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If the league's power brokers want to tinker with the game's rules in hopes of making hockey more tran­ slatable to the tube, here, humbly offered, are 10 suggestions. Their imple­ mentation just may gen­ erate enough media atten­ tion to garner a precious 30 seconds on the 11 p.m. sports report. 1) Switch seasons. Now that the USFL will be relin­ quishing its spring/summer schedule, the NHL ought to )ump at the chance- of being baseball's only cold weather-sport competition During the dog days, viewers would find gazing at white ice a cooling anti­ dote to the endless vision of bleached Astroturf bub­ bling in the sun. 2) Paint four more lines parallel to the five already existing. Allow each team four passes to move up to the next line. The hockey/soccer philosophy of sport being a free-flow­ ing process just doesn't wash with Americans, who like their games to have incremental increases in both progression and tension. 3) Use two pucks at a time. 4) Allow each team playing on national TV the services of Wayne Gretzky for one period. The team behind entering the third period would retain Gretzky for an additional period. Convince Edmonton Oiler owner Peter Pocklington that he should benefit in the long run. 5) Run the Zamboni dur­ ing the last 10 minutes of each period. 0 6) If the Vancouver Canucks ready want to look like Darth Vaders. let them. Resembling cultural icons is good. 7) Being owned by cul­ tural icons is good. too. Let David Lee Roth run a team and have his guys play on MTV. 8) Announce aH fights that will be occurring at least a week in advance so the network can plan its advertising accordingly. 9) Make aN refs address a camera while giving a short explanation of why they are making a particu­ lar call. Have them cite his­ torical precedents, or grudges they may be hold­ ing. This will educate viewers and create person­ alities. 10) Call hockey The National Pastime. (c) 1985 Computog (815)385-9240 D o i l y 8 30 5:30 Sol 8 30-2 Wed 8:30 1