TEE CANAIAN STATESMAN, BOWMANVIML, ONTARIO ATRIP TO ENGLiID By Rev. L. H. Turner, Newcastle ARTICLE XIX What memories the atmosphere of this coastal city, West Hartle- pool conjures up! The shopping .Mecca of citizens fromn inland towns and villages. Hesleden, sometimes designated Castle Eden Colliery, is one of these commer- cial tributaries, the birtbplace of the writer. Hesleden, the place famous for Its nuts - i.e,, bazel- nuts-please, dear reader, limit It ta the hazel variety. Well does the writer remember the bigh expectancy of the members of the family awaiting the return of Mother and Dad with the week- end groceries-butter and eggs fromn the Home and Colonial Store, tea from Thomas Lipton & Sons, fruit severely limited ia quantity though not in variety, with oranges topping the bill. Those were the days wben the sweeter cousin of the lemon ap- peared on the menu once a week, and that at the week-end. In a family of ten inciuding Mother and Dad the ration was one each. That famiiy "net" bag laden with good things was aiways welcome. A new record for the old phono- graph (Edisan's barrel type) was eagcrly awaited. One espccialiy tickled the musical paiate-"For Mary Took the Caives to the Dairy Show, ta the Daimy Show, and Farmer Green said that b'd neyer, never seen sucb wonderful calves like Mary's." Sunday morn- ing the oranges were apportion- cd as a prelude to breakfast. Breakfast on Sunday morning was ealy the event of the wek ., Sunday ciothes, which bad been carefuily brushed and pressed the week before, were donned-sboes sbining esplndently in their mentie of "blacking,' the wbistle adorning the pockct of the boy's sailor suit, the latter desîgned and ceated by the deft fingers and artistie mmid of a marvellous mother. Over the "green" ta chapel services morning and ev- ening, wîtb the afternoon Sunday Scbool sandwicbed in betwecn. Well does your writer together witb his younger brother Albert Victor remember that. beautifult "'shot-silk" dress worn by that littie lady the high-pmiestess of the home as hand in band she sbep- herded us to the village chapel-E eight of us, five boys and three girls. If theme was a social cal- endar it was limited ta the dlaims of home. Oh, yes, that lovelyt dress-bow co-operative the sun was in bringing out its seemingly ever-cbanging hues-golden, blueE and then an admixture of bath. No queen ever looked more beau- tiful. Yes, the family pew wa§; quite an institution, the wbole famiiy1 acknowledging Uts clainis. Mother and Dad togetherivith the young- er members, with the older off- spring i the pew iffmediateiy in front. The strntegy o! this ar- rangement will be obviaus ta the reader. Dad Turner was a good fellow basicaily, possessing a few weak- fesses in bis armor. His "Achil- les beel" was expmessed in bis aversion ta the "wearing o! the cap," evea if it wns a perfect fit. Something said by the minister wbich might be particularly ap- plicable ta hlm, altbough sent forth as a generalization, would increase bis tempemature almost ta the point of explosion, and be would vow "neyer ta set foot in that chapel agaîn." O! course, the "cooling off" period complete- ly erased it from bis mi. Did he ever dmeam that anc day a son o! bis would be "wearinig the clotb." A pramineat minister o! a de- cade or so ago relatcd this cx- perience ta your scribe. Possessed o! an influencial pulpit ia the City o! Toronto, an observation expressed by way o! a genemai- izatian more than imked the sen- sibilities o! a prominent and weaitby lady o! tbe congregation. Following custom on this Sunday evening, the good Doctor made bis way ta the exit at the conclus- ion o! the service ta extend the pastoral bandsbake. Uitimately thîs congregational woman o! weigbt reacbecf the exit and witb eyes fiashing fire and personaliy possessed o! a more than indig- nant mien, witb pince-nez poised asked, "Dr. Sa-Sa, did you mean me in yaur sermon tonight?" "My dear lady," said tbe unruffled ciemic, 'éJoný't flatter youirself." Tbe immigrant son sat in tbat family pew together witb brother Will on this memorabie visit. Dust, ta be sure, yct sacred dust. Dear worsbipper, neyer become unduly aiarmed if there is a skimn o! dust garmenting your pew- it's sacred, worth a tbousand dol- lars a cubic foot. This constituted hoiy ground impregnable in its sanctity forever, "Turner Ter- main." As be sat thére those godiy men, "local preachers" la the main, interspersed by the quar- terly vîsit o! the circuit minister, fiooded back la memory. Some o! them did mutilate the King's Engiish, but they were absoluteiy sure o! their "citizensip"-thcy were in very truth a "colony o! Heaven." Not alone did they periodîcally violate the canven- tional Eaglish, but tbey alsa radiated and transferred the unctian o! the Holy Spirit. Their earnestness was more than chai- lenging. The debt the Turner family owes ta this little chapel is Incalculable. The choir was s0 arranged that tbe choristers looked inta the couaitenance o! the preacher, thus affording mutual inspiration. O! course, when anthems were rend- ered the singers turned about, facing the congregation. As a boy the writem verily beiieved that this choir outsbaae anythîag West- minister Abbey could muster or stately St. Paul's Cathedrai. The collective influence for good the chapels have effected thmoughout the land cannot be inadequateiy measured. The Canadian Cburch counts many o! ber ministers wbo were initiated into the atmosphere o! goodness by these "Noncanform- ist" Bethels a! Prayer. By the way", yaur writer's deep- est aPoiogy-we weme ta board the train for London, and beme we bave been iost in the littie town o! Hesieden. Back again at West Hartiepool, awaiting the advent o! the "flyer" which bas the metropolis of Lon- don as its destination. The glass paning of the domelike structive over-arcbing the station is con- spicuaus by its absence. The skelton framework is theme, but the glass is gone. Enemy action, diabolical la its conception and ruthless in its execution, is me- sponsible. Your amanuensis remembers an expemience which befeli this city during Worid Wam I. A naval unit o! the German fleet "bottled up" in Hciigoland managed ta elude the British blockade, mak- ing its way nortb and uitimateiy anchoming before the city. For bai! an boum Oid Tirpitz pumped shelis inta it, causing a good deal o! damage. The rumblings and Don't Turn Your BACH to SCHOOL Kids! Now that school's open drivers must be extra careful. And the best way ta be careful is to drive a SAFE car. We suggest that yau drive Up for aur low cost safe- ty check-up, today! Our Care Wiii Make Your Car Last Longer Dowmanville Motor Sales 0.F. ROBSON, Prop. 166 King E. Phone 585 SCHOOL GIRL SPECIALS ouR SPECIAL SCHOOL GIRL PERMANENTS g%.95 m $5.95 SHAMPOO CUT STYLED -ALL IN ONE - Joan' s Beauty. Centre OR.n Monday to Saturday ail day EVENINGS BY APPOINTMENT PHONES 455- RESIDENCE 2951 speed. Lil<e a giant torpedo s flashes ta a stop with Incredible ease; those bydraulic or air brakes are reaily magical. Already the compatments seem ta be filled ta capacity, despite the fact that the rua ta, London will take five boums. As compartments are vis- ited a tag graces empty seats which rends: "Reserved," with a serial number correspoading ta the ticket purchased. This really constitutes an additioaal fare. Even though the seeker of n seat bas puchased a ticket, if he la not equipped with a "Reserve" ticket bis chances of procuring ane are scant. Penalty for usurp- ing this reserved seat, £2.0.0 fine. As a resuit of this the writer wound up in the baggage car, finding exile there. However, as the Bard of Avon reputedly opin- cd la bis immortal "As You Like "Sweet are the uses o! advemsity, Whîch, like the toad ugly and venomaus, Wears yet a preciaus jewel if hls head." In the baggage car 1 fraternized with cated pigeons, dags on the ieasb, bens going ta market al obliviaus o! their fate, aad most important of ail it afforded me an opportunity ta "ad lib" with the guard, the Englîsb equivalent of the Canadian trainiman. There la no conductor as sucb; ta ascertain the names of the stations one bas ta salicit tbe help of the native travelier. Wbat a relief ta get away fmom the beavily industriaiized North witb its smoke-belcbing chimacys, and sample tbe serenity and rustic- ity of the Yorkshire Downs. Heme for the first time stooks of wbeat wcre ta be seen, with the country- side idyllic in its mantle of scenie beauty - sheep browsing on the bis with cows laziiy cbewing their cud, farm homes and build- ings sporting their trim tbatcbed roofs witb a one-borse cart going the rounds of the farmyard. You students of agriculture migbt want ta know what type of equine quadmuped was mostly ia evid- ence. The good aid Clydesdale with the sbaggy legs. Tbe first stop is Dloncaster,j probably the locale of a Roman, camp during the occupation - castra, a camp-"Doncastra." Wby am I wasting yaum time; no anc takes Latin these days? What a net-work o! railway tracks bere; ta be a railmoader it would seemn that the fine skiil o! the math- ematician would be necessamy. Ia five minutes the iran steed snorts blowing off steam and isn't long la getting inta a gallop. Soon state- ly York breaks the horizon, wbile away ta the east the stately pile a! Yorkminstem f ilis the pilgrim with awe. How majestic! bow inspiring! This is the cathedmal seat of Dr. Cyril Garbutt, Arcb- bisbop of York, sa well known te Canadian audiences. Great souls have tenanted this cathedmal in the past-Dr. William Temple, wha later became Archbisbop o! Canterbury, as also Dr. Cosma Gardon Lang, Dr. Davidsan and others. Tbey are but a few o! a long linq o! illustriaus prelates. The de9tination, bowever, Is London, sa we must push on in tbat direction. Ultimately the boums o! the ealy aftcmnoan an- nounce the advent o! a laadscape motley in bue and grossly ir- egular in pattern. Industries, bouses aid and new, the re- introduction o! the chimacys again infringe upan the sight and disturb the nostrils with their acrid fumes. The cinng and dlat- ter of the mother city fill the tenderfoot with awe, if not with apprehiension. Cbaring Cross Station in the nortb end o! the city is aur înland part o! disembamkation, 50 Wel known ta our soldier and Air Force sons and daugbters. This is London, sa weli knawa ta the illustrious o! the past- William the Conqueror, the Ed- wards, the Georges interspersed witb a William, ail crowned heads wha wielded the sceptre in this metropolis. Ycs, thîs îs the Lon- don o! Samuel Jobaston, who, whiist baving penned dissertations on Immortality, yet possessed a mare than morbid fear o! deatb. The ghost o! Shakespeare is berc ta bid us welcome, aided by the Pitts, Gladstone, Disraeli. What a galaxy o! stars! Unknown ta those around but known ta the Deity, a prayer o! tbanksgiving is o! fer- cd that "The King is stili in Lon- don." What ta do next in a ity boast- ing a population o! aine million souls, so vast and so complex! I remember a student la Latin be- ing asked ta translate into the English equivalent the Latin phrase - "Hic ex rursu," - Hesi- tating a littie, he finaliy blurted out, "A hick !rom the country." That aptly describes the situation. "ISEA OF MATRIMONY" LAKE IN GERMANY ... When you hear mention o! the "Sea of Matrimony," it's a lake in Gemmany. Its waters are sweet at the surface and bitter at the bottom. And since mar- niage is aiso described as bitter- sweet. they nnmed the lake Sea o! Matrimony. To add sweetness ta your life, whethem you'rc married or single, icama ta salve everyday problems througb Statesmnan Ciassified ads. They're easy-to-ordcr, quick-act- ing and economical. Diai 663 for sweet-profits. GREEK WORD FOR BELOVED IS MAYBUG The Greek's word for the abject of bis affection is 'Maybug." But in Bowmanville and district a money-bug bites some folks and they cure it througb Statesman Classified ads. And it works not only in May, but the rest of the year as xvell! If you've something ta seli or ta ent: if you nced work or workers, if you'd like ta find a good business or more custom- ers for vour service or merchati- dise, a Statesrnan Cassifîed Ad is for you! To place an ad thai feeds the money -bug in \ou, diai 663. The womnan who tbinks mare of a man than he deserx-es often comes ta think less of him than he deâerves. COST-OF LIVING AROUND THE WOIRLD INCREASE 1 (Per cent of change in one year) loI e2 5 30% The above cbart ls based on figures releaied by the International Labor Organization, one of the Specialized Agencies assoclated wlth the Unted Nations. The chart shows a comparison of thee most re- cent 1951 figures available te ILO at Geneva wlth the figures for the corresponding period in 1950. In some cases, figures are complete through the nionth of March; others are for January or February. Sa You Tenderf oot Cciii These - Hard Times!1 Heme 19 how the Deloraine Times of Manitoba paints a word picture of bow the prairie pion- eers back in the hard times of the 80's existed: Hub, caîl these 'bard times?' Befare you drive up ta the gas station and say "filber up," just quit holleria' about bard times long enough ta consuit some of the aid timers who knew what bard times really weme. On the way ta pay the last instalment on your car. quit bollerin' about the times being bard long enougb ta let some old settier in these parts tell you about bard times that were really bard. Before you set th9t ten dollar éo eA DRY CLEANINU TIIATMAI<ES CLOTHES LOOK #%Lll(r, - HOUSEWIVES AMAZED AT MIRACLE SANITONE DRY CLEANING Removd e Odorl.ss " poftAre Gon.l " Hoids a Botter %U.s Cali Today! Eveleigh's Laundries Cleaners & Dyers OSHAWA ZENITH 13000 Local Aient: HOOPERS LADIES' WEAR I at on your bcad, and button up that eigbty dollar overcoat, and start ta teli what n belluva job you have getting aiong in these awful bard times, just cail up some grey-baired pioncer o! the 80's and ask hlm or ber about it. Say, you baven't the rcmotest idea o! what bard times reaiiy are - you with your automobile, and your telephone, and your fumnace heat, and, youm porcelain bath tub, and your radio. HoW'd you like ta haul your forty-cent wheat ten ta fifty miles by ox- team when the mnercury was !orty below, and seli the whole bloom- ing load for lcss money than you pay for the tank full o! gas, and ail for your automobile today? How'd you like ta stand round a barrel and be tbankful if you drew a moth-eaten avercoat con- tributed by a feilow back east. Or a pair o! patched shoes that you wouldn't wear even in these bard times. How'd like ta be snowed in for a montb or two ia a sod bouse or a wînd-swcpt wabbly wooden sback, burning cow chips or straw for fuel, and subsiding on boiled wheat and sowbeily, in- stead o! sitting around the radio, listening to gaod music, or read- ing the papers and magazines that were deiivered ta your door that day by the local carrier travelling over open roads la an auto- mobile? Who are you anyway ta be bol- lerin' about bard times? Better a good crop and steady prices, than ta sec every green tbing on your place caten by grasshop- pers. But you'Ill probably go ahead hoilein' about bard times while you are spending more for gas and oil and tires than it cost your father ta rear and educate a family. Dad and inother reared a family around a cookstove in the kitchen, and batbed tbem- selves and the cbildren la a wood- en bath, but you gat ta bave furnace heat, shower baths, inaide toilets and poroelain tubs. and yet you bolier your heads off about trnes being biard. Sa, you give the oldtlmers a definiteiy bot pain. Wby, they used ta ent mush for breakfast and think tbey w4re living like kings. Now, you seli a bushel of corn for about a dollar, and buy it back in the shape of cereals put up in fancy packages, and pay for It at the rate o! forty bucks n bushel - and bolier about bard times. The oldtimers used ta kil their own hogs and cure their own bacon, but you are so danged busy hoilerin' about bard times that yau seli your hogs for about thirty dollars on the boof, and then buy your bacon ail wrapped Up in fancy boxes, and pay for It at the rate of ninety dollars a hundred. We used ta pay about from $1.75 ta $2.50 for a pair of shoes that were meant for wear and not for looks, but betweea your spasms o! hollerin' about bard times you pay from $7 ta $15 for a pair of sboes for their looks. Wben mother paid 35e for n pair of catton stockings, father used ta look worried, but if you can't wear nylons at $1.75 a pair you tbînk life is without joy. Hard times, my eye! The womst that we are experîencîag today wouid have, seemed like seventh beaven in prosperity ta the pioneers. Give tbe present genemation about thirty days of wbat the pioneers considered bard times, and tbey'd just curi up and die. Times are only bard by com- parison. We just tbink they are bard because we are compelled ta pay for a lot of things we bought rampant, tbinking prosp e r i t y would neyer end. We bave lived beyond aur means, and now bave ta pay back aur obligations whcn we are saîlîng aiong on ex- panded credit. Tbe times are al rigbt - it's you tbat's ail wet - we mean wroag. Buy wbat you need, pay for it wbea you get it, and instead of boilerin' about hard times, try smiling for a change. Hard times? Baloneyl 13URKETON Scbool opeaed Sept. 4th with the new teacher. Miss Helen Hut- ko o! Sprucedale, near Huntsville. Salvation Ammy Balpd was in the village Thursday evening. Everyoae was pleased with their message and music. Mrs. Molly Lavery and Heath- cm, Toronto, witb Mm. and Mrs. Irons. Little Heather is staying witb Mrs. Irans for some time. Mr. and Mrs. Hatbron and family were at Bumat River. A fareweil party was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Cochrane in bonom o! Mm. and Mrs. Waiiy Bmeck and Allan wbo are saiiing for England,2P saiied for England on Sept. 4tb. Mrs. Ed. Cochrane is Mrs. W. Breck's sîster. Our best wisbes go with Mr. and Mrs. Breck wbo expect ta be in Cambridge two ta three years. Little Bemnice and Ralph Gmace spent two weeks witb their grand parents, Mm. and Mrs. W. J. Hen- derson at Bowmanvilie. Mm. and Mrs. Henderson spent Sunday with Mr. and Mms. H. Grace. Mms. Ai! Grace Sm., En! ield, spent 10 days with Mr. and Mis. H. Grace. Mm. and Mrs. Ralph Ecclestone and Walter. Miss Josie Archie, Sudbury, witb relatives. Mr. Walter Bmvan, Oshawa-, Mm. and Mrs. Bill Siingeriand and Linda with Mr. and Mrs. B. Hubbard. Mrs. Ben Hubbamd and Mms. Tom Westiake wcre if Lindsay. Miss Lois Davcy spent a few days at Hall's Lake. Mm. and Mms. J. Fankum with Mm. and Mrs. J. Curran. Mm. and Mrs. Lamne Garrow and family, Oshawa, witb Mr. and Mrs. R. Dean. Mr. and Mrs. Russell Dean weme in Toronto ta visit Gwcn at the bospital. Mm. and Mrs. A. J. Tompkins, Mm. and Mrs. David Warsman were in Peterborough with Mrs. Vera Heatberiy. Mrs. P. E. Rogers, Mr. and Mrs. J. Hunter, Toronto, with Mr. KEEP YOUR BOY OR GIRL ON TIME FOR SCHOOL WITH A NEW WATCH! These watches arenmade especially durable for school children with genuine Swiss movements. BOYS' 7-JEWEL NEDANA WATCHES with strnp OnIy -$13.95 GIRLS' 7-JEWEL NEDANA WATCHES with strap OnIy - $12.95 HO OPER'S JEWELLERY AND GIFT SHOP 28 KING ST. W. BOWMANVILLE PHONE 747 Warmer in Winter! Cooler in Summer! And mare economical the . year round! Insulation ai- ~-most always pays for ltself ~-in a very few years in fuel saved and it adds dollars to the resale price of every S home. USE ,JOHNS - MAN VILLE HOME INSULATION SUPER FELT-ROCK WOOL BATTS 'Uniform thickness - vapour resistant- warmer in winter - cooler in summer. ruel Savings up Io 25 o/o BULK INSULATION la 30 lb. bags - 3" thick, BATT FORM with Nailing Tabs 3" thick, 67.50 per 1,000 sq. f t, 33 Cartons, 50 sq. ft.$3 8 cavering approx. 2' thick, 50.00 per 20 Sq. ft. 1,000 sq. ft. Per bag - --$14 Cartons, 70 sq. ft. $350 DON MeGREGOR HARDWARE LIMITED "We Help Make Houses ... Homes" PHONE 3386 BOWMANVILLE 59 KING ST, W. IPAGM ZIGRT i TNUESAY, S"". M l m RotaryClub peenl cp wt ther aro of New Canadians-mostly Dutc)i (Contlnued from Page One) -who have chosen this district as James T. Pollock Thos. Pascoe site for their new homes. L. M. Courtice A. E. Ciemens Farming, however, is th# main I. L. Brown Richard Pascoe indusr, and many men of the J. Wm. McLaughlin Alex Wight land specialize ini accredited herds Eber Milison W. E. Courtice of dairy cattle, beef cattle, sheep. Jas. Stanley Geo. W. Stephen poultry, grain and apples. Junior Thos. Baker W. R. Courtice Farmers, coached by Agricultural Thos. Baker C. A. Wight Representative E. A. Summers, Sulas Williams G. F. Annis are quite active in the Township A. L. Pascoe C. M. Carruthers and possess an ever increasing In. A. W. Annis W. R. Pickell terest in good farming. Severai R. R. Stevens R. K. Squair have shown exceptionai prowesu A. Millsofi R. W. Nichais 'n public speaking. According ta Mr. Hogarth, EI- Women's organizations flourish ward G. Prower's fine year term in Darlington Township, and sev- of office represents the longest erai industries, namely a butter individual Reeveship, but Thomas factory, grist and saw milis, ar~ Baker holding the position for 'stili quite active. "ýBiacksmt,. two terms, one of two years and seemn to be a thing of the pastï" a second of four years. Mr. Hogarth said, but garages and Boasts Famous Men service stations are mushraoming Darlington born men have uP ail over the Township. In the made a considerable mark In the narthern section of Darlington worlct, Mr. Hogarth said, and cer- tobacco plantations are prosper- tain of her sons have gained con- ing, and much reforestation is be- siderable fame. Among those ing done on blow sand. mentioned were: Sir Sam Hughes, Ail Modern Service% Dr. James L. Hughes, Prof. John In Conclusion, the speaker sald Squair, Prof. J. B. Reynolds, R. hydro and telephone service are S. McLaughiin, Geo. W. Mc- availabie in ail communities. Laughlin, B. S. Vanstone, A. N. Roads are kept in decent repair, Mitchell, Dr. Jabez Elliott, A. M. considering heavy truck and auto. Hardy and many others. The mobile traffie, and ail villages are speaker paid special tribute to neatly maintained. Col. L. T. McLaughlin, D.S.O., Rotarian Garnet Rickard moved C.M.G., wbom be said "was one a-vote of thanks ta Rotarian Jim of the greatest men in his estim- Hogarth for his informative class- ation" who stili lives in our ification taik. He referred to the midst.i Township Cierk as "aur own Jimn United Church Dominant Hogarth" and said Councillors Significant throughout Darling- "look to Jim as our own Book of ton history and an integral part Knowiedge." President Dave Hig- of Township life today, are the gon also added his thanks. well-kept, modern churches. Some Birthdays were celebrated by boast eiectric organs and several Pete Neweli and Frank Jamieson aid churches in the township and guests included: Clyde Coch- proudly display memorial win- ran,.Rotarian from San Antonlo, dows. About 90 per cent of the Texas; and Rotarians Geo. W. population belong ta the United Hart and Newton Richards, Osh- Church of Canada. awa; Jack Allun, Cobourg, and Township schools are modern F. C. Addsett, Belleville.