---- Il Tl 4 Tm J | 5 NSPS IIIPIPPPIIPPPPPIIIPIPIPPPIPIPPIIIIIIPIPIPIIPIPIIIPIIIIIIIIIIII( CARPENTRY REPAIRS RENOVATIONS WINDOWS INSULATION ROOFING SIDING DECKS John Horton R.R. 4, 476-5930 FREE ESTIMATES NO JOB TOO SMALL EXCELLENT WORKMANSHIP DEPENDABLE - AFFORDABLE PP PTT TTT DP DOSS P PPP PPPPPPPPPPPPOPPPPP CALL Picton, ON PPPIPPIPPPIIPPPIPPIPPPPIPPIPPPIPIPIPPIPIPPPPIPPPIPIIIPPPPIIPPIPPIIPPIPS A Announcing Summer Community Rides The Bloomfield Bicycle Club is inviting you to join us on Summer Evening Community Rides. July 9, Aug. 13 & Sept. 10 meet at the Crystal Palace in the Picton Fairgrounds at 5:30 pm Helmets required $5 fee (1/2 for McAulay Mt.) Call (613) 393-1060 for info PUZZLE SOLUTION a] 3lolvlalalm 3s BVI LE v 0] HEEL EECINEEEREE ERE Oo lola] pa I B 3 ERE Hetil Wnt El BS |A[vld[3[A]1]&]1]s] N Ss A [alan] I [v]alL[s|3[aMa[n[3]s] BE 1 amen Eg [LI OMI WI H] *N Dhone/ Fax:(613)476-5877 Doug Foicks/ Licenced RR # 2 Milford NR 0DD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. 2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs 3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. 4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. 5. ON A CHURCH DOOR:: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) 6. OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. 7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. 8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. 9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness. 10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car 11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. 12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. 13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. 14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) 15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. - Submitted by Ron Hammett