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Pr ~bI roemil Cavalry crh;,t: dn' i1keý thie Iook of the horse' head. sir." Sergeant (1,011't wOrry u'Ison 1ge't ovelt11tt He'D o h.-,Sarn ç- hoig you wouh benscifislt tnoig igive youir lttelstei thef iargest picu of candyI.. Wýhy, e. en, fat old hý--will give a1I l te nicest i l'ies to bier littie chlicks ai' tak ,nliy a tinjy ofl, .ce ili a hl for hers"i." Johnniiie (af1er watchlilg tie "Ici hien for a wl1 i- i) ::>'XJe1l mmi, 11< do 'Ille satil thing if il was wrms' Dog Collctor "Wilat s1 tof a(Q is he?" "Asnt:ooi " "But ali ol,î s ':olllec- Mor of insemm" Hard Times Th~esesa..s ,o ,yn letue art Meatrit m..eMd anmibraru s at the Other" saidi Mrs.Andrews ~es, l da, replitû the buit 'cher; "ilthsehar imes t is difficxilt to miale bot lu endeu ea. Anythinig New A businessnmai, asupýset be- use his nlew typisf was laIe.Fum ghe saiti,;as she finally carne b: l'shoufd it hve been here at she asked. "What hap- Could be Managed "Oh, porer,exclaimedcthe ar youing thing, "does this traini go, lfirsi or the one on lapýtformCï Numiber Four ?" 'Numher Four, miiss," replied, thie porter; "UtS due off in a mwinute, hut dfyoia mn you'1lcatch &t' "Yes; but have 1 go tîntime10 un over there anti miss it ndtheni icorne back and catch thlis one?" -l'il) going f0 kiss you before 1 go," saiti the yoinng mati o had ourstyeti biswelcome. "DE ifs o i l Ae im CCi yng"rep)Iiedl fhicgirl, weazrily. la For. Awile jut fter his convitiu dte ý1on put nup a trOfg plea foir - ou cati sec, your hOnor, hie , witb a Whîne, " -111 realiy È i11and u. But the jutgc had Phard that S toDry SO offen before2. Lookingý, Over bis Ipctacles, hie repfliet: "N'O, you mnay bc downl, but youl're no of-ot for six moîths- anyway." He Was First Buyrar(otin ut a wcll- kï.enownmi ioaie):"Hw woulid you ike f0 be in hfisshe" Seconid Burgiar:"Isn A Mtýddler The iister i dhe Higland hamiet had no more ardent admirer than ot Jean. As he ihutnered forth denuinciations of the sins of, irmorality, lying, drunkenncss, fher mens wcre hcartfelt. One day he turned h'is attention tu a habit ofPipe smoking among fut eider womer. O1(l jean left itht' meeting firmaly Chifchiug lber pipe, "can't do itb preachiers whlen rneddHing," she saisi nîeddiLg," he aisd. sinen Choose A shipwýrecket sailor who' bad spentfive ears on a desert islan mas ..vcroyet ont day so set -a toip trop anchor in the bay. A srnall boat eari-e ashoren and an oi- ficer lha te Ithe silora;ibundie ol aewspaperr "The captaun sugg-sts," he bld the sailo.. "thaf vonreati wat's going on in th-, world andi then let ns know if yon wnt,, be es- cueti." World's Shortest Novel The followving, taken from 2 petty csxok is smuly thie world's shortest niovel: Adverit. for typist, 2; ftypist's salary, .£2; flowvers, ,s, chocolates, *7s6d; fypis's salary, £:-;> sweef s for 'if,6di; Wnne alary, £4; dinner anti theater foti- niiie and self, £]010 s: fur coat for %wife, £5;adt. for maie typist, 2s. MHIS CURlOUS WORLD EXPERI MEN4P4uiNKSE'S IIM E.F UP ON iis FEE~T . -ÈAINS BAÉANCE;ANI 1 IdEzrg LE65 1'PER CONTýRôL., fu ls T1OME- WHAT PlCON ey.go [orALN<W4 10 DOPL Bv Wiliam Ferguson stANS CgAMiN6 ApouiNb womrE.Ç ýft mcYE tH ROOMIT WA5ýi4rIEAIPLY HA3 EPcN A U7L- TE SO m4RD M iE tr iiuGNTOV.iCNFDENTSm5 ST WO,'ULD 2,E LEcaiS SUPDF-NLY BUCIKLE. 111E. W1ONG WAV PEEL SUPE OF HPl~F tV fLCGl«e AT- FIOOP. FArý AWAY THE SPORTING THIN-eýGI THE SPORTING THING "Goge Rôli over. Yo'Cv C been iying ül on your ack for the iast two nmonths!" MeA RzC hG 0 r 5 0 P H115 LL G 'D AS 1E LP QIEXLV TO ro IOp.rEELS HORIZONTAL ,l Depicted is ïinsigne o! - Squadron 33, U. 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Reconversïin Hint A mutd suggetion Lect's forget ail, about, "reconv\ersïin" anti just let's go back f0 -work. - VncoverProvinkce. Corne East, Young Man emel Iljr Ltheoit hlarvest £ex* cursionis? RememIIber the traIins that pulleti ont for the prairies, otefue rolling plains mad thýe ,wheat fieldis and the big meails and b)ig talof the west? That was a long imiie agi>, triend, a long lime ago. Now itS in re- verse. Thiis year Onail as a bumper crop. Our fieldss are rich wvith the good things of the earth. They ha2ve eveil called for 25,000 atitij- tional mlen fronI the west to help gathier in the hairve-st. Corne easi, ongman, Cone east. -1I-Iriltouu Spectator. 46 Cenlter 47 Symbol for silver 4i8 Music note 49 Prison roon- i51lLookasnc 52 Addends,< 54 Wine vse 5ý6 Swiss mountainl 58 out of (prelix) 60 Wh-irlwmdýc VERTICAL EA , 1 Chief god of R L Memphis P o-T 92Aircraft P PE 7 L0 C 3 Camera. stand L. 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