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luSTINFUJN'I A a'Osio girl Siltiing ,intl] ug e) n w bote) wajsaprchdba Germ» oficeraskimg heýr ',0dance. Slie refused, and shoî tly afte-rwards herei e d andsnpoke lm raIthr "sit becalise Ianm a rna" laec iquireýd. -01-1, n, sesai4d. smiling ý-weetly, Ino±at ail. t îis nie-rely ileccau e c arn aNowga" D£coei-wed Thy weciavivVg t iù irst 4pqafïed. "l'ï iponio,"sadthe bus- banf3d. "Wle we werefirst imarrivd I tlwugl t yola Wtereanil gl. "Ves,"ret.ortedhis wf".I!sip lponse tiat's w.hy ye neyer bouîghlt e Eany cote. STUFF AND THINGS "Yeah !-an' a yard wice!" "I1 ho(pe you ni ïjoyed your gam with the major." said the bostess te one of bier g-Uests. Hsvr clever atcars î't be?" "Hle certainy i," replied the gýuest. "He sîarted b'y telli1-ing my fortune, and nowheMsconing t." Dcrinating The Hird girl bad been sent donto the Fook lw fetcb a pailý ûf waterbut StAoMgazing rt tbe finilg srai paetyls i lbougbs. "What's sl atn o? se ber misiteSS , hwb wa waïciling. "Donoc warFil3 replied !ber ý-ilnsad j aipis sean' se a pailfull shlikese. So-mé Reward Due bTis ift 15bu xpeto ieyou'Ii Jý;ce to taz hbaci,"csaîd the n"?altby you hiress. 'Nohig !i te sort," nise ifhe younl!g rmai,. "Wb.y 'vebe ghiencrehdi a over town sincceour engaIgemnt bsbenanuue. Keep Cool "Icani't udrt o o &'nianage to keep su calm-, waee happens,"sid Robinson. "Oh, Wirai sa amatrof train- ing," explained Thompsoni, "Yom see, a've a wife,; ivecildire,itwo djogs,, , and a cigarette I;gb ber " In Pieces A celebrated vocAist vwas iun rnotborcar acdetone daiy, A ! pcratrcr dintheacidn added "We re fhappy so state that b'e wais able to appealp Ile foi~ lûwing ejenng ini bree pics." A éofrornNowhere "Ve-s, sir," a1]swere<i the soldier s here tlie viceS cone fromn" be yOs eve. bear voices wît.;olur beinig %bIf to tel)lwb i peAing or "And wbiei does tbiocu? Ras ased.l Theo)-asioe Lrmswas sard tocovnc.No"dlad le. "l'Il have nurincbcontraptioni 0 my bouse. Piann11ers are badi( bîngs." "Oh, bt ate , rtested is lau1ghter, "tIiss ,an utpright in" Could Wpi' A 1Latcaýlhire kiand is ýýlas- îad speri the &ay togelber, and onl icir reture te girls nmobe asked sow sbe bad enjoyed ersifH, Aw et," Said Jane, "bt i hînik J#oe's a b)it ien. e nobi pens ix iýpe1,ce oni 'le al da'y." "Wlif I were ttlee fd tek is hipîc acl< and meik bim asha-ill od f htsef said be moher Late that nîght, Jane kn1ocýed pln jais deer. 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"ýSo I did, sîr," re lic he oy, "buLt Fhe gip ni afore 7)ot-ve As he alihemaïticsmatr a vworkinig c'lt anl examiple on thle blcko rd, e otîcced thlat oneof tepuipils was't aying any t Bor , jeffries-, b ar Rosdfronhi, dl' ram,- STUFF AND TH1NGS "Did ï ever show ya My collec- tion of counterfeit co)ins?" STUFF ANI) THINGIS "My! Wbat a haunting met- ody!" On Darik Flour Mr.Vounigbride (ýpbonin-gbe mther)1: "htnew type o'f f!lur can't Ibe very good."5 Mrs. Y."I made a pie wt t and oe ol brl u b Von Tel] Que Couniselwscos-xmnn fariler. lem or not?" "Then tei te ortti I fif talke -0 ploug'h thesa1fid" Tbycouildni't do0 t." "Wy ot?" 'ecuse the fiftee bv ared ploughed t." POP-lt Ail Depends , =1 VOIE 10SF Chiasin-g Kitten's, Tail Rasing wagesrising prcces to cover, aiing ag gan becalse prouesthaseoben 'rased, and so on, amounits te, the am thing as a kittn cbingits tail - and tlhe k ,t as more .fun, -Kitcheer Recod. Hadn't Thought 0f That Gandblli's sonli Idi ol not have lad a chance Of Indepe- denice unlder Cu.hl.Did it, ever occur i10 hiiim that buit for 0Churchili Bilndi Pht today be a slave state Of Japan'- -.St. Thomias Times-Journal. Prevening Beat lnhacig a ricb. mlix(ture of oxygtin is, haïiled by science as th ates-t a"d best cure for a bangover. We !stilI, thbink, bowever, the best oe is abrs wak-home to bed after They're Good Sports Thle ee-piitcBiibare pýlaninlgawrd' fair ini Lonldon for 19417. Jus't on, the oýff ch)ance, We prsm, httcr'lsijlibe la world at tat tiue. The Slow (?) BritiEh Br-itain is xýportingtbueimes as, miany moýtor vebicles as the Uited States as a result of te labior troubleýs in thefl atteýr corntry. The "lo"British are wasting Do tiimýe ati ,l in, pïiking ip the world trade they had aandonfor the Air Hub Twetysi liesdaîythereare pasnesarrivinig in -Lethbridge by ahr or leaing by air. le's An Idea "Nylon Is Mde from Coal"- hieadýing. Bectter let fthe ladfies handle John L. Lewis, do0'tyen think? Peaîce Sign igsof peaýce deparin Mor thaL1,00,00workers are now )"vidfle of strike. -W\oodstock Sentinel-Reiew. ftOW Ç,AN 'iVU 5AN PI' . 4A ý I~0t Cf 4 T#0#$AA'D V$~S for Auto-ownrs, Farmrs,, fiaragemeu, Lumbermen, Builing coniactors, Tranpots. sbêps and Factories M.iPA FLCOSUL MAurtcTUIING MCO. soe iz èend MsJ&~,rr DEA,LERS WANTED WHERIE WE ARE NOT ALREADY REPRESENTED CROSSTOWN hHr' and lotion that's not only good for cshpan hands, but it's aIso very popular withi arc-welders."y By J. MILLAR WATT MUTT AND JEFF- And of Course N. C. Could Also Stand for Noni-Comnmittal By Bud Fisher By GENE BYRNES WELL, ATl4E~R~ n MEANS REQU~ A LOI TI-iINk T' ~i4E. SWIt'. MISTER! 4 ANEE IOULD'VbE> 'rQRN IT - OFF CANu By Roland Coe &/~ ~O'~ 'fOUR SAI>DI-~ R0UNP Tê46 w~~ON<~: WA44 PROF~S5OR - J REG'LAR FELLERS-Wealth, On Paper -e 77