The South Marysburgh Mirror Druella Acantha Malvina's Column Gem Of The Month - Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done. Did You Know? - That buckwheat could be beneficial in the management of Type 2 Diabetes? According to studies at the University of Manitoba in Winnipeg, buckwheat con- tains chirvinositol which lowers the blood glucose after a meal. It helps control blood glucose by making cells more sensitive to insulin or mimics the action of insulin. (Reader's Digest) The town drunk was brought to court. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gavel on his bench and shouted, "ORDER! ORDER!" The drunk immediately responded, "Thank you, your Honour. I'll have a scotch and soda." fesgnolasaesunns [EN ENSRSEENESSREE ji] = NH AN RNA NN IE NNN AA A NN ANN NN ANNE NNW NNN AN Saving Our Environment - No doubt we've all said - I'm only one person -how can what I do make a difference? Supposing EVERYONE did a few things - they would soon add up to a tremendous difference. Such as biodegradable products, low flow showerheads, energy saving light bulbs, composting, buy products with less packaging, driving less by doubling up with others, buy an energy-efficient vehicle and appliances. These are only a few ways - no doubt you can think of many more. ANIA A ENN ANE NNR EN EA NA SS NUNN NAN ANN AAA NANA NAAN To help untangle my fishing gear, I asked my wife = and her sister to walk the fishing line across our = front yard and hold it taut while I reeled it back. 2 A man walking by saw the two good-looking : women and did a double take. "I don't know what 5 you're using for bait, but I'll take a dozen," he said. | = } CREE WO RN IAS Ss NANA s RNS ENN RAR INES sass RasS] Father's Day There are little eyes upon you and they're watching night and day; There are little ears that quickly take in every word you say. There are little hands all eager to do everything you do And a little boy who's dreaming of the day he'll be like you. You're the little fellow's idol - you're the wisest of the wise. In his little mind, about you no suspicions ever rise. He believes in you devoutly, holds all you say and do, He will say and do your way, when he's grown up like you. There's a wide-eyed little fellow, who believes you're always right, And his ears are always open, and he watches day and night. You are setting an example every day in all you do, For the little boy who's waiting to grow up to be like you. Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 12 v.6. Examining herself in a full-length bedroom mirror, a woman complains to her husband. Look at my face. It's full of wrinkles. My eyes have bags under them. I'm getting varicose veins, and my breasts are starting to sag." She turns and looks at her husband. "You could give me some encouragement, some sympathy," she says. He glances at her, ponders a moment and replies, "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight." I SES ARERR ENNERSI EES REEN ESE SNENRNENUEN PA PERE RE ESNINERRUNESNNROONY NI peasy sagsguiniopunagouEngn np SINCE 1925 MINAKER"S AUTO PARTS (MILFORD) LTD. Milford, Ont. KOK 2P0 Phone (613) 476-4547 Fax (613) 476-1565 Specializing in Hard-to-Get Paris New and used, for cars and trucks 1920 models and up Paul Minaker Randy York Closed Thursday Afternoons and All Day Sunday Walker's Greenhouse {Shrub Pruning # Seminar : 11:00 am, Sat. June 4 § Open 8to7 Monday to Friday 8 to 5 Saturday and Sunday ; County Rd 17 1 km East of Milford Phone 476-1113