South Marysburgh Mirror (Milford, On), October 2008, p. 11

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|The South Marysburgh Mirror 14] Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - Failure is the path of least persistence. Hello Dollies 1/4 cup melted butter - in 9" x 9" pan 1 cup graham cracker crumbs 1 cup fine flaked coconut 1 cup chocolate chips 1 cup walnuts 1 cup Eagle Brand milk Spread the ingredients over the melted butter in the order in which they are enlisted. Do not stir or mix. Bake at 325 degrees for 30 minutes. Loosen edges and cut into squares. A livestock truck overturned near us. A TV reporter was doing the broadcast and stated, "Two cows, Black and Gus escaped into a nearby woods." After the commercial break, the reporter made a correction. "About that overtumed truck. Make those Black Angus cattle that escaped." What is histoplasmosis? It's a flu-like disease you can contact by cleanng out old manure of birds, chickens, and especially bats. The tiny, lightweight spores are easily en- haled and like nothing better than the warm, moist envi- ronment supplied by your lungs. To protect yourself if you must clean a building, wear a face mask capable of filter- ing out particulate matter as small as one micron in diame- ter. A story with a moral One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their retum from their trip the fater asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh, yeah." "So, tell me what did you learn?" The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they have four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have a sky full of stars. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have a whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on but they have fields that go beyond sight. We have servants who serve us but they serve others." English - Chinese phrase list: Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? Stupid man. Dum Gai Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni . Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting! FON Exit Line - There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. Pat’s Jams Jams Chutneys Relishes Diabetic jam also Gift Baskets available from $10 Ready-made or made to order Wedding favours Visit our jam house! 113 Morrison Point Road Phone 476.6929 Milford Holiday Market Sat. Oct 4, Sat. Oct. 11 from 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. at Milford Fairgrounds Shed Join us for pumpkins and fall vegetables, baked goods and specialty items for fall weddings, anniversaries, birthdays and Christmas gifts. Consider stained glass panels for wedding and anniversary gifts, beauty prod- ucts, candles, jewelry, 2009 calendars, photos, note cards, pottery, and handcrafted Children's furniture, for birthdays and Christmas or other gift occasions. We have them all at the Milford Holiday Market. Enjoy watching a demonstration by the County Hand Spinners while you are shopping.