Ml l [TH [{] I ilu Hu I | Lit | fhe li THEE This month's gem - Even a fish wouldn't get in trouble if he kept his mouth shut. A balky mule has four-wheel brakes, A billy goat has its bumpers. A firefly has a bright headlight, And rabbits are puddle-jumpers. All camels have balloon-tired feet, And carry spares of what they eat. But, nothing I know is as neat, As a kangaroo with a rumble seat. Apple Raisin Coffee Cake 1/2 cup shortening 1 1/2 cup sugar Cream together in a large mixing bowl 1 egg - add to above and beat well 3 cups all purpose flour 3 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup milk Add to above and beat well Stir in 1 cup raisins. Put 9" x 13" greased pan. Peel 2 baking apples and slice thinly. Sprea: over top of Did you know where hamburgers got their name? They got it at the turn of the century when sailors from Hamburg, Germany docked in New York. Some wanted to take the charcoal-grilled meat sold by street vendors back to their ship so theytucked them into their bread rolls for easier carrying. The public first encountered this sandwich at the World's Fair in St. Louis kin 1903-4 and it became an instant classic. (taken from Reader's Digest) batter. Combine 1 tsp ground cinnamosi with 2 tbsp of sugar and sprinkle over apples. Bake 2: 350 deurees for 35-45 minutes or until cake is donc. May be served warm with ice cream or whippe! cream. The noblest of all dogs is th: hot dog - it feeds the hand that biies it. Helpful Hint - To remove rust stains from sinks and tubs, pour a few drops of hydrogen pe: oxide on the stain and sprinkie it with cream of tarta~. Let sit for khalf an hour, then wipe with sponge. Like magic the stain should disappear. God - "Whew!" I just created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth." Angel - "What are you going to do now?" God - "Cali it a day". Here's a suggestion to please mother for mother's day. (At least it worked for me) I trained my border collie to take a stick from the living room to the bedroom. On Mother's Day 1 replced the stick with a flower and sent him off. Wife (and mother) woke up and exclaimed in delight "Oh, my goodness! A collie - flower". MEMORIES IN MILFORD ® THE EMPORIUM 2 476-4216 Beatrice Soft lee Coca. Breyer's Beat Coluonbo Fragen Yogurt Hand Scacped Cones QoL WELCOME SACK SPRING £% NEW HOURS APRIL & MAY........10to 5.........DAIY JUNE to SEPT. 9109 DAILY FREE........BIRTHDAY CONE ( with L.D. ) FREE........MOTHER'S DAY CONE for Mom FREE........FATHER'S DAY CONE for Dad 10 FLAVOURS OF HARD ICE CREAM AVAILABLE SOFT ICE CREAM & YOGURT BEGINS IN MAY MEET AT THE EMPORNM FOR SOME MEMORIES (N MILFORD! » &s Scour (City Bouerages Sundaes, Floats, Stakes Cal Cider, Pop, Coffs Banana Splits