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Gregory Peck, Richard Baseheart, Orson Welles. 1956. 60 NHL Hockey: Hartford at Edmonton 7:30 PM O CD © Double Trouble Kate and Alli­ son fantasize about their favorite movies and oct out the ports. CD Journey to Adventure . © Mousterpiece Theater E&1 (Z§) Rock of Ages 6D (3D Annointed Word 8.-00 PM OODDSD MOVIE: 'Kojak: The Belarus File' Kojak encounters many fed­ eral roadblocks while investigat­ ing the murders of several elderly Russian emigres in New York. Telly Savalas, Suzanne Plesh- ette. Max Von Sydow. 1984. 00© Gimme a Break 0 SPECIAL OCD6D Love Boat (CC) An inexperienced young man mistakes a beautiful girl for o promised birthday present. (66 min.) CD College Basketball: ' Wisconsin at Illinois (3D 81 (3D Dr. Who CD Good Housekeeping CD MOVIE: 'The Buddy System' CD (3D College Basketball: Wisconsin at Illinois 69 MOVIE: -Confessions © MOVIE: 'Smith!' A rancher befriends his Indian neighbors in a time of trouble with the town­ speople and the deputy sheriff. 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Michoel Keith, James Yogi, Tadao Takashimo. 1963 0 MOVIE: 'MetalstomT © MOVIE: 'Story of ©(3D Dr. James Kennedy Religion 3:15 AM 0 MOVIE: 'Boils Are Ringing' 3:30 AM 0 Daytime Magazine 0 MOVIE: 'Crackers' © MOVIE: 'Evil Eye' A young girl considered hystericol from shock of her aunt's death, finds no one believes her story of witnessing a murder. Leticio Ro mon, John Saxon, Valentino Cor- teso. 1964 4K)0 AM CD College Basketball: Michigan State at Iowa © Daytime Magazine 0 Willie Nelson's Texas Porty 0) Playboy's Guide to the Land of G'Day ©(3D Abundant Living © CNN Heodline News 4:15AM ©MOVIE -Half Shot at Sunrise' '*o • v < Americar douohboys • <• about Paris. 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Tony Francioso, Susan Saint James, Broderick Craw­ ford. 1970 © © CNN Headline News ©.(3D James Robison 60 New Jersey Report 5:30 AM 0 For Our Times CI Superman 0 It Figures 0 Berenstain Bears (CC) 0 MOVIE: 'I Am the Cheese' 0 MOVIE: 'Tale of Four Wishes' © Pattern for living © m la verne Tripps Special 60 News 6:00 AM 0 Daybreak 0 Greatest Sports legends 0 SportsCenter 0 Cartoon Express 0 Frod Price 0 MOVIE: Bill Cosby, 'Himself" t£i Good Morning Mickey! © Mass for Shut-Ins © Chicago '85 W'l Westbrook Hospital ©(3D Memories 69 Pinwheel © 3D America's Black Forum © World Tomorrow 60 Hispanic Horizons 6:30 AM 0 Objective: Jobs 0 Kid-A-littles 0 © Jimmy Swaggart O Of Cabbages and Kings 0 Three Score 0 Tennis: Lipton Interna­ tional Players Champion­ ships from Delray Beach, Fl - Men's Semifinal Match »2 SIB Nostalgia By Andy Noble It was Thursday at 9:30 p. m. We were working the TV cop beat out of Los Angeles. My partner is Bill Cannon. My name is Friday. I carry a badge. We had gotten a report from headquarters about a TV cop show that featured no car chases or explo­ sions, whose star was a middle-aged cop who smiled only once a year and who spoke in a monotone. The captain told us to bring the show in on a 275-Pl, intent to commit excessive boredom. But we were wrong. After running a thorough investigation, we learned that despite these qualities, the show proved extremely popular with audiences. We let the suspect go. DUM DA DUM DUM! The column you have fust read is true -- the names have not even been changed to protect the innocent. The show was "Dragnet" and starred the laconic lack Webb as Friday and Harry Morgan as his partner, Cannon. The show originally aired from 1952-59, then came back for a second run from 1967-70. ^ Question: What was Sgt. Friday's badge numberf 63 CNN Heodline News © (3D Saturday Night Sing 2:45 AM 0 MOVIE: 'Hannie Coulder' A woman in the old west seeks revenge for the men who killed her husband and raped her. 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