|The South Marysburgh Mirror 14] Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - People who wake up and find themselves successful haven’t been asleep. Dillicious Lemon Chicken Combine together in a small bowl: 1 cup low fat sour cream 1 T minced fresh dill 1 tsp lemon pepper seasoning 1 tsp lemon zest Spray a medium casserole dish with non-stick spray. Spoon % of sauce over bottom. Arrange 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves in a single layer on top. Spread remaining sauce evenly over chicken. Bake at 425 degrees uncovered for 30-35 minutes or until chicken is tender. Serves 4. News from medicine: Folks who take naps on a regular A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched y the child’s kindness and gave her the dollar. “There you are, my dear”, said the mother. “But tell me, isn’t the lady able to work anymore?” “Oh, yes”, came the reply. “She sells candy.” (So you see, it pays to be kind D.A.M) basis lower their risk of dying from heart disease by 37%. (Reader’s Digest) Some thoughts to lighten your winter Pat's Jams MAPLE IN THE COUNTY MARCH 29 & 30, 2008 JAM TASTING, HAND KNITS OVER 130 KINDS OF JAMS, CHUTNEYS, RELISHES FREE COOKIES FOR KIDS WITH WRISTBANDS BAKE TABLE AND QUILTS BY SOUTH BAY U.C.W. 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 476-6929 Q - What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? sn A — They’re both fine until they hit the ice sanity. . - used to have a handle on life, but it broke. - Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. - Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. - The gene pool could use a little chlorine. - Consciousness — that annoying time between naps. - Ever stop to think and forget to start again? - Being over the hill is much better than being under it. Exit line — Reason for an accident — I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment. hree little pigs went out to dinner on night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “| would like Sprite,” aid the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the 4 second little piggy. “I want lots and lots of water” said iW the third little piggy. The drinks are brought and the I aiter takes their orders for dinner. “I want a nice, big iW steak,” said the first little piggy. “I would like the salad iW plate,” said the second little piggy. “I want lots and lots f water,” said the third little piggy. After they finished iq their meals, the waiter asked if they'd like something : for dessert. “| want a banana split,” said the first little iggy. “I want a root beer float,” said the second little iggy. “I want lots and lots of water,” said the third ittle piggy. “Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, but why have you only ordered water?” The third little iggy said “Well, somebody has to go ‘wee, wee, wee