking at my door? Why, none other than njy adopted mother, Joan Althoff! ;-- The American Cancer Society promotes "Adopt a Smoker . Joan adopted me last year and nas me reformed down to one cigar a day. It's a struggle-- call it a fierce internal struggle. t Looking over the adoption |%f>ers, I note that all reference is to cigarettes, no mention of cigars. Paul read about my winning bet with John Busscber and my question about whether they make frames for dollar bills. Those frames may not be on the market, but Paul made a beauty, perfectly mitered corners. V , will have to be to make room for masterpiece on our Joan brought me a survival kit with little snacks to reach for instead of a smoke. There are some lollipops in the kit. Wonder if I should have them X-rayed? With all the proof of danger in smoking, we must admire those who are trying to help. the note in the frame: they do make frames for one dollar bills. This one is made for that $1 you won. When you take off the back and remove this note, you will fit." find your $1 will just Paul So I Hear by Earl Walsh Somebody asked if I knew Paul Walkington. Yep. I knew the Walkington family since back in my pony days on the farm. They lived where Clarence Adams now farms along Bull Valley and Curran Roads. Now for the annual chicken dinner this Wednesday at the Zion Lutheran Church on Rt. 120. Pastor Herman Graef, his friendly wife and able crew will be on the job. With ' I am reminded of a time when the late Dr. Bill Nye engaged a sbeaker for a Rotary meeting to show slides of blackened lungs ;vnd explain the horrible con­ sequences of cancer and the risk taken by cigarette smokers. 'When the talk was over, A1 Barbian asked the speaker if he vfras also referring to cigars. ; The answer was "no" so A1 and I steamed up a couple of good cigars. * We toured up to Ringwood Saturday evening to eryoy one of Hie best qfiurch dinners in our Sears of eating. - We always meet our good friend Paul Walkington at those $nners. He was right there. birthday parties and Thanksgiving coming along in rapid order,It looks like my diet is shot. * I won't sit down to any meal without being haunted by the thoughts of some who may be hungry. If people are hungry today, they won't be better tomorrow unless they get help. They can get mighty hungry if we put off giving to tomorrow, next week or next month. I had no idea there are so many needy people in our area until I talked with those who know. As Grandma used to say, "I see by the paper" that Chuck Hiller has been signed by the San Francisco Giants as third base coach. 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The MCHS boys didn't think so. They don't call our boys the Fighting Warriors for no good reason. They rose up to win the game 28-24. That was a marvelous way for Coach Schlender and his boys to wind up the season. It snows heart and something behind the belt. From Arnie Anderson: Hobo Sons! 0! Its early in the moi And the dew is on the The bum arises from his bed and gazes all around. From the boxcar to the haystack He gazes everywhere He never turns back upon Jhis tracks Until he hits the village square. Arnie thinks there are one or two more verses. The centenarian was being interviewed and, of course, he was asked: "To what do you attribute your long life?" "Well, when my wife and I were married 60 years ago, we made! an agreement that every time we argued and she started ftusin' at me, I'd put my hat on and go outdoors for a walk until she calmed down." , "But, what's that got to do with your good health?" "I've spent most of my time out in the open air." Anonymous Bernie Matchen says people tell him he looks good, but nobody tells him he is good looking. One time a friend asked, "How are you feeling?" My answer was, "Pretty Women Voters to heljj at next recycling drive His reply was, "Maybe good, but you are not pretty." I was more than a little bit happy to meet Van Sells as I entered Sullivans last week. I remember Van as a top- notch reporter some years back. A fine S.I.H. Here's hoping that I am the first to name a lullaby for the baby with the Ape's heart. ' 'Rock-a-bye-Baby in the Tree Top." sincerely, K. Brown The Woodstock-McHenry League of Women Voters will co- sponsor the next local recycling drive, Saturday, Nov. 17, from 9 a.m. to lp.m. The drive will be held in the parking lot of McHenry Community High School West Campus, 4724 W. Crystal Lake Rd., McHenry. The league of Women Voters, according to Barbara Marrs, president, is a non-profit political organization dedicated to good government through informed part icipat ion. Membership in the league is open to all American citizens of x voting age, nude or female. Recycling is one of several fund raisers used by the league for their general operating ex­ penses. The drive Will accept any of the fol lowing i tems for recycling: newspaper with no "iuink mail" or magazines in­ cluded, glass containers with all plastic and metal removed, used motor oil, paper bags and cardboard, "tin" cans rinsed and flattened, and' aluminum scrap of all kinds. The Defenders will purchase 100 percent aluminum cans at the going market price. Crushed cans will bring two cents per pound more than uncrusbed ones. Lots of more than 100 pounds will receive an extra penny per pound. For further information about recycling or how a group can participate in a future drive, contact a defender represen­ tative at 385-8512. Dear K, You are the first. I wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot pole even if it had a foot added to it. S.I.H. 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