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Tuesday December 26, 2000 Celine's retirem ent busy THE OAKVILLE BEAVER A9 (Continued from page A8) is a time for families to become closer, so please that ran in nearly every paper in Canada. There's Celine, if you read this column, show a little com the very expectant singing star, her hand on her passion not to mention a mother's love and bring stomach and nuzzled next to her husband Rene Egg Nog home for the holidays. Hell, if you give me mileage and meal money, Angelil with Christmas decorations in the back ground. I say almost because on closer inspection I'll drive to New York, pick him up myself and that's not Ren£ in the photo, it's Michael Jasmin, drive down to spend Christmas with you and Rene and Junior in Palm Beach. I've got one of those the television host that interviewed her. From my experience, being photographed with huge beer coolers and I'd put Egg Nog in the and interviewed by television broadcasters is crisper, so he wouldn't get run over by a can of probably not the best way to stay out of the glare Rolling Rock or a cheese log. Just keep him for a couple of days and send of the media. Celine let the world know that poor Rene was him back when he's eight. Let him unthaw beside the fire where chestnuts one step removed from the conception process and now the guy's not even getting into the fami are roasting and marshmallows toasting and freez ly Christmas photo. And it's not a very big family, er bum is nipping at his nose. -"V Celine, I love everything you've done since so far. Immediately, there's Celine, her husband Rend, you retired - the unique use of humped-back her seven-month unborn son tentatively named mammals at your re-nuptials, the CD with the splash with Rene Junior and - this was revealed in the TVA Pope, the house with the picket fence and its own interview - a five-day old fertilized egg sitting in a international airport, getting pregnant in Vitro Kitchen Floor Installed New York medical clinic. I'm not making this up which I'm guessing is just outside New York City, - twins, 200 days apart, one living in a tummy and writing your memoirs. Plus, I just found out you the other kind of on hold on a petri dish in an had your wedding in Montreal's Notre-Dame Basilica, the traditional site of that city's state office tower in Manhattan. Depending on how long Celine and Rene funerals. I was nuptialed once myself and although it leave the fertilized egg on ice in New York, this could be the first case in medical history where never occurred to me to invite large cud-chewing one twin has his driver's license before the other animals with humps, I think getting married where people get buried is way cool. develops a pulse. COME VISIT OUR 4,500 SQ. FT. SHOWROOM We think so much alike you and I, we might be This is quite amazing and I must caution you that although I am not a doctor and have never like intergalactic soul mates or something. WE GUARANTEE OUR PRODUCTS & W ORKM ANSHIP In fact, and here's an idea I think you'll really played one on TV, I believe when you have a bun in the oven and an egg in the freezer, you pretty like. I have this big honkin' telescope and some much have everything you need to make an Egg nights I just sit for hours staring up at the stars and the moon and the sky. This is just a thought, but if McMuffin right there. I'm guessing that Celine and Rene would you let me know exactly what planet you're from, 243 Speers Road, Oakville probably like a larger family, but they're running maybe one night I might spot you on the re entry!?! out of appliances. In the photo, Celine looks like she could deliv P.S. If you decide to name the youngest kid er at any moment. I'm guessing that if she goes www.conceptflooring.com into labour just before Christmas, there's a private McMuffin, all I want is a credit and a free camel jet and a film crew standing by to whisk her off to ride at your next wedding. a manger in Bethlehem where, . of course, it's a lot easier to rent real camels. The TVA inter view was done at the couple's home in Palm Beach and not the $7.8M chateau outside Montreal which is 120 Speers Road, Oakville 845-1561 temporarily closed while a diaper station is being installed in the 80,000 seat amphitheatre. And that, more than anything else bothers me most about this story. 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