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ortun- A-crtain cusýtomIer -al-ways feu aslýe2p in the brc' hi.Thbat w~ntse bati in a shop in whicb ho Waweili knIownBut Wh e he wasn't knowa,wcl The daycame tatieha maircheti into a strange- barber'% shop nued founti imsecf the only C cuaoer la te pace Re Qenset i bseU f at i a c ï, i "A iht tim"he erdereti. "Netmuchoff thle top." The baroîber nodded; vwatt j work. Andas he workcd,tUne "-.--~ensto e oioweti bis usýual hait, Thra hurs laehawked R~ eokin late 1mirr-or, ani, >te bIs horror, isoveieti that the barber hati givea hlm a bIrcut ýIaImate himlm ie ratcal 9-lJ. 'toly aaketi for algh trhm ! be howlet. "Why ave you jut of Cf almybar? Thea barber ýgazet oeiy u the wiadew. "What isececult 1 CIO?" lha tlemawtieti. "Bsiness is slow- and P't go emrzy juet shttng,, Tw,,o men wcre aring111. "ýWhai.t's tae meanling of tact, Jim?" asked ue. *Jin wriakled is foreti. "Weil, what la lb?" "'Look here. VU1 give you an AILustration, The othar day I 'wenbte toi]CIa pipe in abah roDom. Wbeu I got insite I saw ewomn lathe bomi'tub. 1 gFave eana ok1-aisti1Y bat, sais,'Begarosr"tt' Mvýstler was tellingatâ e çcf the time sue was a littie girl. Ltte eHarold ite-nedi theu-glhtfully as She teld or yidimg a pony, sliding dowra tihaystack, and' wading in eh ro n îthe farm. Fioxnally e aaD âTwith a sigli, "I wish i1 had muet yoen carlïe-, Mothýer." Man' s ~ Justified JTohn Burrel ba12S faith la bbcil onesy of e-n anti a rece exprinc justi fies tat'0fahh ha boltis. An airmian bîouti for asaon -arrived ti tToronto Unia ontton wbere Mr. BurrlI' laCan-adian Ntoa Riwy passeger aentanti fount i hm- sef ho t at'2. ùof bbc aclces- mgryfare .BEurrei ativanceti 5atWo spot tie admiraa wcnbon rivl a Sahatonforw--Adcd S2. wvth a nots of tnk te bsMene- Tisýe nuni'ber oGf hgson1e1 onn a e Jccasher. 1940 > 'e Ilte ibigist ever recortied, 6eeae of 28 par cent over bbc :Aumber reporteti on tise corres- ponting Atin a 139 $rtoulnlg pulrpç5c5 tiuriiig 1940l A -,otalleti 8,,405,.537. Ganadian au- moïk-'biles teoring lantle Tibet Èý,tes i1940 totalied 5 8S9,r53. Th T~eidntbroke n igh-yearprecdent bynmaingtishtoi addressatîthe -an1ual dier of lhe Whiite fbusýe ('rsp, ens'Aso c ia-ti on aWshntn BY ROBERTA LEE ed teseerl eopie whio lhav1e en- tertaineti her, iwoldn't t be1a. vight te give one largeparwty, at invite ail of tden? 2. Whi1ch la usually less ex- penive, a tabble'hote or an ai Ya carte ineal? 3, Yhen- a professionlai n tertalinler attends so0mile soCîDl untnis it aij'l righit te ask him to perfuorx? 4. If you are in a cro'wd, andi your comipanien is talking nl,a suh a ovice Éthat itl, î attr-acting attention, wht aoulti,,-ou do? 5, Ia it ail right te --H -an office enMpoyee by her firu Stne whea speakîng of her te the elm- pluyer' a. When callhag on a frient and She is net at home, is h itI Answers 1. lbwould bebetrp- hapsifalarge numnber of SPeepetegive several smailr aaar, mitng inustbteet e2ach whom she think1,s would ha cangenial. 2. The table d'hoe eelis usually cepr .Net, unirle.os it bans býýeenprvou ar- raged. Otherwise, it is vry Lwryeur own- veice perce-p- ibIf this is o efctv, a "Ltsstep sdewer eol ctotbear us" '.No . Say Yen. "eryte m-riýssyen" May be ritten on ones cart. Can-;,adian Naional R-ailways Revenues, nays Systemfer th peîo enia Marchl4th,1941 were~5,27 H dsAre SEmaller Tle lbats mca wore ffy~cr aýgewvere bigger uthai t-dyfo tihe average size ias Qà/a agaa'- bbc est /. Gene Tuaacy, fre oli box,'iag chamlpionl, 1antIi Bing Cros- by, tisa ci ouer, arec xcpios for tbey 'bot.h take ~Se r Mr. Cisurcill (711) anti preï- dent Roosevat (7M). iMr.SAn- thony Eden'a bats, heevrar oaly 65 . ,The iggest seati cf nete l insbosj- y was ýýthat of Da- jidi Hpme, the philosopher, xo took8,/. Ia sema cas ca> ,ý AFs hiadts becomie biggcr as the grow eider. Sir FlindersPer, bbc arch"Iacologist, took a 'whanhao was 21, l wc 3, 7U/ at 40, anti 71$. at 50. Instant Cure Pour boys had -their eotin rJ e o r e d i n s t a a t l i w a h y i sehool eblidrea t e,-vL,5 il Out of the car r oeboth doctor took atepy-m dci b cad(. FHe remloveti a pee0 cea ipecil for amoth,-r lad ant from the ears of bb ohes oo Do,'tiet bb shfer roilicti 'ld e-au- nýecessaI7ry mont. eivwtotdly tht nifln- a nd eneez *iinteB, - n Da eSO.,be or jar 'LMnhveu odyfom youi eretdrgîp ~ n Q. Jow c 1n T ean elu Ced? A. Rubb'ing vîth, a wooilel len c,ý)ithis vr fetv.Sal- araus ic alsovery90o-d fo. Q.low car. J prevent cham- passig'eM? A. hegloeswill not be2omeC hard if a few drops of olve oll a e aded tothe w ter te oil a'soh ls pese~ ethe charîlis.ý Q. ow can 1 elc a small bit o vwo)d tt1cbras boeen hip- ~ped ffa ieeoffiriu? A.Thisi cmiherplce by singte white f)aï eU-L M~Wat can 1 du if the toe e n e? no UsW Whien ti , the c (ase, fil! the ee wth air ombiga.This o p ns the see fDomi crackng acoss te top. Q. Hew cnI mend broýnken A. Mke averystiff pastec of~ ~ ~ ~ ài Petadcretadwater-. Glen te edge,,s of the ari thoroughly, appy the cetnent te both brokn edge, psn the dges tgthrveytihly nd ticsecrel unilthe cenentba Q.How ca Treedyirk ha has become ton thik? ~.Ada ittie viegar bit, andtheinkwil L;he usýable again. BABIE-ES RESIST BOfLS Zabis ae bora ithinstir- ance against deveoping bouls and abscses during their first yeax Dr. lfre B.Lo1ngacre of the Tane Universiy sansoOl f ledicinesNew Oreans la,, de- caes tÏhat infants Show amak P ei stan1ce to the staph-ylococ- eus ge=mw1hich causes skin erupi-j tions and other infections. Th-.is rIesistane iasts only from à> few menthe te o a year. 1 r TASTE GOO0 [NA 4s pC kc GROW,,vN U4 SUNNY, SOUTHERN ONTARIO LIVES WITý'THOUJT STOMIACH lb in possie te lie wthoub your somch smetims Mme happily than itb it. Scene teporbs the case of a mua swuig frontcae n elc stomaci who asFbe-en geUing alngwel îtou tat or-gan for nhe put year. At operation the entée stoar- lech asremnovcd tl bc pper pcigte lb was stt(cetidirect- !y Ate clarge intestIneha a dcli- unsesurgicaManoeuvre. TW patient bas to eat More Xrcqucntiy than other people and la' mai e amnouats but he bas ne Oiffiltyin digestion bacaýusa( dgsinis a fnto2o tha in- teostiesanti te steîach la Mare- lyl a natural coallcee mixer te stir np the foodi Yeu mat: Chick Catalogue Coief Twsddle Chvick Hatch- erieýs 1L1iietiatatvenw14 caalgu re Iaow aalbe o rime- anti chck beeders wihing te~ ~ ~ ~~~~i seuieasolt ot at Findlng New Use Fer Corn Syrup May Replao e FouwiIh e Cane PrGdcts dlairy laotry of thle New', Yerik SaeAriutrlstation -jt Geneva, N.Y., indîcate ta cerrn sugar ornsru ay replaceý apprximaelyone-fourtb- of'tLe C-cne ugar nwusead i th I-N ICE CIUA-M In buletn"escring-i-the exý- peimentsý, Dr. A. 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