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Wfbiles, sbe said she w'as stil! cald, so gi'ed lber m1%7 cot An' it's jnst strnck, me that the Lass wanted me G to cnddle ber,2 l'mitthat imad Iidnt itbink of -it Ixeffore." )Corne c ilg-le ýstr iy turned, and Oressed en abe bie ad gonle, fie feit a ga is siev-,e an)d looked n ietoffe yes of a fragile-app)1eari-ng O4d adY in -a Choker Collar who bad beeýn sitting at the n e xttfable. "Ilere you ar, ,Young nian", she gaid ;ii a conspiratoriap whspr and pressed izto bis hand a lumîrp of zlngar that slehe ad nndoubhtedly êed,,ged un from a largeý mesh reti- cule she hlad witb ber. '"I always c£arry some. fin Case 1I meet ahose you ko. Toc Fast Jobinny "I feli fin a ilud pdl. ýMothier: "bt ihyn e p.1nts on? Johnn1y: -V y C f-,s fat1 idnIl't hv hneto tae tem His Naine The boy wýas beinlginevee by tle rector of a seetGlso mhool wjthi a view to bis enrol- ïmenllt. Ilbt' 1113nâe? be Watn aske-andrepled:"Pa"ersoni." -\What did youl say yvour name as"the rco eaddSeverely. 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Thiat's better than the iast estimate we saw, wcb hhad 'cm 511 dead. --Otta-wa Citizen, Waste of Flour Bea i estarants-aiid îany hoswvsas well-thfink thlat thie onlly way in j1 whicii to makýe a pala- Mtabe sanwichis te cat OfHail dbe crujst, ystquantities of bread are Ieingwstd very d Cay tbroughiout the lngth anrd breadith of th'fis cocnnty. --Brockville Rerde ami Times. Tlhey Also Ran Motpeople whoý( follow the hors"sbet on the horses WCo -"inisPress- Why They Live Lonýger Thexe ct nof lueo for thec averag man hs beenincrease;d -20 yeatasine15, ed sinii note. Musit lbe thlat a rsnlias 1to ive longe,ýr no-w to paly !his tacxes. -Kitchen r Rcord. 'lAo r n in' "MornincS. fer the summer ghitn along?" "Aini't got hlm ,ïi no mre-be wnt back te the dcit. "Fixe im?" "Nop)e; le qi. "WVhat'd he quit fer? "Gues hewasafeared Il'd work the Dayligbt Savlinst him." Hakin St. Thomas ,Ties- "Striking" Fact it is a "*stiing" fact thiat thle stanardwag of Johin L. Lewiýs's soitî coal miner is $630 pr week. Sombre Thought Il thilOSe )plIInet S wbIlre JiIf e i now etncthle :cientist3 prob- ably \-got julst a littfal frtbeCr 1tha urhaegot. HOMIE if you serve Max.. wel Huse. This extra- delicioîls coffee is bought and enïjoyed by more people than any offher Lrand of coffe iiî»i&bc ,world. NE'W Fastoî Actin ROYAL Ends Overnight Bother.Risk!1 N EW Fast Rising Royal is here! The modern baking discovery that Jets you dIo ail your bakhxng in a e hours . by daylight! No "setting bread" the nilht' before-no baking disappointmnents because dough spoiled during the niglit wheni the kîteni tem- perature changed. New Fast Rlslng Royal is ready for action 10 minutes after it's dlssolved la water! MUTT AND JEFF- It'a Either An Early Summer or a Late Spring I I~ LAH.-oI44BOY WA ADREAM! WuJEWERF POoR.. IWAS$ SO. G . OSl.ý, %7 wA 6 WE IDIDN'T HI~E 1 DREAMED - AM 1 GLAD I REAL! JIJST ILýIE It AYI4NTOE REýALIŽ/EATIt ýWOKE UP! REALLY I4APPENED! AN4I \N E WERE Iq IGý STARVING! ATR~ vm Y*,~ I~T. FRAi.A And the rich, home-baked flavor of bread baked with New Fast Rising Royal wilI makie your famfly brag about your bakýing more than ever. You get 4 packets in each' carton of New Fast Rlsing Royal-4 large loaves to a packet. Staye full-strength, ready for iimredi- ate use, for weeks on your panitry sheff. Aýt your grocer's-niow 1 By BUD FISHER No Chanree REG'LAR FELLERS-Standing Order B EEBRE M 1 < - - By GENE BYRNES