South Marysburgh Mirror (Milford, On), 1 May 2003, p. 11

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, FE RB rR Snes Druella Acantha Malvina's Column A So HR, Gem Of The Month - - If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together in the same world at peace.. EA local man dropped his wife off at her hair stylist's * and she was to phone him to pick her up when she was done. When she phoned, a male voice answered and she said "You can come and get me now." "Are you sure?" the man replied. "This is Whattam's Funeral Home." PER UA REN BE UNEP E ORD ASU SE INNER A NAB RANSON FAP EN NEAR NAD NANA GDS No Bake Crisps 2/3 cup peanut butter 1/2 cup brown sugar 2/3 cup corn syrup Combine together in heavy saucepan and cook over low heat stirring constantly till sugar is dissolved. Stir into above 2 1/2 cups corn flakes 1 cup flaked coconut 1/2 cup chopped nuts of your choice Drop by teaspoon onto waxed paper and chill until set. Makes 3 dozen. HENAN AAA TCG HAN Quick Tricks -(1) Equal parts of turpentine and ammo- nia will remove paint from clothing even if the paint has hardened. (2) To remove white water marks from wooden furniture, apply mayonnaise and rub it in. Let stand for an hour or so and wipe clean with a soft cloth. (3) To cover scratches in furniture, break a pecan or wal- nut in two ands rub the scratch A = with the Full Sire & Wiel Backiwe Services] broken Kata & & 1 & LB} a Cl Foe side. Definitions- (1) Vegetarian is an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." (2) Nostalgia is when you live life in the past lane. (3) Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; Cour- age is also what it takes to sit down and listen. (4) Fact is the unsaid part of what you think. 2 A local mother was celebrating her 70th birthday and her daughter put on a new CD to set the mood "for this special occasion." When she pressed "play" everyone burst out laughing as Frank Sinatra crooned ,"And Now the End is Near" iA AS ENS SENN RIN CR REWER NE EDN BER USRARR EOL ERASER AC RN UNO N ORE] (ENS NSUEIN RONEN] ol I i u n x = = a ol Int al A local woman put this ad in the local paper - Lost 50 Ibs. Selling my fat clothes - good condition, sizes 18-20. She was bombarded with phone calls, but nobody wanted to buy the clothes - they all wanted to know how she had lost the 50 Ibs. LES ANS RB REREAD AN ANNAUAASN BH ENUI ROU SRERRURRERED NGA NSE = A thrifty young fellow of Shorem x Made brown paper trousers and wore 'm; 2 He looked nice and heat = Till he bent in the street : To pick up a pin; then he tore 'm. FFI RE NRA RNE UNEP RI RNIN ENNEARN SEAR REN ANSE FAREED ARN There is destiny that makes us brothers; None goes his way alone; All that we send into the lives of others Comes back into our own. There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terres- trial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all. AT ST. PHILIP'S CHURCH HALL St. Philip's ACW YARD & RUMMAGE SALE SATURDAY, MAY 3% 2003 10.00 aww - 1.00 p.wu :