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l A: '['he New York aldermen a.r e::\ p retty set. Au echo is !llballoa mockery. T h y Lave act ually asked the Trustees of Fast train : Train of powder. the Brooklyn bridge i;iot to have the opening cero monies on the 24th of M ay b ecause it A jack plain: A homely mule. is Queen Victoria's birth-<iay,and thc::eforeof· It never perspires but it por~s. fen sl ve to fri~hmen. No wonder that a n RES1' A.ND CJOHl'ORT T@ 'l'Ult; iSllFF'.ERING Government pastry-a mint spy. American paper uses t he following sensible 0 H·ro,vi1's llonsel1old Pa.11ncf~a" has no The provincial press-a cider mill. lan !{uage on t he occasiou :-" T he1e is someequal for relieving pain, bot.Ji internal and ex· thing peculiarly exasperat ing in this insoAn inn.ovatiop: A reception at a hotel. ternat l t cures pain in the Side, Back or Bow· IE>nt demand that one rlay in the calendar· els, Sore ' Throat, Rheumatism, Toothache, Uneasy lies.the head t11'1t has no crown. Is no w exhibiting her splendid new stock of; Wl'l'HOUT TEETH. Lumbago and any kind of Pain or A.che. .. It Wll'H TEli:Til. shall be put under a ban and publicly de· English, Fxench and American Millinery, will most surely ;q uicken th~ 13lood and Heal, "Please ~ive me a. revi~ed e1lition of t~is cla1·ed a dies non becanse the ruler of acer' Feat.hers, ],' lowers and Fancy Goods. as itB a cting" power ·i s wonderful... "Brown's leather bound stuff, " ~:1'i'l 11 hotel board et· Household Panacea," being acknowledged as as he passed his raw steak back to the tain foreign count ry happened to be born on Her numerous friends and the ladies' of Bow~ the greot Pain Reliever, and of douole the manville and v icinity a re confidently invit ed thart day. What is Qlleen Victoria's birth· l'KA.CTHUl.'L ll>ilNTIST, · strength of another Elixir or Liniment in the cook. to an inspection. 'r he ~reatest economy day to the people of New ) fork and Brvok· NE.ARLY TWEN1'Y YEARS EXPERIENCE. world should be in every farrnly handy for use vonsistant wi th quality has been · Mulcahy says ihe st ate n:; ent that John lyn, cine way or another? What if it hap-made a special study.:Nltr9us OxldcGn s A.'lmintstc1·cd fo1· ~·ubtless when wanted, " as it really is the best remedy Roach's ehip is the first iron launched in pened on the birth-day of Jefferson Davis, in the world for Cramps in the Stomach, and Opcrat.ious. A. splendid sto?k of pains and aches of all kinds," and is for sale by .America ie a mistake, as Mrs. Mulcahy fre- .Benedick Arnold, or any other man, living . OFFICE · UCUUJNG'S BLOCK. all Druggists &t 25 cent.a a bottle. · 18!-ly. quent!y launches iron vessels at him. or dead? 'r he a.!derrat.nic i.;rotest is singuA new editor, who had written his first .ar· larly stupid, ab well as impudent , but its lllottaers! Mothers! ! Ko tilers : ! ! a lways.on hand, A.re you disturbed at night and broken otryour ticle of wit, explained to the managing edi- animus is unmistakable. The majority of rest by a sick ohild suffering and crying with tor, who called him up · to rebuke him, that the aldel'Illen are, as usual, of Irish race. HATSaL'~ "BONNETS the excrillat!nl? pain ot cuttlnl? teeth 1 lf so, the article was all right as a pun-ish-meant and they havelettheir Anglophobjarunaway made over in the Newest Styles. go at once and get a bottle of MRS. WINS- for some persons. with their common sense. 'fhe:i- seem to be LOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP. It will relieve ~ At the funeral-First f:iend: "Yes, Dr. Irishmen first, and only incidentally Amerithe poor little suffer immei(iatel y- depend upon it; there is no mistake about it. There is note Jalop told him he must take r est; but cans, _whic~ i.s not a tenable position for an ~. mother on earth who, has ever used it, who w "·' Charley Jr-ept rip;ht on." Second friend : Amerrcan c1t1zen to occupy . The fact tha.t not telYyon at on'ce that it will° regula'·· ' .nc Guarantcec l Cure for Gonorrhoea and Gleet. bowels, and give rest to t he mother. ar ,., relief "Ah! but Dr. Jalap is not a man t o be tile change of date on the g~oumds alleged S&(o, plea.eant and reliable. No bad effects and health t o the child. operating liko magic. trifled with. He had his way. H e oil ways . would be an uncalled for msult to the It is perfectly safe to use in all cases, and pleae- does.'" ' ruler in quest ion would b e reason enough from its use. Does not mterfcre wi th business 1 ant to the taste, and is the prescrioilon of one for refusing to ,c omply with it. Towards A Sure Cure fo;r o.11 FEMALE WEAK· -Or diet. Price $2 per box, or three boxes for $5, ot the oldest and best femal'e physic!a··s anjl NESSES, Including Lencorrhreal Ir" I set three bena this eea.son, but. they all Queen Victoria personally, t lie American Written guarante, e s, [;;sued by every duly nurses in the United. States. Sold evervwhere left their nei:ots before the batching time, people h ave always cherished the kindest regular and :eainful lUenatJ'u'ation, ' · isHv. ! authori,.cd agent to refttni!. the money if three at 25 cents a bottle. 9 Inflammation aD(t Ulceration o:f 0 n any use be made of the e~gs ?" feelings, and on move t han one occasion, boxes fai l to cure. 'Sent p~stage prepaid on the Womb, Flcoding, PRO· Certainly. Save them until next winter. notably during the cLvil war and al the :receipt of price. . . LAPSUS UT:Eru, &c. II m;, - · Oscar Wilde is cominv overt" ptay Romeo. - time of President Garfield's death she maniDR. FELIX LE BRUN & CO., 81 & 83 King to t he to.sto, efficacious and immcdio.t e I will mail (Free) the r ecipe for , a simple Willing to let them lie : "Lovely weather, fiested her good-will towards them in a not- InlclrFlea.sa.nt !ts etrect. It is a great help in pregnancy, and :ra8t. East Toronto, Sole Proprietors. Sold .by 1'cg11tnl1Je Gi·lm will remove 1·1m, Frc<;ldes, isn't it?" said one hotel man to another" re- to-be-forgotten manner." These are decent, J;.eves pain during labor a.nd at regular periods. .all druggists in Ciinada. 1·1mplcs and Blotches, leavi.n g the skin soft cently; "brings everything out of the ground becoming, and honorable words. In fact, · - OVER THE CHE,\PPllYSIC!.ANS USE I T AND PRESCRIBE IT 1·REELY. clear and bea,~tiful; also insti-uctions for pro- blooming." "Gieat Scott!" said the other, the way iri which the greatm!i.J'.ority of Irishducinga!luxuriantg.rowth of hair on a bald head "I h f f d. tFFo& ALL WJJIAKNP.Ss"' ot the genera,tive organs [ TWEEDS, ox smoothe fltce . .A.ddreRR, lnclos!ng 3c. Rtamp, ope not, or ipy Chifil ere itors a re meu are talking and acting a t the present either sex, it is second to no remcdy thctt ho.sever ncn. l'cudelf & Co. , 12 Barclay St., N. Y. buried." · time is depriving t hem of t he sympathy of of been llerore the public ; and for nll diseases of the P R INTS, · Base-ball fashions for 1883: Fin'lers will ·the whole civiliz.ed world, and is preparing, Kmmrrs it is the Greatest R e;ned y iii the World. COTTONADES, be oovered with' cotton cloth, cut a la mode, it is to be feared, greater suffering yet for ~KIDNEY COMPI,AINTS of Either Sex ,l, GEN TLEMA Nwrin sutfer<t_d for VM·r·frnm and held in plac, e by splints; eye-patches unhappy Ireland. It is t he great misforSHIRTINqs, Etc. Find Great Relief in Its Use. J:'l Nervous DEBILITY, ,PRll'MA.TERE DE- will be dark blue in color, and without . tune a nd folly of Irishmen not to be able to LYDIA E . PINKBAii'S BLOOD PUJUFIER -ALSO A GREA'l' DISPLAY OFCAY, and all the effects of youthful indiscretion fri'nge; ba.n<id.ges will oo cut llias, and · recognize their best friends. If ev er Ireland will e-x.adieate every vestige of B.umo1·s from t he will to for the sake of it.. suffering humanity, senp cou rt pl allt er w1 ·11 b e worn 9n · !Ii1 1 occasions. · h a d one w I10 was a f r1en · d m · d eed th a t one Blood, o..t the ea.me tim e will. give tone a:nd str ength to free all who need the recipe snd directions 1 ~he system. As marveµ o'1s in results as the CompouncL for making th e ~imole remedybywhichhe was "Settled wit h a bullet," says O'le ot our is 'M:r. Gladstone. How have they treated £W"Bot h the Corripo'lnd anc l Blood Purifier are precured, Sufferers w.ishiI\!l to profit h y the ad- Wisoonsin exchangElll in giving an account all his efforts for their advantage ? Like pared o..t 283 and 2.'35 Western .A.venue, Lynn.J Maes. ;!~i~~~r~~:JJ:~~~~c%8tJ~oif.oJic;ii:~~ssingin of a murder. It does not sta.te the c11use born fool s irnd r easonless madmen.' When P1iceofeither, Sl. SiXbotitlesfor$5. The fl ..ompoun"-' now on hand. A full supply of 187-ly. ~2 Cedar St., New York. of the troub le between them, but it is people honestly strive to undo the wrongs is sent by mall 1n the' form of _p\µs, or of lo~nges, on '.hi'lh time that tlie present generation sho'uld ot centuries they break out i n murder, arson, receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham "1 t h d r l t ·th and dynamite. ·when t hey are taken firm · freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Encloses cent e;trn ave no ea ~ngs w ia ever wi a ly hy the throat and the law is called into stamp. Send fo~ p&:mphlet ·. Jf.nti on this Paper. , S ick Headache and relic\'e all t\1e troubles lpci. · .bullet. , · . dent to 11 bilious state or tlie system, sucl1 as Dlz· The advcrtiaerhav-ngbeenpermanently cured 1 ,. " r t quisttion, they crouch down like so many SYLYDIA .E. PINXRAll' S Livu PILLS cure Constlpaii:iuesa, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after eating, of that dread disease, Gonsumption, bya simple l1nanswerable: friest-·-"Pat,, I unfler- flogged hounds. Let Gladstone's ministry f;ioll. Biliousness and Torpidity of the Liver, 25 cent.a. Pain in lhc Side, &c. While their most remarlt· remedy.isnnxious tomakeknown to his fellow· stand you are going to be married again." go to the wall, and it very poasibly may, a-Sold by all Drugsietm.~ · ( 3} able success has been shown in curing sufferers the means of cure. To all who desire DlsoeinfiOlate \'Viciowei'-"'Yis, yerriv'rence." Highest Prices allowed for Fartl1 it, he wiJl send a CPpY of the prescription used, Priest-.. But your wife, Pat, ha e only been who would succeed ? Tho·e who would say : OHN HUGHES.-Licensed Auct ion- Produce. (free oi charge, witQ the directions for 'prepar· - " L et them have i t hot and heavy . " ing and usingthc same,. wMch t)ley wil1 find a dead two weeks," D. W.-"Yis, yer r iv'· Those who would go back , to coercion la ws, ' eer, Valuator and Ari:>itrator,Fire and Life st'u;e Cure for f:oug bs, cJehls , CJon1nmaptlon, rence; but shure ai,n'c she.as dead now as and all that has been gradually, but surely Ins urance, Notes and Accounts Coll<;cted, Money to Lend on reasonable terms. A.dd:ress A.s1.llmn, Bronebitt·, lee. · el:ie i ver will he' ?" . Hcadache,yct Onrtcr'sLitt1c Liver Pills arc equally · 472 Parties wishing tlie Prescriptio11 , will please r' dropped within t he last forty years. Would Cartwrip;h t. Ont. valuable in Couetipatlon, curing and preventing address, Rev. E . .A. WILSON, 194 Penn St,, A huntiog episode: Two western sportsthere b~ freedom? or independen ce, as the this annoying complaint, whilo they n.lso correct N UG HOME FOR SAL E . - -A. Brick Tyrone, March 22, 1882. Williamsburgh, N". Y. · men had t&Hrnd on one s,ide of a wall wand ranting windbags decla.re ? N ot a b it, of it . all disorders of the stoinach, stimulaf.e the Jiv<:r Cottagecoutaintng six rooms, cellar. pantr y and ref,'1llate the bowels. Eren if I.hey only cured -, were hesitating as to whethr r it would do · Enl.'land is in for, it and all the advocates of etc., quarter acre land, stable, wood-shed, hard for either to c1·ossJthe ·patch of mud for a retrogression and suppression will point to and spft wa ter, and other con veniences. For Formerly known as the "Soper Mills. ') bird that had been shot. " The end will the mad fant:ll3t ic fooling of the past forty rurther informa tion apply to S'l'Al'ESM.ANoft'lce, · ' 198-tf. justify the means, " said one. The other years during which tho blatant p athriots of Bowmam·il!e. Ache they wonld llcnhnostpricclcss to thoscwho RIS M I LL HAS BEEN THOR- glanced at his jean trousers and then at the Ireland ou both sides of t he water have a ct. suffer fr om this distressing complaint; but fortu· UGHLY renovated and put in crder,under mire, and retorted: ' Say, rather, it would . ed like congregations of lunatic monkeys natcly 1heir goo<lnessdoea not.end here, a nd those our own special supervision, for th" vurpose ot justify the jea ns." . . a.s reason enough why cc;mcession should b~ who once try them will find thes~ little pills yRlu· gristing a nd manufacturing Oat Meal and Pot "Mr, Green, " said a !!entleman to a New given up, and force shouM reign supreme, 1lmg able in so m any ways that they w11lnot. be w1 Badey, and we are now prepared to recf'ive to do without them. l'3Ltt after all sick hcacl orders from all our old cuotomers and others England farmer who ' wished to introduce a if necessary t d the' extremity of cold steel for work, and we g urantee to give them who doctor to him, "Allow me to present t.o you and p erfect ly unimpeacbable rope · intrust us witll the same entire satisfaction. Mr, Otway, a pharmacist, who is looking foJl Oats a nd ot~ er grains taken in "exchange The Cro~ntng 1'ri11mph of a. M:_extcan. F lour Oat Meal. &c·. H. & J .. TOWNS,' Bow· a loc~tion to settle down in. " "A plia.rma.cist, (lid you say?" asked the farmer. "W.e ll, manyille. 2~7. Tli.e hat is beyond comparison the pet a r· Is the b!lnc or s c many Ji1·es thnthcrc is " 'here wo I have plf\nty of farm assistance a t present, ticle of a Mexican's dress. Even the matte r make our g··c1,1~ bou·t. Our pills c m·o it while BOWMANVILLE. bnt if he will come around during the corn· of t,he ~ents ·in the crown is used to convey others do not.. Cart.cr·s Litt.le Lh·cr Pills arc i-ery smnll nnd huskirig time he can settle down t o work i n a meaning. Four clents may be arranged in v ery enBy to 'ta1~c. 011c Or t.wo pi11s uwkca dose. -<oOo.-my ·corn-field." a som brero. One on each ' side, one in front They 111·c >ITicr.)y vc!(et.ab)e ni:<l do not grinc or purge, b11t b y their p;cntle ncr:o11 pkn ~c idfwho Hie lnITO\".s long \lnough: ~ land age~t and one behincl. The significance of this MRS. KEYS' 11se th,,m. Jn vials nt 25 ceutR: fi1·c for $ 1. Sold Stock of New Goods is now comolete. She has wa.nted a Kentucky farmer to emigrate to arrangement is t ha t, '"hen ,t her e was a dif· by ch·uggists <.:vcrywlwr e, or seut Uy mail. on hand a foll a ssortment of Wools, Ladies Dakota, as he was not ma~ing hiB living iu ference of opinion in t his country in regard CARTER Il!EDICY~E <CO., Reticules, Ottomans, Ties, Hflndkerchiefs. t he old commonwealth. "What inducements to·the r ights of the church, and the two parBraceiets, Fruit Baskets. &c., &c. New Yori{ City. do yon offer?" asked' the farmer. "We ties were formed , one in favor of the church Call and see t hem. have t he rich est lande, the finest wheat, t he and one against it, the clrnrch part y adopted b~t water, the fattest stock, and t he big· this de vice as a distinguishing mark, and CANDIES IN I,ARGE QUANTITIES. 1'hese goods will not be offered at or below geat farms in the world." "Yes," doubt · these four drnts are in tended to g i ve the cost. out will be sold at a small advance on cost. ingly interrupted the farmer. " Why, man, cr own a rude form of the cross. There has This Great Household Medicine on one of those big farms they plow a furrow been no burning q uestion dividing t he naranks amongst the leading · t ion recent ly, so the four dents ha.ve reti ve milee long." " T hat ende it, stranger. Don't talk Dakota to me I It's all I can do mained , as is the case with many other cus.necessaries of Life; MY STOCK COMPRISES: to plow one of these lit tle fifty.yard furrows foms, long after their orig inal significance These famous P ills purify the BLOOD, ancl has been lorgotten. The s~mbre110 is exactly in Kentucky, and if it was five miles long I most powerfully, yet soothingly, act on the n ever would get t o the ,end of it. Gee, whoa1 analagous to a lady's bo1met . The only way LAD!ES' KID BOOTS .A.ND SHOES. Liver, .S'tomach, K £ dnevs, Having bought Mr. R. SYLVESTER'S MA· Buck, get up there !" and he started across i n which the individua.l taste is hampered is LADIES' CALE', KID BUTTON & LAC~·· CHINE -SHOP and FOUNDRY we are pre the pat4lh, leaving tile agent sittinl{ on the in regard to the general sha.pe, The amo;.mt, LADIES' FRE KCH K ID, BU TTON & I..AUE D. and BOW~~Li:l , givm g tone, energy:, and vigo~ sty le and cost of t rimming is left . wholly to o these great MAIN SPRINGS OF LU' E. They pa.red to do all work in ·thjs d'c partment in a fence. LADIES' K IDaSHOE S, BUTTON & TIE. are confiden t ly recom mended a s a never failing t he owner 's will. The ,Mex~cans have evolved satisfactory manner. We shall continue to r emedy in all cases where the constitution, fr om manufacture Mr. Sylvester's celebrated The Stoey of the T~ree Apfleil. ' an article whose variations in t'rimming are LADIES'GOAT&PEBBLE, FlUTTON & TI E whatever cause, has become impaired or weak· positi vely bewildering . The ba nd comes Also Mens' a nd Childr en's of the a bove goods· ened. They are wonderfully efficacious in all ~HAMP.ION One of the ']urgeneff's latest tales b.asa ailments inci<len tal to ll' emales of all ages; and (__] ., < shrewd to'Uch of humor, He recounts h ow ne.11:t as we descend the crown. The m ost M E N 'S LONG BOOTS, COARSE .AND FINE. as a GENE RAL FAMIL Y ME DICINE a re '· ' G iafar, t he renownccl V izier of Haroun Alra- popular: form now is a double coil of silve r unsurpassed. ' M e:N'S LACE Booi'S,UOARSE AND F r'!rn. and shall spare no pains to keep up their pre schid; whi le yet y oung and undjstinguished, rope varying from one-fourth t o t hree-fourths of an inch in dia,meter. ,Before the band M EN'S ]'INE Sf.!OES AND GAITERS. sent reputation. rescued a mysterious old man from assassi11s MEN'S AND L.ADJES' S.LIPPERS. and af~erwarl visited this old man . at bis t ook i ts present form it was a heavy braid of reque:it. The old man took Giafar by t h e silver cord, a n il the in d ications are t hat the Its Sea1·c11tng . mul Jlcallltg Properties 8l"l!I All the above goods sold cumbrous shape now in vog ue will soon he · known th1·ou ghout tile World. long and favorable known- will be carried on h and a,nd led him into a garden inclosed succeeded by seve ri;,l turns of a lighter cord, and with the assietance of ·our Machinery we by high walls, in the rindsti of which g rew occupying from .two to four inches a t the ~ASH For the curo of BAD LE GS, BadBreaste, hope to lare:ely increase t he business in this a str~ng_e tree, in semblance like a CJI>~ess,. base of the crown. T he chance for d isplay Old W ounds, S ores, and Ulce·,-,_ depar tment a nd give our customers increased only its lea ves were of an azur e hue. Upon which t he bri m affords is n ot slighted. - -(0)· - it is infallible remedy. If effectually r ubbed on inducements to purchase from u s . .A large this tree ' hun~ t hree apples ) oJJe of longish There may only be a narx·ow r i bbon of silver the neck and ch est, as salt into meat, it cu res stock of Carriages ·and P loughs now ready. shape, and white as milk; t he second round r unning al'ound the outer ed ge, or, as is fre. SORE 'l'l'IRuA.T,Divh t heria,Bron chitis, Cough All ;work warrerlted satisfactory. Special at arnt red ; the third little, s hliiveled and quently t he cas·1, tt is wholly hidden by the Colds, and even ASTHMA. For Glandular .-4* CU::Fl.ES~ · S wellin11:s, A bscesses P iles F istulas tention given t o En' ine, Mm and Ag ricultura y ellow. " Y OL1th" said the old m a n, "pluck amount of trimming 011 both t he upper and Machinery: a nd eat one of these apples. Of thou eate~t t he under ahte of t lie b rim. T his sil ver rib· R heumati"sm, · tbe wh ite, thou wilt be the wisest of men ; bon is woven into various fan cifnl and intriAn d every kind of SKIN DISE ASE, it has i£the red, thou wil~'he t he r ichest; if the ca.til d esigr:s, and forms an imp ortant element never been kown to tail. 1 ·yellow, thou wilt l:ie singularly acceptable · Sciatica, Neura lgia, Th e P ills a nd Ointment a.re Ma.n ufactured There is t he has had a la rge exper ience in to all old women . B ut mak e speed; the in the decoration of the ha t. only a t533; OXF ORD i:JTREET, LONDON, and . Lame Back, l;.um'bago, utmost d iversity of color among · t he soma re sold hy a ll Venclor s of Medicines t hroughout M achine,A griciilfaral cmdOarriaqeWork, c1~arm loses_ its virt~e withi n ~n ho~r. " iOontracte d Jojnts, breros, _ varying from pure white ,to simple receive prompt attention. the Civilized World; wit h directions for using h · g worked in the largest establishments in Giafar rumrnated wi t h much perplexity, black, D rab is t h e most used ..;olor, doubtin most every lang uage. Oramp in Muscles, ~ . t:v~ominion· which will add lar ely to the "If I know every~hin~," thought be,_ "I less <Jn r.ccount of the d ust which at times is STORE: O n e door west S £ATESMAN office «Purchasers should look a t the La bel. on t hl'l Sprains. e . ' st f th g shall know more tlian rs good for me; 1£ 1 Posts a nd Boxes. If the address is not 533 . mtere 0 e ne w 11 rm. , become too rich other meri will e nvy me. f overwhelming . 'r he material generally used Oxford Street, London, thcy ..are spurious. · The 'rra de Mark s of my said Medicines are ;t:;trG1ve our H ARD METAL P LOW PO~N1 S will eat ,t h e yellow apple. " And h e did so, for the manufac ture of sombreros is fe l t , wit h a smooth or furry finish as the owner registered ; n Ot tawa. and also a t W a.shington. a trlal. rl~e old man l~ughed wfth his toothless, mo.y ' vish. M a ny fi ne sombrer os of straw In Lar~ Bottles 2f&. Each. mouth,mid' exclaimed:"G'>ocly uth!insooth wit h trimmings «f leather are seen. Silver ~ lJ U t :1 ou nast chosen tne better part. W ha t i s almost u niversally usecl as trimmi ng, a lneed hast t hou of the white a pp_ lt!? thou art BRAYL~Y, ,..,, Indeed, t houg h gold is occasionally m et . 241 llowmanville, March 8, 1883. already "\Viser t han Solomon. Nor need est _ _<:_ _ _ - the sombrero, bot h lit erally a nd fig urat ively, thou t he red a pple, either; thou wilt h e r i ch form~ t h o crowning triumph of t he Mexico.n' s enough wit hout it, and none will envy thee." dress,. and t ho a mount of money ~hi9h m ay " V eneraple sa ge," i·esp onded Giafar, be spent bn i t is only limited by t he wis heo ;J " d eip;n to incl ica te to me the d welli ng of of the owner. - Correspond ence of Spring..Lo-- --the a ugu st m other of the Commander of .the field R epublican. . F aithfu l. " T h e old man IJowed to·the ground a nd showed the way. And Giafor is the greatest su bject in Bagda,d, VARD. -To all who are su1l'ering from the rrors Rnd ind·iscr. etiono of youtb, nervous weakness, early decay, loss or manhoou. &c I will send n. J'ecipe that will cure you, .l!'llF.E OF CHARGE. This gre11t remedy was dis· covered by a rnissienary in South America. Send a self·addressed envelope to the Hn:v, JOSEPll 1'. !NM.AN, Station D, New York Ci'ty GARNERED W'ITT:fCU~M,S. ·1 Tl1e Alderm11.n and the Bridge. (. Spring & Summ.e r iMILLINERY MRS. ANDERSON FAMILY MOURNING J.M. BR IMA COMBE, DR. FELi X LE BRUN'S c CANDC 1[J' ·~ .~~~~ ' / ·, ~'&?£;#~ lR.. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'$ VEGETA:SLE COMPOUND. .............. - ANOTHER t.LEGTION l P llMPLrs Old No. i, 'West End, TYRONE. EXCITEMENT NOW BECINNINC ERRORS OF YOUTH. CURE St CK .H MllLINrnY &·rANCY GOODS · To - T I V Es CONSUMP ° G~oceries & Crockery J HEAD Caledonian ' Mills. S THOS. CREEPEa. T DOMINION ORGAN & PIANO to,, WAREROOM, '°" BIG- 20, FIN.E NEW GOODS "W. RUSE~Age_E.t__: !;oats &Shoos. lllBl11 PLOWS ..01 LSTURGEONll-( LINIME1,·1 iRHEUMAT/BM. BEST HORSE .(.INIMENT. OUR CARRIAGE BUSINESS' Holloway's Ointment, C HEAP· FOR · v · ORDERED WORK 'l'\I..[ R :0 A R Q Hi REPAIRING 0 l tl. 'W. __ ____ MOfiTREAL, P:Q.J llClUNG M &"ARGH, c...., DAV j D DAVIS o --oCERJ:ES. · n~w~ .;sroaa. M!W coons. ·~ 0 z. Oi!E llf nm llli:ST rn 0 ~ . ~ l!:~~E"Y I!~TVEST!GATORS USE. It is a.~n~citlc in the c11re ofall diseases of t he KiJne.,·t~, Bladder, Prostatic Portion of tho u 1tin:ir y 0 1·gcins, b'ritaiion or t he Neck oCtb.e Bblclcr, Burning Uri.n,e, Gteet, Gonorrh0tt in all its stages;}focous Discharge~, Cong·estion of tlie Kidneys, Brick Dus~ De posit, Diabetes, Inflamma· tion of tlle Kidneys a nd Bl!td d~r, Drop!;y " of Kidneys, Acid Urine, Bloody Ui"ine, Pain in the Rc;:ion of tlle Bl::clder, PAIN IN THE BACK, Udnary Calculus, Renal Calculus, Rertal Colic, Reteut10n of Uriue, Freqm·11t Uriiintion, Gt'nvel in all its forms, Innbility t o re. l ain the Water particula rly in per~ons advanced in life. IT IS A KIDNEY INVE.STIG~TOR that restores the Ur ine to its natural color, r emoves the .acid a nd burning and the effect of the exce;;.sive use of intoxicating drink:, · Pl"lce $ 1, o r S ix B o ttle s for $:>, ' i:i.. ~ ~ I:!" ·~ 0 0.. Ul 8' 0 ~ ~ ~ ~=~~r~:~ ~;ifi~~~a~~if~1t:r~cnd us ouo Send !or (,'lrcuJ..r, Those who c~nnot oLtnin a hott la of thia Sold by all. Druggists. CO. ·~ W. JOHNSTON & A!.II1EllSTll17ltG, Ont. Agents for the \1 u, s . a nd · D ETROIT, Ulch. Oanaqo. _ Etiquette o f the Gallows. Anecdotes .of scaffold ~tiquette ai e quaint fr:>gment s of lore w orth repeating . It seems tha t ti;lere ~as a. regul~r cqde for sett lement of a.11 q~es~iolls of precedence, or :tor the regular cond uct of !;he . "bu~iI)e~s" when a q u estion ar ose, , Thus when different de · grees of nobilit y m'et' a common fat e ben ea t h the executioner 's axe, a d uke was first d ecapitated , t h en a n earl, a nd after hi m a. , baron. Ao an instal'.!ce of t his, when t.he Earl of K ilmarnock offo;rt;ld t he prior i ty uf deal h to llis fellow· suffer er , Bar on Balme rino, t he Sh!! r ~.ff mterfored and woiild not penJJ.it Earl t o be execut ed in any t he o ther t h an his prupey ord er.; T he righ t of preferen ce .was somet hing claimed by t h fl condemn ed themselves1 a.s.when once a sweep and a highwa yma n wer e being conv .ye<l t o T y bum T ree in t he same car t . As t h ey \>.'ent u p Holboru Hill, t he highwaymau ha ugh tily excla imed to t he chimney sweep, " Stancl off', fellow!" t o which t h e knight ·of t he brush r~pli e d: "Stan d off -yourself, M r . Highwayman ; I have as good a r ight to be. here as y vn ha ve !" T h ere a.re n ot wa.nt ing ot her rules and for ms t o be observed. W he n Ca pel was abo.ut to address the svectators of his d eath with h is hat on, the executioner commanded him t o t a k e it off befor e h e addr essed the people.- Oibl:et Lore, by William A ndrews, F .R.R S. begs to inf'ot m tbe public t hat he has leased a st ore "in the Obse1·ve'i' Block, wher e h e ha8 opened ont w:.th a splendid assor tment of JAS- ELLIOTT, ~Farm Groceries, Crockery, Glassware, Flour, Feed, &c. which h e offers for sale at low p rices for Cash. Produ ce t ak en in exchange, for which the highest market price will be paid. ~A special line pf TE AS of excellent :flavor. WAlso a choice lot of SUGARS. ~COFFEE in Cans. !@'"Canned . .: Goods in gr eat variety. ~.A Call is respectfully solici ted. 'I' H OMAS PA1-,E R SO .N . respectfully announc::es that his purc}:iases or (:::D --R --y G --0--0 --D -'-S ==) G U ARANTEE :-Afte~ faj~ tda l, wiih no r el ief 01· cc,re effected, your money will be refunded. ' P1nrn, $1.00. · . ;.;::====::;; Sold by ;;::--=::::. §'.il.'01".ll.' eclb .nJRW , UOWll:A.N'V'l!L[,lll, II ===:J for t he present season are now ready for inspection, and will be found well assort ed in a ll the leading lin es. Having resolved to reduce bis very large stock within r easonable b oun ds, h e will sell large lines of goods, in various departmen ts, at less than wholesale prices. Parties wishin g t o expend th e1r money to tlie best advan t age, will C"!Onsul:t t heir own interest by making an early call. SUITS got up on short notice and wan.anted to fi t.