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Police said approximately $8,000 worth of stamps were stolen. The stamps went missing between Jan. lst and Jan. 6th and included the resi- dent’s total Canadian stamp collec- tion as well as a book of world stamps. Halton Police say 21 Reynolds Street resident was surprised when he ventured into his basement last week to update his stamp collection and found half of it had been stolen. Poll proves illuminating Anyway, it was in the Surf, Sand And Sex section that I discovered that if Canadians had only one wish, 39% surveyed said they would choose inner peace and happiness over financial security or staying Stamps missing (Continued from page 7) chewed and digested all other more erudite areas. Bhabha collected 40 tonnes of relief items from Oakville, including blankets, food, medicine and cloth- ing. This was her second delivery of Oakville resident Myriam Bhabha will be holding a public forum at 7 pm. Sat. Jan. 16th about her trip to Bosnia-Herzegovina (ex-Yugoslavia) to deliver collected relief items to refugee camp victims of the civil war. Oakville resident discusses relief trip to Bosnia-Herzegovina For more detailed information about Fern Hill School, appointments for visits, or application for admission please contact Midge DesRoches. Situated on a 10-acre site, our facility includes a computer lab, full-size gymnasium, and Science, Art, and Music Rooms. Individual attention, a strong academic curriculum, a warm and supportive atmosphere and traditional values are key to the learning environment. - Small class sizes - French instruction at all levels - Immersion French courses in Geography, offered to qualified students in Gr. 5-8 - Band instruction in Gr. 78. - 1/2-day full-day pre-school and Jr. Kindergarten programmes available - Before and after school programme. All Grades Saturday, January 30th at 9:30 am. ENTRANCE TESTING Fern Hill is a co-educational school for students in pre-school through Grade 8 who will respond to a challenging programme. 257-0022 To the conclusions Maclean’s drew from their entertaining and informative 1992 survey, let me add but one: it seems a big box of Canadians are pretty much crackers. However, when asked what son of sex they most enjoy, only 3% of the people polled said “kinky.” Which naturally leads me to believe that an odd 3% of those surveyed think that it is not at all kinky to score â€" sexual- ly, that is â€" at home plate at the SkyDome. Whew. youth and healthy. Yeah, right. It was, also, in this section that I discovered that 52% of those sur- veyed would most like to have sex with the celebrity of their choice (Madonna was tops for men, Mel Gibson for women) on a deserted beach; 6% of those surveyed would like a night of naughty nookie with the celebrity of their choice at home plate at the SkyDome. The forum will be held at the Oakville Community Centre for peace, ecology and human rights, located at 148 Kerr Street. A slide- show from her trip will be included in her presentation. For more infor- mation, call 849â€"5501. relief goods to the war-tom are. She distributed over eight tonnes of relief last August. 3300 Ninth Line Oakville, Ont. While the emphasis in the past has been on a stu- dent recruitment blitz, this year the opportunities for hiring new staff are limited, he said. The Town of Oakville’s parks and recreation department is currently accepting job applications for its summer programs, said Ray Chisholm, the department’s manager of programs. If you’re a student looking to gain valuable lead- ership experience this summer, look no further. Apply now for summer parks'job The emphasis in 1993 is gaining leadership Super Beyond Savings! YOUR CARD. YOUR CHOICE. No Flyer Coupons To Clip! Chisholm said there may be volunteer opportuni- ties for those students wishing to get involved in the programs. Applications for summer employment are now available at human resources department, Oakville Municipal Building, 1225 Trafalgar Rd. Deadline for summer program applications is Friday, Jan. 29th. experience. The number of returning staff this year is tremendous,” he said.