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4 The Ca!la-iarj Stateiil, w~wilFeb.24, 1971 EDI TORIAL COMMENT eIIl Deserved Recognition for Hiarry Recenltly, PlsieCbapter Of the Royal ArchMaos Bowmanville, paici a well-c1servedi tribute to Ilarry &. Freemnan cf-4pl Grove for bis un- tiin fforýrrtontheir behalf ovçr a con- !ideralle length oif Urne. We wýoulJd like to Join with the Mansn ipblicly acknowledging the servce hatthis rnan bas rendered duir- ing his lifýetin- l o bis churcli, bis cOru- munity an-d iman'y organlizatiorts witbin it. In addition, prior to bis reztiremnent, he; was a -most valued and respected tmpviber aof the G len Rae Daîry org,ýan- zation fojr vwbich hie worked for, 43 y arsa Mr, Freema mois not one toseek prominenice or -açcroades-, be isthe mne Who takes ýýon the Jobs tbat, need doïngý, and wib beasisaneof bsequally ýomtiuiiity-n'iinded iwîfe L1ola, caýrnes themn out witb efficiency and no great arrouint of fuss. Our bats are off to Harry Freemaan, one of the linest, citizens tis, areaba ever produced. CE FOrAq Drawing Close to a Conclusion Alter u mny rnonths of study, argu- ment, and pïlannîig, it would appear that OAPADS is chrawng close fo a point -where agreemient between repre- é-e;ntativvs of the several comnuunities inrvolved may be reacbed. Elsewbere, nlon:e of the details bave been:ý piîblished, suCb as proposed boun- dary lines, the split in respon.sibility between local and regiQnal tiers of gov- ernment and sao o. It will be difficuit for most of us ta understand the com- plexý changeover tbat will be requined to bring the new ena into effeet. No doubt, tbene also will be somne appre- bensi on as btb e practicality of some Of tbe suggestions, but tbose wbo bave been closest ta the study as it bas prog- ressed, ,vill bave a iorecomleepie- ture in tbeïr mindrs of tbe- end resuit than will the average ctzn If the report.'s rcmeiain r brougbt into reffect, witbout 'oo mnuch alteration, we in this area ae gng t find ourselves facing great changesa mucb of our government will be ne- inoved -from close at biandi and trans- ferred to tbe nexv, more remnote seat at region in Osbawa. Tbis will take some tîime for us to adjust to, but Ïin tbe end it is boped tbat better facilities and more efficiency will corne about. In tbe meantime, we sball voice aniy objections to tbe new pattern tbat we may bave and do our Lest to im- prove our position in tbe overal structure. Just An, Qld. Fashionied Win ter, Thatïs Al It was most difficuit' eanly~ this rnorning to be really bappy and en- tb-used about tbe weatber we've been hiaving. . . the freezing raîn Monday nigbt, followed by wet snow that left roads ames To top that off, bbe rains ;seeped tb-rough any boles that could be found, because cave rougbs were plug- ged solid witb iîce, sa-- there are quite a f ew this miorning wbo will be spending timne doing somne mopping up. 1It was pretty thougb, with the brees banding their snow-covered branches toward the ground, hydro winesý glisten- ing and straining uinder the additional weigbt. 'We couldn't belp thiin.king ow much botter off w7e were than those areas of the United State's wbere ton- nadoes bave flattenied complete towns, or an eartbqu-ake bas sbudderecl. We'l beef about the old-fashioned winter and its inconveniences, but Witb any kind of luck, Spring will soon be bere and tbings will take on a mucb rosier outlook. Keep believing and shovelling. JX Corner for (Pet IN MEMORY I WANDER 1-r, mcupory I wander flown a Jane aI sbady trees Once agai wîtb yau I wander inin mygardon aif memonies. Song birds fîlledl the air Wi1ànthebc onclerful music of spring My beant, was singingq thene When yat proised ta wear 'my ring. Tfhe violets of spring, I remnember Reflec-,te bthe blute of tbc skies BFut bhcy couldn'bL compare, I re-member With the, lovely blue of your e-yes. That Autumn we were mran-ried In a chapel in bbe rees And your love for me I've çarried In my garden i mremnonies. T'hen God gave to us a daughber Witb eyes of your own bine And fin that cottage by tbe water, There was lave and iaugbter tao. Some dlay aour daugbbcr will be marnied In that cbapel in the trees 1 hope she finds tbe lave I've cannied Tin mry ganden of memories. le SPEED THE GREATEST PROBLEM by "Lýongboat" Random bugt on bbc greatspeed of today~. Wben that inan witb bbc snowmabile thcy say Was careful ai-d avaidled unsafe dniving condition. Alas today -a wire blas killed, he's in prone position. l- an Old .Tinien and not ashamed ofitl anc P-b it at ai1,l tlniving a. grand pacîng harse, ready ta go at m-y cail. The darkesb nighit, be took mhe, saîeiy ta my aid borne, Wvhene in his stail, bis nice bnown bain I would comb, An appie hîi my pocket, be wouid nase it right out 0f bis love for me, I neyer had, even one doubt., In tbe very darkecst night, be gave up a shane of road And neyer once did be ever bave borne to be towed. Today it is horrible Io readi, eacb week of .be killed Bo-cause fantastie speeds, people intb cars were spîlled Reports state traffic accidents kill just as many as war Wbich is wo-hy I keep asking, bbe neal true answer FOR. Cars arc just pi)eçces of metal with no trace of a brain That will try at crossings 'to' beat GO GO FASTER TRAIN 1 prefer to walk whicb I've enjoyed steadily- for yeans And I can change iny speed witbout cbanging or- stripping gears. My anc estors lived I believe about one bundred yeans Tbey carne and went happy or, troubled iby these annoying fears That curse our lives boday with cippling fanatical BEERS, Wben I was y7ounger we just called SIMPLY LUNATICS SEERS. Alas, high speed just goes on forever kîlling The motfor cars by makers are onders now filling. I'd like ta sec al bbat slauigbter at an end, But bigb spced and good sense neyer do blend. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO .. Feel a buttencup opening in a meadow, Srnelî a snowflake driîfting to tbe ground, Taste a sunbearn walking across a window panie,., H-Tear a star bwinkling in tbc nigbt. See yourself . .. 'but not in la minnor. -Tom Chard I 'i i Durh=s Counfy'aicet Famrily journal Establisbed 117 yemrs ago in 1854 Ab* Iucorporetng The. Sowuenvilllo Newy The. Newcautle Inclependent Tho. 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Canadign Statqstnar bustness office duly sïr§ned by the adIveriuer und with such errer or corrctions pcinly notedtin mrïrirs thereo.and in that case ifrrny error se n oted i, rot Ccrreetied by The Geanadiuan St«tesmon itsls iaefity shcIl ot xc su-h oa portion nf the entiire cosi of euch adverttaeinent as the spare orrupledf by the noteDd err hr eLr ta he whota spc-re cujpied by rurh drtsiet A MacJDuff Ottawa Report Oh! Fuddle Duddle!, Wben Pr,ýie Minister Pier- re Trudeau, sittrng in his Commnons seat, lookedi across ut ail Opposition questioner and elaborately mroutbed the famous four-letter Anglo- Saxon obscenity there was no one in the ChIamyber wbo could say the-y were unfant- îliar witih the Word. Tie word followed byF the word "off" is used ev1ery day in officeýs on Parliament Hill just as it is used iii offices across Canadaî. But it is pever ujsed ir, the Commonls chamiber. In the past its use Lhcre has been so unthinkable there hnsn't even been a rule against the word. Even -te, the Primie Minis- ter could have extricated hîmself front his pre-dica- ment had hie openly ndmitted te mouthing the expression - which at least 50 people saw hlm do - apologizedl and conceded he had been wrong. George 1-ees, lhi e was in John Diefe-nbaker-'s cabi- net, used improper language, admitted it ard sid he "goofed". HIe was quickly forgiven by people who un- derstand that men under duress can use words that tbey would nlot choose under other conditions. But Mr., Trudea~u trîed te duck questions from news- mens on whether he had mouthed the word. Finally he denied he bad mouthed the specifie wordIs, The denini could not be accepted by nuiyone wbo had been looking at his face ln the Commions. Anyone hear- ing the denial foun-d it diffi- cult to accept. And some wondered aloud about the type o! marn who could not admit he had been wrong on such a minor matter. The Commons has rules against the useo! "un-Par- liamentary languiage" such as the world "ir because itl la supposed to be a form- for serious discussioni. Ia such dsusoMent- bers are supposed to match points o! argument before a final decision is taken on an issue. Members insulting each other or huiling ob- scenities across the floor of the Commons woûuld prevent any attempt ut constructive discussion of the nation's probleras. Thus, traditionally, Mem- bers have abîdled by at least minlimum standards o! dec- orumn in addition tIo the rules again-st u alnetr language. By just rn.OUtbing ,the famous expletive tbree ties Mr. Trudeau avoided aniy Commons action againist hlm for breaking its rules. HIe bas employed the samre technîcality in the past whlen he bas used bis banids to mke obscene gestunes in reply to opposition a-rgu- ments. However, these ges-, tures bave been suibtie, not blatant like his performance last week. Wbile Mr. Trudeau's need to resort to the obsccnity was unpleasant anld tunac- ceptable, it could have been understoodl if it had bc-en an open, emotionial act. The fact that bis use o! the word was devious, and the fa-t ithat he later tnied to pretersd he badni't used it, probably tells us more about his character than the mere fact that he rnouthedI it. After he had made bis Point to the opposition, and aftcr be biadcva,ïdc e ay Commons condicem-na,iti, ihe tricd to brazen his way pat newsieni. But the newsmen stood up to imy. - they hiave niot al- ways done so mn the past - and insistLed that he aiiswer the specific queýýstion io! wbie- ther lehe ad mouthed fthe words. 1Pressed onl this poinIt, r porters. HEe tricd to bring, in a red bcerning, he tried to ridicule the oppos,ýition as over-sensitive, hie prctended he hiad mnouthied "fuiddle dud- dle". None o! these tricks, worked, Then Mr. Trutdeau goet rnad. Not jujst onice, buit twice, first la an initerviewv RXeligion for Today The Christian .Manif esto 'by the Rev. Gordon C. Smyth Ask a dozen passers-by for a dcl 1- nition of the Christian religion and you migbt get a dozen different replies. The author of a magazine article, speculat- îng about aur Lord's return, bas writ- ben, "HIe would vIsit churches and, if Hie could pick His way tbrough the Maze of theological interpretation, HIe would perbaps ask Hîmself: 'Did I really say ail that?'" Mucb ta be preferred is thse mature scbolarsbip of tbc labe Dr. Erniest F. Scott, of Union Theological Seminary, New York. For instance, be found no dlifficulty "picking a way thnougb the supposed "maze" of tbe Fourth Gospel. Indeed lie wnote, "tbc carly editars; wene not fan wrong when tbey put forth bbe Gospel as written by the Beloved Disciple. Tbcy feit, as the wbole Cburcb bas felt ever since, that bere we bave a record of tbc 111e of Christ by that followcr of His who was spîitually clasest to Hlm and understood Hlm best." What is the Christian message? St. John 3:16 is tbe Gospel in miniature. "For God so lovcd the wonld that HIe gave His only Son, that wboever believ- es in Hlm should not perîsb but have ebernal life," Is our tîny pianet a mca-ningless îsland in an infinibe cosmîc occan? A person, in earnest, n'ight well scck the answer in a papcnback copy of "The Phenom enon of Man" by priest-scîen- tist Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, with an introduction by Sir Julian Huxley. Wbat if life akin ta human 111e is en- countcred on anothen planet? Dr. Helmut Thielicke, Rector of the University of Hamburg, bas comment- cd, "Man cannot stnip off bis past, na matten how swiftly bie flies through space. He cannot get away fnom Him Who holds bim to Hirnself. No matter wbere be goes, irnmediately the same aid Story wili begin ahl over again." "For God so lovcd tbe world that HIe gave His only Son .- .". Wbat does this "Sonsbip" signify? Not pnimarily ,news about Jesus Christ, but about bbc invisible God. Ta be sure, no-body should go bo aur Lord., ta 'His manger and His cross, to find the omnipotence whicb swings Orlon. and the Plicids. Nobody sblould go to His bcachîngs fr information about a scîenIc-lk pbysîcs, " He who has seen Me bhascsee iteFathez". This was tbe Master's cate-J goriçal stafernent. That side of God - cbaracter, purpose, and redeeing loGve - wc do find incarnate in Christ, as countless millions could tcstify out of expenience, ". ..bbat whoever believes in Hlm should not perisb . . .". Let us neyer forget bbc physical -necds of wbohe mul- titudes! But wbýat happens in an afflui- ent society? Most Canadians ough1-t ta know. As mabenial1 standards are naîscd and as more and more doors of acad'e- mic opportunity are opened, other basic wants clarnor to be supplied. No- won- der lange numbers of our people are 'perîsbing'! Robent Chanlesý Wallace was Prin- cipal of Queen's Univensity from, 1936 until 1951. No other, Canadian educator bas been more widely farned. In bis youth he began, witb an Arts degrec and went on bo bhree degrees in pure science. In tbe coursie of bis public cancer bwenty universities gave him an bonorary doctorate. Howevcr, Dr. Wallace was not only a scientist but a man of God, an elder of Chalmers Church in Kingston, and regularly occupied tbc family pew. HIe bad no "depantmen talized" mind. This is obvious from a readingr of tbc Chan- cellon's Lectures that he gave, entitieci, "Religion, Science, and bbthe oer World". Principal Wallace once 'gave thlý,isr testimony, "Education isimoryq_1tant lb Îs still more important that wc fînd a consistent explanation oIfbe rnean_îng- of bbc univense, and of our purpose and destiny as human beings. I ledl that there is 'a mind bcyond thc visible pro- cesses, a fountainhead of al bbc love and beauty, and g oodness and bnubb, wbicb we as buman beings so imper- fcctly rcflcct. "We cali that power Gad -. .We reacb out into bbc eternal . . we nesb in bbc assurance that underneath. are bbc everlasting arms ... On that basis only can 111e bave a meaning whicb wil sabisfy us". Robent Charles Wallace was bornt and bred in bbc Orkney Islands of Scot:- land. lIc ate bis porridge, rnorized bis Sborber Catechîsm, knew bbc Book of books, and revered its message. HIe could persaonally echo tbese timieicss words, "F'or God s0 lovcd bbc worid bisat He gave lis onîv Son, that wboever believesý in Hlm sbould rot pnibbut have eterrial 111e." ., writb ,English-speakîn por ters, 'then' ia one Vrench language rep bie stormed away groups of newsmen w,ýanted bis answer1 question of whether1 moutbed thie epithet. Canladiais could ha1 pected Mr. Trudeaui'. age if lhe had a< moutbing the phrast then apologized to the mons for going beyor norms. There is nothing to in someonie who bas sort to evasion rathe hoaesty. YOUNG TIMMINS1 In this month's1 ary, a photo of the ¶T Pipe B3and include young piper who le a son of Alex and Cameron, fonierly of manville. ELECTION COMIN( Alex Carruthers, P 3IPP, fresh froni tht leadership conventio Toronto, le prediefing wfll be an eleotionj this spring or fali.E a supporter of Win. iii hie suveces2firi que the premier's posi. gates from this area that there wae Do mity in the way they at the convention. wvere for AI. Lav ohers for Davis, Mcll and Welch. and isL"tant -Past From the Statesman File~ '1ý_ 25 VEARS AGO (February 28, 1946) Saturda nighl, a doubie bitdyparty was held ai J he boire of Mrs. E. Willatts in honor of Mrs. Willatts' and Mrs, J. Overy's birth- Congratulations to Irene Casbourn now promoted tii the rank of Sgt.-Major, Wo- men's Canadian Army Corps. The promotion was postec ln Ordiers of the Day, ai UP~ Trinity Barracks, -Lýo n g Branch. Mayor C. G. Morris, Dep- uty Reeve Arlie Northcutt, Roads Chairman T. A, Gar- ton, Town Engineer Al Bickell, P.U.C. Commissioner ji Milton Elliott andl delegate at large Len Elliott, attend- ed the Cood Roads Conven- tion, Royal York, Toronto. Miss Helen Norwick was niaid of honor at the Pelt oshk -Mikicel wedding ývhbich look place in' the Baptist Church, Whitby, recently Students' Martin McDon- Sald, Timmins, and Graharn Campbell, Wnîeon hol! day from Triity, Coflegc School, Port Hope, were nere- guests at the home of Miss ýe with Apha Hodgins. ýporters, OWen Fagan, lately re- f rom turned frQmn overseas with ii who the, Canadian Army, bas re- to the sumed bis position with the he had loca1 branch, Canadian Bank of Commnerce. ive res- Don Gilbooly,- local boy 's cour- who starred at bardball, is dniîtted again starring in hockey. se and Playing witb the Barrit Le Com- team tbis season be basý wor )nds its the prize as top scorecr ir the league and made head- lines in daily papers. admire Cpi. Eric Densem, R.C. ito re- A.F., bas been re-posted for er than 'açtive duty and, left Friday for. overseas. The plan is - to relieve overseas personý PIPER. nel to corne'homne on leave. Legion- rimmine es one igrand - Relen )f Bow- IG UJP ()urhaim e P. C. onu. in g- titere either Ile wa, .Davis &et for Dele- advIlse unlani- y -voted Some ýwrence, Ieough 49 YEARS AGO (March 2, 1922) e Miss Catharine Warnia, b Brighton, spent the w(eeken]d 'S witb ber grandparentz Rev,. and Mns. W. C. WNaThilng- ton. Miss oliveMette o e Blythe, bas again resumecd 0 ber position with Dingmn - & Edmondstone, MVilliners. .Mr. A. M, Hardy bad isi, fingers badly crushed0 in the t machinery at Goodyeari 9 Works on Fniday.j The Quarterly Tea of thef- -Mission Circle of the Metho-. dust Cburch was held ort Tuesday evening, Februajr r,21, at the home of is r Marlon Morris witb 27 pres- e ent. After the busiiness ses- -son, Miss iMIdred Coleply < ed an nstrurnental solo and]( Mrs. L. John Brooks ga-ve a Sreading, both o! wbhich were much enjoyed. 9 Mr. F. H. Bouns.alI, pr-o- eprietor ca! Bounsall'sMou mental Art Works, was ini Toronto last week attending -the annual convention of the riMarbie and Granite Associa- Stion o! Ontario. Miss Florence Cox, daugbi-1 e ter of Mr. and MnI. A. F. e Cox, Oshawa, bas passed bier Junior Piano Examinations witb honors. - Mrs. L. St.. Clair of Bos- 5ton. Mass., Is visiting ber -niece, MVrs.. H. M. Lunney, e Goodyear Club Hotel. k We are pleased to learia that Mr. L.,A. W. Tole is re- y covering from bis recent S serious illness. Mr-. and Mis. E. S. SenIkler b ave been visiting friendis n in London. 1 A fascinating motion pic- - ture trip "-the Caniadian Rockies - was given to the Toronto Alpine Club recenit- r ly by Mr. Preston L. Tait, y nephew of Mr. Archie Tait, t Bowmanville, one of. the few living wbo -bave con- quered Mount Robson. Plan. Big Parade on Sunday, Feb., 28th for Scout and Guide Week Scout-Guide Weck will he King, thence cuit ulong King observed in Bowmanville this to the A & P parking lot. yeur. The week starts on Februury 2tb and ends orn February 28th with a worsbip MEMOIIIAL HOSPITAI, service at Courtice HTigh School WEEKLY REPORT wbiAch wiil include ail Scouts anýd Guides, Cubs, Brownies- Wcek o! Feb. 15-,21 Inclusive. . and their leaders for the dist- Admissionis - . --- _101 rict. Births-4 male, 7 female Il A parade is planncd for Di sch urges ---------------9i Sunduy the 28tb in the Town Major operutions 16 o! Bowmunville, starting ut Minor operations . 42 1:45 p.rn. ut Central Schooi Emergcncy treatmeats 182ý and marchiing down Silver to Visiting hours 3- 8 p.. daily Sugc HERE'S HOW FAT CATS -GET THAT WrAY Weil, I've 'got the snowrnobiiers of Canada on mny back, alrnost unanimous- ]y> alter a recent column ýwbîcb sug- gested mildly tbab bbc machines are in- struentsof Satan al best, bbc finest tool for noise-stink pollution since tbc automobile book ta bbhe noads. That makes up about one-quarter ,of ry readers. This week I shall alien- abe another bwo-qluarters of bbem by giving my unvannished opinion of cabs, Cats, like snowmobiles, bave their uses. Tbey're bandy to bave anound a farm, wbere tbey belp keep bbc vermin under control. Tbey bave, in bbc past, been just the bhing for bbc propnietors of'some cbîcken palaces, when tbe price of cbicken was higis. Tbere were some in prison camp, presurnably to keep down bbcý rabs. Tbeir numbers were dirninisbing witb increas- ing speed, until the German camp comn- mandant issued bbe dictum: "Prison.ers will cease and dcsist killing and eating of long-tailed nabbits." lIe had a sense of humour. Whîch is more, tban you can say for a cat. Then, thcy are useful, wben kittenis, for -putbing on calendans. And finally, .1'il admit -tbey provide comnpany of sorts. for loniely people, who pamper bbem,' stuff tbem wibh tidbits, and turn themn fnom sleck felines into bloabed, con- ternptuous parasites wbo bake over bbc best chair in bbc bouse, shed bain oven everytbîng, claw bbc rug and, uphols- tery a5t wîhl, and want out at five in bbc morning. >If I should grow, old and lonely, I would prefen a snake as a pet. Like cats, they jusb slcep and cat. They also cat mice. But bbey don't came fawning and wbîning and rubbing fierccly against your legs wbcn you're geting their food out. They don'b want out in bbcerniddle of bbc night. And bhey don'b get preg- liant cveny six weeks. It's a wcll-knawn f act that cats- bave no love for anybody. Not even for other cats. A beautiful female wil mar- ry amy flea-bitten', onec-eyed. born-eared r.bilanderer wbo cornes alonne. And tom cats are just plain sexfiends. In saine ways, cats are like child- and Spice By BiH SmiIey . ren. When thcy're kittens, they're t;'wect and 'loveable and cuddly. And alwayàa making a mess. Wben tbey grow up),ý' tbey mooch unashamedly, stay out balf- tbc night, sleep half the day. And ar(Zý_, always making a mess. "" My wife isn't fond of cats, and f loathe them. But we always seem to 1e(- stuck witb one. Daugbter Kimn picks ujîZ a stray kitten and bnings it borne. With- the deepest misgivings, we adopt th~ scrawny little wretcb. Tbeyne alway4,-,' female, which we don't find out until., too late, Then Kim breezes off sornewherc(-,* and we're guardians and grandparentsIý, Tbere's no parleying about birtb con-, trol. Kim insists tbat ber protegee nust. fulI il ber fuinction as a femnale. Aftei the draina of tbe delivery,, and t11prw îod of nursing, we have a bysterectornyý >perforrned. And in about four montbis, the slim, sleek, pretty young tbing i<, a great fat cat, knockîng off tins and tins of' cat food, and producingnotbîng, except extreme irritation. Try to geher bo put bier out when. you tbînk, it's "time" and she darts up-, stairs3 and under a bcd. Have you ever tnîed crawlîngiý, under a bed to catch a ca-t wbo doesn't want to go out into tlbc snow? It's a good way to give younseIl astoe from sheer rage. ILeave ber outsidc and sbe dants ic tween your legs wben you're bringing'- in arrniuls of groccnies, and bigh-tail s lb bo safeby under another bed, or down cellar, the door of wbîcb your stupid wif e, or busband, bas left open. The solution, of course, îs bo bave, ber put away. Bu t somehow I've neyer been able bo accept eubhanasîa. After ail, you don't kill your kids, -or eveni yuur parents, just because bbey dru, you wild. Maniy will not agrce wîth me. But, I got off to a bad stant this week. Ail set to go to wank Monday morning. Cat in back kitchen, witb an odd look oni ber face. Threw bier out. Went into tbe downstains powder roorn, and thene was, tbe evidence. Not one, but bwo distinc(Ï evîdences of massive diannbca. Il's bbc onl- good {hin, T risjay for, them. At least bbcyknow cnoughý to go to the bathroom. OLP NEW6PAPER5 PlioWN,