South Marysburgh Mirror (Milford, On), 1 Apr 2003, p. 11

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Drue (a Acantha M aly ina's Co fumn Gem Of The Month - - Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity. News from Medicine - Did you know that germs can help keep us healthy? The body's defenses develop nor- mally only when they have invaders to respond to. Lack- ing them, the immune system turns against healthy tissue, causing allergies or conditions like inflammatory bowel disease. Hard as this may be to accept - pinworms have been drastically reduced in children causing the bowel infections to increase. (Reader's Digest) (ECE S ABs INE SERRE RONNIE Rb ul Nass isbulianeseesidinetobedntul After party, a local man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2:00 a.m.?" the officer asked. "I'm going to a lecture," the man said. "And who would be giving a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife", the man replied. AANA GANDA AR ERAT AREA A AA RAN I RE SAMA HARA HAN HAAR FRR T ASHER NRE SUCH FWA WORK RCRA SMC RSC NC Fis VINEE RNR] Kitchen Tips - (1) To prevent mildew in your refrigerator, wipe with pure vinegar. The acid kills the mildew fungus. (2) A little vanilla poured on a piece of cotton and placed in the refrigerator will eliminate odors. (3) For water spots on windows, soak a cloth with vine- gar and rub the glass hard. The spots disappear and the window looks shiny again. (4) When something spills over in the oven, sprinkle with salt immediately. When the oven is cool, remove goop with pancake turner. Applesauce, Oatmeal Muffins Cream together 1/2 cup margarine 3/4 cup brown sugar, lightly packed Beat in legg Sift following ingredients together and mix alternately with 3/4 cup applesauce 1 cup flour 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1 tsp. baking powder 1/4 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt Stir in 1 cup rolled oats, 1/2 cup raisins, 1/2 cup chopped nuts Fill muffin tins 3/4 full and bake at 350 for 25-30 min- utes. Makes 12 muffins. = A bell is no bell till you ring if, : A song is no song till you sing it, = = And love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, o ilove isn't love till you give it away? i EEN S-8 06 § According to statistics Canada - these children are still living with Mom and Dad: Men -25 to 29 years 48% Men -30 to 34 years 32% Women ~ 25 to 29 years 36% Women - 30 to 34 years 19% argue very well. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. ROWE RCH MRR EFS Ven Ew Ed ski he GENE NE IRC ERNEN IRVIN ENED ABERDEEN NE ERO NEE A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. St. Philip's ACW YARD & RUMMAGE SALE SATURDAY MAY 3 2003 AT ST. PHILIP'S CHURCH HALL 10.00 aww. - 1.00 p.m Donations should be taken to the Hall by Wednesday April 30" 2003,